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Health / Re: COVID-19: We Will Lock Down Again If Cases Rise — NCDC by klufs(m): 8:07am On May 05, 2020
Sultty:
Story. They better not try that shit or we will burn down d country angry, $311m abacha's loot that they will squander let them share it $1m per bvn and we will all willingly stay home but without that forgerrit
Oga Rambo. Weldone. Better know what you type on social media. When e set nobody will come to your aid. Highest you will trend for a few days.
Politics / Re: FG Offices To Open Three Times Weekly From Monday by klufs(m): 11:47am On May 02, 2020
YorubaKinging:
The end is near

This coming Monday, the EU will launch a global initiative that Emmanuel Macron has been talking about for the past Month.

A initiative to create funds to create VACCINEs and distribute it evenly even to poor Africans

The VACCINE will be the password to all things very soon
Without the vaccine, you won't be able to get get a "certificate of vaccination"

And some basic human rights will be stripped away

The world is already in the next phase of the new world order

Please dash me your phone and your father's house since the end is near and you won't need them. Or alternatively you shut up and stop posting nonsense.
Science/Technology / Re: 100-million-year-old “river Monster” Discovered In The Sahara (photos) by klufs(m): 8:57am On May 01, 2020
Wow
Crime / Re: Over 50 Youths Partying In Lagos Arrested For Violating Lockdown Order by klufs(m): 8:34am On Apr 30, 2020
awhybliss:
Whats is the significant of lockdown in winning over pandemic? Without looking inward for possible cure or method of winning the pandemic, we are responsible for our lives. . We can't keep looking up to W.H.O directive on possible cure or vaccines, we've been told vaccine will take 18month before it got ready... Do the math of those who would have died before then!!!
We need to source solution inward,, like Madagascar... They use herbs, no death has been recorded, and over 500 cases...
I know W.H.O won't accept that herb as a cure.. because it comes in form of herb not tablet or syrub..
And what is the relevance of these suggestion in this topic, are you in anyway trying to justify the actions of these people. Must we all be unnecessarily exposed simply because we are not intelligent enough to develop a vaccine? The lockdown has been partly lifted with regards to essential economic activities, while the ban on social and religious gatherings subsists. I dont like government but lets be reasonable, these measures are for our own good, stop encouraging evil.
Health / Re: Dr. Tosin Ajayi Is Dead by klufs(m): 6:30pm On Apr 28, 2020
visijo:
RIP embarassed

People do puzzle me much.
Yes we are preventing the spread of covid 19
But wearing a mask while you are alone in the car is like wearing a condom while you are alone in the bed my brother
I'm always surprised when I drive past these people, inside their A/C cars at that. Even on Lagos Island where you will think everybody will have sense, more than half of the motorists are doing it; driving alone, put on a/c and wear face mask.

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Health / Re: 200 Cuban Doctors Land In South Africa To Fight Coronavirus (Pictures) by klufs(m): 11:44am On Apr 27, 2020
gbebodye:
I just can't believe African leaders are this dumb cry

Nigeria had to go hire health officials from China of all places angry
CHINA = 84,338 confirmed cases, 77,474 recovered, 4,642 deaths

South Africa go hire health officials from Cuba of all places angry
CUBA = 1,369 confirmed cases, 501 recovered, 54 deaths

Why on earth do we think these foreigners are willing to risk their lives just to help Africa when they have not helped themselves

Africa is cursed embarassed


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-I525KtbupI
You are wrong. Cuba has one of the best healthcare professionals in the world that cannot be taken from them despite their socialist ideology.
Moreover, I don't believe the doctors are hired. They are only sent there on humanitarian grounds by the Cuban government and as their way of bolstering their international image.
Politics / Re: Nigeria Heading Into Worst Recession In 30 Years –IMF by klufs(m): 6:42pm On Apr 14, 2020
Chosen1984:
With the way these World Organizations are Intrested in Nigeria these days.... I Suspect something..

There is a Target!

I Suspect all these concerns are Connected to a Vaccine!

I Believe that the Belief is that once Nigeria is gotten , any other African nation will fall in..

Nigeria is Respected and Feared not because of our Economy or leaders!

Nigeria is Feared because Nigeria is a Spiritual Heavy Weight!

Only very few will understand these things!
We don't even want to understand the ignorance you just displayed. Spiritual heavyweight that can't feed it's people.

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Health / Re: Funke Akindele Arrested For Hosting Party Despite Lockdown by klufs(m): 10:43pm On Apr 05, 2020
Angelinastto:
She has already learnt her lesson with all the online bashing, why this again?
If you know how this virus operates, you will know it won't be out of place if she is charged with a crime close to murder
Health / Re: Coronavirus: Increase Prices Of Face Mask, Sanitizer and Go To Jail – FG (pics) by klufs(m): 11:04am On Feb 29, 2020
Ade24682:
That’s their business. I am already planning on getting large quantity of it. And selling at a higher price.
Just so you know right now multiple agencies will have the power to arrest and prosecute you given the circumstances. Your criminal act will touch health, which can be done by environmental officers, national security police and DSS. Economic crime Efcc etc. And if I get to be your prosecutor, i will research and give you a charge that is not bailable. So you can stay in the over crowded Ikoyi Correctional...and sell your thing at a triple rate.
Politics / Re: LASG Demolishes Hundreds Of Shanties And Shops In Lekki by klufs(m): 12:19am On Feb 12, 2020
CeterisXVII:

You are the ignorant one. Illegal squatters have been chased away from lands they occupied without the owner's permission, from time immemorial.

When Maroko was demolished in the '80s on the outskirts of Victoria Island, where were you? The squatters were kicked out, alongside the original property owners, the land was sandfilled and shared to the rich. What happened after that? How many years was the case in court? Only those with valid property papers got allocated a small place in Epe, after several years.

The squatters got absolutely nothing....

You are here shouting court order, as if it is a difficult thing to get. You must be a 100 level law student.

Even if those squatters go to court, it will take years to resolve. None of them will be allowed to remain on such a land.

Abeg, commit for road if you don't understand how things work in Lagos.

Illegal squatters are evicted on a weekly basis from places they occupied unlawfully, inside Lekki. Bulldozers demolish their shanties on a regular basis....

And you are here speaking grammar..... nansense!!
Damn! I can see I've gotten you angry enough to show your illiteracy. Well, maybe I'm a 100level law student, maybe not. Maybe you know me, maybe not. That's the beauty of this platform, where people from different poles of IQ and class can talk on a level field.
Who told you even one of those that the places illegally occupied by them did not sue? Have you searched all the courts in Lagos. If the process is slow does it mean it's not possible or it won't have an end even if its 50years? Do you know that it's an action in personae and can be taken over by the estate of the person if he dies. Maybe it's slow and people hardly sue, but it doesn't make it impossible.
Where was I? It was not mine and I don't do ambulance chasing.
I see how things work, but I know it thrives on ignorance, impatience and poverty of means and knowledge like you've just displayed.
Also try to learn and see things beyond how it's done to how it ought to be done. That way you can be alright at last.
Cheers!
Politics / Re: LASG Demolishes Hundreds Of Shanties And Shops In Lekki by klufs(m): 8:51pm On Feb 11, 2020
CeterisXVII:

Oga, getting a court order to evict illegal squatters is NOTa big deal. So go back to bed....
As easy or small as it is, any act done before it is gotten remains illegal and amounts to self help and a person vigilant enough among those affected can sue for damages.
I know you see your ignorance, but pride won't let you learn. Be humble bruv.
I agree it's by bedtime. Bye.
Politics / Re: LASG Demolishes Hundreds Of Shanties And Shops In Lekki by klufs(m): 8:37pm On Feb 11, 2020
CeterisXVII:

I don't know which law you are quoting. They are trespassers.
That cannot be removed without a court order. That is the law I'm quoting and will keep quoting until it changes.
Please consult a lawyer. If you are one already please go and read your law reports on the issue.
Politics / Re: LASG Demolishes Hundreds Of Shanties And Shops In Lekki by klufs(m): 8:28pm On Feb 11, 2020
CeterisXVII:

Legal demolition when those people were illegal squatters, that built shanties on somebody else's land??
Sorry sir. This is not the position of the law on this issue.
Religion / Re: Bishop Kukah: Nigeria not worth dying for by klufs(m): 8:25pm On Feb 11, 2020
Antoeni:
My Lord Bishop please Concentrate On your Dioceses And God’s Work, Stay Out Of Politics
You're a very wise man. So he should concentrate on his diocese while the walls around it crumble on it? Did you even read at all? Wasnt he speaking at the funeral of one of his wards and was 'politics' not responsible for the young man's death.
I pray the come a day that men will stop reasoning from their anus.

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Health / Re: Coronavirus named ‘Covid-19’ - WHO announces (Video) by klufs(m): 8:11pm On Feb 11, 2020
SultanOfPuna:
Instead of WHO to find a Cure
They are doing Naming Ceremony for Virus..
What's next?? Baptism of the Virus?? angry
Keep quiet! Are you sure your country have even paid their yearly dues to fund U.N and its research agencies, or is waiting for aid from other countries.
Abi you were here when your minister for information open his mouth to tell everyone they will borrow 500million on top our head, so that NTA can broadcast and project our poverty like CNN project American power While the masses remain poor to feed the content of the new NTA?
Please allow people of countries that have sense to name and name what they want. Abi did you see their post when your country renamed terrorists as 'repentant boko haram'? Slap ko, blow ni.
Romance / Re: Dating A Stingy Boyfriend/miser by klufs(m): 9:00pm On Feb 09, 2020
AshiraWealthy:
My dear. I'll advise you call it off now before you regret the more.

If a man cannot assist you financially ( not that you're depending fully on him) now that you're dating, he won't do even when you get married.

One of our pastors once said that if a bro doesn't gift you things and money, you should cancel the courtship. And its true.
Such a man will frustrate you in marriage if anything happens to your source of income cos you'll beg with your blood for virtually everything you need.

Please, 3 years is not forever. So dont look at that to continue in that bondage you call a relationship.

My ten cent.
Rubbish! The sense of entitlement in women that still shout feminism is amazing. Whereas the line between a caring boyfriend and a maga keeps getting thinner.
After I got a job, I liked and dated a girl. I gave her much, I thought that will keep her focused on me. Alas, I was wrong. I have a resolution, women will see my money, will feel my means, but won't have it, unless on a sick bed.
Guys don't spend money on a girl not your wife 2x. If she can't wait for you to marry her before transferring her father's responsibilities to you, she can as well fck off.
Decent prostitutes everywhere.
Politics / Re: LASG Demolishes Hundreds Of Shanties And Shops In Lekki by klufs(m): 7:41am On Dec 30, 2019
Was the demolition itself legal? You cannot use an illegal action to salvage another illegal action. Only a court can order a legal demolition and if that was not done those people have a remedy. The problem is 99.9 percent of them or Nigerians in general don't know.
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky And Tacha Hug (Pictures) by klufs(m): 11:26am On Dec 27, 2019
hisexcellency34:
Can't they just marry and let us rest??
She said yes grin

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Crime / Re: Faith Aluko Goes Missing In MFM Church, Akure During Service by klufs(m): 12:54pm On Dec 24, 2019
Roon9:
She was probably prayed to disappear by fire. Most likely an answer to someone's prayer angry
Very funny undecided
Politics / Re: Ogbonaya Onu: Nigeria To Begin Production Of Aircraft Spare Parts by klufs(m): 10:00am On Dec 24, 2019
Blizzykay:
They should start with car spare parts first. Hian
While we imprort bicycles
Crime / Re: Nigeria Lady Beating Her Underage Househelp Goes Viral by klufs(m): 10:24pm On Dec 21, 2019
fieryy:


Do you know you sound daft? Do you know you just don't pull out numbers out of nowhere and call them facts? Do you know a source is needed when you come up with statistics? Do you know rape is just one of the thousand crimes you can commit? Do you now see how shallow your thoughts were? Do you?!
Do you know what i do now for a living? Do you know if i visit the prisons everytime? Do you know fools call other people daft when they say things they don't understand? Do you know people that are accused of other crimes including armed robbery are likely to go out from prison either beacuse of their resources or the leniency of the law to those crimes? Do you know the law is stiff on rape and most people that get accused hardly prepare or have no resources to defend themselves or process papers for their bail (on interim) do you know these people with limited resources and unforgiving accusers are all over our prisons? I believe you have brothers. Be thankfull to God everytime you see them in circulation because one small girl can put them away for good. A very intelligent girl once said daft people dont cite sources when they talk of statistics. Oh! Dear i just realised someone didn't cite their source when they said there were more men in prison than women. Does that mean she's daft?

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Crime / Re: Nigeria Lady Beating Her Underage Househelp Goes Viral by klufs(m): 10:11pm On Dec 21, 2019
fieryy:


What do you mean by 'false accusation' by women. Are you suggesting men don't accuse their fellow men for crimes they committed?
Do you know that awaiting trial inmates make up about 85percent of prison population. Do you know that the allegation of rape is not bailable. Do you know that it takes upto 5months to get arraigned if the suspect cannot file processes for his release. Do you know that even after arraignment do you know that it takes over a year for the prosecution to close its case in an average criminal matter. Do you know that the allegation of rape is one of the crimes people hardly prepare for? Do you know that this makes a large chunk of hopeless inmates in our prisons? Do you know a large portion of this people are innocent but put in there by women that felt scorned?

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Crime / Re: Nigeria Lady Beating Her Underage Househelp Goes Viral by klufs(m): 9:59pm On Dec 21, 2019
fieryy:
To all those, who are using this inhumane act to come for women, claiming they are their worst enemies etc. instead of focusing on the real issue here, you all need help.

1) The man who recorded the video is a coward. At least the other lady tried talking some sense into the witch. The man however just felt the need to record the scene, instead of stepping up ans actually take actions

2) Are you blind to the fact that it was a WOMAN trying to de-escalate the whole situation

3) Most prisons in this world are mostly occupied by men!
Hope you've taken into your computation those men that are in those prisons, mostly awaiting trial because of false accusations by women?

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Crime / Re: Nigeria Lady Beating Her Underage Househelp Goes Viral by klufs(m): 9:35pm On Dec 21, 2019
Romanoff:


The men that abuse these underaged house help, they are heaven sent abi?

Whoever is wicked is wicked, it is not peculiar to a gender.
I agree with u wickedness is not peculiar to gender. However, from my experience women go to the extremes, problem is its rarely televised because its mostly behind closed doors like in this case within the four walls of a fenced compound and they have no problem pretending. There's a high probability this same woman has a facebook account that shares women equality and anti-child abuse posts. I had a step-mother. I am successful now but i can never forget. With that memory I don't pity women today, i don't think i will tommorrow.

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Politics / Re: Orji Kalu Admitted To Holding Cell After Conviction [Photos] by klufs(m): 1:58pm On Dec 05, 2019
Yankee101:


Dariye was a thorn in the sides of plateau fulanis. Ask any Jos person

Do you know how much allocation Orji had? Or any governor at that time?

Ganduje and Tinubu are on tape breaking the law. Has anything happened? Do you know how long since this case was started but they couldn't convict? Then suddenly it's a wrap?
So the judge convicted him because of all these things you said. Without the prosecution and the defendant closing their cases? Do you even know how the justice system works? You mean they manufactured evidence against him and put it retrospectively on the court's record. Please go out more, get busy, you will gain access to and effect real things you will even see im the news. You may even laugh at the ignorance of people when they react to it, dont allow other people to control what you hear and your thoughts. We cant all say what we do or know on social media. But i can only say Nigerians are too gullible and sentimental.
Politics / Re: Orji Kalu Admitted To Holding Cell After Conviction [Photos] by klufs(m): 1:26pm On Dec 05, 2019
Yankee101:
When I say it's war against igbos people think I'm joking.

No room to file appeals before committing to jail?
I'm sure Dariye that also joined APC when he was covicted and imprisoned is from Enugu. I know there's tribalism in goverment in this country. But it is people like you that have rubbished the fight against it, crying fowl when there's none. Shame on you.
Travel / Re: Accident In Jos Kills Many On Yingi Road (Disturbing Photos) by klufs(m): 9:25pm On Oct 20, 2019
Hmm
Crime / Re: Driver Crushes Two Thieves To Death After Snatching A New Bike In Ibadan (Graphi by klufs(m): 2:50pm On Aug 15, 2019
oluxy:
He took what he cannot create.

Crushing to death is not the right thing to do.
That's murder.

Believe me, that's not the first time that man has killed.

For him to think the last thing to do right at that moment is to crushed them mercilessly, it not his first time.

He now has murder on his neck.
Even the bible says 'suffer not the witch to live'. Distinguish armed robbery from witchcraft.
Business / Re: Working In Mortuary Same Experience With Working As Banker – Female Mortician by klufs(m): 10:18am On Aug 13, 2019
Hmm
Politics / Re: DSS Set To Release El-zakzaky And Wife by klufs(m): 9:24am On Aug 06, 2019
I don't advocate for violence, but it is obvious this 'political court order' wouldnt have been granted or be obeyed if those guys did not cause mayhem in Abuja which was an embarrassment to the govt and country at large. This reality is even in the bible 'the kingdom of God....and only the violent take it by force'
Again, I don't advocate for violence, but time and Time again it's efficacy is shown.
Politics / Re: Probe Garki Hospital - Ayo Owolabi, Father Of Precious Owolabi Demands by klufs(m): 12:43pm On Jul 29, 2019
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



Baba is just looking for avenues to rake in compensation money.

Egbon Ayo dont be greedy. Just take the 1million Naira NYSC has offered you and allow your son to rest in peace.
The most stupid and insensitive thing I've read today.

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