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Crime / Re: Police Disrupt Gay Wedding In Delta State, Arrest 100 Suspects by klufs(m): 10:39am On Aug 29, 2023

Manfromlasvegas:
I no know why people dey always dey worked up with this gay issue. Is it your joystick? Is it your nyash? Comot body, look away. Two consenting adults. Live and let live

*On a side note, it is funny that in many people's imagination male homosexual romantic liaise will always involve anal sex. This could not be further from the truth. Homosexuality is a sexual orientation with varied means of sexual gratification and release. You can be homosexual without even liking anal sex. You could probably just kiss and cuddle and suck each other off without inserting your phallus into anybody's anus. Heck you can be homosexual and celibate, choosing to be liberated from the complexities and intricacies of sex yet retaining an abstract but fundamental desire to commune intimately with only members of your same sex.

In this part of the globe we have a lot of learning to do.

God go still punish you. Apologist of evil.

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Worried Over Fuel Shortages, Scarcity Of New Naira Notes by klufs(m): 8:53pm On Feb 04, 2023

post=120638097:
Children of hate, frustrations and perdition that have been very happy about the current situation of things saying it is only affecting Bola Ahmed Tinubu,
Can you all see your miserable lives outside?!
Dumb fools and enemies of the country.
Brainwashed swines everywhere.
Spits on y'all, lovers of anything that will bring negative effects to sane, honest and hardworking Nigerians.
Anything they support is always negative and ending in chaos as long as they think it's against their perceived 'enemy'..
Dumbos.

I think you should apportion more of that saliva dripping from your mouth, to the incompetent and wicked government, who over the years have groomed the “children of hate” by being the worse government ever and just consolidated their position in the past week. But oh! You can’t because it’s an APC government that was practically brought to us by the current APC candidate. He has been a leader of the party for over 7years and had unfettered access to the President to proffer his wonderful from the wisdom and the wealth of experience he claims to have, but he did not. He watched us suffer, now he wants to separate himself from the mess he created while hoping we forget he is part of the mess.
You are a greater “dumbo”, because rather than address the players as the people in charge, you chose to target and abuse the spectators for how they’re cheering.

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Politics / Re: 2023: Peter Obi, Soludo Meet Behind Closed Doors In Government Lodge by klufs(m): 8:08am On Aug 20, 2022

Moh247:

People are going to meet Tinubu, PitObi is going to meet people

This crappy guy isn't going anywhere and he knows it

His morroniic dunce followers insult big wigs in the morning, PitObi sneaks to beg at night
This is how APC lost Osun

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Hookups In And Around Sokoto. by klufs(m): 1:30pm On Jul 24, 2022

Magaretacha:

I’m now in Sokoto.

Politics / Re: Obasanjo Launches 2MW Solar Power Plant In Abeokuta by klufs(m): 7:18pm On Nov 27, 2021

AroOkigbo:
Clean energy is the way to the future.
A good percentage of the solar energy in Nigeria is wasted.

The process of mining vital minerals used to produce solar panels is very dirty and destructive to the earth.

Family / Re: Don't complain that your husband is cheating on you if you are on this table by klufs(m): 1:00am On Oct 19, 2021

Biglittlelois:
Where is it explicitly stated that all traditional marriages is automatic polygamy or adultery approved? Show us proof, link pls, don't just spew your own opinion as fact.

Even though the OP hasn’t entirely captured the concept, I believe what the OP meant to say was that unlike in statutory marriages (that is done in the registry or licensed place of worship in accordance with English custom) where romantic/sexual relationship between any of the parties and a 3rd party could give rise to a relief in court and a ground for dissolution, same does not apply to marriages under our custom. More specifically, in many customs in Africa, the existence of a romantic relationship between an already married man and a 3rd party (woman) does not necessarily affect the foundation of the marriage or give rise to an actionable relief in law. The man can even go ahead to marry or ratify his position with the other woman. In Africa, a woman leaving a man on the ground of infidelity is more like leaving him for lack of money. It’s rational to leave, but it’s not codified anywhere as a known ground.

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Politics / Re: IPOB: End This Madness Of 'Sit At Home' Before It Turns To Something Else Ooo by klufs(m): 10:13am On Sep 14, 2021

QuickStandard:
Is it your sit at home?
If they come out to protest, the police and military will grab the opportunity to maime, intimidate and some cases kill peaceful protesters.
If sitting at home will send a message, then let them be biko.

You mean let them destroy other people’s things because of their own personal decision. Great grin

Politics / Re: Umahi: South East Loses ₦10 Billion Every Sit-At-Home Day by klufs(m): 9:19am On Sep 14, 2021

dettolgel:

Of course I don't have time to read your rubbish, I have seen your handle on NL and I know where you stand even before you say shit.

You two faced offspring of a demon. Leave Igbo matter for us, we don't need your advice.

Leave use easterner alone and stop "wasting" your time here?

Thank you for the recognition. It means my reputation as your tormentor precedes me. grin

Now assuming I’m a demon, you need to realize that I am of a higher station than a “self eating wizard” like you.
Also, Who said I was advising you? I don’t have time to advise people that have borrowed their brains to dogs

Politics / Re: Umahi: South East Loses ₦10 Billion Every Sit-At-Home Day by klufs(m): 8:49am On Sep 14, 2021

dettolgel:

Why are you crying more than the bereaved?

You guys have been calling Igbos names and now they have taken a stand you lots are here crying.

Please we do not care about SS leave us alone to enjoy our sit at home. "if e pain u go hug transformer."

By the way I can see that you lack common sense. For the sake of argument let us assume that people are sitting at home because of "fear of IPOB" is that not evidence that the government is no longer in control of the security situation in the SE? What you are saying is that Buhari has lost control of NE, SE , NW etc? We told you guys that this government has failed on all fronts you guys were busy calling us names. You see yourself, coconut head. Enter class una no go hear.

You just typed long line of rubbish, obviously showed you did not read anything I said but just want to comment because you thought I’m against IPOB, which is very customary of your people with your herd, dependent mentality. Like I said, I am very happy with the activities of IPOB, at least they’re exposing that majority of easterners are not that wise after all. Just remain there and when you guys run out from your soon to be poverty stricken region, remember that your rational for your economic suicide was that the FG failed to feed you or lock your doors at night. You retard.

Politics / Re: Umahi: South East Loses ₦10 Billion Every Sit-At-Home Day by klufs(m): 7:04am On Sep 14, 2021

I love IPOB. So long as they confine whatever they’re doing to the Southeast and not venture into the South-South.
It’s obvious touts, hooligans and jobless failures only ruled by their envy for others have taken over the street of the southeast under the guise of freedom fight. Now the ordinary citizens are just as fearful of the likelihood loosing their entire life’s worth to their freedom brothers more than their external enemies.
Plus, who told IPOB that the sit at home will affect the Fulani, or their politicians. The Figures we’ve seen from the VAT issue should be enough for them to know that their state governments depend more on Federal allocations than IGR. Thus, their flexing continues and the sit at home does not affect them or the allowances of regular politicians by even a bit. It only affects the hard working daily earners. Like I said, I love them, so long as they keep it to the Southeast.

Celebrities / Re: Comedian Nedu: DNA Result Exposed Uzoamaka Ohiri, My Ex Wife's Cheating by klufs(m): 9:05am On Sep 05, 2021

Zooposki:

That’s because men cannot get pregnant. It would have been worse if men could get pregnant. Just imagine the abortion stats, abandonment stats, etc.

Again you are shifting the goalpost to a hypothetical scenario to help the narrative. It is in the same realm of logic if I say “ I don’t pity women that are physically abused by their husbands because they would have done worse if given the power”. To justify it I will refer you to the stats of brutal maltreatment of maids by women or how they treat people under their control.

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Celebrities / Re: Comedian Nedu: DNA Result Exposed Uzoamaka Ohiri, My Ex Wife's Cheating by klufs(m): 8:55am On Sep 05, 2021

descarado:

They always have multiple families. You start hearing rumours years into the marriage. Some will start bringing them home and guess what, families always support them and tell the woman to endure or move out.
Young girls including children are watching.

And their wives will care for this children with their hard earned money and sweat? Are you equating having a family outside with having another man’s child foisted on you without your knowledge and consent? Na wah!

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Celebrities / Re: Comedian Nedu: DNA Result Exposed Uzoamaka Ohiri, My Ex Wife's Cheating by klufs(m): 8:24am On Sep 05, 2021

Zooposki:
Imagine if DNA test is carried out to find out cheating husbands. Wives will just be collapsing everywhere on the sheer number of women their husbands have cheated with.

And how many children have men fraudulently brought home for the wife to take care of without the wife’s knowledge and consent. Keep shifting the goalpost.

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Crime / Re: Leaked Chat: Queency Benna Threatening Dr Obi After She Wasn't Paid After Sex by klufs(m): 11:14am On Dec 19, 2020

sapphiere:
And the man too sued for breaching a contract.

Courts don't uphold terms of illegal agreements cos there are not binding. Sex for money is illegal.

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Politics / Re: Akwa Ibom State At 33 (Photos, Video) by klufs(m): 7:22am On Sep 24, 2020

ethicallyright:
Akwa-Ibom youths have not taken advantage of the infrastructuaral development and very wonderful security condition of their State.

They prefer sycophancy especially on social media. An average AKWA IBOM youth's dream job is to be a P.A. to a P.A of the P.A of a prominent politician in the State.
Well, it paid the likes of Ini Ememobong and the rest , so they hold on to it like their lives depend on it.

So much to explore but their youth can't think outside the box. They however do not fail to explore different sex styles with the ladies they mostly cohabitate with.

With all the beautiful things you've seen, it is still difficult to do business there as you move against all the known factors of production as you know them and more like Task Force(s), Police Force, Electricity, access to incentives and patronage based on political alignment. It is still a very difficult place make it without politics.

Business / Re: Nigerian Man Cries Out As Ghana Government Locks His Shop After Showing Document by klufs(m): 2:06pm On Aug 15, 2020

All I see is a mixture of greed and ignorance. I am not vast in Ghanian law but I know in Nigeria, the fact that a foreigner has conducted business for a long time does not make it legal or not liable to be closed if found wanting. In Nigeria, a foreigner can only conduct business in Nigeria through a company partly owned by a Nigerian (even by 1 percent). That way a Nigerian has an interest in it and it can't be closed unless if it breaches any other law that affects even Nigerians. All a foreigner needs is a proper resident permit to stay in the country. I think this is applicable in most places including Ghana. That is why you will see our government turning a blind eye or even protecting mtn, dstv shoprite, etc. Cos even if majority of shares in these businesses are owned by foreigners, they still have Nigerian interest. But you will see Nigerians going to conduct business in another country without involving a citizen of that country and expect nothing to happen. Look at the law first and comply with it. Ghanian government will not touch a business jointly owned by a ghanian citizen they can't do that. Nigerians want entire control of the business and consume the profit alone without conceding anything, even for protection if you like to see it that way.

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Business / Re: Nigerians Stop Wailing Ghana Did Nothing Wrong Shutting Down Shops. by klufs(m): 1:38pm On Aug 15, 2020

Rossikk:

The problem is not the laws. The problem is that they only enforce them on Nigerians. Other traders from Mali, Ivory Coast, Togo, Benin etc are allowed to trade anyhow they want. Only Nigerians are targeted. There are also laws against illegal mining in Ghana, yet there are thousands of Chinese, Indians and Lebanese mining gold illegally there with impunity. So, Ghana has laws. Just that they only enforce them on Nigerians.

A breach of a law remains a breach. That another person breached it too is not a defence.

Crime / Re: Kiki Mordi Accused Of Threatening Seyitan, D’banj’s Rape Accuser by klufs(m): 8:02pm On Jul 25, 2020

Blacckrod:
Father anyone telling lies should suffer for 600 years in this life

It doesn't work that way dear. Abraham told a lie and he was the friend of God. God blessed him and made him the father of many nations. He works in mysterious ways.

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Family / Re: I Am Having Issues With My Brother’s Wife And Her Two Sisters by klufs(m): 5:22pm On Jul 18, 2020

pcguru1:
Left to me both you and the sisters should be kicked out, you are 23, as long as you are in someone's roof, you have to respect and deal with alot, he will favour his wife obviously. Besides its surprising how you feel so comfortable in someone's house and even complaining to the person housing you.

To what extent does he have to endure. Must the man favour his wife to the extent of aiding her evil? I feel bitter cos I once lived with a step-mother, I know how this feels, his station in life is not a ground to humiliate him. My step-mother would have killed my sister but not for the fact that I decided to raise hell and face the consequences. My father was weak and favoured her over us, I expected no justice from him whether I was the complainant or not. So, i chose the injustice I was willing to suffer. I refused to be the complainant but the defendant when matters where reported to him. I fought her like a man when she laid hands on my sister, I took the food she refused to give us, I embarrassed her visitors after she embarrasses mine and trained my younger brother to defend himself too until she left us alone and asked my father to give us money for our own food because she knows what will happen if he didn't.
My advice is to retaliate with equal measure. Dont be fatal, mind what you use to fight them but fight them. Dont allow anyone to blackmail you with not fighting with a woman thing. Let your brother chase you out on their account if he chooses but match up with them for your self and on behalf of any other person they will meet. You may behave weak and your brother may still not settle you after. If his wife can torment you like this and to his knowledge, she may as well convince him to use your settlement money for something or someone else. After 8 to 10 years you are due for assessment and possible settlement. Get it as soon as possible or move on. Remember, be aggressive but don't be fatal, meet them with commensurate force.

Romance / Re: When Asking Her Out, Let Her Go If She Asks You This Question by klufs(m): 1:59pm On Jul 16, 2020

SweetCunt97:
See look it solely depends on the man. If he has a good head on his shoulder, yes I'll give him such financial support he needs knowing things will b fine. But if na dem money miss road type, omo definitely will keep my personal money personal before he throws both of us into penury.

And what will you doing in that relationship if you think that low of him, if not for the money?

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Crime / Re: EFCC Docks “Adeherself” For Possession Of Fraudulent Documents by klufs(m): 11:42am On Jul 07, 2020

XXLMANDIGO:
Very trivial Charge. The EFCC should have added the intent of the document in the charge. I cringe at the activities and supposed integrity of the Anti-corruption body. "He who come to equity comes to Clean hand " does not apply to them.

You're comment is either out of ignorance or mischieve. Both the Criminal Law of Lagos State and the Advanced Fee Fraud Act under which a prosecution for possession of fraudulent document can be commenced, the prosecution does not need to prove the intent of the document, the law presumes it, once the content is false. What the relevant sections require is only possession, not even that it was sent to another party. Please get this this right before commenting.

Celebrities / Re: Rape: IG Orders Probe Of D’banj by klufs(m): 1:09pm On Jun 19, 2020

Ijawwomaninoyo:

Dbanj is not clean, everyone knows he lived a very rough life with ladies. He is only playing smart, since the lady has no evidence, she should have forgotten about it. She can't rely on an eye witness that will do anything to save himself from trouble.
He boasted back then about one night stand, that he used girls only once. And I even heard of the Association of One night stand standing against a rave of the moment.
His past was VERY rough with women, he can't deny that.
He nicknamed himself BANGALEE cos he was boasting of how he banged women!

Proving crime has nothing to do with character. The question is not whether he raped anybody, rather the question is did he rape this his accuser. That is the only objective of any probe. You loose sight of the ball when you use bank on character.

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Health / Re: 587 New COVID-19 Cases, 344 Discharged And 14 Deaths On June 17 - (2207 Tested) by klufs(m): 11:53am On Jun 18, 2020

medTechworld:
Lol! Fabricated statistics. May God help us in this country...

We should be more afraid of people like you than the virus.

Health / Re: NCDC: COVID-19 Patients Without Symptoms To Be Discharged After 14 Days by klufs(m): 6:34am On Jun 05, 2020

Close to 80% of covid 19 cases will be asymptomatic. That does not mean they don't have it or can't share it. They can self resolve after sometime. NCDC is doing the right thing. I see no need for the criticism, safe it for better issues.

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Crime / Re: Busola Dakolo Gives Update On Her Rape Case Against Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo by klufs(m): 9:22pm On Jun 04, 2020

And what's all the information for, are we to draft the charges here or the relevant authorities?
We all should stop encouraging these social media trial, it can destroy too.
Just like rape leaves scars on the victim, it leaves deeper scars on persons wrongly accused.

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Celebrities / Re: Black Eye: Bambam And Her Husband Teddy-A React by klufs(m): 10:52pm On May 28, 2020

JasonScoolari:
Initially, when their Lust started at the Big Brother's house, I told my friend that this dude is a type that gets angry easily and will waste no seconds to unleash his anger on whoever he gets married to.

Unluckily for BamBam, she happens to be his victim.

Ignore all these social media "fronting" they're doing, they only want you to believe all is well with the pictures, but if you probe further, it is a royal rumble competition everyday.

Fine boyfriend with bad attitude.

Uncle are you living with them?

Education / Re: Lagos To Employ 2,000 Primary School Teachers, Plans To Re-Open Schools by klufs(m): 7:32am On May 26, 2020

bloomstar:
The game is getting over, much cash out have been record, now they wan open school, give job to cover some shitty deals.

Only God will judge our politicians, Sadly, God is even merciful.

When we cry wolf for fun and likes, we are not taken seriously when the real wolf comes.

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Career / Re: Should I Expose Them? by klufs(m): 6:14pm On May 21, 2020

Abbeylanre15:
I work in finance company and I'm in charge of all accounts. All monies are been remitted to me. The M.D of this organization is such a generous but uneducated woman. My colleagues are leveraging on this to siphon organization's funds to their various pockets. I'm not oblivious of this fact because I'm so sensitive to things around me,but I am d God fearing type that won't participate in such a dirty act.
I've called majority of those in this illicit act privately to warn them and let them know the implications. But to my utmost surprise, the bull-shit keep getting high and d MD is not the type to tell such hidden things, she will reveal the identity of her Intel.
The problem now is that,if this act persist,the company may go bankrupt sooner than later. Even though,the job is not worth dying for,half bread they said it's better than none. I can't afford to be jobless.
Please advise me on what to do?

NB: I'VE SUBMITTED APPLICATION TO OTHER COMPANIES BUT NO RESULT YET.

It is rational to argue that in the eyes of the law you have committed the crime too by not reporting. Where your act or omission helps another person to commit an offence then you are equally guilty. You are aiding them by not reporting.

Health / Re: Coronavirus: Babafemi Adebayo Dies In Brazil As Wife Cries, Begs Him To Wake Up by klufs(m): 8:13pm On May 15, 2020

Coolcalmcollect:
this time next year, she'd be climbing anoda dick.

Fool

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Politics / Re: Diezani Allison-Madueke's House Used As COVID-19 Isolation Centre In Lagos by klufs(m): 7:53pm On May 15, 2020

Ekpekaycee:
I thought this property has been finally forfeited to the federal government. In that case it is a federal government property . Does the efccc have the power to give out what does not belong to them. Lawyers in the house please guide us.

Yes, in that forfeiture proceedings the parties read the EFCC vs. ....(anyone or property). It is the Federal Goverment acting through the EFCC. Remember the EFCC is directly under the Presidency. Buhari must not come down to do everything, all they need is his approval which I am sure must have been gotten.

Politics / Re: Diezani Allison-Madueke's House Used As COVID-19 Isolation Centre In Lagos by klufs(m): 7:47pm On May 15, 2020

winterfell007:
They're yet to convict this woman of corruption,I'm beginning to doubt if she's guilty in the first place

Oga do your research well on non conviction forfeiture under Advanced Fee Fraud Act. Dont throw stones at everything you see when you're not informed. It diminishes other reasonable criticisms.

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Romance / Re: My Parents Won't Allow Me Marry Outside My Tribe by klufs(m): 9:08am On May 11, 2020

tradepunter:
Guy marry your fking tribe.... It's not about tribalism, it's about conflict resolution when there are things your immature minds can't handle in marriage...

Nah like so my friend wife jappa go her village instead of her parents to scold her and send her back... They were like my daughter, chai that man is wicked ooo...

It was her wise uncle that finally Spoke to her porus brain... Man nuh beat you, he provides for you, he takes care of the family...

You now take advantage of having your way with him, now he stands his ground he's is evil and all his people are wicked...

The man couldn't travel to the girls village because they reside in Lagos and girl village dy east... Calls she nuh pick, girl mama sef dy form Don jazzi, popsi tire for the matter...

I come to tell myself assuming say they come from the Same state, the family members or even villages chiefs for resolve the issue sharply..

If not for the uncle of my friend wife, she for not let the guy see the children... All because he refused to be taken advantage of

This is the best post I've seen so far. The advantage of marrying your tribe lies in conflict resolution. Cos troubles are bound to occur. I am an Akwa ibomite, I stay in Lagos, I have a senior colleague that got married to an igbo girl and the girl left him one day with his son. It was hard to meet her family because of distance and the little moves failed. Now the guy despite paying monthly maintenance only sees his son on WhatsApp status and is looking to marry afresh from Akwa ibom this time. He adviced me as a brother and I have also advised myself. It will take an extraordinary situation and person to make me marry outside Akwa ibom.

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