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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: SEO Writers Needed For A Paid Gig by Kitme(f): 9:35am On Sep 20, 2023
Dominique123:
I’m looking for a new batch of article writers to join my team. You will be writing well researched SEO contents using the writer’s guide I send to you. Note that, you will be writing a sample article using the guide to be sure you are proficient. Every new writer writes on the same topic ‘Does Amazon Ship To Nigeria?’. The article won’t be posted anywhere so don’t expect me to pay for it.

My pay is N2.5 per word. If you are an article REWRITER, or you us SPINING tools to spine existing contents, please don’t contact me because I will find out and not pay for your content.

Drop your email address if you are interested and I will reach out

kkitnah@gmail.com
Programming / Re: Vacancy!!! 20 Freelancers Needed To Work On A Project by Kitme(f): 8:56pm On Nov 17, 2022
Haybee7:
I urgently need at least 20 freelancers to collaborate and work as a community on a 6 months projects. These are exactly the skills needed :

1.) Graphics designer
2.) Content writer
3.) Programmers
4.) Digital marketers
5.) Logos and animation
6.) English/Chinese translation
7.) Transcribers
8.) Website design

NB: All candidates will be interviewed digitally to select the possible best for the job, payment and other entitlements will be discussed on zoom.

Interested.
Career / Re: How Much Are You Earning Monthly from The Job You Are Doing Presently by Kitme(f): 8:56pm On Aug 17, 2022
pacesetting:
Unstable as a content writer, but between 200K and 500K.
Can we talk?
Literature / Re: Writer Needed by Kitme(f): 9:58am On Jul 13, 2022
kikyjasmine:
Hi all ,

I need writers on children's educational books. Very simple because there are lots of info online. You would basically just research, arrange and rewrite them to pass plagiarism.
Rate: 2N per word
Lots and lots of work for the right person
A good writer who knows how to research with fast turnarounds is preferred.
I'm interested.
Contact me 07065329765 and let us work on your project
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Copyright And Content Writer by Kitme(f): 9:50am On Jul 13, 2022
DjLaporcH:
Please I need a serious copyright and a content writer, ebook or even Article writing.. [color=#006600][/color]
Interested

Whatsapp 07065329765

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Business / Re: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by Kitme(f): 11:40am On Jun 29, 2022
Business / Re: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by Kitme(f): 11:22am On Jun 28, 2022
N2B2:


Please, bro, remove that video as soon as possible.

- What were you doing with your lips?
- Why did it take you so long to define copywriting?
- Who told you that copywriting is "selling products, marketing... with the power of words?"
- It was never a good idea to include "You know what I'm saying" and "I'm here for you guys."

Just remove the video; it flies in the face of the professionalism and expertise you're trying to portray.

Never try to wing it when you're shooting an important video. Prepare a good script first, and then practice, practice, practice! Finally, choose a good location to film. Ensure you set your phone down correctly so that the video doesn't shake.

Besides, I looked through your portfolio, and your copies are wordy, aggressive (the first one), erroneous, and unconvincing. A good copywriter must be convincing and persuasive and not sound like a snake oil salesperson.

Here is how you ended your overview:



See what I mean by aggressive? No one in their right mind will hire someone that writes like they'd be difficult to deal with.

Your overview says nothing about your experience, skill-set, or tools of the trade. Omissions like these are typical of newbies trying to get into the big leagues after only watching a few videos.

I hope my review has been of help. Good luck.



Where's the link to your profile?

Please can you help me review my profile too
Business / Re: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by Kitme(f): 11:19am On Jun 28, 2022
N2B2:


You're wasting your connects on that "Available Now" icon because you're yet to outline the service you provide.

The title of your overview is "Expert in business writing, content marketing and virtual assistance." What does that mean? Are you a business writer, content marketer, virtual assistant, all, none, or something else?

Let's look at your next line.



What makes a proposal, for example, an "excellent and compelling business document?" It doesn't sound like you worded that very well. An expert business writer won't make that mistake. Scrap or rework it.

Next line.



I'm short of words to describe this line. What does content writing entail? If you claim to be a "good" content writer, you should at least know to outline your skills in the niche. Delete this and go research (since you're good at it) what a content writer can do.

The final two lines.


Errors, errors, and more errors. You can't have those on your profile and call yourself a proofreader.



This is beautiful
Literature / Re: 'Lost But Satisfied' A Thriller By Akíntayo Akinjide by Kitme(f): 11:46am On Jun 16, 2022
Divepen1:
Oya na.

Hello, divepen!!

Longest time!
Literature/Writing Ads / Re: Hiring Writers: Long Term Writers Needed by Kitme(f): 11:14am On Jun 11, 2022
Ibenny:
I'm in need of a couple of writers for a long term job. Students are also welcome.

You will be required to write varieties (but related) topics. You will also need to review products.

Payment is N1-N1.5 per words . Aritcles range from 1000-2500. Payment is weekly. Payment is also likely to increase at the long run.

Work is also constant.

It will be an advantage if you have a grammarly account and have a little known of SEO. Though it's not mandatory (but I will expect you to get a grammarly account after the first week of working as it's takes a lot of stress editing a bad article.)

Note; you will be assigned a paid 150-200 writing task to check your capacity.

Also, please every work will always be checked for plagiarism. If it's your thing, please don't bother applying.

Edit:
Thanks to all those that applied.


I'm interested in working on this project with you.
I am a content writer with two years experience and I can write on a wide variety of topics.
I pay attention to details and i meet deadline on time. I also have grammarly
Please contact me on whatsapp 07065329765
Literature / Re: Before The Dawn. by Kitme(f): 6:42pm On Jun 04, 2022
I'm so sorry guys for the long break but I'm back now and I will make sure i keep this story updated.
Career / Re: Blog Writer And Short Movie Script Writer Wanted by Kitme(f): 11:32am On Apr 09, 2022
Megapower:
A Christian blog looking for a Christian blog content writer. Also looking for a short movie writer. This is ongoing project.
Blog Content will be topics around ETERNAL LIFE, so is short movie content. This is an evangelistic project.

Please contact here

Past work and experience will be required.

Your contact?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Urgent Need Of A Content Writer by Kitme(f): 10:07am On Mar 11, 2022
barnyolix:
I have a special content i want you to understand and rewrite, i want to have multiple write-ups about it, not less than 1000 words.

contact me on whatsapp, more details will be explained: +

please send your works first
Interested
Webmasters / Re: Blog Content Writer Needed by Kitme(f): 10:04am On Mar 11, 2022
Phantom042:
I need a blog content writer to manage a niche blog long term.

Niche Is cleaning and you'll be required to write articles and upload on WordPress.

If interested please send a pm or drop ur digits
Interested. 07065329765
Literature / Re: Are You A Creative Flash Fiction Writer? Click Here by Kitme(f): 11:00am On Jan 25, 2022
Hello.

I'm Kitme.

I would love to be your freelance flash fiction writer and help you out with some creative pieces.
Literature / Re: Before The Dawn. by Kitme(f): 3:37pm On Dec 28, 2021
How many minutes he had been in the bathroom, doing only-God-knows-what! She wouldn't know. She hated guys who took time in the bathroom, even as a lady she barely spend up to fifteen minutes. She sat down impatiently on the edge of the bed.

She was struck with this!

The door creaked open as the most georgous guy she had ever seen stepped out of the bathroom with a blue towel tied around his waist. No camera could have captured the look on her face. She had never appreciated the term 'six pack' before then, but it was going to take a while before she would forget the picture.

Desire slammed through her. Hot. Hard and intense. The anger she had had before slipped away in a blink of an eye.
Jide was obviously a ladies' guy, and he had always had problems with ladies. The slight browness of his eyes, the clean-shaven face, the pointed nose that looked as if it had been crafted by a sculptures, the athletic physique that brought out his glory, all these had made ladies hovered over him like flies. Some literally chased after him beyond the point of ridiculousness while some threw themselves at his feet, wishing he would wife them, but he had other options.

"If you keep staring like that, I might have to hide under the duvet throughout the night" He giggled.

"And if you keep looking sexy, I might have to close my eyes forever" She replied with a wink. "You took all the time in the bathroom... I hate it"

"Sorry! It wasn't intentional"

There was a peaceful silence in the room. Adetoun shifted her gaze from him and took in the peculiarities of the room. She loved the fact that the room was painted in pink. According to Vivian, Pink was the only colour for a bride, others were substandard. Crazy Vivian, she thought.

The thought of Vivian brought what her mummy had said to her remberance. "So, mum said Vive wasn't happy with our wedding and I shrugged it off. I know I shouldn't be bothered about it though, it's nothing right?"

Sadness and regret pounded through him. He wondered how she would react if she was aware of the truth.

"Why ruin a perfect night with gossip?" He stepped forward towards her and nudged her neck.

"Why do I get this feeling that you're bribing me, you don't want to talk about it?"
"Ditto! I'm not bribing you. I just don't want you to bother yourself with hearsays and it's our first night together...so?"

"I'm just..." Jide stopped her with a kiss. He had waited so long for his wedding night with Adetoun. He took the kiss up a notch by going deep, his tongue fully encamped in her mouth while her breath was getting heavier. The towel she wrapped around herself was knotted tightly beneath her armpit region. She couldn't bear the excitement that rocked her body while still sitting, she collapsed on the smoothly-laid bed that was devoid of wrinkles due to the tingly sensation she felt. Her sleeping position coupled with Jide's weight loosened her towel.

"Very nice" Jide muttered with a nod of approval as he stared at her naked body.

The actions that accompanied that phrase had her head spinning as bolts of pleasure attacked her from various angles. She did her part in ensuring a mutually blissful experience. Adetoun squirmed with unending pleasure that nearly blinded her.

When their breaths became normalised, she stared at the bedspread and how colourful it had become in the process of their love-making and she smiled. She had just been deflowered by her husband. It was a memorable night for her.
Literature / Re: Before The Dawn. by Kitme(f): 3:29pm On Dec 28, 2021
Gheeohh:
Nice
Thanks.
Literature / Re: Before The Dawn. by Kitme(f): 11:38am On Mar 20, 2021
The reception went well too, the couple danced and fed each other. Vivian was the appropriate person to give a brief speech about the couple but she tactfully avoided it. She just couldn't mount the podium and start narrating how wonderful their relationship had been right from the university days. She knew the Freudian slip would come to play and she never wanted anything to destroy Toun's special day.

As guests began to take their leave,Adetoun trotted to the car that was to convey them to the hotel they had secured. Jide would meet her anytime soon. She sat down quietly reminiscing how amazing the day had went when she saw her mummy through the windshield, approaching her. She opened the door and came outside the car. With sheer excitement, she ran into the willing hands of her mummy and hugged the life out of her.

Releasing her, "I'm proud of you, honey!" Her mummy said happily.

"Thanks...Where is Dad?"

"I don't know, probably still taking some pictures, you know he's fond of taking photographs" Her mummy giggled.

"Yeah, I know." She paused. "Mom...I'm just..."

"Nervous? Scared? Anxious? You should be, it's normal for every bride to be scared of the first night with her husband..." Her mummy let that sink. "Which is why I brought this to make it easy" She dipped her hand in her bag and brought out a bottle of olive oil and handed it over to Adetoun, who stared at it with slight distaste.

Surprise washed through her. "Olive oil?" She questioned.

"Yes oh, my daughter. It makes it easier and less painful to penetrate"

Adetoun stifled a laugh. "What is penetrating?" She wondered and dropped the oil in the car. "Thanks anyway!"

"You're welcome and just so you know, I have your best interests at heart and I'm always watching out for you"

"I know, Mum!"

"That reminds me, your bridesmaid was not too happy with you. Did you offend her? It was glaring enough, I mean why would she raise her hand in the middle of ...

Adetoun cut in. "Mom, you're too pessimistic! She said she wanted to release the tension in her shoulder joint and that's fine. It was a mere coincidence that can happen to anyone. You are aware of how playful Vivian can be or have you forgotten she was the only girl...

"That swims nakedly for hours. Typical fearless Vivian"

"Mum, you know her well, she loves being controversial. That's her style."

"But she shouldn't joke with something as important as your wedding"

Jide sauntered towards them and the mum-daughter talk was ended abruptly, while Adetoun entered the car with her husband while her mummy went back to the church auditorium in search of her husband. The car nosed its way towards the direction of the hotel that was reserved for them.

To be continued...
Literature / Re: Before The Dawn. by Kitme(f): 10:40am On Mar 19, 2021
All rights reserved. No part of this book should be used without the prior written permission of the copyright owner.

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EPISODE ONE.

"If there's anyone who's against the holy solemnization of these two, Adetoun Akerele and Olajide Akinyemi in the holy matrimony, he or she should say it now or forever remain quiet" The priest said firmly. There was no response.

"I repeat, if there's anyone..." His voice trailed off when he saw the bridesmaid's hands raised up across the congregation.

Confusion slashed through Adetoun's body as she stared at her best friend and wondered greatly what stunt she is about pulling. Vivian was known to be a troublemaker and she was never going to forgive her if she mistakenly ruin her biggest day right under her nose.

Jide turned back and looked at Vive pleadingly, his expression was clear enough, he had the look of a little boy caught stealing meat in the pot and was pleading for mercy. He wished he could turn back the hands of time, but he couldn't. He was a changed person now, but his past wouldn't stop hunting him. He doesn't need to wander far to remember his past, a gaze cast at Vivian was enough to flood his memory with his ugly past.

If only...,he thought.

"Yes! What are your reasons?" The priest managed to ask after recovering from the shock that overpowered and knock him off his feets. In his entire priestly service, he had never witnessed such. The question had often time turned out to be a mere formality and routine because no sane human would desire to ruin someone else's biggest day but here he was.

Vive was scared that very minute, her heart thumping greatly. She saw the pleading look on Jide's face and the confusion that etched on her friend's forehead. She was fully aware of how much power she held that very minute, she could whose to make or destroy the wedding. Holding the keys to such great occasion was too much for her to bear. Disrupting the wedding and marching on her friend's happiness was never her original motive, she just wanted her friend to know Jide wasn't what he claimed to be. He is evil and desperate.

Silence enveloped the church auditorium, save for the 'tick tick' sound of the wall clock that hanged graciously on the wall. Tension gripped the congregation, fear and sadness pounding through them. One would have thought the occasion was a burial ceremony but it wasn't.

"It was nothing" She muttered, barely audible.

"What do you mean?" The priest questioned, he was getting confused.

"I was trying to ease the tension in my shoulder joint" Vive said quickly, trying desperately to hold onto her composure.
She silently prayed for the priest to let it slide because she knew all would be over should he probe her further. She was a terrible liar, she knew.

Jide grinned at her out of relief, while Adetoun let out a deep breath. Many people who held their breaths expelled it willingly.

"Are you sure? You have the opportunity of stating your reasons now or it remains with you forever?" The priest asked, wanting to be sure.

"Yes!" The single word was clipped, curt.

Except the underlying anger which she did a terrible job hiding. Normalcy returned to the auditorium and the priest continued.
After the exchange of marital vows, he faced the congregation and declared, "By the power bestowed on me, I hereby present to you, Mr and Mrs Akinyemi, as the newest couple in town"

There was loud cheering in the air and thunderous claps washed through the auditorium, but despite all that, there was someone who stood rigid, with a sour expression on her face. It was Vivian. Jide knew that minute that trouble was looming in the air.

To be continued...
Literature / Before The Dawn. by Kitme(f): 5:58pm On Jul 31, 2020
It's always darkest before the dawn, right?
Sit back and let's take a ride!!!
Keep it locked...
Literature / Re: The Wait Is Over. (A Short Story) by Kitme(f): 4:20pm On Feb 27, 2019
Otolorin trolled into her huge designing shop after parking her car outside. She cast a glance at the wall clock hanged on the wall. It was quarter past ten. She smiled heartily, one of the things she loved about being self-employed was the fact that she could stroll in and out at will.

Being the only child of her parent, she had the final say on what pertains to her. She was rarely countered about how she wanted to live her life. Such freedom however didn't make her go wild but she treaded life with full caution.

At a very tender age, she would sneak out to the seamstress's shop beside their house and stay for hours. Styling others had been something she enjoyed from a very little period. She would cut her mummy's headtie and use hand needle to make a dress for her teddy. Not exactly a great artist, but she drew designers on paper and try to bring them to reality.

She knew a white collar job can never befit her but she went to University anyways because her parent pressurized her to go on the claim that their only daughter must be a graduate. She came out with a second class upper credit in Linguistics from a reputable university but had her heart set on fashion designing and she pursued it fully.

Within two years of intense learning, Otolorin surprised her boss and even herself with her creativity and her potentials. She had signed for three years but then she surpassed what she had bargained for. She literally became the boss whilst being an apprentice. All the unconscious learning process she had while little went a long way to signify the difference between her and other apprentices.

Her boss became dependent on her for fresh styles since customers started complaining of her stagnancy in designing virtually same thing every time. When Otolorin realized there was nothing more to learn and that she was being milked of her creativity, she hurriedly arranged for her graduation ceremony from her boss.

She wasn't satisfied still. She registered for another designing shop and learned for good six months. She specialised in creating wedding gowns and English wears. At the end of the six months, Otolorin left there to go and create her own brand. She named it, 'Lorinta Fashion Hub' and quickly created an account for it online where she showcased her latest designs and tag celebrities.

Barely eight months of her existence as an independent designer in the fashion world, she had recounted various successes. She had fifteen apprentices, and was awarded 'Most creative Designer' at the Lagos Fashion Week. She was being patronized by various celebrities from different countries because her river of creativity never dried up.
Literature / The Wait Is Over. (A Short Story) by Kitme(f): 7:15pm On Feb 26, 2019
Hi,it's a new story from me.
Do well to follow.

All rights reserved.©
Literature / Re: 'Lost But Satisfied' A Thriller By Akíntayo Akinjide by Kitme(f): 3:27am On Jan 04, 2019
Let me jejely start from the beginning.
Divepen1...I see you. Well done, Boss!!
Literature / Re: Christopher (A Short Story) by Kitme(f): 3:59am On Apr 16, 2017
Despite my busy schedules, can't resist LarrySun's stories...Nice one boss! What about Black Maria??
Literature / Re: Rant: Nairaland Writers Are Lazy? by Kitme(f): 10:18pm On Jan 30, 2017
OluwabuqqyYOLO:

Na you disappear na. I always called the number you gave me, it never went through. How are you, Kitty?
Still breathing, of course!
And I didn't disappear, just that I lost my phone a while back and all my contacts got wiped off.
Good to hear from you tho'
Are u on whasapp??
Literature / Re: Rant: Nairaland Writers Are Lazy? by Kitme(f): 10:01pm On Jan 30, 2017
Divepen1 yaff vex.. *mouth sealed*
BTW, where is vantee20??
Literature / Re: Rant: Nairaland Writers Are Lazy? by Kitme(f): 9:59pm On Jan 30, 2017
OluwabuqqyYOLO:
Lol, Divey, you've given him relevance. He can go to hell for all I care!
jeeeesus!!!!
Are you still on nl??
Where have u been?

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Education / Re: Nairaland Interschool Debate Fourth Edition Chatroom by Kitme(f): 10:49pm On Jan 19, 2016
Please, who are those representing AAUA??

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