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Cutehector:
Tosyne2much, I tell u, dnt talk to dat babe... forget her.. dnt even hav any feelings for her whatsoever..





Dnt even follow dem advice of these babes..

Is this what you would have done if faced with the same situation?

omamush:
:Plike seriously? next time u see her in class jst say 'hellow baee i like u je ka kolabo'.. dahz all

Ehen! Just like that?

donbenedict:
how can ireneony be likened to me? Eh.

Cos two of you are in the spouse finding business.

falconey:
Common girl strippers are like models ,they have the most amazing body in the world.

spotless skin,nice figure that could make a man divorce his wife and not to mention their famous seductive eyes.

castroevans:
Glad my boo's name isn't on that list

HateU2:
....

Goan wash your bedspread.

iAmCharis:
One hot evening few weeks back, I was walking past Ireneony's apartment and I decided to holla. I noticed her door wasn't locked so, I just went straight in without knocking (we normally enter each other's apartment without knocking). Just when I shouted her name, I saw ireneony totally naked on the floor with her legs spread apart to receive fresh air from the table fan she tilted towards her direction.
She saw me and hurriedly got up to run to her room but she hit her right leg against something and fell down. She was in pains and couldn't move. This time, lo and behold! The rest is history

donbenedict:
sometimes una go dey joke with evrytn. No b u talk say na joke? So why u come dey tell me waka..

Stop tormenting the babe na! Haba!

Abi you dey find wife?

KingTom:

Dokita eyin na ri kokoro yen abi?

montezz:
Kokoro ke? Nibo?

Lori dp e.

montezz:
Oh boy! This guy get bad mouth o

Wait is that your kokoro am seeing?

Stupedinluv:
I need to loose small weight on my boobs too.

If i dont i might grow fat later.

If only someone knows how.



But Op you looked way better before na.

See as you kon resemble midget now.

Which boobs? If that's you on your profile i don't think you need to lose anything.

Except you want to turn off discovery mode and reduce it to the size of a guava.

MadCow1:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/3629899_img20160420110719_jpeg17939013c5073754560527c1281fc0e4


The one thing they never tell you is that your head can not loose weight...


Now the Nigga has a Rottweiler's head on a Doberman Pincher body looking like some African Johnny Bravo..


With his skinny jeans looking like a flaming fairy..

buhahahahahqhq

Estharfabian:
LoL.


... Not really.
It's so much fun...

Yeye geh!

Continue feeling funky being anonymous o.

joseph1832:
You mean a drama child? With diapers? lol

Aswear!!!

Estharfabian:
So....Estharfabian's Officially Stepping down. Yas! it took Me long Enough!

Cc: Dygeasy


Wanna know why?

Here's A VoiceNote of Me explaining the reason in English... https://www.datafilehost.com/d/e45f38d5

And in Nigerian Pidgin language. https://www.datafilehost.com/d/0a1c1393


A Big I'm sorry to these beautiful folks..
Darkenedr.ebel
Arabia.ndude
M.axi112...Y'all are awesome!

You just can't stop being a drama queen innit?

Michellla:
next month

Aii, wishing you all the best.

Michellla:
trying my best. leaving da rest to God

Good .....When are you wrapping up?

BumBae:
If u slap it u vote mimzy deal

This is once in a life time oportunity think wisely .... i will be waiting on the other side ...

Psb 4life help him make right choice abeg

Which kain blackmail be this wan sef? We don sign that deal already nor dey change terms and conditions joor.

scentmarlc:
May i see your sense certificate sir?




To an xtent, uar right but d op wasnt entirely wrong either

Sense certificate mogbe

BumBae:
Kingl.ekan

U don choose yet .. una still dey decide ni . Only few spaces left oh no go back wrong team ..

I never choose yet ooo. Which wan be wrong team again? Nor lemme use WiFi slap that your trunk o.

Zeedarh:
This Tony Payne sef. . .sort your own issues before you start putting your mouth in other peoples affairs

Or Wizkid dey pay you to be spokesperson?
Modified: To all those quoting me, i believe that payne should be able to diss linda on her own, why is she using wizkid's issue as a tool for speaking up? Why had she been quiet all the while? I'm supporting neither of the two having issues, or, who my support go epp?

Talking like you have never picked sides on matters that don't pay your bills or affect your life.

Apparently you didn't go through all the tweets to see she made reference to other cases apart from wizkid, including her's.

So you know Payne has issue's sef? Why don't you take a pill of your own advise.

cruzita:
wetin come concern her?is she wizkid spokeswoman?

Same way you comment on issues and pick sides over thing's that do not directly affect you.

Sexytemi:
Go jor:me

Ah ah Temilistic Temi is nur a fighting stuv nah. Infact i know you are still a virgin

Aminat508:




Time registered: April 16, 2016
Time spent online: 2 hours & 6 minutes

Aminatu

Sexytemi:
Smh o if u don't believe me

I believe you nah

Michellla:
lekan, expected you to be understanding you literally fell my hand totally jus now.

Ginaz:
I will tell my aunt o, she like planting anything plantable

HurricaneMIMZY:
You're dissing Smellymouth 'cause he's on #TeamMimzy?



Hello! /
Seems you're hating on ALAGA SMELLO/
Don't be scared, I'm not about to adorn you with thorns like a HALO/
I mean, why bother a timid feline with a plate of Jel-O?


I might spit bars until I notice your aloof facade crack/
but why bother when the cardiac within you is dark?/
Why call yourself a King, Lekan? /
You're RULED by emotions every second!

Did you say diss smellingmouth? How dafuq would that earn me six figures?

Said it time and time again that mimzy_ is dope. She has you and so many others rooting for her already.

It wouldnt be a contest if we all support her, would it?

".. Ruled by emotions" still making me laugh hysterically here.