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PoliticsRe: Atiku Is Not Hungry by knotty(m): 5:51pm On May 30, 2007
`can`t you see my rotund belly??
did you not see my cheeks?
do i look mean and lean?
am i not rotund enuf to be well fed?

Government and service, the type people like Yardua will be practising, are for hungry people. count me out. any governance that i cannot be totally in charge of official looting, i am too well fed to participate in. Get out, yeye pressman"

you got the concluding part of the interview courtesy of KNOTTYYYYYYYY
CultureRe: Other Names For A Fool In Yoruba by knotty(op): 5:22pm On May 30, 2007
needeeg:
Abiodun grin
i don`t get it. Abiodun ke

what about Agorinde? nice one i guess
SportsScrabble Championship Comes To Ibadan This Weekend by knotty(op): 10:46am On May 25, 2007
starting from Saturday down to Sunday, Ibadan town will be hosting both national and international Scrabble players under the aegis of Nigeria Scrabble Federation.
if you are interest signify your intention please.
the championship is part of tourneys that will decide nigeria`s contingent to the world scrabble championship.

Arrrival/ Registration------May 25th 2007

Venue-------------------------NUT Guest House , Off Samonda Rd Ibadan.

The Tourney shall be in three categories of Masters, Intermediate, and Opens.
FashionRe: What Are You Wearing Now? by knotty(op): 10:27am On May 25, 2007
buba and sooro, thank God it is Friday!
SportsRe: Nigerian Football Players' Real Ages by knotty(m): 4:05pm On May 24, 2007
Dios:
because i don't feel like being polite, answer the f*cking question or shut the f*ck up.
Politeness is not about `feeling`. sorry, it is about home training
FashionWhat Are You Wearing Now? by knotty(op): 3:35pm On May 24, 2007
i am wearing a polo short sleeve shirt on a pair of jeans complimented with a Ingersoll Rand watch.
CultureRe: Please Translate "Ko Korum Magana Ce" by knotty(m): 3:06pm On May 24, 2007
nice to read Hausa here. nairaland don get national outlook.

who can join me in discussion in Ebira language? grin
SportsRe: Nigerian Football Players' Real Ages by knotty(m): 2:39pm On May 24, 2007
why can`t you damn write in a language that is polite?
forge your fucking language first and maybe, then we can talk.
LiteratureRe: Which Nigerian Poem Is Your Best? by knotty(op): 4:43pm On May 23, 2007
Where is my generation of poets? what is happening? wasted generation are we? i hope not, i believe we are not.
Niyi Oshundare and co., w`sup?
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LiteratureRe: Which Nigerian Poem Is Your Best? by knotty(op): 4:37pm On May 23, 2007
i just stumbled on a couple of poems that were really delighful in those days.

WE HAVE COME HOME by Lenri Peters
SEASONS     By Wole Soyinka
THE CALL OF THE RIVER NUN Gabriel Opkara
IBADAN  by J P Clark
OLOKUN
STREAMSIDE EXCHANGE all by Prof J.P Clark


Streamside Exchange  

 Child: River bird, river bird,

Sitting all day long

On hook over grass,

River bird, river bird,

Sing to me a song

Of all that pass

And say,

will mother come back today?

Bird: You cannot know

And should not bother;

Tide and market come and go

And so shall your mother,

By: J.P. Clark
LiteratureRe: Which Nigerian Poem Is Your Best? by knotty(op): 4:21pm On May 23, 2007
Abiku  
 In vain your bangles cast

Charmed circles at my feet;

I am Abiku, calling for the first

And the repeated time.



Must I weep for goats and cowries

For palm oil and the sprinkled ash?

Yams do not sprout in amulets

To earth Abiku's limbs.



So when the snail is burnt in his shell

Whet the heated fragments, brand me

Deeply on the breast. You must know him

When Abiku calls again.



I am the squirrel teeth, cracked

The riddle of the palm. Remember

This, and dig me deeper still into

The god's swollen foot.



Once and the repeated time, ageless

Though I puke. And when you pour

Libations, each finger points me near

The way I came, where



The ground is wet with mourning

White dew suckles flesh-birds

Evening befriends the spider, trapping

Flies in wind-froth;



Night, and Abiku sucks the oil

From lamps. Mother! I'll be the

Supplicant snake coiled on the doorstep

Yours the killing cry.



The ripes fruit was saddest;

Where I crept, the warmth was cloying.

In the silence of webs, Abiku moans, shaping

Mounds from the yolk.

          By: Wole Soyinka


boastful, mystical, mysterious, diabolical, awe inspiring, this poem is hardly an incantation.
PoliticsRe: May 29th The D-day? Will It Be Successful? by knotty(m): 3:49pm On May 23, 2007
come May 29th, Trisha shall be visiting from Akwa Ibom. will it be a success? surely, it will be. i shall fry her silly and she shall screw me nuts. at the end of the day, i plan reporting it on Nairaland under the thread, when last did you,,,,,,

abi, is anything else happening dat dayhuhhuhhuh?
GamingRe: I Play Scrabble. Do You? Join Me Pls If You Do by knotty(op): 10:05am On May 23, 2007
well, you can rekindle your affection for the game once again. while you may not yet be playing at full strenght, you can jolly well start off from where you stopt and before you know it, the words will be flowing once again.
Scrabble is fun, take it back again.
LiteratureRe: Which Nigerian Poem Is Your Best? by knotty(op): 9:06am On May 23, 2007
laudate

Labyrinths by Chris Okigbo is another favourite.

please, car you jar our memory by reproducing this poem? PLEASE.
i love Africa very much too.

did you know that David Diop, the Senegalese Poet died in 1960, by a plane crash?
GamingI Play Scrabble. Do You? Join Me Pls If You Do by knotty(op): 4:06pm On May 22, 2007
Any Scrabble player here?

Talk Scrabble with me and perhaps you can learn a few things.

Ex Nigerian Grandmaster says so
CultureRe: Other Names For A Fool In Yoruba by knotty(op): 1:55pm On May 22, 2007
maa_doe_pa:
knotty
Egun lo n pe yen!

but how may i help you?

from your name, i am willing to DARE you. wa wa gba pe, fulani lo ni long journey.

ba mi so ro,joooooo
FoodRe: Fork Or Your Hand, When It Comes To Solids? by knotty(op): 1:50pm On May 22, 2007
Ronke 2811:
@ knotty
abeg Salad no be solid food
point of correction
do u expect us to hand eat salad take your time oh
no turn us to bush people.
i thought nobody will see the apperent joke. yes o salad na correct solid food like eba. you can even use spoon to eat it. lol.

scientist in the house will have to explain why if one eats 12 jumbo wraps of akpu with fork one will never get filled: but one may eat two wraps of the same akpu with one~s hand and pronto one is filled.
some scientific expalnations are needed please,
CultureRe: Other Names For A Fool In Yoruba by knotty(op): 1:57pm On May 21, 2007
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
i am convulsing with laughter
yeah pka
anyway, let us move on and update our collection


DODOYO
OPE NI IDI OPE, IRAWO DA LU
AMUSUA
and now it is melody time for our man,CLOSETPERVERT, sing along with me, if you can

GONGOSU, ODIDARE, BO TI GBON TO, BE LO GO SI
GONGOSU, ODIDARE, BO TI GBON TO, BE LO GO SI
GONGOSU, ODIDARE, BO TI GBON TO, BE LO GO SI
GONGOSU, ODIDARE, BO TI GBON TO, BE LO GO SI
LiteratureRe: Which Books/Novels Are You Currently Reading? by knotty(m): 2:30pm On May 18, 2007
COLLINS SCRABBLE TOURNAMENT AND CLUB WORDLIST.

only problem is i can never get to finish the book. it explosive, will drive you nuts with earth moving new words.
LiteratureRe: Which Nigerian Poem Is Your Best? by knotty(op): 2:24pm On May 18, 2007
Casualties

yes, nice poem too. i remember. that one gave us lines like:

many are the casualties who have no say in the matter
dying by instalment

are we not all casualties of the realities of daily living in Nigeria? did we have any say in the matter? are we not dying instalmentally?

poets are prophets, but prophets are not poets.
LiteratureRe: Mr. Giwa Is A Trader: The Story Continues by knotty(op): 4:25pm On May 16, 2007
i happened to meet the teacher that taught us English and the first question that cae to my mind was how is my Mr. Giwa doing? she almost convulsdd with laughter.
you see Mr G and David were like living souls. we knew them personally.
today i just found out that mr giwa now runs a motor mart on adeniran ogunsanya road and david works with mtn.
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CultureRe: Other Names For A Fool In Yoruba by knotty(op): 5:03pm On May 15, 2007
@closetpervert

peeping tom or wetin be your other name, thanks man.

i am a fool but you are foolish, always, every day and i love you for it.

let move on with our naming ceremony for people like closetpervert joo
LiteratureRe: Which Nigerian Poem Is Your Best? by knotty(op): 4:55pm On May 15, 2007
~groping in the dark~

i can see that i have missed more than  i knew.

nairaland is beginning to make more sense than i ever thought it would.

can someone finish off the Abiku, Part1?
LiteratureRe: Which Nigerian Poem Is Your Best? by knotty(op): 3:17pm On May 14, 2007
"The Vultures"

In those days

When civilization kicked us in the face

When holy water slapped our cringing brows

The vultures built in the shadow of their talons

The bloodstained monument of tutelage

In those days

There was painful laughter on the metallic hell of the roads

And the monotonous rhythm of the paternoster

Drowned the howling on the plantations

O the bitter memories of extorted kisses

Or promises broken at the point of a gun

Of foreigners who did not seem human

Who knew all the books but did not know love

But we whose hands fertilize the womb of the earth

In spite of your songs of pride

In spite of the desolate villages of torn Africa

Hope was preserved in us as in a fortress

And from the mines of Swaziland to the factories of Europe

Spring will be reborn under our bright steps.
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CultureRe: Other Names For A Fool In Yoruba by knotty(op): 2:59pm On May 14, 2007
closetpervert:
another name is knotty.
when did Knotty become a Yoruba word? help me ask this [b]Dadand[/b]i.

well since the [b]shugomu [/b]has thrown the court open, why don`t we just ask everybody to tell us what other names fools are known by in their language.

afterall, fool na fool, no matter for age, not minding the language. but please, let no one mention the word RACA. that one na sin, i no dey there.

in Hausa we also have
dolo
sakarai
gabo
LiteratureRe: Weep Not Child by knotty(m): 10:06am On May 14, 2007
i read the book. nice book. it gave me the perfect start to my university essay. forget the simplicity of the bucolic life so portrayed in that book. the book is a materpiece in guerrilla warfare reportage. the MAU MAU is seen for the first time in its true self.
i was in Nairobi and i took time to talk the book over with some Kenyas, we visited the sites of the rallies. it was beautiful.

i rank the novel among these the best ever written,

1. the beautyful ones are not yet born, ayi kwei amah
2.things fall apart , chinua achebe
3.weep not child, ngugi wa thiongo


they are all cast in gold
LiteratureRe: Which Nigerian Poem Is Your Best? by knotty(op): 2:01pm On May 13, 2007
sorry The Vultures is not a Nigerian poem. it is from Senegal by David Diop.

in those days, when civilisation kicked us in the face

when holy waters slapped our clinging brows

the vultures built in the shadow of their talons blood stained monument of tutelage



i`ll continue

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