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Funny enough such rubbish goes on here and there in this country...

The one that happend at a traffic light here was when a person gave the police a tip of a guy who had enough cocaine to supply a country in his Hilux... Bro was fresh like fresh fish, well dressed modfka, sweet boy... In his tinted Hilux near the traffic light, police in one or 2 vans stopped him, did gra gra, come down come down...the mdafka didn't come out,just wound down his window and negotiated with the ,they said no,he counted some bundles of cash ,gave them, they refused... Police de buga bugs, he made a call...Na so person call the police OC, he took the phone,in 2 seconds all the police men ran into their vehicles and took off...
Na so the matter end o...

kiddkash:
An international man met person (Mr A) and gave him stuff to sell, to take his profit and give him his share. Mr A having no knowledge of the business, called his friend (Mr B) to help him find buyers. Don't know if to call it greed or what, Mr B who has been in the line for years, called NDLEA to come and collect it from his friend and share amongst themselves.
NDLEA came to arrest Mr A to get the stuff, it caused a huge fracas. Then it came to light that Mr B was the one that called NDLEA. unknown to everyone, Mr A has never done the business before, but has number of the big boss of NDLEA and he called him.
Not long huge convoy of NDLEA came and took in the NDLEA that came earlier for Mr A, put some of the stuff on Mr B and arrested him.

This happened just last week, on Friday precisely. it never made the news. Even on nairaland here.

So nothing shocks me anymore

Please enlighten us cos I know say gain suppose dey somehow someway

kiddkash:
[b]If only people know the things that happen behind the scenes.

The one And many other witnessed last week,
Make me question about integrity in our security agencies.

May God help us

In a Capitalist country like Nigeria these thieves that seek monopoly by all means to defraud Nigerians forever have the effrontery to speak these gibberish proudly ... BDC's that have been hording dollars to force up Forex cost? BDC'S that are a bane of money laundering machines? BDC'S that are owned by top Directors in the CBN thus not allowing correct checks and balances on them? May God punish them and their families with agonies, pains and losses. Baztardos

When you die, what do you think will be written about you? Hope your blames and insults on God and his servants will do you more good then?

Creamypie:
My question is with all the "prosperity" and "Miracle" teaching, that they deceive people with, what is the ultimate price for worshipping God. Its not the above listed. So what is it? What did Jesus teach as reward for true worshippers that these men replaced with miracle/breakthrough/prosperity?

I have a friend who paid 450k for FIRS and a police officer who paid over 600k for another federal job for his wife and both of them are still jobless 5 years now...
Even I was asked to pay 250k to one Major sometimes ago to get into the military service but I kept wondering how I'll be able to confront oga Major collect 250k if e no play besides as dem no gree to charge me from my salary after I get the work, I say Mbanu, I no de do...

oyeb15:
I need a Federal job. Am ready to pay handsomely to get one. Am a 2:1 graduate of 13years,Bachelor of Arts, 8ft tall, versatile ,not religious and not tribal. Kindly message my signature if u can link me with a sure slot.

I will forever be grateful.

Aside gathering all the evidenced she needs and meeting a good attorney, she must make sure she takes her studies seriously. It will be hard for a lecturer to fail and mess up with an intellectually sound student... If she's a dummy , forgerrit... InFact till she go open leg you no go know... Some ladies earn that fish brain badge surprisingly... As a one time president in uni, I can tell helping some female students from indecent lecturers can be a crazy boomerang

And you believe Nigeria has up to a 1000 drones to Deploy at once....?

TheBillyonaire:
Putting up a thousand drones on the sky of Niger and flooding the sky for just 5 minutes will be something. I imagine there will be massive vibration into their sky and their stray rains of bullets and mortars will kill a few of their people and put so much fear in their minds, and as soon as that is over, just 5 minutes after we hit their inventories and tanks and then the ground troop swoops into their tank farms and use IEDs to blow up their fuel supplies..

Let's start with that. Lets go to war for peace and respect. If we can fucck Niger and Mali up, we can keep our borders more secure by setting up Miltary bases on those locations against Boko.

Is it legal in Nigeria?

If it was there would have been many private military service companies already on popular demand...

Zanzibar1:
If they don't retire, new intakes won't be well accomodated into the system and also too it could be to avoid coup, that's why some at a particular stage are asked to resign.

On the bright side, they can start a private military organization after retirement...
Something like the likes of BlackWater,
The Wagner GROUP, Redut
, FAKEL, Slavonic Corps, GEOS etal

The devil will through his friends and family try everything to put this post in the mud and ensure such news don't trend....

That some person deceived you or someone in the name of a god or so doesn't apply into making Christianity a scam....
Till you personally have a relationship with God via His son the Christ Jesus sadly you'll fall victim of falsehoods and deceptions because even Jesus said it will happen...

The main issue is - Do you sincerely wanna know Him ? Cos to point accusing fingers is easy.

Because there are counterfeit currencies in circulation,does it stop the world from stall doing business transactions in monies of several currencies?. Because people died of motor, aero etc accidents ,does it stop the world from still being transported in these and many more transport means?

That the devil lied to you about a religion doesn't mean there no Real God... Jesus is real, God is real, the Christian life is real and has never been nor will ever be a scam

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

When a real niggar heave a sigh of relief thinking he has heard and seen enough in this gadamnnn world then boom another shit pops up

See as them gods dey throw blow


What is the difference
Both of them are fraud
Christianity is worse
How can someone believe that he or she is alive because of the grace of God
So what now happened to the forty thousands people that died in Turkey earthquake or rather what happened to people that die everyday so those people don't enjoy the special grace of God that you are enjoying ?

Religion in general makes you dull

Christianity, religion and God is an embarrassing human practice of convincing the mind to ignore common sense, logic, reason and evidence while blindly believing in ancient fairy tales. It encourages its followers to value faith over facts and reality. It makes its followers proud instead of being ashamed of thier ignorance

Sounds smart but they should be smarter than that....

TheBillyonaire:
Bad strategy.

No fly zone in war time does not stop enemy fly-in, but stops commercial flights. Let's deploy a thousand drones in 5 minutes and exhaust their batteries and then get our jets to drop bombs on their tanks and inventories.

We can start with that.

Learn to read with understanding before rushing to comment ridiculously and shaming yourself for no reason...

brainpulse:
Atedo Peterside statistics and comments are always off points. How will Niger Republic airspace closure affects us when Nigerians don't use Niger airport and the number of air traffic and people doing business in Niger are very low.

Instead this will rather benefit Nigeria commercially because Niger borne air-flights will use Nigeria's airport and increase our revenue.

I assure you, you are wasting your time educating such a dummy...
If he or she or it had even read the caption, that daft statement wouldn't had been made in the first place...

PHIPEX:
If you have used an airplane before you would know how wrong you sound

Don't you know you fly over other countries, same way you pass through other states in Nigeria when you travel?

If you are traveling from Lagos to Ibadan and Ogun state boarder is closed, how do you intend to get to your destination without incuring additional cost?

Mosquito Coil

taylor88:
She regret losing you

If she get big nyash or big breast forgive her

But if she’s these categories of girls that looks like mosquito coils leave her alone

See if you wan enjoy relationship date chubby or thick girls they’re very jovial and lovely

But you see these other ones their nyash and breast stopped downloading at 19%

My brother run

If stVPidity was a person, then you typify it with your statement... With all due respect, try and get some wisdom, you'll be a better homo sapien...

IconicR:
Conspiracy everywhere God will judge all of you , it's very unfair to start all these for a government that has barely started. Moderators should be cautioned not to be pushing this kind of topics to front page, they should be taken down. It doesn't speak well of our country

Congratulations kiddo...

Somewhere in many places in Nigeria, 13 year olds are looking for where to sell one or two to get small money to remit home and buy food & remain small for landlord...

This life...

May God punish all of you if Una no free those poor hungered folks... Except you accordingly arrest the politicians that are thieving far beyond them all combined

Wait o... Na Cympathizers be dat

Normal... Deny him straight...

Emma09:
This reminds me of the story I heard back in the day at my alma mater UNIBEN of how a guy jumped from the 4th story in Faculty of social science just because he was trying to resist arrest when caught cheating for his girlfriend. The guy in question had already graduated years ago o. He was spotted by one if the invigilator who knew he had graduated years back. Na so bro jump o his two legs break and died after some few days at the hospital. When the supposedly girlfriend was called 5o face panel, she out rightly denied that she didn't contact anyone to write the exam for her. Na so the bros just die throway.

Awwwnnn 🥰 The things men do for love...

Reminds me of one SS3 boy who was caught writing for his GF in my year 1 ...

98% of men's wahala is baby gurl related...

I once asked my dad for a laptop,he said he didn't have money then bought a new car some weeks after, called me to explain that the car was a gift, I told him "dad, it's Ur money,do with it what you want, keep the lies from me". After some months ,since I had no job , I asked if he could assist me with some money let me add to the money I had to buy a laptop to learn graphic design,he started ranting, (not knowing I saw over 2 million in his account), next Sunday, he called me from church service , on getting home, he accused me of stealing 3 air-conditioners from the locked garage, later he said I stole 2 air conditioners , even I was wondering why he can't keep at one lie... I almost wept my eyes out... funny part is that when I told my senior sister, she laughed, that that's why she ran from home too...
That's how I sold my cryptos at a grievous loss and rented my house and left for good .

Damn wicked world... Sorry bro

Prechgold1180:
My own grand father accused me of stealing his bronze. One bronze casted Queen head image

I was like 16 years old then

The man made everybody including outsiders to believe I stole the bronze

Something wey I nur even see for eye

And not like I had any criminal record in that hus
How e take accuse me till today I don’t understand

That very day
The hus was filled with people cus my aunty was doing her introduction
Next morning the bronze was stolen

Out of everybody grand pa accused me

Funny thing my phone was also stolen that day

Omo I just cry go Mumsi hus
Vowed never to visit that his

Long story short I kept my vow

Only visited the hus when I heard my grandpa was dead
He died 2021
The incident happened January 2014 funny I still remember my grand pa accusing words till today it’s still fresh in my head

From that day till he died I did not visit
Did not even hear from him

To me he died in my heart 2014

Was really expecting Akan Udofia in that slot.

NtoAkwaIbom:
Nice profilling
One thing about Tinubu
He keeps his promises...
He rewards loyalty, and he knows how to balance conflicting interest...

He could as well give Gandule Chairman of the party and give Kwankwanso the minister position...
Wike sha, is smart, he gave Tinubu a taste of his power by giving him the state in the presidential election, yet holding it back as bargaining chip, by putting his men all round..
Bete Edu is very passionate about women.
The Naptib boss could also bring in the zeal and passion to helping refugee and the IDPs
Then don't be surprise to see Ambode as a minister,(will prefer fashola though) David Umahi could sha do well in house and development though ..

I am from Akwa ibom and I am sha disappointed in the guy fielding our slot, bitch is neither a bad as crowd gatherer nor a technocrat...


Anyway, I hope n pray for people who will be passionate about being outstanding and successful in whatever portfolio they occupy .....

Las las to stay long in politics, let people know that you will always keep your words.... Na y those wey been know been dey ready to go far and wide for PBAT.

Na skit joor. Na skit.
Where the Pichuur naa🤔

Penguin2:
https://saharareporters.com/2023/07/24/two-alleged-boko-haram-terrorists-arrested-attempting-bomb-atikus-residence-university

It was the video of Asari Dokubo addressing a militia group whom he said are loyal to the president earlier.

And now, an attempt on Atiku’s home by suspected terrorists.

Is somebody courting anarchy?

Omo ... Pipu Sabi book o...

Puss360:
The hole is for Structural integrity of th stool when you sit... If u notice, it is always round. If it were square, pressure from your weight while sitting will begin from the "Square edges" and cause the chair to crack... But as it is round, the pressure is evenly distributed...

The day I saw these Tax Collectors molesting poor young women and ladies who hawk bananas at a junction , I was so bitter that I didnt know how angry I became... My anger was so Palpable that one of the tax collectors started charging at me. Of course they were more than me... I just had to walk away.
Worst part is these monies don't get to the government fully and even on getting to the said government, na to loot am use peanut for development

I hope you personally have a real relationship with Christ?
Then you can also offer her a sincere opportunity of her soul salvation for her destiny sake. Let her parents know , if they are her parents why hide truths from them except they aren't matured.

You said she's 17... Well, a 16 year old girl was always giving me sexual advances when I was about 24 or so, even when she called me uncle...and later I found out I wasn't the only one, even the workers that came to work in her father's house...so what's the meaning of 17yrs?..the devil is devil to everyone,the younger the better...

Sex education is compulsory cos if you don't teach her, as you already know by now- she has learnt it from the devil.
So sincerely teach her in love and brutal caution the truths about God, relationships, sex etc ...
It all begins with you & her parenting.

It made me fall Jakarta for her. I couldn't believe it could

And who will ENFORCE this?

I have never seen an officiating minister CRY so hard and painfully at any burial before in my life. Never... The pastor was brutally sorrowful,why did they allow him officiate the burial?

The NPF needs a total overhauling... The DPOs should be held totally accountable for any stupidity by their officers because crime only keeps deepening while unhindered.
I suggest the police Must have a weekly audit team to scrutinize the activities of the police force. I've once thought of an elite team consisting of Military Police, Snr lawyers and another sound agency. The reports must be made weekly across the country...
It's sickening how sometimes police just go around at night and even make illegal arrests for fun so as to collect 20k to 50k as bail (which they keep saying is free). Depending on how much they can scare the victim.... Their list of crimes are countless... Once I worked for an NGO and interfacing with prostitutes it left shocks down my spine that ashawos even get arrested and raped by these bomboklats some use pure water sachets as condom. Even though I don't support ashawo biz but damn the level of inhumanity to them is crazy...

Thuglife2020:
We still have a long way to go in this country regarding police brutality. This happened on 16th to 17th of June, 2023.

This happened in Ado-Ekiti.

Admin, please, push to front page

This is an account of the events that unfolded yesterday night.

We received a call from a friend at approximately 9pm, informing us of their arrest for an alleged assault on a civilian and urgently requesting our presence at the police station that same night.

We promptly proceeded to the station, where we encountered several police officers stationed at the entrance. They inquired about the purpose of our visit, and we explained that we were there to support our arrested friend. Upon our explanation, we were granted access to the premises.

Upon reaching the designated area, we encountered a group of officers, and a female officer assumed responsibility for assisting us. She informed us that the suspect was unavailable for visitation at that particular time and advised us to return the following day. Despite our attempts to persuade her otherwise, she remained steadfast in her decision. Consequently, three of us departed and waited outside, while one individual who had initially accompanied us continued to engage in conversation with the female officer. Unfortunately, all his efforts to persuade her were futile.

At that point, I noticed a worrisome escalation in the woman's demeanor, suggesting that she intended to exacerbate the situation. Sensing trouble, I stepped aside and retrieved my phone. As soon as the police officers noticed that I had my phone out, they swiftly approached and confiscated it, subsequently grabbing me by my clothing and forcibly dragging me back into the police station alongside my friend.

Inside the station, the woman locked the door and immediately began accusing us of attacking the officers present. Another officer arrived, and without giving us an opportunity to explain our side of the story, he resorted to physical violence, repeatedly slapping us and demanding that we sit on the floor.
The officer then escorted us to his office, where we had a brief conversation with him about the purpose of our visit. The DPO came, and he inquired about the individual who had taken out their phone during the intense argument, and I acknowledged that it was me. Consequently, he instructed one of the officers to detain me while allowing my friends to leave. These events transpired within the confines of the police station.

The officer led me to the counter, with the DPO (Divisional Police Officer) accompanying us. Upon reaching the counter, my slippers were confiscated. While waiting there, before being taken to the holding cell, the female officer levied an accusation against me, claiming that I had assaulted her by pushing her. I vehemently denied the allegation, emphasizing that such an incident never occurred. During the argument, she had been holding onto my friend's clothing, while a male officer had a grip on mine because I had taken out my phone.

This denial seemed to anger the DPO, who deemed my speech aggressive and labeled me as stubborn. He threatened to teach me a lesson and asserted that I would be taken to court the following day. Subsequently, I was placed in custody. Shortly after being locked up, I was escorted out again to provide a statement. I recounted the events that transpired prior to being returned to the cell.

The following day, an officer approached me while I was still in the cell and informed me that the DPO had decided to release me on the condition that I offer an apology. I firmly and unequivocally expressed to the officer that the DPO was fully aware of the events that transpired the previous night and that my confinement was merely a result of my refusal to comply. I made it clear that I was not prepared to apologize to the DPO for something I did not do, as it would be an infringement upon my rights.

The officer realized that I was not willing to comply with the demand. Despite this, the DPO ordered my release. If I had committed a grave offense, I would have been willing to apologize, but I firmly believed that my rights had been violated, and I refused to apologize for something I did not perpetrate.

Later on, another officer arrived to effect my release and escorted me upstairs. This officer informed me that the DPO had instructed him to prepare my case file as I would be taken to court. I was taken aback by this development, as I questioned the basis for such action. What charges would be brought against me? From where did these accusations arise? The officer responsible for preparing the case file was fully aware of the actual events that took place, yet he had to adhere to the instructions given to him.

Subsequently, another officer entered the scene and proceeded to read both my statement from the previous night and the statement provided by the female officer involved in the incident. This officer expressed a refusal to accept the contents of my statement, citing that I had included too much detail. To my astonishment, he presented a different statement and instructed me to complete it according to his guidance.

It became evident to me that he intended for me to incriminate myself by accepting responsibility for assaulting the police officer. When he began posing questions and directing me on what to write, I firmly stated that everything that had transpired had already been documented in my initial statement, and that was the only account I would repeat. This response infuriated him, and he accused me of being stubborn, threatening that they would take punitive action against me.

Meanwhile, my friends had arrived at the station and were working towards resolving the situation. They sought an audience with the DPO, engaging in conversation to explain the circumstances. The DPO instructed them to retrieve me, and they proceeded to the office where I was writing the statement. They accompanied me to the DPO's office, where the female police officer was also present.

The DPO requested that the woman provide an account of what had transpired the previous night. Unfortunately, she proceeded to fabricate numerous falsehoods in front of my friends, taking advantage of their intervention in the matter. She accused me of assaulting her; and my friends, despite recognizing the untruthfulness of her claims, were unable to intervene as their primary objective was to secure my release.


The individual accused me of assault, and my friends, who were present, had to prioritize my removal from the situation. Consequently, despite any claims made by the accuser, I acknowledge my involvement in the alleged incident. However, I was only afforded a brief opportunity to speak before being instructed to remain silent.

This led to a situation where everyone, including myself, showed deference (prostrate) to the District Police Officer (DPO), who subsequently ordered my release.

Before my release, I was required to sign a document indicating my understanding, and a friend who accompanied me was also asked to sign a similar undertaking. Reluctantly, I was compelled to accept responsibility for assaulting a police officer in uniform while they were on duty. My mugshots were taken. Although I was disinclined to accept this, I recognized that declining or asserting my rights would likely result in continued detention.

Before leaving, there were extensive discussions among the on-duty police officers regarding the incident. Some even directly stated to me that I had assaulted a police officer. However, my friends strongly advised me against defending myself, as they feared the repercussions of challenging the prevailing narrative.

It was apparent that these officers had formed their opinions solely based on the statement provided by the accuser, without expressing any interest in hearing my side of the story. Interestingly, the officers who were present during the incident and were aware of my innocence chose to remain silent, abstaining from participating in the discussions.

Thank goodness condom no de the list but honestly wigs and Love Machine suppose dey this list na