₦airaland Forum

Mazigabriel:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2020/01/31/drama-as-us-embassy-denies-bishop-oyedepo-visa/amp/

Let him try Malay visa nah. All fellow

Racoon:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2020/01/widows-of-soldiers-protest-release-of-repentant-boko-haram-terrorists/

Pls let the world hear the passionate plea of these bereaved widows of Nigerian fallen gallant troops.

Buhari must resign.

Terrorist number one!

mynaijadj:
Actor Bolanle Ninolowo shares a throwback picture he took with his wife 16 years ago feeling cool and rocking his bathroom slippers. In his words :

"The only thing all that money & fame cannot buy.
#TBT 16yrs ago if anyborry talks about my rubber slippers, chop dem asap"

Source
https://www.instagram.com/p/B78Yoq2JYuu/?igshid=mvra86nn7koi

Bros! Bros! Real Bros here!!!! Continue!!!!! The hustle go pay by God's grace.

When raba enter!

Everything go align again. Then shall you be Called Oga! Boss! Chair! Lord! Father father!

Add your own.

247naijamedia:
https://www.ghsplash.com/three-nigerian-stowaways-land-in-ghana-instead-of-spain-photos/

I wonder how they'll feel when they got arrested and they came out of the container and they ask someone there " what country is this and they answer them " na Accra!

Oh God what kind of life is this?

zakim:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/accidental-discharge-reps-summon-igp-nscdc-boss.html

Audio Summoning

Ayomide002:
Goodnews to the serving NYSC members of Nigeria as federal government finally paid 33k for our allowance.

Na to go bk go do NYSC again. Be a ghost Corper, collect the allawee and disappear as a real marlian

ikorodureporta:
https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2020/01/31/nigeria-to-increase-visa-categories-from-six-to-79/

Who even wan come Nigeria except for this expired Chinese boys on 1 year IT.

Ameboperoo:
When they have guns, they would be arrested by the soldiers, so their hands are tied. Only herdsmen are allowed to carry guns

Imagine if they have guns and this foolish Fulani herdsmen attacks. It's going to be a war and not some sort of genocide. There will be casualties on both sides

crownwealth:
Yeye statement.

This is 2020! Do all you can to have atlest common sense.

naptu2:
For quite a long time Lagosians have complained about the problem of open manholes. These holes have caused many car accidents and deaths in Lagos. For example, look at this 2017 thread.

Lamboginny Raises Alarm Over Major Holes On The Eko Bridge In Lagos (photos)
https://www.nairaland.com/3912203/lamboginny-raises-alarm-over-major#58312975

www.nairaland.com/attachments/5626169_20170710113106_jpegb3254560f00a989cbef306ea9064bed7

www.nairaland.com/attachments/5626170_20170710113108_jpegf5d5ae8064a2d13127c944311dc4515b

I saw a jogger fall into one of those open holes on Alexander Avenue in Ikoyi last year. Luckily he was not seriously injured. We all remember the sad story of Adewura Bello, a young woman who was involved in a motorcycle accident on a flooded street and who was subsequently carried by floodwaters into an open manhole where she drowned (see link below).

Photos Of The Manhole That Swallowed Up Adewura Belo And Her Bike Rider
https://www.nairaland.com/5211741/photos-manhole-swallowed-up-adewura

These manhole covers, along with bridge railings and electrical cables, are often stolen by criminals who sell them as scrap metals. For example, see this thread below:

Amuwo Odofin Task Force Arrests Manhole Cover Thieves
https://www.nairaland.com/5499284/amuwo-odofin-task-force-arrests


Governor Babatunde Fashola considered using concrete manhole covers because the theft of these covers had gotten out of hand.


The Lagos State Government is currently replacing manhole covers across the state and they replaced the missing manhole covers on Eko Bridge yesterday. The question is, how will they ensure that these new covers are not stolen?

Na all this Fulani boys dey thiefam. I hate them with all my strength.

They should have their own little country with plenty cows

valentineuwakwe:
https://m.punchng.com/employment-efcc-bars-married-applicants-neca-kicks

Animal Kingdom with animals at the helm of affairs

JosEast:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/plateau-attacks-11-suspects-moved-to-abuja.html

They will go Abuja, meet with their instructor. Get back and strike again with full force. Christians in Plateau should try and get guns.

hisexcellency34:
https://www.sunnewsonline.com/if-it-takes-crisis-to-win-elections-we-need-more-crisis-oshiomhole/

Let that crisis consume you, you monkey from ape planet.

Cutezt:
Victims of last week's fulani herds men attack on Kwatas community, Bokos local government area of Plateau State were buried amidst tears today.

I am a Christian and I have my Bible on my left hand and my shot gun on my right hand side. Self defense is not a sin.


Nigerian Christians should wise up under buhari and face this challenges.


How many battles did the children of Israel fought in the Bible?

jarawa:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/how-nigeria-can-be-safe-buhari.html

Buba I say " geraway! I repeat " Geraway!! You no get sense

BlackHarp:
Read Below !!!

Mind you that this is a Lodge for University ooooo

As a real marlian. I'll do anything possible to live in this house because we are not law abiding citizens and we don't follow instructions.

They say "you cant eat your cake and have it but as a Marlian... I have 4 cakes in my fridge which I ate last Sunday

Jack500:
Goodluck Jonathan, the most clueless and docile president ever, the hero of ibo people and the only president they will ever have.

Dont quote me.

I'm sure you're happy for the other lifeless cow being your father abi?

osuofia2:
fake news, Fulanis are our brothers and not enemies, the Igbos are are just trying to cause disunity among the Yorubas and Fulanis. The igbo people are our problems and not Fulanis,
The oba does not speak for the Omoalabis,

And you will die by the sword of an igbo man. Iseeee!!

uncastableodd:
Good morning everyone.

In the middle of the night today, I tried to look for duvet to cover up my son on bed. I decided to check my wife wardrobe.

I saw a pack of mycoten in the wardrobe. She already slept this time. So I had to chill till this morning to ask her questions.

So, this morning when I asked her, she said it was her mum that gave her bla bla bla..
I saw a piece of paper prescribing that cream for her in that same bag I found the cream.

I googled the uses of mycoten and I found out it was nothing serious because it is use for yeast infection and vagina odour. My wife dont have vagina odour and I understand yeast infection can be gotten from toilet or could be infection of body skin that spread or so.

I actually know she lied about her mummy giving her. But what baffles me is that I got a whatsapp message from her when she was coming from my son school..

She wrote that I nag a lot. That I should give her space. That u think she can't cope without me. She said she will look for work to take care of our son.She said we have been together for six years and I don't even trust her a bit. She said I think she can't leave without her. She didn't even address the issue of allegation of infidelity I threw against her(i deliberately did that #.I replied her I can't give her space in my own house and if she is fed up, she can pack her bags and go to her parent house. I told her if my son is infected or if I am infected , I am going to kill her and hand over myself to police. Immediately she blocked me on whatsapp and I did same. After an hour, she unblocked me.

Could she have been sleeping around her? Or are there any other uses of mycoten I don't know?

In my mind though, the cream I find is not really something to worry about but the message I got and her reaction is what I don't understand.

This should not be a topic here. She's your wife that you married. Call her, sit her down and ask her what's up with the medicine.


Then if she starts playing dumb you're free to do whatever you want.

solaugo1:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2020/01/buhari-in-closed-door-meeting-with-security-chiefs/amp/

No! The title should instead be " Fulani President and his Kinsmen in a close door meeting

RedDoor:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thecable.ng/extra-i-have-27-children-and-counting-says-kano-rep/amp


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG_ybSn5Mh4

And still what?? COUNTING continue

Tetehjewels:
You can apply for yours here

https://novoneproperties.com/EOI.php

Na Buhari get the properties Or is he now into real estate too? I thought he's only interested in male and female cows

naaija:
Following the nairaland thread earlier, Obaseki Vows To Deal With Oshiomhole If He Disrupts Activities In Edo

The video of the Edo state governor's exact wordings have surfaced online.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwEiSGmHxkg

At a meeting with chairmen of the All Progressives Congress (APC) across the 18 Local Government Areas of the state, the governor said anti-party activities carried out either by the suspended National Chairman of the APC, Adams Oshiomhole or his allies in the EPM would be dealt with.

The governor warned Oshiomhole to desist from his provocative activities or he may be forced, as governor, to invoke his powers to deal with him pointing that the national chairman would not condone a fraction of his misdemeanor when he was the governor of the state.

I don't have any problems with this particular man called Obaseke. My problem is with that guy shouting "NEVER "!!!! at the background.


When matter red now, everybody go disappear leavam.

Horus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq4T-UHk8ZI

Kobe Bryant Was NOT The Helicopter Owner?

very very very interesting

Ctorch:
https://www.independent.ng/amotekun-targeted-at-fulani-herders-sarkin-fulani/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook

See an ordinary Fulani nomad wey no dey bath from year to year talking

fergie001:
https://www.sunnewsonline.com/south-east-security-outfit-coming-umahi/

Meyetti Allah right now.

Ctorch:
https://mobile.twitter.com/Laurestar/status/1222571348423299082

If President Budari is a Nigarrr I would have said he's fuuucking this prostitute. But both of them are as clueless as the word itself.

agwom:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/amotekun-should-fight-ritual-killings-traditional-corruption-oluwo-2.html

When he himself is the father of Ritual Practice

Nairaobserver:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/policemen-raid-lagos-hotels-arrest-workers-customers/amp

Nigerian police again! Come to their station and all of them will be looking at you like a bag of money walking around.

Oga anything for us today?

solmusdesigns:
we hate you yet my Governor Makinde apointed an Ibo S.A same as Tinubu and even Oyetola, forget online sentiments ask the real Ibos in southwest, they would tell you

Oga sir! I'm in Ibadan.

solmusdesigns:
You claim to be jobless, Buhari gave you job, instead of working, you would come online to insult him like the foolish Abia Senator

The truth can set you free but instead you have made a conscious covenant with ignorance and foolishness in exchange for a plate of gworo gworo.

You are the real slave!

solmusdesigns:
may God forgive you, as a yoruba man nobody i know hates Ibo, cant speak for Northerners, travel to SouthWest and see how Ibos flourish and live hapily.. all this jabs and banters are merely online trills

Like you're talking to a one year old baby. Maybe you don't know anyone at all because you live in Antarctica for 70 years now and have been reading about Nigeria online.