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AnonyNymous:
I lived

In hindsight, I had nothing to be worried about. I was laughing after the surgery. Basically they put me on this bed thingy with my arms spread out like Jesus on the cross. Lol. I thought they were going to rip me apart and cut and keep cutting. At that point I wanted to jump off and run away (even though I was mostly naked). Then I remembered something I read and started counting to 100 to take my mind off it.

I don't think I got up to 20, and I can't remember when I lost consciousness. But the funny thing is that I remember having a very, very, vivid dream. But before I knew it I started hearing the sounds of the doctors talking. And a little bit of pain where the surgery was. I woke up and wanted to start laughing but then I started forgetting my dream. I wanted to start screaming that someone should give me a pen and paper (lmao) so I could write down what happened in my dream but my body wasn't still 'fully mine' and I could barely even move any muscle. I also wasn't too sure that I was awake, because all the doctors with their masks on didn't look human lol. But it seemed like the more I woke up, the more I forgot what happened in the dream. By the time I was fully awake and aware of my surroundings, they'd wheeled me into the recovery room and I saw my favorite doctor. Both of us were just laughing without saying anything.

Thanks for your encouragement/checking on me guys.

cc Tollzara missuzoma

Great you made it..but everyone should keep In view that anaesthetics are very dangerous chemicals that kil lots of people every year
I speak from experience

nkemdi89:
Promiscuous man.

Women hate this kind of News

While other countries are opting for bloodless surgery these Nigerian Vampire doctors can't stop drinking blood.
I wouldn't be surprised if the doctors intentionally refused to give her alternative treatment just to punish the husband, so because Jehovah witnesses refuse blood they should be refused everyother available treatment? That's unadulterated witchcraft and the bastards in white love acting as know it all
I HATE them with passion they all a bunch of murdering shiit heads.


*For those who wanna come defend the murdering vampires, I'm ready Animal. The doctor gon cut u up next

chillychill:
What makes u think its fibroid ,stop eating "swallow" after 7pm jare n stop disturbing yourself (start doing sit up too).. No dey lie ontop fibroid jare before it gets annoyed

A woman open mouth vomit this garbage?

OP tell your friend to have a scan to reveal what's inside. After that you can decide on a solution.I would have said more but NairaLand babies will want to trivialise the issue
Don't take this lightly
my wife passed away from the same thing
Maybe you should dm me we should talk

PONZI : Criminal action to defraud everyday people on the street of their hard earned money

Mr ponzey man I get talk with you. But you Oga Dev using your skill and talent to create apps that syphon from the poor.
Derisgodio , Fear God

Just wish more of you guys would do online tutorials on sites like CodeProject n stackoverflow

Ib:
No london guys here? Pls if u have a job, papers, no baby mama drama, no "one girl disturbing me to marry her" drama, have a car and a full uk driving license, at least 6.1 tall, dark skinned, have a degree, holla !!!!!!!!!

Reaping Where you didn't sow! You do well ma

DLondonboiy:
You would just type without thinking. Where in my post did I mention religion or ethnicity.
We are mourning innocent people your Lord killed and you say we are full of hate while Buhari and his herdsmen are full of love, right?

Which one is victim card? Do you think at all? You kill innocent farmers and you say they are playing the victim card? Who are these zombies sef?

You dey mind that incestuous bastard?

When oil was being sold at the lowest prices in decades, the government officials couldn't shutup about how the low prices of oil has affected the revenue receipts of our nation, now the price of oil is on the rise and the government is planning to go borrow more mone from international shylocks , possibly increase the cost of petroleum products and increase the tariff on electricity.
Why d Nigerians love to punish themselves?
Oil is $68 a barrel as this week.


https://www.today.ng/business/energy/55983/oil-hits-highest-2015-68-tighter-market?utm_source=nnd.ng&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=nigerianewsdesk

cstr1001:
But you and your fellow ilks claimed that Nigeria voted for palestinians because they are on the side of Justice.
lol. Religion don finish una.

The southern Cameroonians are facing far worse injustice than the palestianians. Unlike the palestinians, there is a cultural neo-colonialism being fostered on them by the french part of cameroon.

You are afraid of France a second rate power that Algeria can handle, yet your country went to piss off the almighty USA and the Israeli Mossad.

Okay na.

Palestin vs Israel. Issue isn't a matter of religion, it's an issue of justice or should I say injustice, you probably know about the Picot -Skyes Agreement and the Balfour declaration. In both cases the people of Palestine were brutally cheated.
The two state solution was the only viable solution to this abberation of history.
Yasser Arafat had the opportunity to get a deal under Clinton, but opted out because the occupied territories were not guaranteed,the Israelis rejected the right of return and the status of Jerusalem wasn't on the negotiation table.
Arafat knew that if he came to gaza with that shyte paper Hamas and the other extremists would have his head on a platter. He ran.
Some years ago several top retired Israeli General's and former heads of ShinBet and Mossad wrote a public letter criticising the policy on Palestine even going as far as comparing it to Apartheid South Africa. (I wonder how many Indomie generation have heard of that)
Anyway Trump is an Incompetent Buffoon whose only credentials are the ability to play on nationalistic sentiments and funding reality programs which have Zero positive impact on humanity (don't worry he'll be gone 2020)

ritababe:
they were caught in nigeria

Okay. We've calculated your IQ.
Your mates are in makeup section, run go join them.

tdayof:
Yes, they've been marginalized and I know about it as I have classmates who originated from there.

Yes, this is Africa hence why such thing is still possible so we just need to adapt to it. Moreover, countries such as China, USA, Israel are doing this things too but these guys are just too covert plus the inability of our media to inform Nigerians of reasonable political news from those countries.


France remains the most powerful country dominating the West Africa with vast military hardwares located in Chad, Cameroon and her puppets. The French military still remains strong and not something nigeria would want to mess with except we have equipped our military to a very good standard.


These things happen here in Africa because they're aware of the kind of government we run and to them illegality is out of it since its Africa.

Can't argue with most of what you said, as regards France, whatever equipment they may have in WA they are still an vastly outnumbered and outgunned.

I love the people but hate the political establishment.

By the way What's up with the Aerospace Engineering?

tdayof:
This falana and his attitude of trying to gain attention. All these law ish doesn't conform to such ops. You don't need an extradition law to handle such situations. This should have been covert and no media should know about this already.


You should know when it comes to intelligence and issues of national security which also deals with national unity, you will do every single thing to keep an ally. Apart from the Cameroonian government requesting for the arrest of those arrested, I'm sure no one wants to mess with France too.

You better make your dealings right.

Controversial comment. But one of the most articulate and much better than most of the uneducated garbage being displayed here.
The fact is the people of Southern Cameroon have been marginalised for decades, their peaceful agitations brutally crushed, everyone alive has the right to self determination and freedom of speech. Tyrants and Despots like as Paul Biya can't stand this.
The Nigerian state also being a closed society can't understand the concept of Rule of law and wouldn't want such agitations for freedom on their borders, hence the kidnap or special ops as you euphemistically described it.
African Tyrants are yet to understand that once a concept has reached its time no amount of intimidation or coercion can stop it.
By the way France is a second rate world power seeking relevance by semi colonisation by forcing unpopular criminals on their client states and perpetuating the rule of crooks.
Their Time is up.
FG free the freedom fighters, seek a legitimate right

Emekus92:
911 is a disaster number not the way u people see it. it fully mean SEPTEMBER 11TH check the history of that date many disaster has happen

Sorry boy but you've got your history upside-down the Porsche 911 was built in 1963 .so as you can see this iconic classical was built almost 40 years b4 911.

The September 11th attacks happened in 2001 (my 2nd year @ uni)

Incidentally September 11 also happens to be the Ethiopian new year day celebrations
When making comments it makes sense to look at things in the proper chronological / historical context.
Just wanted you to know

ak22:
Good evening every one please what advice would you give for a beginner with no prior knowledge but has passion and interest in programing. as in programming language to start up the journey. Thank you all

Cc carik
Cc bjhaid
Cc princeCEE
Cc kingRabota
Cc others please

I will advise you join a meetup,
I used to organise a training program for people interested in coding, but since my wife passed away, I haven't really recovered from the shock. And I'm not sure if or when I will start it again.
In any login to meetup.com
Looking under lagos tech meetup

kindredspirit:
R.I.P Goalkeeper Raymond King of Abiola Babes.

I remember in 1986 at the filled-to-the-rafters National Stadium, Surulere. Reliable defender, Toyin Ayinla of Abiola Babes, under pressure from Uwem Ekarika of Leventis United, attempted a loooooong back pass to Raymond King. However, Toyin Ayinla somehow contrived to lob the ball over the head of Raymond King, who had left his line, to score an own-goal in favour Leventis United of Ibadan during the FA CUP final.

Late Chief M.K.O Abiola, owner of Abiola Babes FC, sitting at the V.I.P State box was at the stadium that day. He put his two hands on his head and screamed "YEEEEPARIPAAAAA!!!" at that incident. LMAO!

Abiola Babes were highly favoured to win that match and they battled to no avail for an equaliser until the final blast of the whistle. Toyin Ayinla and Raymond King both wept like a babies after that match.

Nigerian football was so interesting then.

You were there true true

OtemAtum:
I don't disagree with you, but I can tell you that this part of the universe is well enjoyed when you live a natural life. Check out for those who live natural lives here on earth and you'll always admire their lifestyles.

I can't argue your point about natural living but I'm sure most of the examples you'll give aren't from Africa. In this part of the world w have a propensity to use our supernatural abilities in negativity and iniquity.
That is why the pentecostal are rolling large not necessarily from the gullibility of members, but because they are addressing a genuine need in society.
The problem starts when every jack n Tom decides that his calling is in church.
I believe that there is a natural law some of it karma that goes around and comes around.
Fake men\women of God will be found out that disgraced accordingly and appropriately.
I entrust that responsibility for the almighty,
I am not a divine judge.
I can only pray for my own salvation

OtemAtum:
I don't disagree with you, but I can tell you that this part of the universe is well enjoyed when you live a natural life. Check out for those who live natural lives here on earth and you'll always admire their lifestyles.

I don't argue your point about natural living but I'm sure most of the examples you'll give aren't from Africa. In this part of the world w have a propensity to use our supernatural abilities in negativity and iniquity.
That is why the pentecostal are rolling large not necessarily from the gullibility of members, but because they are addressing a genuine need in society.
The problem starts when every jack n Tom decides that his calling is in church.
I believe that there is a natural law some of it karma that goes around and comes around.
Fake men\women of God will be found out that disgraced accordingly and appropriately.
I entrust that responsibility for the almighty,
I am not a divine judge.
I can only pray for my own salvation

Sure

lawrykings:
do you mind if i pm you too? in similar case

carik:
Please how can i connect to these groups?
Thanks

start here


https://www.meetup.com/find/?allMeetups=true&radius=50&userFreeform=Lagos%2C+Nigeria&mcId=z1029228&mcName=Lagos%2C+NG&sort=recommended&eventFilter=my

OtemAtum:
You said supernatural dimension right? But the earth here is a natural dimension, so things thrive here naturally more than supernaturally. I am aware of supernatural dimensions myself, but here on earth, we are sent to live a natural life and if you fear supernatural things here, you are on your own o.

Do not live in an illusion.
There is an unseen dimension. Call it ghosts, poltergeists, demons angels call them whatever you like. My brother you can't see them and like it or not, they influence our lives literally.

I'm not really a religious person but one thing I'm very sure of is that before anything happens here on earth it first was devised in a supernatural realm

carik:
Nice and useful tips.I can relate

I am on a web development journey, progressing from HTML5 and CSS3 to javascript

Haven gained sufficient knowledge with jon duckett"s book i seem to be stranded in javaScript (Too much materials and it gets confusing all the more,even with udacity begineers course).

Can you recommend the best ways to learn it for web development as i have learnt javaScript can now be used for back end developing.

If anyone is in Lagos ,we could form a team or group,i seem alone on this journey

Join a meetup, there are loads of them in lagos, theer you will meet real devs and almost everyone else in tech

OrestesDante:




∆ These cars are best seen and read about than buying... Especially for Nigerians... You can park almost anywhere in Nigeria so why bother yourself∆

It's obvious you don't live in Lagos

grayht:
Not again...


Dis kind one engine go knock for ore road..!!!

Because the cars that drive on Ore road were made in Nigeria abii ?
You try

Partnerbiz:
just 52 pounds.

so cheap.


lol


see below

£52K = £52,000 = $70,000= N24,235,200
How cheap can it get?
Look well,
Read well
it will make you well


Meanwhile this is the future. We either embrace it or be swallowed by it
Naija make una try wake-up

I would like to talk you personally, and tell you about my own experience.
Pm me

OtemAtum:
Human beings always think that life is all about evil spirits, demons, witches and wizards, so they are always scared of every tomcat, dickson and Harrypotter. They think that delay in having things done is a curse or spiritual attack. They run from fry pan to fire. Who pastor epp

When I was leaving religion early last year, a guy was telling me that how can someone be protected without religion? I also asked him how people could be protected with religion and he was stammering. Since the day I left fear fear lifestyle up till date, I have never had anything to be scared of. Night cats? Nightmares? Accidents? Badluck? Ill health? Everything that I used to think about and fear when I was religious vanished when I stopped thinking about them. Now I am experiencing true freedom and safety.
I laugh when religious people spend all their life casting out imaginary demons, cursing imaginary enemies and breaking every imaginary bondage they suppose they are into. I used to tell them, instead of witches and wizards tying my destiny on a tree, I am the one who is tying the destiny of witches and wizards on a tree. They will cry 'ah!' as if what i said will make me die overnight. They think that life is what they watch in Nollywood movies.

Religion is a cage!!!

You living in an alternate reality
Even the white pple you so desperately trying to be like acknowledge the existence of a supernatural dimension. Which contains good and diabolical forces.
Wake up

Confused
Dumbfounded
Flabbergasted.
No sense No plan No policy

This country gives me nightmare and a Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaking headache !

It's not just the devs it's a general nigerian problem. Get that money NOW!
With that mentality creativity and passion won't last long.
Some of us really would like to look at that your "great idea for the next BIG thing. But what prevents you from giving us the boot once you've gotten what you need?


And besides we all live in this SHITHOUSE called a country. Our family's have to eat and we have bills to pay , lots of them.
So I have to prioritise.

Google used to have a policy wherein it's engineers spent 20% of their time on projects other than their primary google assignments, but we all know that they have a very well maintained social support network.
So my brother as you can see n life is good when you got so much money in your pocket.
Problem is how u gonna make the money ?

I can believe that people are stupid but I can't understand why they would want to advertise it.

Am I the only person seeing this Eye Sore.