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Jokes EtcRe: Yabing Section by knotty(m): 3:51pm On Aug 01, 2007
and your ear like Obj own
AutosRe: Can I Buy A Car In Lagos With $500? by knotty(m): 2:36pm On Jul 31, 2007
yes. i have one with the following specifications+

tapping glass/ POWER WINDOW
ABS
CRUISE CONTROL
DIGITAL DASHBOARD DISPLAY
TRACTION CONTROL
DUAL SHIFT TRANSMISSION(AUTO AND MANUAL)
SLAZENGER ALLOY RIM
AUTOMATIC CLIMATE CONTROL
TINTED GLASS
POWER ADJUSTABLE SEAT CONTROL
8CD CHANGER WITH WOOFERS(CASING)

I am willing to sell off but i need downpayment of 70% as initial deposit.
mail @ jagudabustop@olojukokoro.com.go
AutosRe: Spanking Golf 3 For Sale 700k by knotty(m): 2:20pm On Jul 31, 2007
bolee baby,
i am offering
2 tubers of yam
1 keg of red palm oil
1 bowl palmwine
1 basket of fufu and
1 bale of aswani ankara.

please, remove the battery and a/c. i can do without them.

if my propo gel, call me on 08032453556.

think it over baby.
PoliticsRe: The List Of Arrested Corrupt Governors (after May 29th) by knotty(m): 9:33am On Jul 26, 2007
http://www.thisdayonline.com/nview.php?id=84422

Dariye released and rearrested.

i am sorry mates for the mis-post. na tombo liquor cause am
FamilyRe: Is This A Good Decision To Stop: by knotty(m): 3:13pm On Jul 24, 2007
nope. i am not.
FamilyRe: Is This A Good Decision To Stop: by knotty(m): 10:21am On Jul 24, 2007
wait, kunle.ola, have you used broken bottles on yourselves yet?


until that, do not stop. in case, you use bottle and your brother is not maimed i suggest that you keep AKE UTC or suya knife at home. just finish off the job once and for all.

olosi.
PoliticsRe: The List Of Arrested Corrupt Governors (after May 29th) by knotty(m): 9:59am On Jul 24, 2007
Dariye Granted Bail, Re-arrested
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=post;topic=56363.352;num_replies=362

these people had this coming and this is good omen for naija
Forum GamesRe: If Today Was World's Stealing Day, What Would You Steal? by knotty(m): 4:49pm On Jul 17, 2007
i wil steal diseases away from nigeria and launder them to Iraq so that they will have pleny things to fight since they like wars.
Forum GamesRe: If Today Was World's Stealing Day, What Would You Steal? by knotty(m): 4:39pm On Jul 17, 2007
i will steal diseases
Nairaland GeneralRe: Please Using Corect And Fain Fain Englis Heer by knotty(op): 5:25pm On Jul 16, 2007
hannydarl:
No min oll of them that are spoke inglis like they not go scull I trying to capsure what they spoke most time but I cannot fit undastand. I ferry appi that one persin has spoke of it now I hope corektion will be took by all the inglish killers.Nonesense and ingrident pipul them.
@hanidarlin
nicest one, jare.

i making totorial here.
jion we, if you wanting.

thanks you
RomanceRe: Ladies Pants by knotty(m): 5:24pm On Jul 16, 2007
bad men, they should have picked those putus.

i would have picked them, i would have took a whiff and i would carried them to a save place using the pant to shelter my head against the imminent rain.

imagine thong as shower cap. but he get some putu where big pass PDP umbrella o. i don see one before.
CultureRe: Who Are These So Called Nigerians That Shakes The Whole World? by knotty(m): 5:10pm On Jul 15, 2007
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Please Using Corect And Fain Fain Englis Heer
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-63029.0.html[b]

« on: June 29, 2007, 06:20 PM »

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The standad of using of english by nairalland peepul was too bad. Infat, must pitysome. Comon corect setense they cannot written, with fain fain puctnuanation marks: Spoking english is worstest.
When I am come hia, I taught I will met pipul of my kalliba, doxology english speakas. I will disapoint by all of u. u you need to improof. I enjoin goodful englis concstuction.
Oga modernrator, biko, plis, chek all worst spelins miskate befor posted them.

From tumoro: I was kept eyeing for improof!

Thank you modernator
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nairalanders, one correct person is afterall writing fain fain englis. let us clap for him jare. i am proud of you. grin
PhonesWhat Ringtone Are You Currently Using? by knotty(op): 6:41pm On Jul 12, 2007
my ringtone is a SUNNY ADE song i converted into mp3 myself. it is MOTIMO.

the effect of the intro guitar is cool, real cool.

what`s yours?
Jokes EtcRe: Buffest Dog You'll Ever See by knotty(m): 9:03am On Jul 11, 2007
he seemed so attentive and deep in thoughts. what could he be thinking?
PoliticsYar`adua`s Government Of Compromise by knotty(op): 5:30pm On Jul 10, 2007
one new president seem to be a politician,a man willing to compromise anything just to have legitimacy.
did you notice that at the first sign of trouble from any quarter the man is ever willing to yield grounds to satisfy the aggressor? look at these=
NLC coughs, President yields without a fight and gets rubbished all the same.
atiku and Ibb sneeze, ribadu is on his way out of EFCC just to satisfy the aggressor
Britain bellows on the kidnapped 3year old brit, Bros is shitting in his panty and pronto girl gets delivered.
OBJ bellows from his chicken farm for BOT chairman, quickly it is arranged.
Dakubo bares his fangs, one time he is a free man to organise his band of pirates.

the list is growing.

or are there others?
TravelRe: Where Are The Romantic Places In Lagos? by knotty(m): 1:34pm On Jul 09, 2007
what a lovely place Oshodi by Bolade bus-stop is!
try at night and you will enjoy it.

jokes apart, try Unilag Zoo area. that is one of the few places i find attractively romantic enuf.
just be wary of the crocs sha. cos if those ones catch your balls, eh, i no dey there.
EducationRe: Which Is The Best Course? by knotty(m): 2:09pm On Jul 04, 2007
Masters Degree in Yoruba Science.

with that the sky is the starting point.
FoodRe: Fork Or Your Hand, When It Comes To Solids? by knotty(op): 9:30am On Jul 04, 2007
but what if the solid food you are about to eat was poorly made so that instead solid amala you are eating pudding, will you still use your hand?
also, consider that you have to eat freshly turned amala from the pot and the food is searingly hot, will you still get your hand singed for a bowl?
WebmastersRe: Worst Nigerian Website by knotty(m): 2:48pm On Jul 03, 2007
nigeria customs website is another thing totally. they report about customs clearing procedure based on information from Google. their Circulars still reflect Preshipment Inspection days.
right now, you canhardly find it anywhere, well i can`t seem to find it anymore.

maybe, it became a contraband and they promtly seized it
PoliticsRe: Yaradua Was Worth Less Than 100 Million In 1999 by knotty(m): 1:59pm On Jul 03, 2007
so only rogues and thieves know how to turn around money or what?
i thot value of land and houses appreciate or is it now otherwise because yar`adua is involved?

the man has been bold enough to declare his asset let Atiku and Buhari do the same and we can start seeing whether or not Yar`adua`s imposition on NIgeria was a meant to kill off NIgeria.
FamilyYour Son Gets Beaten By His Classmates by knotty(op): 1:39pm On Jul 03, 2007
you go to pick your son from the school and he comes out crying. you ask what the problem is, he tells you another classmate of his had spanked him. you are filled with wrath but you must hold your peace.

what is the best thing to tell your son who has just been beaten by another age mate of his?
FoodRe: Would You 'Eat' Ice-cream Or 'Take' Ice-cream? by knotty(m): 9:54am On Jul 03, 2007
wetin dey do this moderator sef? he changed my statement from i `wanna` to `i want to`. is the guy not a sophisticat?
FoodRe: Would You 'Eat' Ice-cream Or 'Take' Ice-cream? by knotty(m): 9:48am On Jul 03, 2007
and if you want to sound sophisticated, you say:
`i wanna wack ice cream`
FoodRe: Would You 'Eat' Ice-cream Or 'Take' Ice-cream? by knotty(m): 9:45am On Jul 03, 2007
You say `i want to chop ice cream` grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Please Using Corect And Fain Fain Englis Heer by knotty(op): 3:29pm On Jul 02, 2007
viee:
OMG

lol!

anoda esampul.  mekanica akkuracy izero



this one good o!
contrucskion  izero
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espcially if you is seeing what im saw[/b]e
espreshon izero

trai an improof nest taim.
GamingRe: I Play Scrabble. Do You? Join Me Pls If You Do by knotty(op): 10:04am On Jul 02, 2007
@ cactus

i have buddied you on ISC. next time you are around, say a word to SHEGETZ. my rating points are taking a free fall lately, but it is normal.

SOWPODS


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BA BE BI BO BY
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DA DE DI DO
EA ED EE EF EH EL EM EN ER ES ET EX
FA FE FY
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ID IF IN IO IS IT
JA JO
KA KI KO KY
LA LI LO
MA ME MI MM MO MU MY
NA NE NO NU NY
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