₦airaland Forum

MasterRahl:
Source: https://m.guardian.ng/news/approval-of-500m-loan-will-rejig-nta-to-compete-with-cnn/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

I told people that ABACHA dey learn work were BUHARI dey.

Buhari is the real criminal since ages past.

Maxymilliano:
https://punchng.com/my-father-left-over-40-children-at-86-says-reps-leader-ado-doguwa/

Baby Factory!
Father Abraham!

Citizenshelm:
https://www.dailyleakers.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/Adoke-.jpg


https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/breaking-adoke-rejects-efcc-custody-prefers-kuje-prison/amp/

They even phock for inside the prison sef. Watch Cable and make calls at wish but in EFCC custody na steady interrogation.

He knows exactly what he's doing

VanGap:
Singer Kelly Hansome proposes to his girlfriend

Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/B8WyELkgxac/

My beloved brother. He has been in the states and been working his a$$ off.

Congrats Man.

He's a true definition of a true hustler.


God I need money to travel with my wife and son to the Bahamas. There will I anoint my hustle.


Nigeria don Kas!

chigoziri2403:
I first met her in Jos, I asked her for a fling, she refused, after much persuasion, she agreed, when she came to my apartment, she met one of my friends with benefits, she left and bluntly refused my advances after, I gave up.

Fast forward, met her in Abuja, we exchanged contacts. She was still extra sexy, she is built the way I like women: slim, small breast, flat tummy and huge ass.

She asked me for financial favour via whatsapp, I gave her. Her Whatsapp status are her videos dancing seductively without bra.

I stopped viewing them, one day she sent them directly to me, but later claimed it was meant for another person, I am greatly tempted to ask her for sex just once to get her out of my thoughts
But here is the problem, she was once friends with my wife before I got married, and they had a big misunderstanding that's before I met my wife, they have mutual friends, lots of them, I don't want to ask her for a fling, and she ends up telling her friends who might tell my wife, her seduction is too much.

WHAT DO I DO?

Go and download this song by Patoranking "Uncle wey mumu ".


Dance to it, Morning, Afternoon and Night.

chigoziri2403:
I first met her in Jos, I asked her for a fling, she refused, after much persuasion, she agreed, when she came to my apartment, she met one of my friends with benefits, she left and bluntly refused my advances after, I gave up.

Fast forward, met her in Abuja, we exchanged contacts. She was still extra sexy, she is built the way I like women: slim, small breast, flat tummy and huge ass.

She asked me for financial favour via whatsapp, I gave her. Her Whatsapp status are her videos dancing seductively without bra.

I stopped viewing them, one day she sent them directly to me, but later claimed it was meant for another person, I am greatly tempted to ask her for sex just once to get her out of my thoughts
But here is the problem, she was once friends with my wife before I got married, and they had a big misunderstanding that's before I met my wife, they have mutual friends, lots of them, I don't want to ask her for a fling, and she ends up telling her friends who might tell my wife, her seduction is too much.

WHAT DO I DO?

Go and down this song by Patoranking "Uncle wey mumu ".


Dance to it, Morning, Afternoon and Night.

Blindersoff:
https://amp.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/coronavirus-is-airborne-chinese-official-confirms/news-story/201218c04deb601b1b144f4cbbc4d807?__twitter_impression=true

This is not my problem for now. My problem is how to get updates for new work.

All my acct Don go.

Oluwa answer my call abeg. I'm using Vmobile this time.

Racoon:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/dailypost.ng/2020/02/09/amotekun-was-set-up-to-annihilate-herdsmen-from-south-west-miyetti-allah/amp/

Just imagine! No! Just imagine! Imagine a Nigeria without Fulani Nomads!

What a paradise it will be.

Blindersoff:
A video has surfaced of Chinese officials going round the city locking people in their homes under the instruction of their President.

The video shows the official telling the frightened couple to remain indoors as they lock them inside and keep the keys somewhere close to th apartment.

They instructed the couple that if anything goes wrong which they cannot handle such as a fire they should call their contact who will come and open the door for them. They said they would lock the door in such a way it could not be opened from the inside.

The couple were heard protesting it as they were locked in.

The corona virus has grown to an epidermic level in China and still growing.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcHkkXTlu2I

Second Video shows a woman recording a video in a makeshift medical facility run by the Chinese army. The video shows so many infected people helpless there as she said they were given no medicine, no shots, no hot water and no quarantine measures except for a wooden board separating each section of infected people.

She was calling out for help through the medium of the video.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plXg3pKu1Q4

This is becoming alarming and all countries need to know the seriousness of what is going on in China as i believe the entire truth is not being told.

imagine this virus enter balogun market for one sunny afternoon.

Amakavula:
What sorta trash is this? Why do men insist on wasting their lives with some women? I have two brothers and I watch them like hawk, Godforbid they meet someone like her

Now this is a wife material.

2000000 yards!

Others continue slaying till our Lord jisos comes.

kokomaster3d:
Madam Obiageli that was promoted by Governor Zulum has been rewarded with another sum of 1 million naira by some goodhearted northerners.

God bless Nigeria.



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10221595732663714&id=1265063912

Audio check! Pictures or it's fake news.


Over to Lai mumumad

LosC:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2020/02/arewa-youths-disown-shege-ka-fasa/

Make una continue this una stupidity. All of una don disown the terrorist outfit but yet it's still flourishing

kestolove95:
Fake product, brake that will always fail and kill innocent Nigerians, dey need to b arrested

And you're supposed to be a human being abi?

You're a fake too.

ijustdey:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/pesticides-causes-low-sperm-count-in-men.html

No more insecticides. Me and mosquitoes will slug it out with bare hands from now.

fergie001:
https://www.channelstv.com/2020/02/07/buhari-leaves-abuja-to-addis-ababa-for-au-summit/

Buhari took this Hope Uzodimma to Ethiopia for one reason. So he can have enough time to program him to do what he and his kinsmens (Fulani) agenda against IMO State and the igbos entirely.


I'm a real nigggarrr.

Even though I'm a born again Christian, i hope those charlatans parading as Men of God are bracing up cos their services will be needed to heal many, that's if they are indeed called by God and not their belly. Instead of investing in science and research, we keep building religious houses all over the country as if God is a magician. I wonder why those fraudsters called pastors can't step on a plane and head to China to heal people and test the power of their god. They can build thousands of churches worldwide but when disaster happens unlike Jesus they are no where to be found. Yet we Christians follow them sheepishly like zombies. Smh

Muslim!!! Hahaha! You're just a Daft Punk a$$ Muslim
Maybe a Yoruba Muslim for that matter.


You're a poor wretched mummified Muslim. Okay if you say you're a Christian take this pork meat and eat.... Hahahaha

Officialgarri:
I stopped reading when I got here because I know it's coming from a fool.

And anyone who believes this is either suffering dementia or simply foolish bigot blinded by hate

In your tiny mind you'll think you're deceiving someone not knowing you're the World Best fool

Islie:
https://thenationonlineng.net/breaking-kano-doesnt-need-shege-ka-fasa-ganduje

Allah Akbar! Finally Nigeria is gradually disintegrating.

ijustdey:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/customs-asks-fg-to-collect-tax-on-carbonated-drinks.html

I'm beginning to believe NNAMDI KANU . The person incharge of Nigeria could be that Sudanese El Jubril truly.

BluntBoy:
Even Boko Haram make statements freely, and may move around as long as no one can identify them.

Let these cowards come together that day and identify as IPOB, and see what would happen to them.

Remember that they are no longer just a mere group of miscreants. They are now terrorists. So, they shouldn't expect light punishment such as swimming in potor potor. They should expect something worse should they fail to use their brains.

Who proscribed them? Buhari? How can a Terrorist proscribe law abiding citizens and you're here talking Trashhhh.

Una no serious at all. Very funny people. Lol

We will see how the burial will go.

BluntBoy:
Yes, we all remembered what happened.

Python danced small, and Kanu ran away like the coward that he is. His followers were proscribed, and they all went into hiding.

The unfortunate ones who refused to use their brains were made to swim in potor potor water.

Is that all that happened? And why are those proscribed still moving around and making statements like this freely or is the word proscribed having another meaning Oga?

247naijamedia:
https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2020/2/whodunnit-sacrifice-placed-in-front-of-lautech-professors-office-photos.html

Last year January 1st. I was coming back from work when I saw people gathered at a T junction and looking at a sacrifice that was on the ground. I went there and in the calabash was about 19,990 naira.

I just dived the money, took it to the nearest ACCESS BANK there along the same road. Paid it in and went to the ATM outside and withdrew the 19k immediately.

I used it to buy brand New Bible and fill my gas and some food stuffs.

Abeg whenever una see something like that this is my number 07038922742.

Thank you.

mosho2good:
Igbo's love money, we agreed. Hausa love cow, accepted. Calabar love sex, no wahala. Yoruba loves what please?

Red oil And brown roofs.

chy101:
Update On Garrison Flyover Port Harcourt- Pictures.

Warrisdis Two columes? Hello Wicked sorry wike

TMSMedia:
Turai Yaradua, Wife of the former President late Umaru Yar'adua visited Nigeria First Lady, Aisha Buhari in the Aso Rock Villa, ten years after she had to leave because of her husband's death.



https://www.instagram.com/p/B8JDUBHHobh/

Alot have change ooo my sister.

You see? I have even been relegated to the OZA ROOM right there...

nairalandankrah:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2020/02/army-cant-prevent-nnamdi-kanu-members-from-attending-parents-burial-ipob/amp/

Remember this is not the first time they're saying something like this and you know what?


They meant it! They always keep their words.


Not some AMOEKE!

EzeIgbo1:
PROVIDE AN ALTERNATIVE and not PROMISE AN ALTERNATIVE.

Wild animals on Nairaland

My fellow animal the phone was on auto correct. I have corrected it now so can you drink sanwo olu sachet water and rest?

TonyeBarcanista:
By Tonyebarcanista

https://i2.wp.com/www.pmnewsnigeria.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Sanwo-Olu-5-e1578932577174.jpg?resize=700%2C467&ssl=1
One of the trending subject across Nigeria's social media arena is the decision by Mr Babajide Sanwoolu, the executive Governor of Lagos state, to enforce restrictions of commercial motorcycle (popularly called Okada) and tricycle operators (popularly called Keke) on 6 local government areas and 9 local council development areas, namely; Apapa LGA, Apapa Iganmu LCDA, Lagos Mainland LGA , Yaba LCDA, Surulere LGA, Itire-Ikate, LCDA, Coker-Aguda LCDAs, Ikeja LGA, Onigbongbo LCDAs, Ojodu LCDAs, Eti-Osa LGA, Ikoyi-Obalende LCDA, Iru/Victoria Island LCDAs, Lagos Island LGA and Lagos Island East LCDA. The ban also affects 10 highways and 40 bridges in Lagos state.

The action by Governor Sanwoolu has earned him criticism from a section of the state's population, especially operators of these Okada and Keke operators, as they felt the decision would have adverse consequences on their means of livelihood. The Governor also came under bashing from a section of Lagos residents and some social commentators; who argue that the ban insensitive to the plight of both operators and passengers of Keke and Okada.

But does Sanwoolu deserve the knocks or commendation when there exist a consensus in Lagos that Okada and Keke operators have been constituting themselves into menace in the city? Even when everyone agree that they are very uncoordinated and contribute greatly to the insane traffic situation in the state? Even when everyone know that they pose security risk to the lives and properties of Lagos state residents?

The Side Of The Law

When Mr Babatunde Raji Fashola came into office as Governor of Lagos state in 2007, he constituted a security committee, the committee fingered Okada as a security risk. Another committee was also constituted in 2011 to look into the activities of Okada; and the committee recommended their restrictions and ban from highways and other major roads in the state. Fashola administration adopted and implemented the recommendation.

However, operators of the commercial motorcycle through their Unions, Motorcycle Transport Union of Nigeria (MTUN), National Association of Tricycle and Motorcycle Owners and Riders Association (NATOMORA) and All Nigerian Auto bikes Commercial Owners and Workers Association (ANACOWA), went to Federal High Court in Lagos to challenge the restrictions and ban slammed on their activities. On May 4, 2012, the presiding judge, Justice Stephen Adah, ruled that it amounts to impunity for the state Governor to issue fiat against operations of the commercial motorcycle operators and nullified the order of the Governor. However, the Judge held that the State Governor should approach the Lagos State House of Assembly to have them pass law in favor of the policy.

Immediately after the judgement, Governor Fashola approached the Lagos State House of Assembly to repeal and reenact Lagos State Traffic law. The fine tuned bill, which captured restriction of Okada from operating on a total of 496 roads, was passed by the House of Assembly and Governor Fashola assented to it on August 2, 2012; and therefore became a law!

Going by the aforesaid, every sane mind will agree that the decision by Governor Sanwoolu to ban/restrict operators of commercial motorcycle from operating in the captured highways, roads and bridges, is nothing but an enforcement a law that is subsisting. It becomes ridiculous for people to castigate Governor Sanwoolu for doing what is noble and lawful.

Although I sympathise with the affected operators over loss of their incumbent source of livelihood, I must also recognise that the action of the Lagos state Governor is both noble, welcoming and lawful. In fact, it is in the interest of everyone in the state.

Governor Sanwoolu has done well! By the way, Okada operations has been banned in Federal Capital Territory (FCT) and Imo state, yet heaven did not fall.

Tonye is a writer and political commentator. He can be reached at tonyebarcanista@gmail.com
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Before you do things like this. You have to provide an alternative. Flood the streets and roads with buses then end Okada and keke napep. You guys should Stop behaving like wild animals in the safari.

KEVIND:
Last year October, a brand designer, Osuolale Farouq on Twitter displayed a new company Logo for the Innoson Group which got the attention of a good number of Nigerians who saw the logo as a masterpiece creation.

@TheonlyFarouq, where he revealed that the CEO had stated reasons why his logo doesn’t fit into the company’s vision and mission presently, but that it could be a thing for the future.



https://mobile.twitter.com/osuolale_faroufreeq/status/1223234261324640256

I LOVE IGBO'S.

BuhariAdvocate:
Aragorn or dragon that's not my business. Meanwhile femi first wife gave him 3 children and he abandoned them all Because of one prostitute girl from Anambra. The girl he picked from club house.

My brother something dey Dia. Ask another of your brother called Davido. Even his elder brother too married a calabar girl.

Una girls too dirty.

jarawa:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/tough-issues-as-buhari-meets-economic-team-today.html

God answer our prayers in this forbidden country called Nigeria and take this man away from us. Dead or Alive!