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Romance › Re: 10 Categories Of Single Ladies In Nigeria by kinglekan:
ronald4lif:
Number 9 is spot on. Every woman should work on becoming one. Men no longer want liabilities as a wife. Those women who think they can just seat at home and nurse babies without contributing any income to the home had better have a rethink. Having babies doesn't stop a woman from working and pursuing her career.

Get your ass up, build a career for yourself so no man can push you around. How do you expect a man to respect you when you can't even afford something as common as your own sanitary pads or maggi cubes. Lazy women irks me mehn.


Very true bro!!

It simply goes with the saying "Be a Woman a Man Needs and not a Woman that Needs a Man"

This is one of the reasons a lot of relationships are built on SEX,
cos the guy doesn't see any "value added service"
she brings into his life.

Therefore he feels the only way he can "benefit" from the relationship, especially with all the commitments he makes is to take her to bed.
Romance › Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by kinglekan: 12:48pm On Apr 19, 2015
stephenqueen:
She travel go dubai go buy market cheesy
Dey dere mk pant dey wear u. Prettythicksme don connect lagmostkuit to one wealthy sheik for dubai!!
Romance › Re: Relationship/friendship! by kinglekan: 12:25pm On Apr 19, 2015
prettythicksme:
I will comment after church cheesy
*yinmu*

You mean after you leave Alhaji's houz. grin
Romance › Re: Relationship/friendship! by kinglekan:

Lalacious how many marks for these questions naa? grin


***Modified***

Lala247:
Hey peeps

Ok, this is a big issue in realtionship .

Ladies/ guys would you allow ur bae to be friendly with your friends or bestfriend?

Of course, I sure don't want her being enemies with my bestfriend/friends. But the "friendliness" should be defined and within reasonable context of the word "friendly"




Lala247:
Have you ever liked your baes friend and wish you could swap ?

Na "Phone Swap?" grin



Lala247:
Can you forgive a guy/chic that cheated on you with your bestfriend? Can you forgive the friend?

Forgive? Well probably sha,

Forget?? NEVER!!!! undecided



Lala247:
Do you think confiding with friends can be the downfall of a relationship? ..

Emphatically! YESSSSS!!!!
Romance › Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by kinglekan: 12:16pm On Apr 19, 2015
stephenqueen:
If I tear u slap,woju ooooundecidedundecidedundecided..meself dey look for ma wife lagmostkuit
Where that ur wife con disappear go naa!! Me sef dey find my wife beamborla oooo
Romance › Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by kinglekan: 12:15pm On Apr 19, 2015
prettythicksme:
help me find jacksparrow1207 ooo,who kidnap am?I am suspecting stephenqueen and kinglekan,where una put my boo cry
Ah ahhh!! Since when we turn kidnappers?? shocked
Romance › Re: Just My Suggestions For Romanceland by kinglekan: 12:11pm On Apr 19, 2015
agarawu23:
I will give you a topic I am aiming to create today. if e know make FP make I bend except the mods go do ojorogrin
Hehehehe!!

Eagerly waiting. smiley
Politics › Re: Nairaland Hits 2,000,000 Topics Today. by kinglekan: 12:07pm On Apr 19, 2015
xreal:
Let us celebrate this feat, a record worth celebrating. Nairaland recorded 2,000,000 ( two million) topics today, the 18th April, 2015 at 8:49pm.

See screen shot below.


Hurraaaaay!

grin grin
While u hit 1999 posts. grin
Romance › Re: Just My Suggestions For Romanceland by kinglekan: 10:53am On Apr 19, 2015
agarawu23:
take me personal at your own risk

I am a fun catcher dude.
come celebrate my last nyt FP wif mecheesy

don't tell me you spent hours editing to give me reply. seems you dont know me yet. follow me and you will get the gamegrin
LMAO @ Emboldened

Is that your catch phrase after I "nipped you in the bud"? grin

Well I don't take all the shii here seriously bro. Its part of the fun. Plus I had some other "bashers" on my thread but I only replied you and ignored them "Like a Boss"

So wetin we dey pop to your FP tins? grin
Romance › Re: Just My Suggestions For Romanceland by kinglekan: 10:34am On Apr 19, 2015
agarawu23:
Another enemies I kept praying against cheesy

guess you are one of the plantain sellers but your market is not moving tongue

ROTFL..

First and foremost, I am not your "enemies" grin

I do not have nor hold any personal vendetta against you. I only decided to quote you after seeing your several nice comments.




agarawu23:
I gave him my own advice and point of view which you are also free to do yoursundecided

Now here is where I think you are being a little bit hypocritical and the reason why I said you appear on certain threads to make yourself look cool.

Here is the comment you made on my thread;


agarawu23:
The owner is making his money u guys are there claiming Mr & Mrs perfect.
Better focus on your future than calling attention to things that won't fetch u money.

noticed.

modified:-
https://www.nairaland.com/2259854/romance-section-reunion-thread-how

what was the out comehuh undecided

Going by your snarky comment above, what's the difference between this thread and the one in your comment? smiley

Funny thing is you were quick to reserve FTC spot on my thread by posting "observing" and later edited it to this. Were you looking for "Likes" smiley




agarawu23:
oh!!! guess you are jealous of Onila tread that hits front page and my likes from the tread tongue

My brother if you can't meet them join them.

Funny you use the word jealous, why should I be? smiley
How much did the "likes" put in your bank account. grin

ROTFL.. @emboldened

Coming from the guy who says he doesn't care about FP.
Romance › Re: Just My Suggestions For Romanceland by kinglekan: 8:32am On Apr 19, 2015
agarawu23:
Mr man you can't open silly treads and expect sensible people to comment to make it trend or hit FP . for examplehttp://www.nairaland.com/2264249/check-out-pics-me-friends what's romantic or making sense in this your tread?

You have to be creative to gain the attention of viewers.

goodnyt all cheesy
Creative?? undecided

All these comments coming from someone who said another plantain seller wants to carry NL on his head?
undecided

Am really not surprised tho, there are a bunch of people like you on here. You appear on some threads and make yourself look cool.

Nwaz on your comment on opening silly threads, well silly is relative and there are a bunch of "silly" threads that make FP. Though they all tend to have one thing in common, "silly and hilarious"

These threads made FP and I don't see anything close to sensible in it.

www.nairaland.com/2262435/see-naija-babes-doing-things#32828189

www.nairaland.com/2263798/ladies-only-one-prayed-big
Romance › Re: Ladies, Would You Do This? Guys, Your Reaction... by kinglekan: 8:04am On Apr 19, 2015
Midehi:
that b00bs is really suckable, just see the pointed nip
shocked
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 8:00am On Apr 19, 2015
Darkrebel666:
~ Who has watched "Phone Swap" here??

@that part where that dude was asking for Cutlery hahaha grin grin ..hilarious
Loads of hilarious scenes in that movie.

Mehn I loved the part where they told him the name of the food he was about to eat and Akin was like undecided

The scene on the plane too was crayyyyy!!

Akin was busy blowing grammar and Gbenga Adeyinka silenced the i.d.i.o.t by screaming "Terrorist".

Alexis plane scene was also funny. Mumu geh made the most dumb face ever after she was told by the air hostess that she was on an Abuja flight.

Also Saka's scene where he tried mimicking his boss. Especially that part where he said, "Illuminate me..".

ROTFL
Romance › Re: Ladies, Would You Do This? Guys, Your Reaction... by kinglekan: 7:45am On Apr 19, 2015
Orijin101:
see those boobs cheesy
I know say I go see u here!!! grin
Romance › Re: How To Keep The Vagina Clean And Healthy by kinglekan: 7:40am On Apr 19, 2015
donnypool:
this one you are interested in period story so...na wa oh
undecided
Romance › Re: Any Nairaland Babe With This Kind Of Killer Shape? by kinglekan: 7:39am On Apr 19, 2015
khassy:
wickedcheesy cheesy
grin
Romance › Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by kinglekan: 12:18am On Apr 19, 2015
2dice:
worse as in?
When you ma Boss dey Ground
Smal pikin like me? undecided

Bros stop dt tin oooo
Romance › Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by kinglekan: 11:59pm On Apr 18, 2015
2dice:
serious man...my D is the newest V around Town
undecided

Dis 2dice own worse ooooo
Romance › Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by kinglekan: 11:50pm On Apr 18, 2015
2dice:
hmnn kingtom is not that kind of fellow...we dont do such stuff cheesy
LIAR!!!!!
Romance › Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by kinglekan: 11:19pm On Apr 18, 2015
stephenqueen:
Kingtom na witch doctor na grin grin grin
Heheheheh!!!

Him nor dey pay to do. Na Free of Charge. grin

*singing in sound sultan's voice*

One day bush meat go catch the hunter
Romance › Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by kinglekan: 11:13pm On Apr 18, 2015
Orijin101:
Bro, i know you won't believe.
This generation we are, you don't really need to practicalize some things before you have wide knowledge about them. . .
This are the things we watch on movies and also see in real life wink
U dey mind Chibwike!!

I sure say him sabi pass u sefff. Nor let d guy whine u too much ooo
Romance › Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by kinglekan: 11:10pm On Apr 18, 2015
stephenqueen:
Prettythicksme sabi use ma mic sing lyk craze lipsrsealed lipsrsealed grin grin
She suppose collect award I swear!!

grin
Romance › Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by kinglekan:
KingTom:
I don't sleep with prostitutes grin
Werey leleyi oooo!!!

After u don give all ur patients wey dey find pikin belle.

Dem go con be like

*****Scene****

Patient's Husband: Doc, junior seems to have a striking resemblance with you.

Doc KingTom: Junior seems to be suffering from a rare case of Lamellar ichthyosis also known as Ictchyosis Lamellaris and Nonbullous congenital icthyosis....

Patient's Husband: *confused face* undecided


Cc: Tosyne2much, Origin101, Ipledge, Jacksparrow1207, Alberto2k, stephenqueen,2dice,khalleb
Romance › Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by kinglekan: 10:51pm On Apr 18, 2015
tosyne2much:
Baba, me don upgrade from those N500 Olosho oooooo, na 5k oloshos me dey package these days cheesy
Correct bobo!!!

#Gbayiiii grin
Romance › Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by kinglekan: 10:46pm On Apr 18, 2015
stephenqueen:
Prettythicksme na horse ooo, the babe good die grin
Na me u dey tell!!

Her waist na die, she sabi twerk on d microphone. Baby yen bregedo

Choii, mk I speak in tongues small. grin
Romance › Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by kinglekan: 10:40pm On Apr 18, 2015
KingTom:
Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhh Thunderrrrrrrrr!!!!!
grin grin grin
Oga me sirr!!

Na high class olosho u dey do. U nor be like tosyne2much wey dey always find recharge card olosho.

grin
Romance › Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by kinglekan: 10:36pm On Apr 18, 2015
prettythicksme:
shocked
Aunty close ur mouth. Ah ahhh, u wan gv me Bj for here again. grin
Romance › Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by kinglekan: 10:11pm On Apr 18, 2015
tosyne2much:
May God deliver us from these prostitutes cheesy
Oga tosin!! U just dey sign autograph for their konko below

Eku ise sir!! grin
Romance › Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by kinglekan: 10:00pm On Apr 18, 2015
stephenqueen:
Make I no advertise soup wey sweet ba undecided undecided
Aunty Prettythicksme nor dey like too much advert. E be like say u wan mk she revoke ur VIP card. grin
Romance › Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by kinglekan: 9:38pm On Apr 18, 2015
Orijin101:
*in tosyne2much's voice:
It can't make FP tongue

BTW, i dedicate this thread lalasticlala cheesy
Na FP material jooor!!!

Its hilarious and very true.

Unlike one mumu thread wey dey front page wey two babes dey use yansh dey balance can drink. undecided

SuperMODS make una do wall ooo
Romance › Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by kinglekan: 9:35pm On Apr 18, 2015
prettythicksme:
werey2 don come cheesy
Aunty nor vex jaweee!!

Stephenqueen too dey run mouth anyhow.

Aunty I gbadun u dt last time wey u show oooo

Choiii, I don go ova talk.

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