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dont8:
American English
Color
Neighbor
Center
Check
Soccer
Draft or Checker

British English
Colour
Neighbour
Centre
Cheque
Football
Draught

Funny enough we interchange the two alot in Nigeria. Sometimes the "AMERICAN" PCs play a major part, by spell checking the British words we use as wrong

strangest:
Without their stupidity which is research, we will still be worshiping the sun, volcanoes and killing twins... .

Instead of us to appreciate the ones that developed the venom antidote, we are calling them stupid...


Kudos to the oyibos that led us to this day... I heard electricity killed faraday....

One of the best things I've read all day.

Leyqute:
Thanks. I pray this resolves our injury crises or at least helps in resolving it, if true.

The rate at which our players pick injuries is annoying. Plus they don’t return in time and when they do they usually go back to being injured in no time.

Yet you see Liverpool and City players playing more and getting less injured.

Reminds me of all the players with crutches during that UEL final victory against Ajax

eph12:
They were the Drogba was referring to when he said its a phucking disgrace

I smell a party on their thread tonight

paradigmshift:
wizkid is washed up..
the content of burna boy music has opened the shallowness and wackness of wizkid, davido, tekno n co.

There's a lot of wisdom in some parts of this comment.

Abfinest007:
if Joel amadi was a girl I would have said 2face is the father bcuz even 2face boxer can impregnate a girl

Your weed dealer is the shiiit bro

slimghost:
Hey bro. I think our defence has greatly improved compared to last season. Only 2 teams have conceded less than us.
Our problems lie on creativity and lack of finishers. I regret to announce that I have given up on Rashford as a striker.
If we are to compete next year, serious investment is required in that attacking department.

You regret to announce. Hahahahaha na obituary ni?

Tash007:
I watched that video when she was still in the house.

Should be that sydneytalker or his friend

eph12:
Wait! Chelsea sold hazard to improve RM game play? Is RM and extension of Chelsea? Which kind talk be this? Barkabots na real IQ destroyers o

How else do you describe people who blame Valverde for their carry go make we bottle second leg performances, and leave their favs out of it last year after losing 4-0 to Liverpool. They were heaping praises on Ter Stegen and Pique Their thread should be studied by anthropologists doing work on the senselessness of man and also Stockholm syndrome. Spits!!!

ChristineC:
don't say that near an English mancunian oo. he may mistakenly forget a knife in your left ass

ARSE you mean

carzola:
The same thing happened to me.. please there should give us notification first... I was so embarrassed I was out with some of my friends last night I saw the post and I opened it to see what innoson motors are doing, I called the attention of all my friends one is even a bishop. . Only for me to scroll down nd see that porn picture. .
I was so embarrassed cause I didn't go out with vaselin.. and my friends wey angry too there whey like.. please don't show us this again unless ur with a vaselin. .

Werey leleyi o

lagoskind:
Sorry for posting this here but I didn't know where else to post such an issue...

I was just in a commercial bus viewing one of the topics on the homepage about Innoson Cars and before I knew it I scrolled on an extreme pornographic image on the thread, while someone was staring at my phone the whole time...

Are there really moderators on this website? This is so embarrassing!!!

My guy I kid you not it happened to me too! I was showing my senior colleague something and boom giant black prick with one pierced toto just cover my screen, just imagine the shame

Extremely intelligent article I was entertained

efighter:
Can you imagine? Nigeria has been illegally subsidising petroleum products for its ungrateful neighbours through the activities of saboteur smugglers.

Can you also imagine Nigeria's useless neighbours begging us to allow them continue smuggling contrabands to Nigeria. They must be mad.

Over these years, I have been surprised that the no nonsense Ahmeed Alli has allowed smuggling to flourish, now I understand, the guy has been doing his research and understudying the situation. Now, he has a full grasp of how things work and has taken action to secure our borders.

Long live Ahmeed Alli, long live Buhari, long live the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Hamed bros Hameed

Hmmmmmmm we are not well in this country

Leyqute:
Dude. If you lack home training, and want to be unfortunate, don’t bring it come my side.

If your mother dropped you on your head as a kid, and you become mentally retarded as a result, keep your snide comments to yourself.

If you don’t want to be a waste pipe for your parents and your future generations, I suggest you keep your dirty mouth shut.

I have no problem with you but don’t you dare insult me over Utd matters.

Waste pipe! Damn I never hear that insult since 1996

Pettyprincess:
They should have prevented by using condom,most ladies abort when the baby still foetus during early stage of pregnancy
Please note that moment a lady egg is fertilized by the sperm anything done to to terminate it is abortion!

Isn't using a condom also murder? Just saying

McEwen:
we back

kingtom

My God!!! That really you bruv?

Leyqute:
Yeah. That solo effort that got saved.

I think he’s the only person who can create something out of nothing in the squad at the moment. His two senior goals have been solo efforts so far.

Make dem no spoil him shine abeg. It’ll hurt to see him fall the way of Januzaj and co.

God forbid!!!! It is always joyful when our boys do well. I don't know why Rashes and linguistic have chosen to bring tears to my eyes

GOFRONT:
So Indians sef dey use keke napep??

Me think say na only for naija we dey use am?

My guy e full India pass even naija o

Very distinguished University academically, attitude wise tho they are something else. Smh

fidelmarshal199:

These guys should stop generalizing from a a perspective. Has he featured Yemi Alade, Simi. Cuppy. When it comes to featuring in Nigeria, I give it to Tiwa and Zlatan. On a neutral note, Must you Debatize every topics?

there was this song taking over you ft Yemi Alade

pcguru1:
WHat husband plays Video games all day and TV and ignoring his wife ?

Disaster bro disaster smh

Leyqute:
Toad

You no well.

But can you see now that Greenwood is not to be mocked?

I won't eat my words just yet but yes the boy is impressive. I started noticing that since his cameo at OT against Crystal Palace

Leyqute:
Mason Greenwood to the rescue. Again.

Kingtom you dey see so? When I bin follow you talk am that day you dey yarn dust. I suppose chuk stick for your mouth ni

Nice one over Rochdale. Let's keep up the good work. I was completely entertained I couldn't keep my eyes off the TV wow just wow

Naughtysite:
I can imagine. I have stopped traveling sef.

Before, people used to travel around Nigeria
for fun. No longer possible now.

At all bro

Bridget95:
We have never had it this bad in the southeast,not even under Abacha. Aba-Portharcourt road ,Aba-Umuahia,Onitsha-Enugu roads are nightmares and the present government is yet to fix them.This is really pathetic.

Calabar to Uyo road is another good way to meet your maker, damn that road is terrible

stephenqueen:
Messi has turned fraudnaldo to a motivational speaker, is my God not great?

This guy post this thing true true