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Nofuckgiven:
I am not very familiar with Lagos environs and I would like for anyone who is attending this event to contact me or drop your contact. Male or female.
Thankyou.
Also need free python video tutorials from anyone in Lagos who has them. Thanks.

My guy you posted this thing late na abii na only you one wan go?
No be soo my man.
You do well by alerting us but you can do wella by early notification

wamiikechukwu:
where are those slay queen, oya come oooooo

Guy you dey dream?
Has slut queen finished painting her face with saclux?
Has slut bitch finished posing in every stupid position possible?
Has miss cuntseller completed her sleeping rounds with any preek that's flashing $$ in her face?
Has madam strumpet finished uploading herself to Ig n FB?
Is it her 35kb memory that she will use to code?
Guy abeg no give me vex dis year
Slay Mama ko
Slaughter Papa ni

[quote author=badthinds post=59159196]Lol. You see, something with programming languages is that there is no word like pro (I once saw a funny picture of a programmer trying to know everything about a language)

After learning a language, I can tell you I'm a pro. If you challenge me to build a software, I already know how to go about it...above all google is there.
[quote]No vex Bros. But why every n9a programmer always dey wan form James Gosling?
Meanwhile none of us have even developed a simple framework for others to use.
n9a coders mata weak me no b small

[quote author=badthinds post=59159196]Lol. You see, something with programming languages is that there is no word like pro (I once saw a funny picture of a programmer trying to know everything about a language)

After learning a language, I can tell you I'm a pro. If you challenge me to build a software, I already know how to go about it...above all google is there.

No vex Bros. But why every n9a programmer always dey wan form James Gosling?
Meanwhile none of us have even developed a simple framework for others to use.
n9a coders mata weak me no b small

During Fidel Castro's Revolution in Cuba. Che Guevara said that he knew Batista was finished when his soldiers refused orders to open fire on them (him and Fidel )but instead came out to ask for his and Fidel's autographs.
You can't stop a popular people's movement with guns, bullets or propaganda

waledeji:
That's nice




They should use the opportunity to visit their numerous brothers who are serving drugs related jail terms in many Indonesia prisons

Stupidity dey smell!

IpobExposed:
Ever since Nnamdi Kanu came out from that Kuje na so so bad news o. That man must go back to Kuje. Mynd44 Lalasticlala u guys must join hands with me. Kanu must go to his kuje.

Guy did you buy your stupidity or was it inherited?

nextprince:
Mr Victor Umeh, a married man, who hails from Orumba South local government in Anambra

The married Umeh killed Plateau State-born Happiness, his secret lover in cold blood because of money.

The key word here is money. As long as money is involved, forget it.

Inside your brain you feel you have scored point, abii?
Oya , clap 4 urself u try
RIP to the departed

SUPOL:
Igbo will be next if care is not taken

Babies of NairaLand spotted

This story sef. Seems so fucking contrived the names and the plot just don't add up.
I smell fake news.
No Blogger shall make heaven...

zubzero:
Ok we have seen them. In case you haven't finished secondary school, you can still go there. . . Make we rest abeg.

Empty numbskulls like you are the reason this nation is soo effedup.

No 4 Is definitely misdirected.
I don't think we are more happier than the people of any other nation we are just more nonchalant about most things.
That's why instead of stoning our kleptocrat politifcians to oblivion we be handing the matter over to God.
Faith without works is dead.
Our country will not work of the everyday man isn't ready to keep the criminals in thieves on the straight and narrow

NwaAmaikpe:



The Binis have a proverb that says "If you think the preek is not powerful, go and see what it did to a pregnant woman"

The Yorubas have a proverb that says "No matter how short a preek is, it's spit can form a baby"

The Igbos have a proverb that says, "The preek is the only snake without eyes that sees clearly in the dark"

The Ibibios have a proverb that says; " The preek is the only snake that can not live in one hole throughout it's lifetime"

The Idomas have a proverb that says; "A poor man with a preek is rich".

The French have a proverb that says; "A man is a vehicle and the preek is his steering"


In summary,
The preek is very powerful,
Please control your own

Guy this wan you sabi all the preek proverbs of the world . Do you have your Masters in Preek Affairs?

Great read , bigup. Though I was a bit disappointed at not seeing late Kabila on the 'hit list '
Africa is the World's Treasure Chest. Our ex-colonial (m)bastar(d) will do anything to retain the control of the remote control to African resources.
And due to our spectacular inferiority complex we allow them to cheat us cheap.
But what's my own.
Life goes on O'jare

Even though I come to this thread VERY late I really appreciate all of you guys. I never knew that there were so many Nigerians out there asking questions about the great unknown.
Personally I'd suggest we form a WhatsApp group so we can keep each other updated on science stuff and also as a network for the scientific mind to extend its reach. Who's in?

Is that the man's hand besides him? Barbaric Brutality. Life has become so cheap in the zoo.
RIP to the departed.
Judgement and vengeance belongs to the Lord

keypad1:
O boy look at how her toto jusr full and swell up for there.

I can eat her menstrual pad with relish.

Placing my tongue on her klitoris and licking it with passion is my utmost desire

Not only are you a disgrace to the male gender your brain is full of shyte
My two kobo

keypad1:
No name?

If u think the is yoruba click like.

If u think he is igbo click share

A Hater of the land of the rising sun Spotted!

100% Igbo man but I give it to my People from the Southwest.
Bigup and Respect Girls!

Chai , c comments n9a pple don't know shiit about love me inclusive.
To n9a man I love you is what you tell the stupid girl when cassava needs Cunt. The only day n9a pussy will say that I love you man is when you have emptied your account on her head.
All yee worldwide cassnovas n lovers , don't mind we n9a pple
, love yourselves into the graveyard ,
we don't give give single RIP

40kobo77:
Nothing to think about.

When you have something more intelligent to write about, i will reply you. By the way, when was the last time you visited the East?so let me refresh your memory a little.

The only other tribes you find in the East in small numbers are the Northerners who bring in Livestocks and Cows, including foodstuff for the people there to survive. No other sets of tribes goes near the East, and why should they?what exactly do they stand to gain going to the East?you cannot do any business in the East, or you want to out business an Ibo man?and they are not other tribe friendly for others to even buy their lands and build houses there.

Just like you can point to Thousands, if not Millions of Houses owned by the Easterners in the West and North, I challenge any Easterner to take the picture of "ONE" house in the whole of the East, owned by a none Igbo man.

Put me to shame and show a PICTURE OF ONE HOUSE in the REGION called East of a house there built by an outsider. You guys are so tribalistic and selfish, that you will not let others own anything in your land.

I mean JUST ONE HOUSE in 5 States.

You guys should just go away. You contribute nothing to this Country.

I thought you were misguided. But now I see what the problem is

idowuswap:
IGBO. Man with low sense go and sell ghalla. For lagos

I can see that your brain is paining you

RoboCunt ti take ova

Wankerr Stories! Seems contrived
But if true 3/12 is definitely an F

freemanbubble:
And you call this one magic?
There is nothing magical in this act. It is called trick.
Don't be fooled
All these have to do with smartness. The people who do these kind of stuff and other trick are very smart.
It is a skillful and cunning act just to deceive and create an illusion.

The problem in this country Is that both the literate and illiterate still think the same despite the number of years in university.
This is how a graduate was accusing buhari of sending message in Hausa dialect.
I took time to explain to him there is nothing wrong in that. Because right now buhari is not in his official capacity. So he can communicate with any dialect even with bini dialect
Imagine calling this magic!! !
Na wa o

We don't expand our horizon and think beyond the box
When I also place a sugar in kerosene and the sugar refuse to dissolve then you will also scream it is magic

I will believe you AFTER you dance with fire like he did

The only thing that works in Nigeria is the Music Industry

Story seems fabricated. I smell bvllshite. I don't trust that n9a bint. She looks like a member of the cheap publicity hawkers squad. That said I must add that Bambina looks adorable

AtlanticBreeze:
who rated him a billionaire banker before venturing into politics. Atleast we know Dangote is a billionaire as rated forbes and other organizations. You Nigerians are just silly, and its ignorant people like you that are the problem with nigeria. So being rich before venturing into politics will make someone not to steal a dime. Tell me a nigerian politician that was poor before being governor. Rubbish. These are the type of propaganda peter obi uses to deceive gullible minds like yours. He built the biggest mall in Abuja as governor, pray, tell, how many did he build before being governor? Rubbish

young man you are so full of frustration, hate and shit that you can't se straight even if the good Lord leads you by the hand. As for me Peter Ob is a Superlion

AtlanticBreeze:
Humble man my azz. Only gullible idiots fall for the acting by peter obi. Humble man and yet he stole billions as governor. Humble man but he bought a 250 million apartment in Osbourne towers with fellow "humble men." Peter obi only deceives gullible fools with propaganda. He ruled Anambra state with propaganda for 8 years.

Man why you talking out of your arse? Peter Obi was a multi millionaire looong b4 entering politics. All those properties he owns are from his sweat.
Peter Obi n Me Alumni UNN

Are you a whitehat programmer ? Then this discussion is for you, (nairaland babies should kindly keep quiet, listen n observe)
in recent times espeacially since the crash of MMM . whenever you look in the programmers section of NL you will see people asking for MMM like scripts and other PONZI related codes.
what i would like to know is, would a real WHITEHAT [/b][b][/b] take on any of these jobs ? i ask because personally I believe that a CEH should be bound by a certain set of self imposed moral guidelines which will prevent him/her from doing a job that will eventually cause misery , debt and loss to an unsuspecting populace .
are you a whitehat ?
have you done a PONZI for a client ?
i really would love to hear your views on this topic