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if moi moi sounds local to our ajebo friend, i wonder what my beloved gbegiri will sound to him.

get a life man and stop being who you are not!

it is Saturday and i am dressed light. loose, large lewin shirt, pencil pant and black suede loafers. isn`t it about time i started using weekend necklace? is it really cool for men to wear them?

i presented a cheque for 1,248,000 at Ecobank. the teller paid me in 1000 notes and thought he paid me in 500 notes. i did not notice anything until i crossed over to another bank to pay in the money when it hit me that i am a million bucks richer.

at the point, i was owed 9 months salaries by my employer. my house rent was due, my car needed a tokunbo engine, my life was in dire need of the bucks.

the one million was heaven sent.

but, my tomorow is worthed more than a million naira, so also is the future of the paying cashier. i did not need any sermonising.

i returned the whole money to the banker handling the account. i walked away a happy man, a sound conscience and assurance of a better tomorrow.

hey sisi, why you dey brag now. wetin you fit drink? what level have you reached nursing the bottle? sofri jare. we dey shack, no be moi moi.
even now as i have reduced my aco intake, i stll dey manage 7 gulder everyday. the truth is, my first 3 are the most pleasurable. the rest na for jist sake.
ro ra.

toba1909:
That serves him right,he was Adedibu's political son,he rendered alot of children fatherless in his Local Government(Lagelu) during the primary elections that make him a rep.The

shall we then say R I P to him?
REST IN PISS

alcoholics, that is off the cuff, my sweet lady. but shakis man, yes, we dey, i dey.

talk to me jare.

i love my first three bottles after the day`s work is done.

i am waiting for work to finish jare make i nack chilled Gulder.

what does a woman really wants? i guess a married woman

well, a woman,a married one, want a man whose soul, purse, dick, life essence are in her pocket.

manipulative lot, they want our souls.

Oyo State Now Runed By Agberos

na wah for my peope use of English o. no wonder agbero dey lead all of una. kai, eleyi o daa joo.

Seun:
Denex was an interesting guy.

stop looking for the dead among the living. seun has killed the poor guy.
o ma she o.
but seun, wetin the guy do?

Amax:
Black trouser with immaculate white shirt and black shoe

hmm
i love that. did have a red tie atop? if not, try and adorn one and you have this sartorial look about you. nice, sha.

@topic
Austin Reed grey shirt, black pant and ankle boot

i have a pal who owns one those things. they work well no doubt but certainly not the real Nokia phone. they are generic. but if all you want is a phone that catches TV signal, pls go for it. i have a nokia N93 that is supposed to be TV receivable, but till tommorrow i have not seen anything close to signal much less picture.

hm. sincere clearing agent.
they exist but are few. they are hardly found in Lagos though that is where they are needed the most.

one heck of a job.

VENUE= WORD OF FAITH BIBLE CHURCH, NOMANSLAND KANO
YEAR= 1998

Pastor Bakare was the  guest preacher at the occasion. Just as he mounted the rostrum he declared in plain, simple English `ABACHA HAD JUST READ HIS LAST SPEECH AS PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA`
He went on to narrate that that word was from God and May he cease to have the anointing on his head should the word fail.
Two months later, truly, in an amazing fulfilment of prophecy, Abacha ate the forbidden apple and was despatched to Hades.
From thence, people trembled at the man’s word. So when he said Baba was going to die, he did not take it lightly. I am sure Baba had to do it the Ezekiel way. He too, turned to the wall and cried for mercy. He negotiated with God for 8more years. Unfortunately, the 8 years came too suddenly. So, Baba wanted three more years contrary to his plea bargain with EFCC of heaven.
In atonement Baba is back in convent, seeking for God’s face with math-set, ruler and pencils in some Egba primary school.
The question we should be asking now is what happened to the anointing on Bakare?
No doubt, he had it and perhaps still carries a tiny portion in his ARMANI DESIGNER SUITS. Vanity is the death knell of many destinies. I hope bros is not one of them.

VENUE= WORD OF FAITH BIBLE CHURCH, NOMANSLAND KANO
YEAR= 1998

Pastor Bakare was guest preacher at the occasion. Just as mounted the rostrum he declared in plain, simple English `ABACHA HAD JUST RAD HIS LAST SPEECH AS PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA`
He went on to narrate that that word was from God and May he cease to have the anointing on his head should the word fail.
Two months later, truly, in an amazing fulfilment of prophecy, Abacha ate the forbidden apple and was despatched to Hades.
From thence, people trembled at the man’s word. So when he said Baba was going to die, he did not take it lightly. I am sure Baba had to do it the Ezekiel way. He too, turned to the wall and cried for mercy. He negotiated with God for 8more years. Unfortunately, the 8 years came too suddenly. So, Baba wanted three more years contrary to his plea bargain with EFCC of heaven.
In atonement Baba is back in convent, seeking for God’s face with math-set, ruler and pencils in some Egba primary school.
The question we should be asking now is what happened to the anointing on Bakare?
No doubt, he had it and perhaps still carries a tiny portion in his ARMANI DESIGNER SUITS. Vanity is the death knell of many destinies. I hope bros is not one of them.

Omo Eko:
BLack belts

are you a karate champion? >

femi big:
how do you get the best taste if u eat hot Amala & gbegiri with a fork

o`l boy, na hand you dey take taste gbegiri? me na mouth i dey use o.

@SEUN
you took from me a post, i shall requite it from you now.

i cannot seem to find my game plan for today again. please, help me beg Seun to give me my agenda for this night. e joooooo.

if he does not return it, i shall come back with a reviewed list and i am sure it will be heavier than the former one. i

i just want to commit only one sin, Seun no make am plenti.

Wadda hell is[b] IT[/b] trying to say?

at a mamaput joint, the man enters and bellows give me
1 shaki
1 ponmo
1 snail
1 liver
that fish, he points at the fried fish fillet
1 bokoto (cow-leg)
that should do with N20 amala.

all the above is a typical taxi driver afternoon meal.

but, really, just how many pieces of meat is ideal at any given meal time?

last night she denied me and abused me on top.
this night i am going back to an old flame.

i am only faithful to myself.

i was there at my daughter`s birth. no big deal.

Paw-Paw:
@Xris74Hungry ke? I fit feed your entire family o boy. Hahaha

na only feed? you go clothe dem, house dem and educate him clan join.
some people are just plain. plain as in empty upstairs. else how do you go into name calling for no apparent reason.

home training good o

eat, drink( wine,whisky,paraga,brandy,smooth stoutdon simon,don perignon, just about anything) , for that is your portion on earth.

certain bib;ical verses encourage us to shack to lift up our mood. no hard and fast rule about it.
just do it within your senses and what your pocket can carry. and do not be a slave to shakis

you all missed it. it is na SUNDAY EBOIGBE

i am worth more than $200,000. yep. the zimbabwe one by Lord Mugabe. i understand all that money will buy you only one round of fufu at Iya Basira restaurant.