₦airaland Forum

I was tired of driving around owerri looking for an apartment, the rain was not making it easier. As I walk round the building one more time under the rain, I told emeka my agent, "I'll take it".

Two weeks and I was fully packed in and exchanging pleasantries with my new neighbors. They were all excited because I was the first corper to have lived there and I work in government house. See everybody forming familiarity.

That was how I met chioma. She is busty, light skin and very friendly. We got a little close but after about a month she traveled to Ghana for business. Chioma is one of those independent chics that are in school and also runs a side business (clothing and girls accessories).. Two months gone and chioma is not back, mean while I have been bleeping one over sabi that won't let me rest since she heard I was serving in govt house. oh well, she kept my mind busy.

It was a sunday evening. I just got back from my folks in Enugu. It was about to rain, so I was indoors, drinking jack daniels and watching WWE. There was a knock, behold, CHIOMA
she was smiling like a little girl that just had her first kiss. I was excited but I acted cool. We Hugged and I could feel my bulge. TF
she went straight to my jack daniels, drank two half glass and starting talking about Ghana. She can talk sha. We are but high,she was getting boring and I was getting Hot. All I could think about is free those huge boobs from that push up bras. I made my move. Right hand on her leg. She stopped talking. I gently placed my left hand on her neck, pulled her closer and kissed her deep and she kissed back. I tore open her bra and she went straight for my belt. That was when I knew. THAT SHE A NYMPHO... I no be writer and this is a true story.

We are at war. Such is expected. Nigerians need to keep supporting and encouraging our troops. God bless Nigeria

Dude is High on some northern Mushroom

seaboyzen: Just #100 do this

Na Play station games be this?

Maybe. Go jump inside and come tell us

Leak that stuff mom use to turn veggie yam. Love it. Smuggle meat. Wash plate. Pound akpu. Hate it

Iamdagreatguy: Bleep Contana,,,it just made me lose now,,cos I bet thinking it was a wizard.

hahaha. Me too. I hope 2moas prediction is right cos I got a lot riding on it

Bookies dey mess with Una head. Everybody knows that Germany is going home with the Gold

victorels: I have not seen Google and witter source before. I know of chicken source and egg source.

HaHa

ddippset: this cortana abi na cortina is always going for the obvious choice. all her past 16 predictions were very obvious apart from the germany , brazil game.

lol. Obvious or Not, it has been most helpful in making me over 400k

bosun11: source??//////

Google and Twitter

I smell ios propaganda. Oh well, who cares.. Team BB

Does it work on BB and Iphone? If no, then it is still a learner tunu.

I had Similar problem on my waec cert (wrong age and misspell name). I went for a bank interview with my court papers and they rejected it. Its really heart breaking that an institution like waec will keep making silly mistakes that could ruin young Nigerians live. Na when this country won better self!?

Baba haba. Can't you just categorically state the AC capabilities and the kind of gen that can power the AC. An average Nigerian don't have time for celsius and numbers tunu. Biko how much is it!?

Cortana is predicting Brazil to Win and also a win for Germany at the Finals. I don place Bet. Pray I get paid again.

Deeman87: Text STOP SET to 35777

Thanks G

miracle4: what device do you use ATM?

nokia touch for my mtn. I sent *stop* to 33111 and they hv not disturbed me since today. I hope they have stop

My 13 year old brother has some of the dopest beats I have heard, but no body they celebrate dude because my folks are not famous.. Nice beat but he is not the youngest biko.

Mobi47: my prediction yesterdat....was...Germany win +over 2.5.....stake 1500 and won 9000.

Today my prediction is netherland win+over 2.5....staked 1500 and expecting 9500 naira.......odd 6.5......

Netherland is winning today and all those who feels cortana will be right today, will loss.... We will meet after the match By Gods grace.

Omo first half na draw. I wonder where the 2.5 goals go come from. I dey pray for you sha

goalburner: Not only u bro......buh tonite's match dey shaky shaky. Even if her prediction turns upside down, I'm still in gain due to her previous predictns. I dont knw how much i cn thank dis demonic cortana

Lol. I hope she continues her streak tonight and in the up coming football seasons. Man need wack this bookies for a min.

Thank you so much op. May the almighty God bless you tunu. But how can I stop the centenary sms 35777. They hv killed me with unwanted msg

I have made over 200k because of cortana. Thanks girl. Let's do it again today

Get 'em boys

Rap.. Soul... Reggae

This dude has been my facebook friends for years now. Always ranting. Good for him. #Nohating

I have a similar problem with my bold 5 and airtel. My hotspot actually connects but it can't open a web page on my ipad or pc.. If you have resolved yours pls kindly help me. Thanks

adesina abiodun: [color=#990000][/color] :PHaaaahaaaa SEUN nd his ppl will not kill somebody! Will I wait or sit to read this eppistle ? I bet you jonathan doesn't have this kind of I Q its either this is from Abati,Okupe,Okonjo,Allyson or patience jonathan



I rest my case

Patience Jonathan? Okay

Long text but I had to read it because it's from GEJ... He made some point but I think he should have ignored Obj. That man is a manipulating s.o.b. watch as he turns this against GEJ

gregg2: Hypocrite!
Is it not what your criminals and terrorist in APC do?

1) Ever wondered why the APC states of Borno and Yobe remain two hotspots of Boko Haram killings

2) We were crying everyday about corruption in the Oil Subsidy regime, but when govt opted for an end to the subsidy regime, your thieving masters brainwashed you guys to go on a jamboree at Ojota in the name of protest

3) people of the SouthWest complained of marginalization and the govt favored a South Westerner Mulikat for Speaker House of Reps, your Asiwaju progretheives Congress betrayed their own blood and opted for a northerner

4) Lots of imperfections were noticed in the Oil & gas industry, a Petroleum Industry Bill (PIB) was forwarded to the Assembly which your men are sitting on till date

5) For nearly two decades, the entire country has been calling for a National Conference, the govt backtracked and offered you one, your hypocrites criminals then turned round shouting "no no no no it is not National Dialogue we need but Free and Fair 2015 elections"

6) Boko Haram were killing and maiming innocent citizens. Govt extended invitation to them for dialogue for a long time and they refused. During that time, your criminals masters were sponsoring propaganda of how govt is weak. The grace period for dialogue expired and govt decided to wield the big stick by declaring a state of emergency. Your Buhari and Tinubu became so pained, making it obvious to Nigerians that APC was behind Boko Haram activities.

I can go on and on . . . . . . .

please kindly make your point?