₦airaland Forum

Islie:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/violence-mars-distribution-of-free-food-stuff-in-kaduna.html

North and Violence!

[quote author=dre11 post=88192062]Hausa and Fulani love Jazz like Fura love Nunu

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ouigy99:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Me483sCINjU

The Senior Pastor of Christ Embassy during his church sermon on Sunday April 5th, insisted that the 5G network is responsible for the deaths recorded all over the world.

He opined that the social distancing policy and the home restriction is a ploy to get people not to protest the installation of 5G network.

So much confusion everywhere. I wish I have a spaceship. I would have just landed in Mars with all my friends and family members

Perfecttouchade:
SARS operative receives thorough beating for crushing a boy’s leg while chasing a man labeled a fraudster in Agege Lagos.

In the video, one of the beaten Sars could be heard shouting "yeeee" as he was pounced on mercilessly.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBneH_q1uBE

Link:https://www.instagram.com/p/B-G1JI5npVo/

It's Sarz on the Beat again

netpro:
With the continued spread of the deadly COVID-19 pandemic within Nigeria and around the world, in what ways has your life, family, work and business been affected?

Clients now no fit go westy or Bank go make payments.

This thing is affecting our business!

DateMynd44:
and to make it worse he's above 70 and falls along the elderly.
You know say Covid-19 no dey take eye see old people
May God deliver him and make him Hale and hearty in Jesus' name. Amen.

No dey play with Jesus name! That made will die and his fellow cabals there. God is liberating Nigeria!


Let hands join together, the wicked will never go unpunished!

fergie001:
https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2020/03/24/breaking-newsbuhari-tests-negative-for-covid-19-kyari-is-positive/

Great news!

Enemies of Nigeria.

Coro baby abeg wipe them all away and all their devilish supporters.

If this man and all the cabals die eeeh. Nigerians will celebrate like we won the World Cup

Macsjebs:
Source: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/most-wanted-taliban-mastermind-behind-21728076

Corona Ladin

Cyrillemugwiza:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-africa-51723676

So you don't pee??

Unatoto

Samakus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6C_oq-ztK0

Founder of Synagogue Church of All Nations (SCOAN), Prophet Temitope Balogun Joshua, has predicted that the virulent Coronavirus disease will disappear on March 27.

Joshua, the clairvoyant cleric and miracle worker with church headquarters at Ikotun, Lagos, had said on the SCOAN-owned Emmanuel TV that “the fearful Coronavirus which has caused fear and panic in the world will disappear the same way it came.

Specifically, he said, “Coronavirus, the fearful virus plaguing the world will end on 27th March 2020″.

However, the cleric’s prediction may have elicited hope amidst a disillusioned world population, considering that he has a reputation for giving predictions that often come to pass.

Joshua, having recently reeled out various predictions for this year, reportedly struck a chord, as one of them was said to have come to pass three days after he gave it.

The prediction, THISDAY gathered, had been that he warned against rift, disunity and breakaway in the British Royal Family; and that the recent rumblings in the British royal household were its manifestation.

He reportedly said, “Pray for unity and understanding among the Royal Family – because of what I am seeing.”

Besides, a former Minister of Aviation and vociferous politician, Mr. Femi Fani-Kayode, had claimed in his twitter handle that Joshua had given so many predictions to him that ultimately came to pass.

He said Joshua predicted events about Zimbabwe, Algeria, Sudan and North Korea, and that “to the Glory of God, they all came into manifestation”.

The Coronavirus disease was first reported in Nigeria last month when a 44-year-old Italian working for a supplier company to Lafarge Africa Plc, Ewekoro, Ogun State, was diagnosed of the disease.

He was subsequently quarantined in a Lagos health facility, while the Ogun State Government in turn quarantined no fewer than 28 persons that had had contacts with the Italian.

https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2020/03/12/tb-joshua-predicts-coronavirus-will-end-march-27/

Here is the full video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAlpIRY4FTs

Meanwhile MBAKA did not see Corona coming!

ExAngel007:
https://www.thecable.ng/breaking-osinbajos-convoy-involved-in-accident-one-killed

They wan kee me oh no

EBMedia:
Woman Caught With Another Man In Her Matrimonial Home Tells Her Side Of The Story (Video)

The woman who was caught with another man in her matrimonial home says she is not legally married to her said husband.

She explained that the story that she invited the man to spend the night with was not true.

She said the man she was caught with was a friend of hers who came to deliver some drugs to her. According to her, she never planned to spend the night with him, only that she insisted that he shouldn't go home as it was already late in the night.

See video below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbHXPGU39PA

The category of people who will believe this woman below

Saintp:
I'm sorry, I think you are the one who don't know anything. The guy made a kind of predictive analysis as it is referred to in statistics. He didn't just say things from his head, rather, he used the available data we are reading everyday to predict the likely situation for Nigeria. While he might not be 100% correct with his assertion like every other predictive analysis, at least he made some sense with the available current data which provides an insight into the scenario we are now facing.

Who are you? Define and identify yourself

KEVIND:
https://www.sunnewsonline.com/sultans-bombshell-hunger-virus-killing-nigerians-more-than-coronavirus/amp/?

Na small small. E go reach everybody! Una think say una dey suffer ibos before abi?

philip0906:
Hop the fvck outta my d1ck...

I can't help your block head.

Now repeat after me with your two hands on your empty head.

Say "I...... (your name) find it hard to learn! Say it 3 times and then start praying for your fuuuckinf self immediately. I'll be back

Explorers:
British scientists in Antarctica revealed that their team have enough food to survive 'for years' on the frozen continent if the coronavirus outbreak escalates.

UK's Rothera station leader, Michael Brian, also said strict protocols have been put in place to protect the 140-strong team at the base.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8086555/British-scientists-Antarctica-reveal-strict-protocols-place-combat-coronavirus.html?ito=social-facebook

No wahala! Italians are coming

philip0906:
I put figures that you can easily validate from the dungeon you're holed up in.

All the figures I posted there, is available on the world wide web....So except you're a block head or you're just been silly, you can easily validate the data.

I insist that you go back and read all that again. That's the condition I'm giving you right now if you want me to correct you.

arinze198:
Source: https://pmexpressng.com/man-35-arrested-for-forcefully-engaging-lady-20-in-sex/

Skillfully manipulated a 20 year old lady

Explorers:
In China, robots are being used to minimize the spread of COVID-19.

In Wuhan, where the outbreak started, a robot spraying disinfectant moves through a residential area of the city.

https://www.businessinsider.com/see-chinese-robots-fighting-the-coronavirus-in-photos-2020-3

This is the best time to travel to Wuhan China.

philip0906:
Are you dumb or you have comprehension problems? Where in my post did I say there is no coronavirus?

I clearly used stats and data to make my posits so if you can't decipher what I wrote, take a hike.

My friend go back and read that shiiiit you posted again. You must have that trash when you were so high then

presidency:
STATE HOUSE PRESS RELEASE

ALLEGED ATTACK ON PRESIDENT BUHARI IN KEBBI: CONTORTIONISTS AT WORK AGAIN

President Muhammadu Buhari was in Kebbi State Thursday to declare open the Argungu Fishing and Cultural Festival. It was the first time the international tourism event would hold in eleven years, as security considerations had rendered it impracticable.

As the President went round the arena to inspect rice pyramids on display, and take photographs with farmers, a young man was so very excited to see his President so close. He made an attempt to get to him.

World over, such would not be allowed by security details. The young man was prevented, and he protested that he should be allowed to greet his President. Now, professional contortionists are making mischief of the event. They are passing the video clip off on social media as an attempt to attack the President.

Malicious people always twist things to give a negative narrative. But they simply dash their heads against the wall. The country moves on.

Femi Adesina
Special Adviser to the President
(Media and Publicity)
March 12, 2020

All of us in the south East are so proud of him and we can't wait to GET TO HIM TOO!

We are patiently waiting!

philip0906:
Abeg slow down with the doomsday theory.

Atleast 97% of those who have the virus will weather it like they'll with any flu (no matter how severe).

The fatality rate globally is just about 3.5% while in Italy, it is higher at about 5% and majorly because of the high old population with the highest hit been those with already compromised immune systems and the vulnerable.

In Nigeria, we have a median age of about 21 years which means that yhe mortality rate won't be anything more than 1% if I compare with a South Korea. Even in China, outside Wuhan, mortality rate hovered around 1%.

We have had Lassa fever in this part of the world for a few years now and Lassa fever has a way higher double digit mortality rate of about 20%... Yet, we are want to loose sleep over Coronavirus?

What are the symptoms of Corona virus? There are absolutely no alien symptoms for corona virus...The same symptoms you have when you have flu + - malaria and with our propensity to these already and our very young population, we'll definitely ride through corona without any hassles and mortality rate won't be anything near the figures reeled out in Italy and co.

The virus is definitely in Nigeria and spreading too but ofcourse with our very inefficient healthcare plus people who already have mild symptoms will treat it just as they'll treat flu or malaria and will ride through the virus without any troubles.

While I understand that there's a lot of sensationalism about the virus, let's slow down on the panic button.

You are a funny clown. People like you are the type of guys who go around telling people that there is no such thing as HIV and Aids. But una do dey do without condom.

BlackfireX:
Igbos always like showing off....

Do your own and show off you poor wretched puppy. You are dying gradually from wretchedness

SamuelOamen:
Deposed Emir of Kano, Lamido Sanusi, has filed a suit before the Federal High Court in Abuja for an order for his release from banishment.

Sanusi was taken to Awe in Nasarawa State since his dethronement on Monday.

His team of lawyers led by Lateef Fagbemi (SAN), on Thursday, filed a suit marked FHC/ABJ/CS/357/2020 before the Federal High Court in Abuja.


https://thenationonlineng.net/breaking-deposed-emir-sanusi-sues-igp-dss-dg/

The igbos now

fergie001:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/apc-removes-oshiomholes-pictures-banners-at-party-secretariat.html

Osho right now.... Flying back to PDP!

Because he can't fly back to the state when Obaseke is still alive!

obembet:
https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1254140/Cristiano-Ronaldo-Juventus-news-coronavirus-Daniele-Rugani-latest-Serie-A/amp

Italians with the Virus are running away from their country because all the hospitals there are filled up.

Imagine the whole Italy on lock down!

I wish must of those racist Italians will come here and they will be shoot at our airport on live television.

Newwking:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/thenationonlineng.net/dangote-loses-n240b-in-five-hours-to-coronavirus/amp/

He should borrow money again via Federal government of Nigeria as usual.

Citizenshelm:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.channelstv.com/2020/03/12/breaking-coronavirus-patient-to-be-discharged-soon-health-minister/amp/

In a serious country, what they should have done with Buhari is to throw him out of a flying plane into a stadium in Italy filled to the brim with corona virus carries.

Let them crawl over him like zombies from the north east

Officialgarri:
I can see a part of the loan is meant for electricity.

Fellow Nigerians, what if this loan could solve electricity problem by 70%, should we not agree with the FG to take the loan?

You must be Fulani or Yoruba Muslim. Most of una dey reason like fowl.

This is the 18th time they are borrowing money for power and electricity in Nigeria. Now let me ask you! Do you have light right now in your area?

Front0lane:
Pls lunatics are not allowed to quote me especially bigoted ones from Igboland.

Consider this a privilege that I'm talking with you. I charge for such services

lalasticlala:
Popular Port Harcourt based Pastor and General Overseer of Salvation Ministries, David Ibiyeomie has advised ladies not to see their fiance’s manhood before marriage.

A member of his church asked him if it is okay for a lady to see the sex organ of her partner before marriage.

Pastor David Ibiyeomie said 'NO!'

“Marriage is honourable when the bed is undefiled, and you can’t see a man’s organ without you tasting it.”

“How can you see a man’s organ and your eyes will leave it?”

“Stop deceiving yourselves, marriage is honourable, you don’t see your man’s organ before marriage.”

Pastor Ibiyeomie however, advised partners to learn to open up to their intending partners in case of any medical issues.

Watch the video


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzAbqJone7o

What do you think about Pastor David Ibiyeomie's assertion on this?

Marriage don change oooooo! It's no more what it used to be when we have culture and traditions that were still working.


You will marry a girl now and later you discover she no get pussssssy!


Remember the Lord hates DIVORCE!

Original one chance!

Welcome to hell Beloved

Witcher:
The humble drunkard

"The choice before Nigerians in the coming elections is simple: A choice between going forward or going backwards; between the new ways and old ways and old ways; between freedom and repression; between a record of visible achievements and beneficial reforms - and desperate power- seekers with empty promise. "

Goodluck Jonathan, 19th February, 2015.
That's how this criminal alcoholic lied to us. Now is the opposite Buhari's administration is the best government ever in the history of the world.
God bless president Buhari
God bless Nigeria
Ignos are the worst people ever to roam this planet. Cursed people

You again Son of Perdition! 50 naira condom from your brown teeth COW dung eating terrorist Almajiri father would have spared reasonable people like us this embarrassment of sharing NL with u.


Born bastarddddddddddd!