Hey folks, can you stop celebrating ignorance no matter how blissful it pretends to be?
JEEP is not only a brand name, it is a generic name.
It is a valid English word listed in Collins, Chambers, Michael West dictionaries of the English world. It is also a valid Scrabble word and in Scrabble, we do not play Brand names.
Wait for it, JEEP is also a full fledged verb.
Stop jeeping about in half education, please.

Jeep noun
1 trademark a light military vehicle capable of travelling over rough country.
2 (often jeep) any similar vehicle.
ETYMOLOGY: 20c: from general-purpose vehicle.

are the MODs paid sone tokens?
if they are not, the apology is inadequate.
bur, if there is stipend exchanging hands, then, The applogy is more than enuf.
seun, pick up the phone and speak to those guys, money or no money.
and you Mods, massage seun,s ego. return to your duty post. finish off the year, round up all outstanding projects and threads and resign in the new year.
that way, we are all winners.

980300 members
Getting nearer the mark

``sheer bravado and braggadocio. He is just being highfalutin``
``impish and contumelious``
``are equal is chimeric and quixotic.``

Thanks so very much, Serendipity.
School has been very rewarding today

Did you guys notice that it took airport security 20minutes to get to remedy the situation. 20 whole bunkum minutes.
That mass volume of time is enough to land a distressed flight, disembark the passengers, put off fires and address a press conference .
20minutes to a dying man needing help is eternity.

On Toyin Street Ikeja, a petrol station is nested right under a 2storeyed building that is fully residential and inhabited.
Dunno how I can sleep in a house where PMS is dispensed right under my sleepy bum.

We certainly do not take safety issues seriously. Our faith in the intervening presence of God more than compensates for our carelessness.
So, we are at ease taking safety issues for granted, even at petrol filling stations.
But, none beats me more than this.

I was at a fuel dispensing station in Festac, MRS to be specific, on Sunday when a man who had just fueled up opened the hood of his car as the attendant was dispensing to a jerrycan carrier.
The next thing we saw was the man dashed into the front seat, brought out another battery, removed the one in the RUNNING ENGINE and replaced it with the one he had just brought out.
WOW!!!
I screamed at the man and it was only then that the supervisor came out and said: ``there is no problem, Oga`.

What about a petrol station that has a resident vulcanizer in it. As he worked on one tire one evening, a sudden gust of wind came and blew his naked fire straight at the dispensing machine. Thankfully that evening there was not one drop of petrol sold in the whole of city as the scarcity of the product was chronic. Now, i imagine if it was a full work day.

share yours please and let`s learn.

So what that he, s 73 and lived in nigeria.......looks like you dont have aged elders in your family..... Get rich young or die has killed all of them

Idetest leading. I hate being lead.
But, my opinion is sought before major decisions are made in organizations I belong to.

Are Borno and Yobe coming?
We are interested in their offering at the competition..maybe perhaps, bombing is a medal winning game now

RIP
looks like we will all learn a thing or two about BLACK mourning apparel at her burial.
Naturally

@Siena Truly amazing story. while i cant relate to that experience, i can at least say this: `your Dad was a good man and you a better son.
His violent disposition may have diminished his greatness, your good upbringing multiplied his worth, erased his failings and elevated his patriarchy forever.
he lives in you.
Now, i respect you more than ever before

Zaprof: who wil bail d cat?

POLICE and LAWYERS

Arm wrestling should shut up.
This is an unfair and unwarranted war
In such wars, nothing is fair, nothing is decent

knotty:

Since you asked for it and started it, let me help you with more adjectives for your sickly father.
He is a Dummkopf and a screwball at the same time.
He is queasy, demented, disturbed, maladjusted, unbalanced, pallid,inexorable and intransigent.
Mildly put, he is mad.

you asked for it

Now, i guess all these adjectives are best fitted for you than your father who has endured the ignominy of your petulance this long.
if you like, ship your sorry a.r.s.e to Kosovo.....who wants to know if it will gladden OBJ,s heart and he will release the 10BRT buses in his detention.

All fathers in the house, may we not bring up kids who will ``so wa le nu` like this.

patholaw: @I tink u need 2 see a chancellor

Sure, he does have such a need. Tinubu has just been made one.

obowunmi:

Its true. My father is a sick man.

Since you asked for it and started it, let me help you with more adjectives for your sickly father.
He is a Dummkopf and a screwball at the same time.
He is queasy, demented, disturbed, maladjusted, unbalanced, pallid,inexorable and intransigent.
Mildly put, he is mad.

you asked for it

Yes, im aware of it as a replacement drug. But, nicosan is a more preferred drug which is still unavailable.
What will we not play ludo with in this country

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That list is flawed.
There are by far more brain damaging habits than listed up there.
Top of the list is this*** ageing.
Humans have this annoying habit of aging, growing old. The best brains among them die the fastest and it is plain annoying.
Imagine I was an employer of labour and I have in employment inventory these names: Einstein, Isaac Newton, Aristotle, da Vinci, van Gogh, Solomon.... Just imagine

Nothing short of sepukku will ever prove genuine love to any leeching grrl.

Having had the rare privilege of being all rolled in one, I can proudly say: I don't know where I belong anymore in that list.
You can never box human behavior in a theory muchless a box.
Sensible men do foolish things just as nitwits get the chance to act sane once in a while.
All these make us human.

Rolling on the rink, cracking my ribcage into bits....funny stuff.
Beautiful!!!!

There is somthing called CRITICAL MASS.
Without it, there will be no Advertising market here on Nairaland.
Number is of essence here, it is the catalyst to sales volume.
I am speaking as an entrepreneur who is celebrating another successful enterprise.
Let mockers mock. Who cares

958544 members..still counting.

958081 Today..
Can we flag off the countdown to NL,s 1st million mark?
A humble beginning is maturing.
Please, don't compare the growth of NL to fb or Twitter. Either way, they all started somewhere Nd they celebrated their individual milestones. [img][/img]

In one of my heady days gone by, ii was once flagged down by a policeman. Of course, I was blasting music at a decibel level fit only for the deaf.
He asked for my driver license which I gleefully produced. Then, he asked for my plate number. Ol boy, embarrassment is an understatement. I started groping, fidgeting, calculating, memorizing, mumbling... summarily, I was lost.
The booze in me cleared, shame nested on miy face. nd finally, humility too over.
I got off my high horse, checked the plate number and muttered aloud...FGE734DAL.
Please, don't blame me, when you drive so many official cars while waiting for your own, you get confused when your own car finally comes along.
Now, I know the numbers of all my cars......did I say cars? Sorry. I meant car.

Boko haram has claimed responsibility for Super Eagle' victory.

[quote author=okpara ugo]

So you appropriate success to the devil and failures to God? Poor mentality. So he is Illuminati because he is rich

Mtscheew. That is why in Christianity, there are two classes of preachers, those who think wealth comes from satan and those who believe it comes from God.

My message is ''emancipate yourself from mental slavery'' and become whatever you wish to be.[/quote

All this mumbo jumbo xtianity def...
Light and darkness cannot mix. Serve God or mammon...
You can't promote nudity, lewdness and world]iness and ascribe your success to the God of chastity and holiness.
It just does not flow.
DBanj, chop your money, enjoy your life, leave God out of this...

Gullibility provides the platform on which our army social critiics/politicians thrive.
Nigerians can believe anything!!!
Dino is more than a dinosaur and as with all dinos, controversies trail them.
An agbero finds his way to the corridors of power once, tastes it,and wants to savour it all through liive yet the agbero in him is still in tact. What do you expect?.
Let's cut the chase... Dino is not who he professes to be. He is no crusader. He is a only interested in his pocket.