₦airaland Forum

solaugo1:
SENATOR ABARIBE’S CALL ON PRESIDENT BUHARI TO RESIGN IS FOOLISH

https://i0.wp.com/news.assure.ng/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/Enyinnaya-Abaribe.png?w=617&ssl=1



https://www.sunnewsonline.com/presidency-replies-abaribe-you-are-foolish-for-asking-buhari-to-resign/

She-ewu in my language means " Goat Shiiit "

Garbage Sheewu is a domestic Animal.

solmusdesigns:
shatap there.. who told you i cant get Ibos.. is my sweet chiamaka not ibo or didnt i get her mscheew..

but truly you guys are too sensitive.. always throwing tantrums over little jokes

You can't get Ibo's how? The truth is that so many westerners and almost all northerners hate Ibo's a d they know it.

jarawa:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/fg-to-repatriate-abacha-iboris-loots.html

Money dey this country called Nigeria! Abacha loot repatriated and then Budari reloots it again. That man na real criminal

JosEast:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/omo-agege-never-convicted-in-us-court.html

Thief! Thief!!! Thief!!!!!!!!

solmusdesigns:




atleast Ibos can free us now... they wont claim we are holding their destinies.. i hope Abia state turns to downtown dubai with this policies


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I don't know why Igbos are una highest nightmare. Na waooo. I know why! You hate what you like but can't get.

BBBmall25:
What A Fine And Mature Way To Exit! Not All This Noise From Biafraunhs

Have heard about Restructuring? Biafrans have fought, and are still fighting because of people like you in power with sick mentality.

Islie:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2020/01/jealous-woman-sets-self-ablaze-in-kano/

I love her action. She is a good wife. Better than killing someone else.

Tabithatim:
https://thepunditng.com/cso-carpets-efcc-over-baba-ijebu/

Bet9jaaa Members feeling like this after reading this.

Fvck Baba, mama and pikin Ijebu!

Atikuorbuhari:
http://www.musictori.com/2020/01/google-launches-first-developer-space.html

Organization of Nigerian Hackers right now

owukpa:
The Moment Enyinnaya Abaribe Asked President Buhari To Resign (WATCH)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNeb1qAoVso

This is more like one senator versus the enter chamber of bad belle senators.


RESPECT IGBOS!

ijustdey:
https://dailynigerian.com/angry-youth-attack-fulani-settlement-raze-down-23-houses-mosque-in-plateau/

SCAMMING is defined as when someone pretends to be who they are not in order to deceive people and have their way.

Exactly what ISLAM is all about... AKA The religion of PUSS. Hahahahahaha

fulaniHERDSman:

And U think we care
Fvcked all'yo!!!

Coming from A Fulani Herdsman that love Nigeria abi?

I wish you guys be placed in a quarantined environment were we can only watch you all from a flying airplane above.


Like this creatures down there in those forest are called "Fulani Herdsmen "

ojaysam25:
Hello Nairalanders

This issue has been bothering me for a while now......I had this friend who during our school days was so brilliant,in fact this friend of mine wrote his common entrance at primary 4....at jss1 he wrote his junior WAEC....

Back them we nickname him The "guru"....There was no time I visited him at home,that I wouldn't see him reading,this guy can read from morning till night.....though I was irritated with his attitude but I kept on admiring him because there is nothing in this world that this guy don't know....there is no words in the dictionary that is new to him... he was respected among our peers.....

Suddenly, he was no longer communicating with us with plain English,any small question will always be meant with grammar.. In fact this guy will go to the market to buy something and will begin to communicate with the market people with grammar...they we just be looking at him like a madman...

Then,one fateful day according to his mother,he ran out with a dictionary screaming "loquacious"all effort to calm him was in vain
the guy is in the asylum right now.....

This episode has left me confuse.....expert in the house can you help me out.....

CAN A PERSON LOSE HIS SANITY DUE TO EXCESSIVE READING??

Yes too much of EVERYTHING is bad. Even reading.

arinze198:
http://pmexpressng.com/must-marry-lady-tells-married-man/

If I am a woman. I will fuuuck men to stupor and make filty money from them.


#Walking ATM#

Made4naijalove:
ReginaDaniels 's Billionaire Baby Takes she and two of her cute friends on A Ride in his Rolls Royce!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tP5l5LUVG0

All of you hating on this people..... Poverty have colonised una brain.

E get as e go bi.... Person go become very proud of being poor and will go at any length to defend and die for poverty.


God give me money so I will fuuuck any girl you poor fellows can only dream of.


Amen

Macsjebs:
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-people-kobe-bryant/investigators-seek-answers-to-chopper-crash-as-nba-star-eight-others-mourned-idUSKBN1ZR14X

Illuminati dues

naaija:
'Nigerians Should Be Thankful Bombing Has Reduced' - Femi Adesina Said As Aisha Yesufu Replies

The Special Adviser to the President on Media and Publicity, Mr. Femi Adesina, says Nigerians ought to be thankful that the spate of attacks by Boko Haram has dropped. - See Nairaland thread on this.

Reacting to the presidential spokesman's comment on channels tv, the BBOG co-convener listed things that have gone wrong since 2015 which was the beginning of the Buhari led administration.

The activist listed Leah Shaibu, Zaria-Kaduna-Abuja road kidnappings and killings by bandits, poverty, CAN leader beheading, Jos-Maiduguri road menace, herdsmen crises, etc

She insisted that Femi Adesina can't deny not to be aware of all these, In her words, we did not vote in 2015 for comparison of the killings

Aisha noted that:

In 2015 Nigeria was not the poverty capital of the world.
In 2015 Leah Sharibu was not with Boko Haram.
In 2015 Abuja Kaduna expressway was not controlled by Bandits.
In 2015 citizens of Kaduna State were not terrified of kidnappers & left their houses


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scRqXx31d5s

I don't know sometimes I like this Femi Adesina of an animal because he doesn't give a flying fuuccck about anybody in Nigeria except his pay masters.


He's just concerned about his salary.


Bleep everybody else.

3 steps of being a happy man.

1. Do gee and cash out real big.

2. Marry your slay queen

3. Travel with her to Barbados and live happily ever after.



Conclusion : Fuckkk you, Nigerians and everyone else.

naptu2:
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Can someone tell me what Senator Hope Uzodimma is doing there in Abia state

Na normal something for some niggassss. Get other peoples shops burnt and the money will get back to you.


Some Alpha de run the matter for some guys now.
Most of the markets on fire were caused by some people.

cbngov01:
Na u dey open the door?

Yes must times the security guys will be busy sharing withdrawal slips to customers for some tips.


Analogous bank of the year.

stephanie11:
First Bank of Nigeria Limited has been named 2019 “Best Mobile Banking App” and “Fastest Growing Retail Bank” winner by Global Business Outlook. The Global Business Outlook Award recognises and rewards excellence in business in companies across the world, both in the public and private sectors. The award rewards innovation, creativity and the drive to create value.

FirstBank earned the Fastest Growing Retail Bank recognition because of its leading role in promoting financial inclusion in the country, a drive which has resulted in its 44,000 Agent Banking network designed to complement the provision of bespoke financial services at its over 750 branches nationwide.

It also won the Best Mobile Banking App award thanks to its Firstmobile banking app’s capability at performing a wide range of financial transactions in a safe, adaptable, futuristic and efficient manner. The user friendly app is widely renowned for its ease of navigation and state of the art security features to mitigate risk against fraud.

In the course of 2019, FirstBank bagged numerous awards across various areas of its business operations. The awards comprise Women Empowerment Category – Sustainable Banking Awards by CBN Bankers Committee, Best Private Bank in Nigeria 2019 by Global Finance Magazine and World Finance Magazine respectively; Best Process Automation Initiative, Application or Programme by Asian Banker International Excellence in Retail Financial Services; Best Banking Brand Nigeria 2019 by Global Brands Magazine; Best Retail Bank in Nigeria by Global Banking and Finance Review and Asian Banker International Excellence in Retail Financial Services Awards respectively; Cashless Driver: Highest Volume in Bill Payments and Highest Transaction Volume in Real-Time Payments by CBN Electronic Payments Incentive Scheme (EPIS) – Efficiency Awards; Long Service Corporate Award by Nigerian Economic Summit Group; Best Financial Inclusion Program - Nigeria 2019 and Bank of The Year - Nigeria 2019 by International Investor, amongst many others.

Speaking on the awards, Folake Ani-Mumuney, the Bank’s Group Head, Marketing & Corporate Communications said, ”We appreciate the recognition of these awards by the respective awarding bodies. The awards are dedicated to all our customers across the globe as their continued patronage of our services is appreciated. We remain steadfast and would not rest on our laurels at rendering bespoke financial services tailored to meet the financial needs of our valued customers, irrespective of where they may be.”

About FirstBank

First Bank of Nigeria Limited (FirstBank) is the premier Bank in West Africa with its impact woven into the fabric of society. The Bank which has been sustaining its development-oriented services for over 125 years as the region’s foremost financial inclusion services provider, offers a comprehensive range of retail and corporate financial services through more than 44,000 business outlets to over 17 million customer accounts.

As a national icon and an international player, FirstBank is one of the most enduring financial services brands in Africa with international footprints extending through its subsidiaries, FBN Bank (UK) Limited in London and Paris, FBNBank in the Republic of Congo, Ghana, The Gambia, Guinea, Sierra-Leone and Senegal, as well as a Representative Office in Beijing.

FirstBank has been nimble at promoting a digital economy in Africa and has issued over 10 million cards, the first bank to achieve such milestone in Nigeria. FirstBank’s financial inclusion and cashless transaction drive have resulted in over 228 million users on its USSD banking service through the nationally acclaimed *894# banking service and over 3.4 million users on its Firstmobile platform.

Since its establishment in 1894, FirstBank has consistently built relationships with customers, focusing on the fundamentals of good corporate governance, strong liquidity, optimised risk management and leadership. Over the years, the Bank has led the financing of private investment in infrastructure development in the Nigerian economy by playing key roles in the Federal Government’s privatisation and commercialisation schemes. With its global reach, FirstBank, one of Africa’s most sustainable financial services brands, provides prospective investors wishing to explore the vast business opportunities that are available in Nigeria, an internationally competitive world-class brand and a credible financial partner.

FirstBank has been named “Most Valuable Bank Brand in Nigeria” six times in a row (2011 – 2016) by the globally renowned “The Banker Magazine” of the Financial Times Group; “Best Retail Bank in Nigeria” for eight consecutive years (2011 – 2018) by the Asian Banker International Excellence in Retail Financial Services Awards and “Best Bank in Nigeria” by Global Finance for 15 years. Our brand purpose is to always put customers, partners and stakeholders at the heart of our business, even as we standardise customer experience and excellence in financial solutions across sub-Saharan Africa, in consonance with our brand vision “To be the partner of first choice in building your future”. Our brand promise is to always deliver the ultimate “gold standard” of value and excellence. This commitment is anchored on our inherent values of passion, partnership and people, to position You First in every respect.

https://politicsnigeria.com/first-bank-wins-best-mobile-banking-app-and-fastest-growing-retail-bank-awards/

They should please change all those their mumu metal doors. My muscles wan burst because of those doors.


Analog Bank!

goodnessme1:
I think muric is right.


Why are Amotekun members mostly christian,even when we Yoruba muslims are more in population here.

At least 92% muslims 8%christians.

Why did you refuse to grow? It's people like you they always brainwash to join Boko Haram in the far north.

Guzel:
https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2020/1/mouau-vice-chancellor-prof-otunta-accused-of-impregnating-a-third-year-student-and-upgrading-her-to-final-year-status-2.html

Nobody should blame the girl.

Her names says it all.

OTU-NTA!! (small pusy).

Why wouldnt the VC wanna taste the tight small pusssy?

Opinedecandid:
https://punchng.com/fg-salkida-know-my-daughters-whereabouts-leah-sharibus-father-alleges/amp

I can also speak with all conviction!!! Boko Haram agents are also here on nairaland with with. It's very easy to spot them.

iwaeda:
https://punchng.com/just-in-coronavirus-hits-africa-as-one-tests-positive-in-ivory-coast/amp?

I already told my wife they'll be heading straight to Africa with this disease. Fear the white!!!!


Next they'll claim it originated from Africa!

This is a sincere apology I want to make. Sorry for those of you who still believe in Nigeria!

kerzhim:
This man and his purported stories of him escaping death, and in the end there will be no video or picture evidence to back it up. Nawa o!

You must be one of the terrorist Fulani herdsmen killing people. Alot of you are here on nairaland! Registered with different names. Igbo /yoruba Christian names.

playapayaski:
Not hard, u either still love ur wife very much or scared of the perceptions of people outside especially in church.. What will they say or think? Keep working on it and if it doesn't then quit, that don't mean u won't cater for ur kids? But the real question here is, are u a good husband Have u listened to ur wife n actually check ur own self for faults?

The problem is that my wife is extremely stubborn and don't listen to me. She used to have this feminist mentality. Her mother also controls her father and can tell him to eat shit and shut up in front if everyone.


When she(my wife) does something wrong and I complain to her mother, she shouts in me and calls me a bitter person and that I always complain alot and if I refuse to complain that her and my wife does first, she says I have guilty conscience that's why I didn't call to complain.

Moreover! Serious health transmittable disease!

The best thing to do na to just catch Oga at the top and fling him come the side were those hungry Lions are so at the end of their meal, Nigeria will be liberated and better again

Interesting! The best thing na to just fling Oga at the top come inside the side wey Lions dry and Nigeria will be better again.