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Larablink:
nope.

OmaBliss:
Okay, I gerrit..

OmaBliss:
When did u become so annoying?
I'll correct it, thanks..

Since you started not saying hi.

OmaBliss:
Abi oh!
Weather legal or illegal.. yahoo na profession too

Weather ko, Climate ni. Smh

2dice:
atleast Baba Iphone 6 still dey

U mean my Blackberry Javelin? E still dey oooo. I dey manage am and E dey post comment.

Larablink:
lol nah u won't. It's only meant for me.

Not fair ooo! We could practice it 2geda oooo.

2dice:
hahaha...
Na so the thing dey be ..
When next yu go Plug your fone inside your pocket put headpiece for your ear ...
Dats how we roll

I don get sense now. Dem don teach me d hard way.

Larablink:
the one I invented.

Puleeeezzzz teach me.

Twaci:
Very true! I hardly flash sef

2dice:
Lmfao ... Person WEy dye dey ...chat
Go mama put laaa ...

The last tym wey I go chow for mama put, I bin buy rice N50, beans N30 and one pomo N50.

By the time I chop finish dem don move my small torch lite fone. Na so I take pay N3,130 for food of N130.

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]Thanks,hun [/color]

So 2day na ur bday? Happy Buffday ooo!
Hope you had a blast?

2dice:
lol ... Lekan ...see as you teeth dirty ... Wetin you chop

Me wey hunger dey mama sef, chaii I don die

2dice:
Chaii see sacrifice for Dem godss

Larablink:
Its too LNG.

What style is that ayam seeing oooo.

simdam500:
GIRL: Hi handsome.
BOY: Mcheeew (rolling his eyes)
GIRL: C'mon I mean no harm dude. Just
spare
me a
few minutes of your time.
BOY: say what you have to and leave
immediately.
GIRL: okay I have been watching you pass
here
everyday and i feel attracted to you.
BOY: only that?
GIRL: I think you are hydrogen cause
whenever
I see
you my heart beats with a pop sound.
BOY: (blushing) aaaww stop the flattery.
GIRL: I'm damn serious. Can't you see that
am
not
sobber and am staggering? That simply
proves
that
am drunk in love with you.
BOY: (smiling) go straight to The point,
can't
you see
am busy? (drawing patterns on The
ground
using his
feet)
GIRL: wow your smile is like Al Quaeda
terrorists
cause it has just captured The territory of
my
heart.
Please give me a chance to invest in your
heart
business and you will see The profits
through
my
love for you.
BOY: You girls are just the same. You Just
want
to
use me then dump me heartlessly.
GIRL: OMG! Dats so inhuman. I want to
show
you
true love that can never even be witnessed
in
the
Soap Operas.
BOY: Kkk let me think about it then I will
reply
you
later.
GIRL: Okay handsome, take as much time
as
you
want. Whatever your decision is, I will
respect it
but
please say Yes.
"
Will there ever be a beautiful
time
like
this? where girls will do the 'toasting' and
we
The
guys do the 'blushing'? Lol.................


Happy weekend

Godskidmidas:
With the scarcity of guys and abundance of single ladies coupled with the prophecy in Isaiah 4:1, I think we may be having this pretty soon

Cutehector:
Wow, I was so surprised wristwatch deactivated his account...


https://www.nairaland.com/wristwatch

Deexxy:
[color=#1980BC]Our Girlfriend's friend that know that our girlfriends are using us for Maga may something as heavy eniola badmus fall on your destiny.

Amen! [/color]

may01:
Just come to Uyo, there are beautiful ladies everywhere

may01:
Just come to Uyo, there are beautiful ladies everywhere

may01:
I'm glad you enjoyed your stay That means you'll marry one of my sisters

I sure did.
Errrrr!! U get fine sister wey u wan gv me ni? The "Ibom" type oooo.

may01:
Lekan what are you doing in Uyo

Was there actually.
Clarion call days, fun place no doubt. Plus pweety hot babes too.

may01:

I smell tropicana.

wristbangle:

Wristbangle?
Welcome back.

cutieberie1:
hahaha I thought u hv forgotten me

No I didn't ooo.

jonaifame22:
[s] Ddid u search for her underline too,jobless folk [/s]

Dyslexic _Imbecile