₦airaland Forum

GreatResearcher1:
If you've embarked on interstate journey during this lockdown period please share your experience.

What is the border situation like? Are the security personnel at the borders compromising?

Let's hear from you.

In Owerri, IMO State... We are moving almost freely. But there are check points.... Just pay your 100# and you will be allowed to go through and fro.

CoronaVirusRelo:
Ain't they going to lay her?

Hotel built from the proceeds of corruption.

That hotel should be a government property by now and we won't have to be paying for it.

Watch it! Watch it! Watch it Arrow!!!!!

Hatred is about to consume you totally, from you head to your Almajiri toes.

CoronaVirusRelo:
In a sane country,. The FG should have seized that property.

Hahaha Hunger don waya brain comot for your skull. U Neva see anything.

Hi! Go and steal oooo

divinehand2003:
https://thenationonlineng.net/patience-jonathans-hotel-to-become-isolation-centre/

Patience -1
Aisha - 0

Audio Face Lady.....lolx (in Buharis voice)

AtikuNetwork:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2020/04/lockdown-man-30-attempts-suicide-falls-from-onitsha-flyover/amp/

Bridge? If it's river Niger bridge then it's bad but if na this bridge for this post.... He's only exercising.

abokikhalifa:
Agege Unrest: Awawa Boys Go About In Numbers Stealing From Residents

As I type this news, I'm typing with fear and unrest. Some parts of Lagos mainland are currently under attack from hoodlums. Areas such as Agege, iyana ipaja, abule egba, egbeda etc are currently under attack from these so called Awawa boys. .

The police are yet to respond as the youths in these areas as taking it upon them self to secure their street and environs. We need help from Lagos state government to help us secure our lives and property. For ones, let the Govt do something for us.

Here are some videos of what the boys look like.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcb00xEJJDw


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbwHapFE7Yg

Buhari will be laughing at his grave now

kikero:
Most of the nairalanders begging here on this site and on musicians and celebrity social media sites are Southerners.

North too has a begging culture. But the South isn't far behind

Oh I'm East thank God.... Lolx

YungMillionaire:
This is why I don't believe in the Christian God. Even prayers to this God is like 9ja bet. Its all luck no God involved.

And upon all your Other Atheist believe, how wealthy are you?

You confused broke A$$ wretched millipede.

kalufelix:
Yoruba and Igbo girls sha... After all the heavy wife price...Igbo amaka...RIP amaka ...Uk amaka... Quote & die amaka...

What is so difficult to type RIP than vomiting trash and maggots from your mouth.

You think you will not die? Who knows it might be AIDS or Car accident.

You guys should atlest have some little minor sense before talking.

Bastaaaaards!

etokhana:
https://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2020/04/11/another-nigerian-doctor-adefolu-adedeji-dies-of-coronavirus-in-uk/amp/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter&__twitter_impression=true

Chai! Even though it's better he died there than here. May his soul rest in peace

ojun50:
Research by Who?

ofcourse by WHO!

Miracle1991:
If such happen in Nigeria along ethnic line ipob pigs will blame Buhari of killing them because they didn't vote for him. Following their way of thinking,I will say Trump is killing black because he is known to hate blacks also he knows that black people will not vote for him in the coming election.

As much as I hate Trump too but I have some sense left in my skull.

Ask the guy untop to borrow you some brain cells that still work.

cenaman:
Not again.

The miracles working pastors where, thy at?

How many times did you pay your tithes? Now all of a sudden youre ordering them to come and perform magic for you.

Urtoto

CHIOMAEZEH:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqLKpMJx1bA

Coronavirus: Man who claims to be a soldier begs after being caught breaking lockdown order in Abuja by taskforce officials

A Nigerian man who claimed to be a soldier, has been arrested by taskforce officials for breaking the lockdown order issued by President Buhari.

Recall that President Buhari ordered the cessation of movement in Lagos, Ogun and Abuja for 14 days in order to curb the spread of Coronavirus.

In a video shared online, a plain-clothed man who identified himself as a soldier was seen begging profusely after being nabbed by taskforce officials for conveying passengers to an undisclosed location.

The man who failed to present his ID card when accosted by the taskforce officials, told his passengers to alight from the vehicle supposedly to escape from paying for the crime.

Even people wey dey warm him no wear face mask and they are shouting face to face with him.

If the Assumed Fake military man carry corona for mouth all of them go gettam naa according to FG.


Stop deceiving una father.

Untoto

GLeesMODEL:
Popular Billionaire Prophet Jeremiah Fufeyin Gives Back Tithe and Offering to Nigerians as he donates over 300 million Naira in the fight against COVID-19*


"Take back your Tithe and Offering" Popular Billionaire Prophet, Jeremiah Fufeyin, facilitates 300Mllion naira Charity against the CoronaVirus Outbreak .

In a recent interview with StrokesAfrica.com, Prophet Jeremiah Fufeyin is quoted to have given back tithe and offering to Nigerians by way of charity, through his Jeremiah Omoto Fufeyin (JOF) Foundation. The Man of God said that there is no better time for Men Of God to give back to members, followers and society as a whole, than this COVID-19 Isolation period. He stressed that it is very insensitive for Pastors to suggest the collection of tithe and offering from members through an online services and banking as everyone is obviously going through a tough times.

In light of this, Prophet Fufeyin has been seen giving back to Nigerians since the lockdown kicked off, through the JOF Foundation.

To start with, the Man of God has released over 25 Million Naira to his church workers, members and staff, to alleviate the effects of this season because, as they say, charity begins at home.

Secondly, he donated trailer trucks that were fully stocked with preservable food items worth over 50 Million Naira, to the Federal Government through the instrumentality of Delta State Government, and also to other riverine areas.

Thirdly, Fufeyin has, so far, given out over 250 Million Naira on all his social media platforms since the lockdown began, and will continue till 14th of April and even more. He is still very much willing to continue giving for as long as it takes.
The Man of God also reinstated that his Prophecies towards the disappearance of the CoronaVirus pandemic remains valid and unwavering.

He has called on all well meaning Nigerians, and Men of God to do likewise, healing the world, one step at a time.

Feel free to reach this Charitous Man Of God, one on one for Prayers, Counselling and other Support.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpYEBtCTpUw

If it's real. It's a welcome development

talk2archy:
Office of the Accountant General of the Federation is currently on fire right now in Abuja.
The cause of the fire accident is yet to be disclosed as at the time of filing this reprts.

But we hope the fire-brigade officials make it to the scene on time to put out the fire to avoid more unpleasant news especially with national funds.



https://punchng.com/breaking-fire-guts-accountant-generals-office/?amp=1

Accountant General :This money how we go sharam without any trace.

Assistant : Thoo! Kai me I go burnam for office kwoo. So documents go burn funush walai talai

Accountant General : Yewaaaaa! Thoo!! Burnam for Building Kawai!

Powerintoxicate:
The Lagos State Commissioner for Health, Prof. Akin Abayomi, announced this on his Twitter handle on Wednesday.

He tweeted:



https://mobile.twitter.com/ProfAkinAbayomi/status/1247818844812587008


Why didn't Buhari close the border early enough??

Why do you ask stupid questions

Asking a dead man to close border for the living.

2mercy:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2020/04/covid-19-fg-loses-n20bn-in-7-days-as-banks-stop-operations-in-ports/

Loose Tanka!

Lies! Lies! Lies!
Una no dey taya to de lie?

2mercy:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2020/04/covid-19-fg-loses-n20bn-in-7-days-as-banks-stop-operations-in-ports/

Make una wait make I be the FTC for the first time Kwanu!

Tufiakwa!

EmekaBlue:
Governor Of Katsina State Allows Jumat Gatherings On Fridays

Despite Katsina state recorded its first covid-19 case and death. Muslim clerics went ahead to approach Governor Masari and forced him to allow normal Jumat prayers.

Meanwhile they also have churches there but if you read the approval letter you will see it only favours their people but this disease can spread to kill the law/abiding sensible Christains in the state and put everyone at risk

What do you have to say about this?



https://www.channelstv.com/2020/04/08/covid-19-katsina-govt-lifts-ban-on-friday-prayers/amp/

Maybe they know what we don't know.


Every other church should lift their own ban.
We all die the same time.

Biancah:
Why do Nigerians beg alot ? In all social media handles Nigerians like begging, if a celebrity should post anything and there are 2000 comments ,1700 of the comments would be of people pasting their account numbers.

Why do Nigerians feel entitled to someone's money. Even nairaland is not left out, account numbers are almost everywhere on nairaland.

Some were even asking S.eun for giveaway like they are entitled to his money.

Why do some Nigerians feel like they are entitled to a rich/well to do person's money?

Wrong TITLE!

Should be "The North and Begging "

Unatoto!

Patrioticman007:
Mumu, that area is occupied by Northern Christians & Igbo's.

Get away you pig. Who do you think you're trying to deceive. Maga

Octopusssy:
'Pussy' had a different meaning back then...


https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/1265707/Honor-Blackman-dead-death-James-Bond-Pussy-Galore-cause-of-death-news-latest

Puuuusssy na Pussssy.

Unatoto

egopersonified:
Like the topic says, what has the lockdown made you see in a different way or made you realise about yourself, family, friends, work, business, etc.?

For me, I wish I had bought all those hard copy books and board games I have being meaning to get back to, like scrables and checkers and learning how to play chess. Right now, even ludo would be heavenly. I am tired of browsing and reading ebooks all day.

Found out my first child can cook soup and jollof rice without any form of assistance, I always thought they only knew how to fry egg, cook indomie and make eba.

In business, the take out guys( suya, sharwarma joints, pizza spots) are making more money now. Most sit in businesses(restaurants, hotels, eateries) are closed.

Please add yours.

I bet with my balls. Some people sleep on NL here every second to days. They comment before the post arrives

OEPHIUS:
https://www.sunnewsonline.com/i-didnt-dare-govt-police-over-closure-of-churches-in-enugu-archbishop-chukwuma/

Muslims Vs Christians

damilola4162:
Source: https://m.guardian.ng/news/nafdac-alerts-nigerians-on-circulation-of-fake-chloroquine-250mg-tablets/

I miss Dr Dora Akunyili

EvilPOTATO:
funny how will you catch him

That same way we used to catch Kites when we were kids

ijustdey:
https://www.independent.ng/wike-shuts-down-caverton-helicoperer-for-violation-of-movement-restrictions/

If you want fly in with aeroplane we will catch you. Up Wicked... Sorry Wike

ijustdey:
https://thenationonlineng.net/23-year-old-commits-suicide-in-kogi/

Anybody wey die alone inside a house na suicide. I taya for Naija

ijustdey:
https://www.thecable.ng/extra-rep-celebrates-makindes-covid-19-recovery-with-n500-recharge-card-giveaway

It's better than that useless Agege bread