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Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Shows Off In A Two-Piece Swimsuit (Pictures) by klebson(m): 9:48am On Nov 17, 2022
If she give u, u go collect?

nickyj19:
to knack her dey hungry me undecided
Sports / Re: Chelsea Vs Man Utd - 2 : 2 (Full Time) by klebson(m): 12:36pm On Oct 20, 2018
Blue is the Colour,
Chelsea is our name and
Football is the game!!!

Go Chelseaaaaa!!
Religion / Re: Glory Dome: Dunamis 100,000 Seater Church Auditorium Gallops Towards Completion by klebson(m): 11:53am On Aug 08, 2018
The Lord is Obviously at work at Dunamis... I'm proud to belong to this wonderful family

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Politics / Re: How Is The Electricity Situation In Your Area? by klebson(m): 11:48am On Jun 28, 2018
alienvirus:
Electricity in my area in Lagos has been very good. We hardly have power outage since 2 months ago. I always turn off my refrigerator. I haven't refill my gas cylinder since 2 months ago. My generator has been on unprecedented holiday.

Kudos to whoever that's making it happen. I hope it continues forever.

Yes. I know we are in rainy season. I am sure this is not the first rainy season in Nigeria.

Nairalanders what's the situation in your area?


Airport Road, Abuja, it's been so fabulous!! Hat off to whoever is incharge

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Sports / Re: Germany Vs Sweden: World Cup (2 - 1) - Final by klebson(m): 9:18pm On Jun 23, 2018
stephleena:
hahahaha, they should watch out for that crying Swedish, lady that was crying even bfre German scored the second goal.


Lol...... I dey tells u...

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Celebrities / Re: D'banj Poses With Albert Einstein Statue by klebson(m): 12:05pm On Jun 22, 2018
UrbanExotica:
who is Albert Einstein?

A Farmer
Sports / Re: Chelsea Fans On Whatsapp: With This Type Of Performance We Are Out by klebson(m): 2:38pm On May 16, 2018
Pls add me up 07036931433
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Transfer Day Deadline!! Who Will You Want Your Club To Sign? by klebson(m): 5:40pm On Jan 30, 2018
johnstar:
Of what use is this thread? Because if i list players wey i wnt make chelsea sign. Una go foward am give der useless board?


Ok

Chelsea sign
Messi

Neymar


Vidal


Sandro

Aguero. undecided





Chelsea mata juz tire me sha

I dey tell u bros undecided undecided
Sports / Re: Morata Trends On Twitter by klebson(m): 2:59pm On Jan 04, 2018
Judolisco:
D guy 2 fk up yesterday

I dey tell u...
Culture / Re: I Want To Learn Igala Language, Get In Here. by klebson(m): 8:24pm On Nov 27, 2017
IgalaSchool:


Nago Omayemi.

Agba oo! Ojo ki buwa ne
Culture / Re: I Want To Learn Igala Language, Get In Here. by klebson(m): 11:40am On Nov 26, 2017
Proudly Igala

#OmaIgalaJali

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Literature / Re: Onyeka Nwelue: "A Lady Asked For Sex Before She Could Give Me Loan" by klebson(m): 6:59pm On Oct 16, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Onyeka Nwelue : "A Powerful Lady Asked Me For Sex Before She Could Give Me Loan and I refused"

Me :


Lol..... Badt guy grin grin grin

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Career / Re: Brila FM Sacks Murphy Ijemba (radio Paparazi), Sean Amadi Others by klebson(m): 9:56am On Sep 06, 2017
rheether:
Lol, I saw it coming grin grin you can't outshine your master and expect to stay. That was how he sacked Ferdinand Chukwuemeka Duruoha (Brilla abuja). Dr Kobo and Aeron the baron should be next.


Aaron the baron too is gone... long time sef!! The boss can sack sha...

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Cameroon: Who Is Your Man Of The Match? by klebson(m): 10:40pm On Sep 01, 2017
Officialzeusbet:


There is something about that Emmanuel guy..

But make sense.. Dope.

But who could ever thought Nigeria go just flog Cameroon 4 zero..

That was a good one

Emmanuel Udom is the Governor of Akwa Ibom...

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Celebrities / Re: Yvonne Orji Celebrates 33rd Birthday As A Virgin by klebson(m): 8:48am On Aug 24, 2017
Kamelot77:
virgin @33 she wan make her husband use digger enter ni

Lol..Badt guy.... grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: EPL: Chelsea Vs Burnley Preview....Drop Your Views And Predictions…!!! by klebson(m): 1:57pm On Aug 12, 2017
Chelsea winning by 3 - 0


#ProudlyChelsea
#KTBFFH
Celebrities / Re: 5 Nigerian Celebrities Who Have Beards Like Arabians (pictures) by klebson(m): 3:33pm On Aug 04, 2017
Larrey:
So hushpuppi is now a celebrity

I tire for the op.....
Politics / SPOTLIGHT:10 Things To Know About F.shaw, Rapper/ex-handler Of EFCC Twitter Acct by klebson(m): 9:58am On Jul 25, 2017
Olufemi Olukayode Adeyemi, better known as F.Shaw, has been around for years — but his shot to stardom was arguably on Monday, July 24, when the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) unveiled him as the individual behind its Twitter account.

Ordinarily, it shouldn’t be a big deal but the track record of witty tweets emanating from the account had over time inspired curiosity among Nigerians on the identity of the handler.

Unbeknownst to many, his ability to play with words without offending anyone is a function of his pedigree as a lyricist.

Here are ten things to know about the 2006 computer science graduate of Covenant University:

1. As a child, F.Shaw nursed ambitions of becoming a petrochemical engineer or joining the army but he soon developed an interest in music and break-dancing which became his new priority.

2. His interest in hip-hop piqued in 2004 when he started penning lyrics and fine tuning his craft. One of his earliest recordings was ‘Bounce,’ which featured K-Switch & TIB. ‘Bounce’ was produced by Dr. Frabz. They were all students of Kings College at the time.

3. In 2005, F.Shaw collaborated with rapper-producer Spellz to record a song titled ‘Get Low’.

4. That same year, screenwriter Oliver Aleogena schooled F.Shaw about the music industry and helped him to become a better lyricist.

5. Cobahms Asuquo produced one of F.Shaw’s singles entitled ‘Let It Go’. The song was released late 2007.

6. F.Shaw released a five-track EP in 2008 titled ‘Avant-Garde’. It contained ‘Let It Go’ and the Tee Y Mix-produced ‘Moonlight Serenade’, among others.

7. F.Shaw in 2008 competed in the MTV Base reality show Advance Warning alongside 25 other upcoming Nigerian artistes.

8. F.Shaw shared the same stage with Omawumi, D’banj and the Mo’Hits crew at the ‘West Africa Tour’ in South Africa in 2008.

9. He left the music scene after he was “brutally stabbed” multiple times by armed robbers. After recovering from the incident, he went to the UK to pursue his masters degree.


10. F.Shaw is working on his debut album which will be put out under his own imprint ‘Royal Status’.
Education / Re: 10000 For 10 Students Check Your Names by klebson(m): 8:10am On Jul 12, 2017
wordbank:
Hungerbad
Hayam a student studiying matimatis
Pliss bros, I wan to use d 100k for sorting my lehshurer in dezz semenstar then d balance to play 9jabet
God breast you very mush
grin grin grin Badt guy
Career / Re: What Did You Do With Your Last Salary? by klebson(m): 11:14am On Jul 05, 2017
Wetin consign u?? Na u and me work for am See question oo shocked shocked shocked shocked angry
Romance / Re: Man Appreciates His Wife After Sex (Photo) by klebson(m): 6:20pm On Jul 04, 2017
praxisnetworks:

Ooshey drop address..test run loading

Bia so u wan experience "ITALIAN DOGGY FROGGY"? grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: What Are The Craziest Things You've Ever Done For Love? by klebson(m): 11:17pm On Jun 27, 2017
ikeepitreal:
I've not done shiit for love and that's because I've never felt it yet.
but i've surely done the most incredible things for lust.
My neighbor's mom has the fattest ass in the world and she has a crush on me,still single tho.
i would kill for that ass and i had a chance to do so. she once asked me to come chill with her one hot afternoon when her lil daughter was at school. My body,soul and penìs accepted the offer.
i was almost at her apartment when i was accosted by two ne'er do wells who were about to launch into a pointless discussion spiced with arguments.
Mehn, those guys almost killed me because i advised them not to waste my time.
Well, i still got to smash ass that day sha..



This your dp eh........ na die ooo
Family / Re: Nairalanders Help! My Dad Talks Too Much. by klebson(m): 11:48pm On Jun 10, 2017
Hey dude, appreciate and love the old pop while he's alive, bc someday u would wish u could turn back the hands of time..
Some of us wish we could bring back our dads from the land of the dead..!
Like a brother said, some gat shoes but gat no legs, some gat legs but gat no shoes, while some gat both and still complaining...

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Blast Lai Mohammed For Saying Buhari has fulfilled campaign Promises by klebson(m): 6:14pm On May 30, 2017
Lai Mohammed has a distinguished career in lying. I advice satan to watch his back. He could be overthrown by Lai as the king of all liars!

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Romance / Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by klebson(m): 6:26pm On May 09, 2017
FTBOY:
your own prick dey strike?

This is epic grin grin grin cheesy
Sports / Re: Fans Blast Victor Moses For “diving” To Win Penalty Against Spurs by klebson(m): 11:19am On Apr 23, 2017
alexistaiwo:
ON behalf of all Chelsea fans worldwide.
I say we don't care.
Barcelona denied us more than three penalties in 2009.
Herrera handball led to a goal last week at Old Trafford.
Manchester United once gave us two red cards (Torres and ivanovic) to draw from 3-0 down
Luis Garcia ghost goal UEFA champions League semi-final 2005.
Even our Oga Real Madrid needed two offside goals and fake red card to eliminate Bayern Munich.
And more that lack of time wont permit me to write.
So once again we don't care.
Goal na Goal
I am in my house comman beat me grin

God bless you bro... WE DON'T CARE
Sports / Re: Igbo Arsenal Fan Upset With Arsenal After Efe Bbnaija Win(pics,videos) by klebson(m): 10:40am On Apr 11, 2017
BreezyCB:
Wenger must go

He's going nowhere! Wenger till 2045
Politics / Femi Fani-kayode's Take On President Buhari's Arrival by klebson(m): 7:59pm On Mar 10, 2017
What Fani-Kayode said on President Buhari's arrival

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Sports / Re: Barca Vs PSG ; Was The Match Fixed? by klebson(m): 3:25pm On Mar 09, 2017
Uyi168:
when barca lost 4nil at psg,how come no one shouted fixed match?

I tire ooo

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs PSG UCL (6 - 1) On 8th March 2017 by klebson(m): 9:43pm On Mar 08, 2017
Could this be one of the greatest comebacks in football We watching!

Wishing Barca Luck
Politics / Re: Ferdinand Dozie Nwankwo Bags Chieftaincy Title From Two Ancestral Communities by klebson(m): 12:49pm On Feb 01, 2017
valdes00:
If ur name is Evelyn Obioma 22 Yrs and U did pregnancy test at Ikeja, I just bought Roasted Yam with ur result.

It's Positive
cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin

Badt guy.... grin grin

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