₦airaland Forum

Orpe7:
The gbola must have been da bomb!

Na make God no allow person marry wife wey no be him own o

Bro e go be like say the pesin specially offended God I swear.

Marrying wrong woman is deadliest than Cancer.

SLAP44:
You slept too much

Not slept too much he slumbered too.

Women!!! Anyman who do not fear them is walking corpse.

My advise Mr man no need wasting your hard earned cash taken legal action about a dead situation.

The child is not yours as you claimed and the delilah of a woman had gone for good bro move on.

Davash222:
One can’t twerk in peace again.



But, these women up there looks scary. Is everything okay with them

As you can see everything is not okay with them.

chino11:
I drove into Port Harcourt yesterday from Anambra and moved straight to Moscow road where I was expected to meet some of my business partners. But I stopped to view this sign post by the Rivers State Internal Revenue Service.

Please is this in order? Reason the matter

Ok. Mr Mathew tax collector or Bartholomew tax collected when you are going to collect the tax remember to carry AK47, Pump Action and Armoured Tank so the wages of nonpayment is AK47 way.

Its like you people in that River need brain surgery.

kunleweb:
Tinubu must have added Amnesia to his list of medical conditions


Tinubu is in denial of a lot of things including his own words

I'm sure his mother still alive he would deny him. Alhaji Tinubu no need denying it you said it and be man enough to defend your words

blacknp:
Kanu that was conceived in that hut in Old imo state is not a Nigerian, but little Wayne of Cash Money (CMB) born in Louisiana is claiming Nigerian? Kanu, na real ganiyu mumu.

Bro na kanu take hin mouth talk say hin no b nja he b Jew from isreal so na wetin hin dey look for in nja nah?

He talk say nja na zoo abeg help me ask am wetin hin forget for zoo wey hin dey come take.

seunlayi:
not possible

Bro not only irs mot possible presidential dont exist in Nigeria he and his Ohanaeze pooh can try Isreal.

A child that point to his father house with left hand will suffer for it. Mr Kanu said he is not a Nigerian and Nigeria is zoo so what the hell does he want in Nigeria and zoo

Presidential pardon my foot.

akelicious:
A Facebook user identified as bosindelive, shares the story of a man who has had a bullet lodged in his head for months without medical success but later vomited it.

HE WROTE:



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=3028771217135438&id=510061089006476

Now I know all OP here are apc members or they are somehow related to Lair Moha+mad.

OP thank you fir sharing the news.

Next topic pls........

pickatyou:
https://thenationonlineng.net/ill-not-tolerate-any-more-protests-in-imo-uzodinma/amp/

Another death penalty rant is loading because under apc protest is treason and felony offense and death sentence is their option.

Deeh Hope declare your own death sentnce its your party logo afterall.

LosC:
Some policemen on Thursday were reportedly disgraced after they tried to seize a power bike belonging to a Lagosian while on his way to work.

According to the facebook user who also happened to be the man in question; Nmutaka Chikwendu stated that he was accosted by the officers of the Nigerian Police after they sighted him on his power bike while on motion , and before they could take any action, passers-by had already surrounded the officers, asking if the bike was a commercial motorcycle popularly referred to as 'Okada.'

The Policemen however, turned a deaf ear to the lamentations of the passersby and blatantly refused to release the power bike to the owner but things turned around when one of the passersby put a call through to the Police Command and it was finally released.

The Facebook user Nmutaka Chikwendu had to narrate his ordeal:



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10159449903443345&id=579118344

I know the useless undertaker uniform bitchs will overdo the issue. They have no sense.

That is why people dont pity them when bad boys hit them hard and harsh.

Nbote:
For a country dat its rejection rate at d US embassy is over 80% .. We are mad in dis country

Bro every hands that voted buhari to power that hand no go do beta thing in this life.

That is it.

BlackBovi:
The Current situation of Nigeria is caused by Old and Current Political Leaders , Here is the selected List of Top 10 Nigerian Politicians With Good Record, Worthy For Presidential post:

This list below is written based on the following views:

Past political records
Comments by Nigerians and Non Nigerians.
Achievements during last political post
Impacts in the society today.

We accept modifications on the lists below , you can always use the comment section to add your own list and please state your reasons and why you think the person you are suggesting is worthy to make the list.


1. Peter Obi

Peter Gregory Obi is a Nigerian politician and businessman who was the vice presidential candidate in the 2019 Nigerian general election under the Peoples Democratic Party, and Former Governor of Anambra State.

2. Donald Duke

Donald Duke is a Nigerian politician. He was the Governor of Cross River State, Nigeria from 29 May 1999 to 29 May 2007 and the 2019 Nigeria Presidential candidate for Social Democratic Party, SDP.

3. Ikedi Ohakim

Ikedi Ohakim is a Nigerian businessman who became governor of Imo State in the South Eastern region in May 2007, standing for the Progressive Peoples Alliance. He later switched to the People's Democratic Party.

4. Babatunde Fashola

Babatunde Raji Fashola, SAN is a Nigerian lawyer and politician who is currently the Federal Minister of Works and Housing. He served two terms as Governor of Lagos State from May 29, 2007 to May 29, 2015.

5. Akinwunmi Ambode

Akinwunmi Ambode was the former Governor of Lagos State. He was a civil servant for 27 years and a financial consultant before running for public office as Governor of Lagos State in 2015.

6. Yemi Osinbajo

Oluyemi Oluleke "Yemi" Osinbajo is a Nigerian politician and a lawyer, who is the current Vice President of Nigeria, in office since 29 May 2015.

7. Jimi Agbaje

Olujimi Kolawole Agbaje, is a Nigerian Pharmacist, and Politician. He was the 2015 PDP's Lagos State Governorship candidate, but he lost out to the eventually winner Akinwunmi Ambode. He was the 2019 Lagos State gubernatorial election candidate for PDP in the 2019 general elections.

8. Ben Murray-Bruce

Benedict Murray-Bruce, OON is a Nigerian business magnate and politician. He is the founder of Silverbird Group. A member of the People's Democratic Party, he was elected to the Senate of Nigeria in March 2015 where he currently represents the Bayelsa East constituency, in Bayelsa State, Nigeria.

9. Femi Fani-Kayode

David Oluwafemi Adewunmi Abdulateef Fani-Kayode is a Nigerian politician, essayist, poet and lawyer. He was a member of the ruling Peoples Democratic Party. He was with the opposition's All Progressive Congress until June 2014 when he returned to the ruling Peoples Democratic Party.

10. Aminu Waziri Tambuwal

Aminu Waziri Tambuwal is a Nigerian politician who serves as the Governor of Sokoto State in Nigeria, having won election during the 2015 general elections and being re-elected in the 2019 general elections.

Source : https://top-10.me/nigerian-politicians/

Pls remove Donald Duke, never again in this generation. So you want us to go and queue up again and vote Donald and idiots like Amaechi, Timipere, Peterside or waterside etc will use their millions to remove him and put another demon jihaddist in power and waste our efforts and another animal like Asari and those bloody fools called Millitant we head SW to be bombing them blaming them for what they should have blame Amaechi and his bastards gang for bah??

Never again this same people that jumped to the street to celebrate David PSG as new governor from that same party that humiliated their kinsmen(Gej). Never again!!!

So Duke should just forget it enough of standing emwith people who can't defend their own but prefer mallam jihaddist.

Anybody from SW or SE fine by me. That is my take. Take it or burst it I give no pooh.

Skyfornia:
Radicals love Trump

Love his policy too especially against those blood sucking demons that has no value for human life.

Trump reverse the ban on Nigerians and place the ban on all Nigeria govt officials and politican from Buhari to the street councillors and their family especially apc officials.

Jgoldie:
Lagos should be ready

Southwest leaders should wake up

Something,somewhere is about to happen

If you have read purple hibiscus by chimanmanda you should be able to predict how this government works

You are right I mean damn right. God bless sis.

nairalandankrah:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2020/02/army-cant-prevent-nnamdi-kanu-members-from-attending-parents-burial-ipob/amp/

Sorry Army are not stopping you to bury kanu parent but that your kanu must not step this land can't you people understand

You can send his parent corpse to him so he can burry them in Isreal or in Jew land in Tel Aviv its welcome and no problem about that.

But for kanu to come to Nigeria, ipob should forget it. Im not buhari supporter and I will never be till this world end but this guy called kanu i just dont like him a bit.

Noerection:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/features-and-interviews/375805-despite-thriving-businesses-aba-remains-a-pigsty.html?fbclid=IwAR2dZhoDicxl0KwlwTivQS29zcbl4egYseCSIb1SUxiomqYlthrswPo11Pw

Nnwane they will come for you oo biko be ready and kindly go and wear thick skin to stand their hypocrisy missiles because to them only SW or Lagos is dirty.

Simplyleo:
I never knew Justice Okon Abang is a fulani muslim and buhari azzlicker until today.

If not, how could he have given this muslim order?

We are going to meet at ICJ very soon.

I have be saying for long that some bastards in the South are the real fulani a s s lickers but hide their pooh faces but soon by their actions they will be reveal.

I kept saying it that those known bastards are few compare to those hidding playing proxy fulani a s s licking before y 2023 more will be expose.

[[s]b]Re: Herdsmen Kill Three Policemen In Delta by : 8:36am
It is so obvious that there are some politicians behind this evil herdsmen and all manners of killings going on in this nation as we all know prior now...

Damn it! Some bastards are out FULL FORCE to start war that will consume them and all their families in this country!

They will all die painfully and shamelessly and we will all be here to read about their demise.

If you are out supporting this evil politicians that ruined our nation also...... becareful so that the evil y'all support will not start at your doorsteps.


Again,

May all the evil and corrupt politicians that brought and keep sponsoring these evil herdsmen and satanic Boko Haram and KIDNAPPERS in our nation just to cause unrest and war for it's
citizens never end well in life.
Along with everyone that supports them.
Evil and miserable end await them all.
They will never know peace all the remaining miserable years they have to live.

May they suffer so much pains as long as they live on earth before dying in shame.
No be curse,
Na FACT.[/b][/s]

Your thought not needed and keep your damn stinky prayer to yourself.

You will go down with them

ogbuefi677:
Buhari's boys on routine evangelism

I said ir yesterday this is not a time fir dialogue or peace or we are one bulls**t we and foreigners fula and their insider fula collaborators are not one.

Let the SS and SE start their own Amotekun version waiting too long is not the best.

Time for fire to fire no mercy for any bastard fula herds find with weapon. No mercy he must be lynch to death to serve as lesson.

TMSMedia:
https://www.sunnewsonline.com/north-launches-own-security-outfit-shege-ka-fasa/

If the news is true thèn its a good development. Now no damn almanjiri headache as per Amotekun.

When would ths SE and SS launch theirs now its the time not coming too late later when the road is block and we started shouting marginalization. Now is time or never.

adecz:




Politics of bitterness .




Imo, Benue, Zamfara & now, Edo.

Oshiomole is always a destabilizing
influence, who is prepared to scatter
everything, if he doesn't have his way.

Since his oyibo wife leave am, the
man has been mad at everybody.

@the bolded

You mean his wife don leave am for real? Pls joke apart I was never aware of this.

ikorodureporta:
https://www.instagram.com/p/B8KMKQnpK_W/?igshid=1g1br3uumrf3h

Mr man shut da f u c k you are a sell out nonentity. So either what you are saying is right or wrong just shut up.

After collecting N100 million and betrayed your activist colleagues? Oga shut up and f e c k off.

Okada matter for Lagos no concern you.

MizzPhoney:
What the Hell do they mean by 'sighted'?

Pls bin these people with their nonsense talks. Same sambisa millitary could not overrun someone still manage to go their and sighted chibok girl, bro does that make sense

Just ignore their silly talks.

SUCKCESSFUL:
They just want to see how he looks inside prison .
Buhari should pls help him out before he dies with Rage like a Poisoned Rat in a Hole....

Buhari should help him out bah? if not this is internet I would have give you a very silly slap at the back of your head to shut that your mouth.

torgod:
Former Deputy Whip of the House of Representatives, Rep. Pally Iriase on Tuesday asked Governor Godwin Obaseki of Edo state to account for the N250billion his administration collected as revenue in the last four years.

Iriase, who revealed this in a chat with journalists in Abuja, accused the Obaseki government of perpetrating a reign of jackboot politics instead of concentrating on delivering dividends of democracy to Edo people. 

The APC chieftain added that the N250 billion that had accrued to the state is based on figures obtained from the National Bureau of Statistics (NBS), Revenue Mobilization Allocation and Fiscal Commission (RMAFC) and the Federal Ministry of Finance.

According to him, the figures shows that the Edo state government had received over N251billion in three years to November 2019, excluding deductions. This amount, he added does not include receipts  on account of Paris Club refunds, the several bail-out funds and other receipts like grants, loans and counterpart funds. 

Similarly, he explained that the figures do not also include funds of the 18 local governments usually annexed by the Edo state government. “Edo state has never had it so good in revenue receipts. In fact, since January 2018 to date, monthly revenues have been a low of over N7billion and a high of over N8billion each month.

“All we have on ground to show as the performance of the government are roads without drains and repainted primary schools.

“Against the backdrop of high earnings, secondary schools in the state lack teachers, health care services are in limbo, without infrastructure and inadequate manpower.

“In short the developmental masterplan of which Gov. Obaseki was a key contributor in desiging has been abandoned. We the Edo people are now suffering from arrested development,” the former secretary to the Edo state government asserted.

He maintained that instead of the governor to deliberately halt the ongoing plunder, he has resorted to jackboot methods to repress Edo state citizens from voicing out their frustrations and unhappiness with the goings on in the state.

“This is why it is only from Obaseki and his hirelings that we hear of the contrived crisis in Edo state.

“The problem a lot of us have with Gov. Obaseki is that of lackluster performance. The contrived crisis with Comrade Adams Oshiomhole is a ploy to divert attention from the government’s non-performance,” Iriase stated.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2020/02/04/explain-how-you-spent-n251bn-iriase-asks-obaseki/amp/

I know Oshio chimpz and his crooks will ends up framing audio billion mismanaged or stolen by Obaseki so their farm tool called efcc will started using panadol for nothing but a hoax character destruction.

When ghey tried to pull you down and they cant the next thing is to create bogus amount so the jobless efcc will flex. So its today this hippo looking bollock remember N250 billion missing bah?

raumdeuter:
Sai Baba is busy admiring the pictures
Check back in 2 hours time, Buhari will be using that paper to fan himself while picking his teeth after eating Kilishi

Hahahahaha bro I no fit laugh abeg.

softwerk:
Trabzonspor have condemned alleged racist abuse directed towards former Chelsea midfielder John Obi Mikel after their game against Fenerbahce.

The 32-year-old Nigeria international was targeted on social media following the Super Lig side's 2-1 win at the Senol Gunes Stadium.

The Turkish club said in a statement: "Racism is a refuge for helpless and ignorant people. Our football player, Obi Mikel, condemns the racist attacks after the Fenerbahce match.

"We present to the public that we have filed a criminal complaint against the attackers."

Mikel's team-mate Joao Pereira also said on Twitter: "It is sad and unacceptable that in 2020 we're still facing acts of racism and disrespect like this. Football is much bigger than the little people behind these unfortunate acts."

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.skysports.com/amp/football/news/11095/11925971/john-obi-mikel-former-chelsea-midfielder-allegedly-racially-abused-after-trabzonspor-win

Black man etes don see ooo imagine Turkish too dey do racism turkusg of all people.

ColonelEmeka:
Nationals from 42 countries including Israel and China must register their arrival with UK Police, if they are staying longer than 6 months. Nigeria is not on the list.

This shows we are in the very good books of the United Kingdom.

See the list na dem dem the axis of evil.

Anywhere they are *peace dissappear*. Anywhere they enter *blood must flow*, anywhere they enter they *torn to pieces*. Later they will say their prophet told them told him their religion is the best but can not produce audio, graphic, video, location where God stood and told him his religion is the best or to even show us the picture how God look like.

Abraham must be regretting to father Ishmael wallahi. Bitchs.

Let that bastard called Ishaq Akintola that look like gorilla to go and prorest the list and called it Amotekun is a christain name.

Commentor:
I used to beat my chest no Nigerian does suicide bombing but what happened after?

Bro you cant beat your chest in any nation with the type of Muslims we have in the North.

You cant beat your chest in a nation where misguided Ishaq Akintola is a citizen.

Seun2019:
https://punchng.com/kaduna-bombing-suspect-told-us-his-name-was-mohammed-not-samuel-can/

CAN should not nother theirselves i will say it till eternity christain dont do suicide bombing this guy was being told to lied as per his identity to cause distraction and blame game ground shifting to cover their blood thirst.

One goat came here and was given me dates in 2011 where christain did suicide bombing in Nigeria I just laughed the fool because i knew the game then was to tarmished Gej reputation.

I repeat no christain do suicide bombing any christain in suicide bombing must be one of those once upon a time I was a christain idiots but converted to blood sucking religion that take pleasure in killings.

I have asking these blood sucking muslims to provide me audio, video, picture and location where God stood or was and told their prophet their religion is the right religion. Pls

GamalNasser:
Nonsense!!!! When will you order the confiscation of Fulani herdmen weapons ? When Mr IG

Pls ignore this man. Pls who are the people using siren or revolving? Is it used by poor massess or who?

Jobless talk.

Pls next topic................

Fulani killers are there he did not order their weapon to be seize.

Nonsense.

iwaeda:
Human rights lawyer, Mr Femi Falana, SAN, said on Monday that he knew a former governor in one of the South-West states who had a killer squad that helped him to eliminate his political opponents.

Falana, who spoke at the University of Ibadan, said the former governor’s killer squad was headed by a police officer, who was the Chief Security Officer to the then-governor.

He said one of those killed by the killer squad was “a World Bank expert,” but he did not name the former governor in question.

Falana said one of the arguments against the creation of state police was that governors would use them to hunt their political opponents.

He, however, maintained that state police remained the solution to Nigeria’s insecurity problem.

He suggested how state police should be structured to insulate them against abuse by state governors.

A statement on Monday said Falana delivered the maiden Memorial Public Lecture in honour of late Prof. Olumuyiwa Awe at the Trechard Hall, UI.

He said, “Many citizens are opposed to the creation of state police for the fear that it may be used to haunt political opponents of some state governors. I know a state governor in the South-West who once had a killer squad headed by his Chief Security Officer, a police officer.

“One of the unarmed citizens mowed down by the illegal squad was a World Bank expert. All efforts to prosecute the suspects, who were indicted in several killings of unarmed citizens by the squad, have been frustrated by the state government. The story is the same in a few other states in the country. To that extent the fear of the possible manipulation of state police is genuine.

“To avoid a situation whereby abuse of police powers is decentralised any security service established by state governments should be democratically controlled. The service will be founded by the state governments and superintended by an independent state police council of five members. The members of the council should be accredited representatives of the state government, labour, women, youths and the business community.

“The service will police the state and see to the enforcement of all the laws enacted by the House of Assembly. The success of the civilian Joint Task Force in the counter-insurgency operations in Borno State has proved that the best way to police a country is to recruit, train and equip young men and women to operate in their own communities.

“The colonial practice of posting police personnel to operate outside their states of regions was meant to suppress and intimidate colonial subjects by strangers. It is a practice which has become counter-productive in a post-colonial state. Every police officer should operate in their community, speak the local language and mix freely with the people.”

https://punchng.com/i-know-an-ex-gov-who-had-a-killer-squad-falana/amp/

No state police. No state police. No state police.

Amotekun is ok

Waiting for SE version

Waiting for SS version.

State police cant work Hell Rufail come to mind.

Bello of Kogi come to mind

Gandudollar come to mind(sanusi will be dead)

So BIG NO to state police.