₦airaland Forum

walk up to the middle of the land,
pour libation to the spirit of your ancestors,
pour 1 bottle of Gulder to the spirit of Iger Delta boys,
pour one bottle of Fanta to the spirit of Niger Detla infants,

go home

come back one week.

this time come with 200 trucks of trailers.
you can start exporting crude oil.

if na lie, make my obj become president again.

when i cannot live for Nigeria, why should i die for her?

damned stupid answer, one word.

by asking for one word from the NEW DOOR, you are asking for an anagram. one word is not an anagram desired. the truth is there is no known English word from that combo.

LAGATA:
u guys think dia is no correct amala joint up in the North abi? I beg all u to take a trip to Kaduna. Dia is this place along Ibadan Street close to Ahmadu Bello way. O boy! dia is no day i upload amala with correct abula dia dt i dnt stain my clothes. Enuf eran igbe dia (Bush meat) please feel free 2 hola me wenever u enta kd - 08034654459

oh sure, i shall buzz you once o hit Kd. do not worry about the spending. knotty shall take care of that.

OYO NORTH

this pace make the best amala flour itself, no wonder it is called the food baket of the state. but, the gbegiri only gets to its best frenetic self only when it is prepared for special occasion. the people are frugal with everything, you know.

so, go from SHAKI, to KISHI, SHEPETERI, OJE OWODE, TEDE, IRAWO, AGO ARE, ISHEYIN, IGBETI, the best you will get of the stuff is sunday afternoon meals after church and during BURIAL CEREMONIES.

at burial ceremonies, it comes with eko tutu and hot gbegiri.

how i miss home!!!!

NIGER STATE
GADA.
for travellers by road from the south up north, there is this sleepy town in niger state that is benownst only for the sake of one woman selling amala. the once sleepy town has suddenly burst to life thanks to travellers like me who like to pack a d savour our amala as we journey upnorth.

i am sure, a lot of my peole know this place.

i am me, AJEAMALA&GBEGIRI

the amala-tourism continues,

KANO
at church road, sabon gari is one amala joint of special note. the place is dirty, but nonetheless, boys come from everywhere in white to have an early go at amala.

kaduna
on your way out of kaduna, on the bypass to abuja, there is one superb amala place that i frequent when i am journeying by or i am in town. the kpomo is the beauty of the place

i am coming

cybersleek:
You forgot agbowo, sango and even mokola hill all in ibadan, but i sure say u go don chop something else tire as you like amala and gbegiri so!

omo na true o. that Mokola place for Ibadan, on top one hill by the roadside. i been chop there one morning. the amala na grade1. gba be.
as person dey chop outside, person fit eat anything but anything. nothing go shele. i dey kampe.

the akerele joint too, i sabi am. no be the one wey be say na one man dey serve meat, wey men go pack motor outside begin wash plates just to eat amala?

oju n ri nkan nidi amala (eye dey see plenty)

so here we go, i start with offa, Kwara State

during my service year at Offa Grammar School, there was this Amala joint right opposite General Hospital, the was place the bomb.

you get to eat searing hot Amala, Gbegiri and Goat meat, as early as 7 in the morning.

LAGOS

at Shita, there is this mama Oyo that sells very nice amala too

ILORIN
at oja oba, right inside the garage, there is this place one mama makes amala and gbegiri and also Tuwo. hers come with eja gbigbe(dried fish) and wara(caked cheese). ol boy, the place na die.

mo fe je amala ooooooooooooooooooooo

OKA (called amala by ajebos) is serious business, very serious matter, i must add. i am a big fan of it and tell you what, when i can help it, i am ready to gorge myself into it everyday.

but the problem is it not everybody that can prepare it very well. so, you often see men journey to far distance to where they know they can get the right stuff.

so please, if you know one damn good place they make correct Amala and Gbegiri where you live, share the address with us.

http://live.wscgames.com/2007/standing/1/16.html

game 16 and Nigeria lead the pack. wow!

8 games to go. we can still deliver the killer punch.

go boys, go for glory.

http://live.wscgames.com/2007/standing/1/15.html

game15. Wellington still holds the ace,world over.

go on BOY, we are with you.

great news! Wellington Ighere, the Nigerian, is currently number 1.
please, let us say a prayer or two for him. he is powering mightily among titans.
it is day 2, game 14

The World Scrabble Championship, bi-annually held, is ongoing in Mumbai right now.

at game 6, a Nigerian, Jighere Wellington, is placed 3rd.

the other two Nigerians are doing good.

Lanre Oyekunle, a Nigerian representing South African is placed 5th.

I wish them well. i shall keep you updated as the championship proceeds.

Bill Gates has of recent been in dire need of a top class manager of his vast resources. being short of credible and honest Americans to manage his estate for him, reliable sources have it that he finally approached ATIKU Abubakar.
as you read this message, Atiku has firmly resumed at Gates Foundation and he is control of all the assets of Bill Gates.
who says honesty does not pay

real nice, but i don`t know what is really nice. the story or your use of English
sweet prose.;

shakara oloje. banned from my wife`s bedroom? me? hm. she will be the one to bite her finger over it. wetin i wait for? kia, i don ban myself from the whole house for one week. let me run through my phone book, he scrolls down, yeah!

amina
edith
bekky
Hadiza
sally
chinyere
yes, xrty

all them will keep me occupied without stress, without yawa.

then when i decide to come back home, she must be ready to leave my house. i pay the rent, remember.

some liberties are not to be taken for granted. not these days.

All hail the power of Jesus’ Name! Let angels prostrate fall;
Bring forth the royal diadem, and crown Him Lord of all.
Bring forth the royal diadem, and crown Him Lord of all.

Let highborn seraphs tune the lyre, and as they tune it, fall
Before His face Who tunes their choir, and crown Him Lord of all.
Before His face Who tunes their choir, and crown Him Lord of all.

Crown Him, ye morning stars of light, who fixed this floating ball;
Now hail the strength of Israel’s might, and crown Him Lord of all.
Now hail the strength of Israel’s might, and crown Him Lord of all.

Crown Him, ye martyrs of your God, who from His altar call;
Extol the Stem of Jesse’s Rod, and crown Him Lord of all.
Extol the Stem of Jesse’s Rod, and crown Him Lord of all.

Ye seed of Israel’s chosen race, ye ransomed from the fall,
Hail Him Who saves you by His grace, and crown Him Lord of all.
Hail Him Who saves you by His grace, and crown Him Lord of all.

Hail Him, ye heirs of David’s line, whom David Lord did call,
The God incarnate, Man divine, and crown Him Lord of all,
The God incarnate, Man divine, and crown Him Lord of all.

Sinners, whose love can ne’er forget the wormwood and the gall,
Go spread your trophies at His feet, and crown Him Lord of all.
Go spread your trophies at His feet, and crown Him Lord of all.

Let every tribe and every tongue before Him prostrate fall
And shout in universal song the crownèd Lord of all.
And shout in universal song the crownèd Lord of all.

i am in worship mode. PRAISE THE LORD!!!!

i was in church yesterday. guess who lead praise worship session? MUKINA herself, live and direct.

moreshow,

are you flustered by the 1million tag? it actually does not translate to 1million Naira immediately.
so please, do not discourage those who have the know-how to direct us into navigating our way around this issue. keep still, listen, i am sure you will need this info someday.

by the way, i checked their website(one of the best in Nigeria i am aware of) yet, it says nothing of how much your/my lawyer friends and accountants are willing to milk you/me of and for what reasons.

why must i pay 75,000? i am still wandering in my wonder.

another website addres that may satisfy your inquiry:

ekenedillichukwutransportcompany@letmyenemieslivelongtoseewhatishallbecome.com

very useful anyday.
cheerssssssssssssssssss

broken news
Bill Gate finally made it through to NAija after the visa hiccups and straight has acquired Kano Pillars Fottball Club.

he immediately announced MMB as the team coach.

i am just about incorporating a limited liability company with 1million share capital. i am confused about the payments and actual cost of incorporation. can anybody with idea enlighten me please?

travel to Lagos. from there, board a plane to Kano. in kano, go to Mariri car park and take a 3 hour road trip to Gombe. that is one.

the second like it, take a night bus to Jos. from thence pick a cab to Maiduguri. they have a bi-monthly bus service to yola which make a quarterly trip to Gembu, in the Mambilas. the rest is easy, because the annual ride to Gombe for this year is due in December. you will enjoy the experience i promise you.

if you are a female, Knotty is willing to join you in the journey. holla pls.

Bishop Bolu Martins of Treasuredlife ,Kano
he is a man after God`s heart. he has the right word for all situations. above all, he loves, he cares.

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''BLESSED ASSURANCE JESUS IS MINE, ''
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Blessed assurance, Jesus is mine!
O what a foretaste of glory divine!
Heir of salvation, purchase of God,
born of his Spirit, washed in his blood.

Refrain
This is my story, this is my song,
praising my Savior all the day long;
this is my story, this is my song,
praising my Savior all the day long.

2
Perfect submission, perfect delight,
visions of rapture now burst on my sight;
angels descending bring from above
echoes of mercy, whispers of love.

3
Perfect submission, all is at rest;
I in my Savior am happy and blest,
watching and waiting, looking above,
filled with his goodness, lost in his love.

real good too.

Fileki:
' 'All hail the power of Jesus' name''

''

All hail the power of Jesus name
Let angel prostrate fall
Bring forth the royal diadem
And crown Him Lord of all
Bring forth the royal Diadem
And crown Him Lord of all.

nice one.

i enjoyed most of the hymns we rendered while a student at a certain Baptist High School. then we used the Broadman hymnal, a copy which i do not have today. nonetheless, i still continue to cherish and sing some of them till date. so far, my number today is
`` standing on the promises of Christ my King,,,,,,,,

Beulah land is yet another super.

what are yours? share them.