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Koleman:
walahi.... and even the moses sef suppose get Solomon as adviser

brother na true talk oh....lol

I'm fresh out of a 5 year courtship.
sadly I wasted 5 solid years of my youth trying to make it work. Apparently, we aren't meant to be. So I'm here searching because I'm not the outgoing type and meeting 'him' might be hard.
My name is D***, I'm youruba and I'm 29. I'm pretty and chubby, I'm a good cook, a very romantic and caring person, I'm an entrepreneur.

I'm looking for a selfless man. someone that knows that a woman is to be appreciated. I don't want any man that hasn't gotten his acts together financially again as I don't want to build my castle in the air. I learnt too much from my last relationship.

so if you are looking for something in the long term, send me a pm or drop your contact in the comments.
No time wasters please.
I'm celibate as well so if you are looking for something else, don't bother.

ok write me thru my pm, and i will follow up frm there...

am in for online business any one with idea on clickbank [quote author=importexpert post=53120168]1. You are not focused on one single online business:

The internet is home to many profitable money-making opportunities. Sometimes, the prospects can be huge and very attractive. But you will continue to have problems if you try to do all of them. With an internet enabled device and a data plan, you may be tempted to engage in them all because of the mouthwatering income you can make. It's called the "shining syndrome". You achieve less when your focus is scattered. Stick to one opportunity and become good at it.

2. You don't seek for information:

Information is power. When you are armed with the right knowledge, you will save yourself time and energy you could have expended on trying to discover how something works. It takes information to succeed in online business. to really succeed you need a person that is already succeeding to replicate his success. information is everywhere but that is not the type of information you need to succeed. what you need is usually a unique strategy or secret that only a limited number of people know and use.

3. You picked an area you have no passion about:

The simple fact is while you may be able to do a lot of things, there are only a few things that you can do very well. In the online world, there are myriad of opportunities. You need to seek for what you are passionate about. If you feel passion for it, you will have fun in doing it. In that way, you gain two advantages: reduced pressure to make money fast and better output. So, scan for your area of interest and dwell on it.

4. You are giving inadequate value:

You may trick customers/traffic to your blog or to patronize you, but what will keep them coming back is the level of value you deliver. If your value is low, they will switch to the closest substitute. There is no loyalty to a product of cheap value anywhere in the world. You have to therefore ensure that your content is of the highest possible standard. When you do this, your customers/audience will be the ones promoting your product for you. A typical example of high quality standard is the “Affiliate Jagaban Guide”.

5. You are not building an audience:

Your audiences are the reason why your business is existent. It is therefore important that you build a relationship with them. Get to know them if possible. Give them good value and be responsive to their inquiries. Once in a while, interact with them through your platform and build rapport with them. What will determine the longevity of your online business is if you cultivate your audience or you are just comfortable with random visits/buyers.

6. You are in haste:

Sometimes, the success of others might make you wonder if you are doing the right thing or if you are on track. Don't fret about it. While they share their stories online of the income they have made, they will not equally tell you how long it took them to grow their business. Your major focus should not be the success of others but if your business is growing at the pace you desire. Someone once said, "You cannot get a baby in one month by making nine women pregnant".

7. You rarely plan or strategize:

You will be amazed how many people do things just for the fun of it. What you take so lightly is what someone somewhere is using to earn an income. When you know which area of online business you want to focus on, you need to make plans on how you want it to grow. Strategy is how you intend to achieve your plan. Planning will keep you focused and help you overlook distractions.

8 You Are Waiting For The Dream Online Tutor To Spoon Feed You

Real Online tutors will only give you a definite guideline of what they do. usually it requires an effort from your end to replicate their success. if you are the lazy type that gives up easily then you will miss out of what ever gold mine they hand over to you. if you happen to be a slow learner, it is just telling you that you require a little more effort. the greatest proof that you can earn a lot of money online is that somebody is already earning and you know exactly what he is doing. if you think you can, you can. if you think you cant, you cant.

If you have been doing any of the above, 2017 presents you with an opportunity to right your wrong. A lot of Nigerians are keying in to the online business and are already making income. Make sure you are one of them.[/quot)

TonyeBarcanista:
Idiot Apostate!

Just like Pa Oyedepo, Mr Suleiman is now ashamed of his own words, trying to twist it. Nonsense.

@Those cowards fanning the embers of war, I dare you all to go after any Nigerian in the name of obeying your god of men and see the response from the security agents.


Apostate Suleiman must be arrested along with all inciting clerics

The man of God said kill and behead the Fulani
herdsmen terrorists not Muslims. Recieve Sense brother.......

kahal29:
The founder of Omega Fire Ministries Worldwide, Apostle Johnson Suleman, has denied instructing Christians during a preaching to go after Muslims.

Describing the report as not only senseless but malicious, he said his statements were misconstrued to incite the people.

According to him, he only stressed the need for the church to defend itself against invasion by gunmen and not a direct incendiary comment that could make Christians and Muslims to confront one another.

This is as Ekiti State Governor, Ayodele Fayose, cautioned the All Progressives Congress-led Federal Government to be mindful on how it handles issues bordering on religion in the country so as not to throw the country into religious crisis.

The governor had in the early hours of Wednesday foiled an attempt by the Department of State Services to arrest Suleiman in his hotel room in Adebayo area of the state for alleged inflammatory remarks.

He described the attempt as uncalled for and clear invitation to chaos.

Speaking in Ado Ekiti on Wednesday on the contentious issue, Suleman while debunking the report linking him to inflammatory remarks said it was sinful for anyone to order a fellow man to kill another.

He said, “They said I preached in Auchi two weeks ago which they said implied that I was instigating Christians against Muslims. I have always been an advocate of peace and I can’t stay around and be saying such. There are widows, orphans we take care of. No leader will see his shepherd being killed and be happy.

“Later, I got anonymous calls from Fulani Herdsmen about what I said. What I said was that, if gunmen came around church to attack churches, you must defend yourself, but if they come to pray, don’t attack. But they quoted me out of context. I am not stupid, I live among the crowd and I am not senseless. Time for self defence has come. Whether you are a Muslim or Christian, someone can’t just come to your house and kill your children and you will keep quiet.

“I said the Christians must not go after them, but if they come after us, then defend yourself. This is what they twisted to mean. I am hearing different versions of the story. I was in Abuja for three days why didn’t they come after me. But now that I am in Ekiti, they wanted to lump me up with a man they think was against them. It could have been easier to pick me up in Abuja, I don’t live here.

See video of the inciting statement:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crkQJLKwWmo

http://punchng.com/i-didnt-ask-christians-to-kill-muslims-apostle-suleman/

Ride on sir, we cannot sit and watch by the fence. if any fulani or muslim think they can kill christain and go scort free no more again....

BanevsJoker:
Personally, I don't think the term South-South makes any geographical sense. What is south of South? My idea of South-East includes the Niger Delta. South-South is just a term created to divide-and-conquer the South East.

ok i had i just wrote...i know it not part of the 8 cardinal point.....

BanevsJoker:
Anyone notice how none of these projects is in the South-East? Wan Naijeriya.

what about south south(niger delta).....

kin8744:
lol! How is power supply in your area?

Power ke, it has being 4 years since people shouted up nepa in my area...they better revise it let govt control the system. phcn are more better than all this private power company that are just after money and not doing there work...

harmless011:
I give up on Buhari

No know give up. kontinue..

nairaman101:
The music legend took to his IG account to share the message. See what he shared below

https://www.instagram.com/p/BPqdJNfj5uI/?taken-by=official2baba

[img]http://4.bp..com/-6nS3T8_9gkM/WIg6fO1EhhI/AAAAAAAAMKs/vXfXPcS60fIczUUzy4Hvh-Q6FjkZ-2cxgCLcB/s400/tu.jpeg[/img]

[img]http://4.bp..com/-YHCCCEClys8/WIg6xhv9uEI/AAAAAAAAMKw/cv9kLq8mUL8kmPRL-DA7shHBwfKOyeOIACLcB/s400/tu.jpeg[/img]

Source: http://www.latestamebonaija.com/2017/01/2face-to-lead-nationwide-protest.html

lalasticlala

Oh yes that is the change the people voted for.....

(Wake up call to Nigerian youths) RECESSION : What recession? If you think Nigeria is broke, then you are living in another planet. Now, please read the information below and tell me why Nigerians crying of hardship are comfortable with the bold looting of their collective wealth by the politicians. A SELF DECEIVING COUNTRY CALLED NIGERIA Twenty- one senators currently receiving pensions from government as ex-governors and deputy governors. The current senators who once served as governors are Bukola Saraki of Kwara, Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso of Kano, Kabiru Gaya of Kano, Godswill Akpabio of Akwa Ibom, Theodore Orji of Abia, Abdullahi Adamu of Nasarawa, Sam Egwu of Ebonyi, Shaaba Lafiagi of Kwara, Joshua Dariye of Plateau Jonah Jang of Plateau, Aliyu Magatakarda Wamakko of Sokoto, Ahmed Sani Yarima of Zamfara, Danjuma Goje of Gombe, Bukar Abba Ibrahim of Yobe, Adamu Aliero of Kebbi, George Akume of Benue and Isiaka Adeleke of Osun. The former deputy governors in the Senate are Ms Biodun Olujimi of Ekiti and Enyinaya Harcourt Abaribe of Abia. Danladi Abubakar Sani served as the acting governor of Taraba state. Many former governors are also in Buhari's Cabinet as Ministers. This includes: Ngige, Fayemi, Amaechi and Fashola (SAN).). In Akwa Ibom State, the law provides that ex governors and deputy governors receive pension equivalent to the salaries of the incumbent. The package also includes a new official car and a utility vehicle every four years; one personal aide; a cook, chauffeurs and security guards for the governor at a sum not exceeding N5 million per month and N2.5 million for his deputy governor. In Rivers, the law provides 100 percent of annual basic salaries for the ex-governor and deputy, one residential house for the former governor “anywhere of his choice in Nigeria”; one residential house anywhere in Rivers for the deputy, three cars for the ex-governor every four years and two cars for the deputy every four years. It is alledged that in Lagos, a former governor will get two houses, one in Lagos and another in Abuja, estimated at N500 million in Lagos and N700 million in Abuja. He also receives six new cars to be replaced every three years; a furniture allowance of 300 percent of annual salary to be paid every two years, and a N30 million pension annually for life. This is the reality for all the 21 ex govenors and deputy governors who are currently serving as senators. This same is also true of ex governors who are now serving as Ministers. NOW I ASK: How many years did these guys serve their states as governors and deputy governors? Is it more than 8years? Is that a reason to be entitled to pensions for life? Even if they are entitled to pension for life, must it be so outrageous? As if that is not enough: HOW on earth can any public servant with conscience collect salaries and allowances as a senator or minister, and still have the audacity to claim pensions equivalent to the salaries of a serving governor in Nigeria? IT ISN'T ROCKET SCIENCE...... Once you are elected a senator or appointed a minister, you must forfeit any pension accruing to you from government at any level until you vacate office. This should also apply to senators collecting military pensions like former Senate President David Mark. Yet these senators are in the Senate that is inviting the current finance minister to discuss the recession of Nigeria's economy. A senator pockets approximately 30 million naira monthly as salary and allowances. Our "honourables" are not interested to make laws that could restructure our country into economically autonomous federating States/ Regions to save the country from sectional agitations that is threatening to destroy Nigeria.The sad and hopeless situation is that the rest of Nigerians are busy arguing based on party, ethnic and affiliations while these enemies of state continue to rape us. Do you know that it costs tax payers 290m Naira yearly to maintain each member of our National Assembly in a country where nothing works & 80% of population earn below 300 Naira a day ? A working day earning of a senator is more than a yearly income of a doctor; it's more than the salary of 42 Army generals or 48 professors or 70 commissioners of police or more than twice the pay of the US President or 9times the salary of US congressmen. Please say NO to looting of Nigeria in the name of democracy by sending this text to at least 5 others. I think the country must have a referendum on salaries of senators. This must stop!

NextGovernor:
ATTENTION PLEASE!! Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, brothers and sisters, uncles and aunties, nephews and nieces, doctors and nurses, neighbors and colleagues, students and graduates, jobless and employed. I really don't have anything to say. Thanks for your attention.

just passing by ....lol

MsDelilah:
Na competition?

And what's the big deal in changing tyres?

you people self, hmmm....make i no talk...

nairaland has become Nigeria land.....if u need land, search nairaland, advise, virgin, disvirgin, job, online and off line shoping, afonja, ipoh, biafra, naija gist and gossive.....nairaland rich in obonga story........nairaland una weldone ooooo

midehi2:
Eeyaa! very pretty and sexy too

but what was the man looking for under that place

He was looking for what was kept at the other room......
lol

bean and plaintain

Juliaann:
Just abstain from sex kpatakpata to avoid stories like this

Is it easy............

hopefulLandlord:
I don't smoke, I'm simply here to poke holes in your delusions and let natural curiosity take over from there

I laugh in italian hahhaahahlolilihahli, take care of your self......and live in peace......

hopefulLandlord:
deluded person calling me blind for poking holes in his delusion

you gave taken oshogo weed under sun, i pity you, your brain don they shake...

This must be the work of Oshogo weed taking under sun, receive sense...

slawomir:
be specific please is it Jesus of fc Porto or that of Manchester city? because if it is the Jesus of Nazareth then I don't give a Bleep about who Jesus is. to me that guy is one broke ass dude or rather one bastard son of a thousand father through him one self claimed alpha and omega called God succeeded in confusing humanity and mankind making some totally confused humans to believe that there is one supreme being up there in the sky protecting humanity whereas humans are the one protecting themselves. and in a situation where they can't protect themselves then they succumb to fate. for example death which is inevitable.
and for those still alive today doesn't mean the grace of God is upon you. you are just lucky today and it doesn't mean you will not die anymoment from now. God protects no one.
the day I was born there were a lot of children born that same day with me on planet earth. lets assume we were two thousand kids born that day. now it is possible we are now one thousand alive because some died in car crash, some in plane crash, some their train derailed, some ship capsize. some died because of sickness, some got shot by police or died in bomb blast some died when the building of their house or church collapsed even some died before they attain the age of one. and here you are still thinking am alive because of God grace. no am alive because have been lucky and that doesn't mean I won't die anymoment from now to make it minus one from the remaining one thousand of us. 999. in fact I might die today if am going to uniben this evening and before next five years another sixty will go down. that is how we all are gonna die at different age until the two thousand is completely eliminated from planet earth. there is no God protecting us through one fake son called jesus.
for everyday we live we are faced with more than one thousand ways to die.

Recieve sence and a functional brain....

hopefulLandlord:
Jesus was the bastard son of an acclaimed
virgin whose mother used hypnotic powers to delude Joseph who is a responsible carpenter into thinking he met god and god told him to accept Mary and her unborn child

this child was named Jesus and his mother kept calling him son of god and this child deluded himself into believing it, he went around gathering 12 people who shared in his delusions
this made him talk anyhow and criticise anyone even destroying people's market one day, this inevitably led to him suffering from delusion of grandeur

his village people grew tired of his antics so decided to beat the crap out of him and hung him on the cross like they do common thieves in those days, he realised his folly and quickly asked god why he forsook him and even told his imaginary father to make the "cup pass over him", but since there's no god anywhere listening no one saved him and he died, his other disciples stole his body, claimed he rose from the dead and flew to heaven on the third day; even his mother that authored the delusion didn't see him

there are deluded people who believed this man died for their misdemeanors, they pray to this dead man everyday and cover themselves with the blood of this man

these people call themselves "Christians"

its a pity Nigeria has a huge population of people that believes a troublemaking carpenter suffering from delusion of grandeur

how can a Nigerian believe a Jew died for their sins when most of the people who saw him die didn't buy that? its like Americans claiming Murtala Mohammed died for their sins while Nigerians laugh at their delusions

Recieve your healing and be free from madness

hopefulLandlord:
Jesus was the bastard son of an acclaimed
virgin whose mother used hypnotic powers to delude Joseph who is a responsible carpenter into thinking he met god and god told him to accept Mary and her unborn child

this child was named Jesus and his mother kept calling him son of god and this child deluded himself into believing it, he went around gathering 12 people who shared in his delusions
this made him talk anyhow and criticise anyone even destroying people's market one day, this inevitably led to him suffering from delusion of grandeur

his village people grew tired of his antics so decided to beat the crap out of him and hung him on the cross like they do common thieves in those days, he realised his folly and quickly asked god why he forsook him and even told his imaginary father to make the "cup pass over him", but since there's no god anywhere listening no one saved him and he died, his other disciples stole his body, claimed he rose from the dead and flew to heaven on the third day; even his mother that authored the delusion didn't see him

there are deluded people who believed this man died for their misdemeanors, they pray to this dead man everyday and cover themselves with the blood of this man

these people call themselves "Christians"

its a pity Nigeria has a huge population of people that believes a troublemaking carpenter suffering from delusion of grandeur

how can a Nigerian believe a Jew died for their sins when most of the people who saw him die didn't buy that? its like Americans claiming Murtala Mohammed died for their sins while Nigerians laugh at their delusions

Timossa:
I believe I have sent you an email too. Check and revert. Thanks.

the prise is on a high side for now infornation kept updating account is on point...thanks

namedonfinish:
Lol..
U are a crazxy fellow, aswer.. ]


I will do just dat.

I just can control it, i have started likely you more, infact inside of me cannot control the sweetness...lol

namedonfinish:
Lol..
U are a crazxy fellow, aswer.. ]


I will do just dat.

I just can control it, i have started likely you more, infact inside of me cannot control the sweetness...lol

namedonfinish:
Definitly something great is gonna occur in my life in 2017, but not wit u bro.

I might remember to give u an invite den..

not me nairaland people our invite lalastical and cole.....lol

klevotino:
Alrite beauty add me up on whatsup 08152690226, and write my king and u i will surely reply my Q....... in making ...........lol

i see greater thing happening in 2017

klevotino:
Alrite beauty add me up on whatsup 08152690226, and write my king and u i will surely reply my Q....... in making ...........lol

i see greater thing happening in 2017

klevotino:
Alrite beauty add me up on whatsup 08152690226, and write my king and u i will surely reply my Q....... in making ...........lol

so let go private mode.........lol

namedonfinish:
Now I remember u. U are not serious ooo, u are still on top dis matter.
Friendss? Yes.
Good friends? U have to work for it I like to be able to trust my good friends. So if u wanna be one u gat to earn it.

Don't mind my long epistle. I aam......., nice to meet ya.

Alrite beauty add me up on whatsup 08152690226, and write my king and u i will surely reply my Q....... in making ...........lol

Dont mind joo, can will be good friends that all the story..

namedonfinish:
Aspect?
Offer?
Future progress?
I am not understanding pliz

Am writing in aspect of rethink of the offer for future progress. Am kelvin and u re..

namedonfinish:
For ur mind abi?

Timossa:
Hi Kisso,

Yes, you got it right. But when applying for jobs, you can present both your HND and B.Sc certificates. But for masters degree, you will present your B.Sc transcripts. Hope you understand?

Best regards.

hello am interested drop me a pm and i have also drop u a email on your box...