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Judek2:
Thanks for the tip.. So how can I restore it to its normal 32GB.

Uninstall the app that u used for the swapping and i think that should do it.
If it doesnt then YOu have been blessed with more disk space.
Or the app may have modified ur vold.fstab file and the best way to change this is to do what i told u and restore the backup which the app must have created inside your root folder.

butanep:
Low self esteem. Build on your confidence.


You are not as short as Akin and pawpaw. They married a very tall lady.

Guy go and make money, you will see model fighting to get you.


... for me, my height is one of my selling point. I am 6ft 3". Am proud of myself.

None of what u said here makes sense.

ladies who married aki and paw paw dont love them.

they just like the fame and money.

That is exactly one of the things i mentioned in my post.

Your selling point is your 6ft3 in height and not your money nor your struggles.
dont u think that if u are rich that a short guy with all the money in the world has no chance if the two of u are competing to win a woman.
In fact the short guys wife will divorce him and go to you once u make the move.

I dont think you are in the best position to place advice here.

MissSlimbody:
...Sorry, I'm not

That was fast.
Why did u say that there was someone for me if u wouldnt accept me?

Then the one for me must be someone no man will ever want except me or that person doesnt exist.

Im just kidding anyway.

I opened this thread to show the plight of short people and why most short people are always bitter and are said to be wicked.

Its simply because of the way people treat them.

So can u guys imagine believing that their is a loving father who created you just to be hated and despised by your fellow men?

Thats one of the worst things to imagine in life.

So dont blame me for not believing in God.

PunkyVeer:
Lol, but they'd make a cute couple though. Like two elves

Well, I like my men a little taller of course. Around the same range as yours. There's something that makes you feel "safe" & protected around a tall man.

Please dont even try to demean this like i said earlier.

What u are saying is funny but it doesnt make things any better for me.

Sabrwahaqqo:
Ah! Eleyi gidi gan o
Bet reaaly, it's not ya fault oo
If u hv d financial means,
I can get u a beautiful virgin from our village
She'll love and respect U
And u can Behind her up to ur taste after she don born for u...lol jes kidding
To be serious and candid anyway ;
Stop running afta all dese high standard gurls o jare
Its apparent u don't have the confidence it takes to break through your very own walls save a female's
So, bruh, kip calm and look for ur size or some1 below
Build ya own confidence from their
When you feel your balls hv grown big enough
Get the her you want to have
It's that simple !

Thanks for that anyway but i dont think you have as much self confidence as i have.
Im not saying i dont get ladies for relationships, but the problem is getting the ones that suits me.

should i stoop too low to the level that wont wrok out just because i need a woman to marry?

Trust me, the problem is that the ones i want seem to look away each time i make a move.

Annd what do u mean by high class?
Does it mean im of the low class?
Thats my point exactly!

Who likes being a low class especially when its none of your fault.

MissSlimbody:
Op that you're 5ft doesn't mean you can't find love. You just need to work on your self esteem.

I know some ladies that married guys they are taller than.

You stop believing in God because of your height?

I'm sure they some guys you're taller than wishing to be 5ft tall.

Well its your decision whether to believe or not believe God...

Are you the one for me then?

Eyop:
Lol...naaah. I am 180cm on the dot so I pass you but if you are truly 174cm,then you try but e remain to confirm

Funny guy.
You two should make out already.

Eyop:
@ OP, there's a woman for every man or abi dwarf no dey marry If onodugo my former Neighbour who i guess is below 5ft could marry a beautiful lady that was 5ft7 then I believe there's still hope for you and you shouldn't worry yourself

And i should search forever to find that special one that i need abi?

You know that looking handsome makes the job easier and gives you more options.

I dont think any human should ever be in my shoes.

Welcomme:
Op brain needs serious hard formating..

Lol.
you cant imagine the gravity of this issue.

Some might think its about low self esteem but try being me.

..

MoonCares:
My mum is very tall likewsie his mum, his dad is short, my Dad is Average but in my Dad's family, some are short. My siblings are tall and average, his brother is very tall. So the two families have the share of tall, average and Short. Hahahahahaha.

So my fears is that am average but am taller than him..

Thank anyway for your advice.

I dont think you are 5 ft tall, otherwise u wont be calling 5ft average height.
Im a man and im 5ft tall and im very angry with my height.
i dont think you should marry this guy if he is less than 5ft and you are just 5ft urself.
Dont give birth to kids who will be as sad as i am now.
I am 30 and yet i cant find a way to get over this height issue.
pease dont do this.

trueman123:
SEX

That yash make sense die.

Judek2:
I tried to partition my 32GB memory card for link2sd to work with it.
I followed all the steps and procedures and it was successful. I now inserted it in my phone only to find out the memory has changed to 1.99TB . This is so confusing. Maybe I have damaged my SD or is that how it should be..?
Meanwhile, my link2sd still couldn't recognise the second partition.
please, anybody with experience on this should help me out.

If u really want to swap ur internal with the external memory on your android device, i would advice you to do it in the global environment.
Get a file explorer that can read the root of your internal memory and locate your "Vold.fstab file".
mount your device memory to read and write with that file explorer and edit the Vold.fstab file to the way you want. Always make sure to keep the original Vold.fstab file backed up or save it on another memory stick or ur pc so u dont mess up ur phone.
Please make sure you google how to swap the memory of ur exact phone memory before you try this.
This is very risky but its easy to do.
If you use this procedure u wont worry about changing your memory everything you restart the device.
Insert your sd card into another device or cpu to check what the memory shows.
It is possible that u have allocated the wrong memory size to your sd card while you tried the swapping.
Nothing is wrong with your sd card.
THe card should be atleast a class 10 sd card for the swapping to work perfectly.

lordm:
Sign of the end time

LOL
Funniest sh1t ive heard all day!

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Please can i get some of it?
I want in on that smoke sh1t dude.
Is it weed or meth?

khalhokage:
What is wrong with you? That's free midnight call not a tweak.

LOL

" ...surely this
creator MUST abide by this logic,since he's
dealing with logical beings,..."

That's what I talking about. That is logical thinking in play. You are dictating how you want the Almighty to respond to you. We are about 7 billion on this planet. Many more have died long before you were born and you feel so unique, Yahweh should come down to do what you want the way you want it? Hmmm.

Isaiah 55:8
"For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither
are your ways my ways, saith the Lord."

You do realize that the same bible says that God created us in his image.
This means we should be able to think like he thinks and walk in his ways like the bible commands.
If his ways are not like ours,how does the bible expect us to do that if we cant understand how he thinks and walks?

Dont you think that the people who wrote those things in the bible were trying to decieve you into believing that their write up is full of mystries which you cant comprehend unless you blindly accept their crap?

adewalker:
. How much I love those who use reason when it comes to religion...now from reason we know anytyn that comes from a vacuum must have a source.,every human have this tendency him then right from birth to belive in a supernatural being...their creator,every human have their belief about this creator,becose they reasoned that all this tall moutains,this cattles,the big shining lamp in the sky,all this thing perfectly made must have been arranged by something...so he rationalises and seeks a way to communicate with this creator,so he can know his purpose for life,we humans generally we easily get scared by things we don't know than things we know,so the human mind is wondering,wat happens to me wen am dead,how did I get here,who all put all this tyns there,he's seeking answers for this,so he believes someone must have put him,he believes this person is watching him from somewhere he can't know,so he looks to sky,and the best rational reason he comes up with is that,this creator must be in the uppermost world,watching him from there...now if there was a creator,he surely must not let man remain like this seeking for knowledge he doesn't have,this creator must tell him wat to do,why he was created...so the creator sends him messenger telling man,wat was required of him,telling him why he was created in the first place...

So by this logic God must have been created too!
If NO, then man was also not created!

See, that's the thing with logic. It seems to open your eyes so much, then diminishing return sets in. Logic is not perfect, but you try to use it to explain perfection. Yesterday Pluto was a planet, to its not. Yesterday Prof. Einstein was correct, some other time he was wrong, today he is partially correct. Logic has begotten children who keep fighting themselves: atheism, realism, idealism, e.t.c. Logic told me light was energy, logic told me light was matter. Logic told me light is matter and energy and that matter is anything that has mass and occupies space. If light is matter, why doesn't gravity bend light? Logic said our gravity is too weak, that a worm hole has enough to bend light. So is a worm hole matter or energy?
Logic said human ancestors were once fishes, then monkeys, then humans. It says that our children might move to the next stage.
If you must know, Yahweh is illogical. Logic is an asset of the human mind. Yahweh is not a logical being. He made you and I like this because He wanted to. You want to ask Him questions? You are free. Don't use someone's mistake to mask your choice. Humans are humans and God is God. You can't expect Him to fit your standards. He gave Adam and Eve a choice, they chose and got the consequences. If you have chosen Logic, remember someday, some other logical being will laugh at you and maybe insult your thinking. Yahweh doesn't need you to believe or disbelieve, He has asked you to choose. Remember little children always want things their way, not necessarily minding what consequences will follow.
You play basketball, that's cool. You love astronomy, awesome. Would be really nice to meet you in person. I love you with the love of Christ.

Yahweh isnt a logical being but he told some men to write down his commandments and words in such a way that logical beings could understand.
Yahwehs words and commandments are full of sh1t! MR.

Eddlad:
Am here,I didn't read that so if you can summarize it.

And you will never read. Thats why the pastors and other religious clergy men summarize their nonsense so-called word of God and decieve you with it.

dolphinheart:
So have you been able to learn what stops humans from living longer lives than they do now ?

YOu dont get it, do you?

im trying to tell you that the bible lied to you when it wrote that people lived up to 900 years.

Neantherthal man didnt even live up to 200 years old and they were here before the jewish cavemen and we the modern man.

Please grow some brain in your head. dont be afraid to think freely.

It was ordinary humans like you, much so, stupid normadic men that wrote the bible.

I bet your bible didnt see the computer and the internet coming, otherwise they would have prophesied it.

The only prophecies in the bible that looks real to the untrained eyes are wars and famine,earthquakes etc which were already happening in their time.
Its similar to a person telling you that your wrist watch will someday get broken.

common sense!

THINK FREELY.
LEAVE THE JEWISH NORMADIC CAVEMEN TO THEIR THOUGHTS AND WISHES. THEIR TIME HAS GONE.

An2elect2:
I have never seen an atheist ask a reasonable question, can't you break the record?

How come its only in religious books that you see people who has lived up to 900 years?
Where was God when he created the heavens and the earth?
If your God was all perfect why did he regret creating man?
If your God is all-loving and powerful claiming to have created the universe and man just by his words, why does he or why did he require that blood be shed always(remember the jews cleansed themselves with blood of animals and birds and then jesus died too to save you) just to forgive man's sins? If you think its proper for him to do it, why dont u urself require that a fellow human shed blood before u forgive them when they err against u?
Does this blood lust of your God not question his position as the creator since he cant do without the same blood that he created?
Is there any difference between this jewish God and those idols in Africa that require blood sacrifices? If u are honest and smart enough u will agree with me that this God is an idol invented by the jews.
Jehovahs witnesses always claim that a house cannot be built without a builder. they use this as an argument against atheists but in reality it is against themselves since they( all christians) believe that he created everything but he himself was not created by anything. NOW.......
Dont you think that a house and a builder logic is flawed by this reasoning?
(1) Since God exists then he must have been created or designed by someone or something else.
(2)If God was not created and yet he exists, then by this logic, man can also exist without being created!
Dont start with ur bull crap about God being a spirit and that he doesnt need to be created. Come up with something smart.
Luke 9:27 says" there are some of those standing here who will not taste death until they first see the kingdom of God". Jesus was telling his disciples this and yet they have all died. where the fk is that kingdom now? This a clear-cut example of one of the many false prophecies in the bible, yet people look for ways to divert these obvious lies into whatever nonsense they wish to call it just to feel good and "saved".
Please dont give me that transfiguration crap as the kingdom of God cos i was once a jehovahs witness and i know how the society make u dummies think. Transfiguration cant be the Kigdom of God since it didnt fulfil what the kingdom was meant to do for man and the earth.

I am a very proud ATHEIST.

donefezy:
i understand your plight ma, like i said am like u and i wont emphasize on this anymore. I can sense you've have read & heard things that made you to be confused. Like one commenter said, its possible u become an atheist or u turn ur back at all religion because you will never find the truth anywhere if you believe JW aint the truth..
Last ßullet: talking about Jw preaching that God will distroy every evil doer is the truth..just like he did at the time of Sodom and Gomorrah, and just like humans taking an anti virus to clear our system from a particular virus to prevent it from affecting other cells. This earth needs cleansing,can't u see? Even other religion preaches that also. He created us, he gave us life and he can take that back. And from what i can understand the war of armageddon is meant for satan and his demons & evil doers who will stil be alive by then .

Dude, you do realize that your so-called God created man and everything to be perfect, yet they sinned and everything became messed up.
Where did that virus come from that u used as a reference to God exterminating sin?
If the virus came from satan, didnt God create him to be perfect?
What assurance do you have that once God has wiped all evil from earth that evil wont rise up again, this time even worse because this time we now know sin unlike Adam and Eve who were created perfect.
Religion is full of sh1t and that is exactly one of the mind control means the bible and religion uses to attract and control people who fail to think for themselves.

I am 100 percent with bro. smart sayings there. imagine the bible telling uus that humans lived up to 900 years old and surprisingly too many people accepts this. What are we, retarded?

johnydon22:
[b]Bingo!!! The bolded alone is very deep if you think about it... why should another person in the first place be the one to tell you about a universal God, why should the characteristics of this God be postulated by another man, why can't this God be the one to that for himself or herself (sure you know if God does this nobody need believe with faith but rather you will be sure and know for sure just like you don't need faith to believe earth is real, you are sure of it)
. . .Little wonder the concept of yahweh in the old testament is entirely different from that of the new testament because deities are manipulated to be what the people want.

That is the point exactly. . . That's why i created a thread based on this, on how religions ridicule and paint their own God concepts to seem evil and all round barbaric. https://www.nairaland.com/2496350/questioning-implausibilities-giving-reason-chance

Of course i share no belief in this abstract concepts but if you are to invent a God, at least invent one that doesn't depict favouritism, judgementalism, egoism, narcissism, barbarism, sadism and all round absurdity.. [/b]

[quote author=MzNelly post=37367173][/quote]I was there too. Served as a baptized pubisher from 2001 till 2007 then i became an atheist. Jehovahs Witnesses are nice people, they advocate honesty and chastity. I was born into the family of witnesses and you can imagine how strict such a family would be. Mind control is their societies game plan. I was disappointed to realize that the bible was full of sh1t.
I dont know where you the op is coming from, whether you went to another religious group or u threw religion away entirely but its great to see someone who has the courage to abandon a religion full of extremists and fundamentalists who will go to any length to disfellowship and make you a pariah if you ever slip up from one of their rediculous rules.

Shut up. you should be the last person to correct people because yours is not even close to good at all.

Hawlahscho:
THE COMMON SILLY MISTAKES/ERRORS PEOPLE MAKE IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE.


They say "nobody is above mistake", that's is nothing but the truth, one of my lecturers does say; "error is when u don't know d right thing before saying the wrong thing, while mistake is when u know d right thing but u said d wrong thing"

Everybody is liable to mistakes of course, either silly or not, but some people are not expected to make silly mistakes, else it'll be categorized as unprofessional.

There was a day, I went to file a fresh case @d magistrate court Isabo Abeokuta, normally, any for me, any time I find myself in an/a official/formal organization like that, I express myself in English language because that's d official language, so after greetings, I explained to a woman what I came to do;
I: Ma, I came to file a new case, this is my first time of doing that, please how do I go about it?
The Woman: "E ko iranu siwaju joo, won a ma so Oyinbo bi eni pe won o gbo Yoruba, Oloyinbo o ki ku sile, America ni won n ku si." (Get out with rubbish, they'll be speaking English as if they don't understand Yoruba, English men don't die @home, they die in America). I was so embarrassed as the people there bursted into laughter, I just smiled it off as if it was nothing, I later replied, "E joo ma, bawo ni mo se ma se e?" (Please ma, how do I do it?) She directed me to one young man in d same office, I turned to his table, he looked @me and began to laugh again, "that's how they form as if they can even speak d correct English" he said. I was so annoyed but I didn't show it facially because what I went there to do was very important, he was still attending to me when a man of about 80years old that looks like a professor came in with his son, he followed d grown up son for age declaration or affidavit, the man requested for a teller so that his son could go and pay d necessary fees first;
The old man: Please, where can I get teller so that my son will go and pay d necessary fees?
The young man: Am sorry, there is no teller @d moment, I've WENT to REQUESTED for it more than 5times today.
The old man: You have what!!!?
The young man: I said I have WENT to REQUESTED for d teller several times today.
The old man: Oh my God! People like you still make such mistake? This is not professional @all, young man, it is not "I have WENT", it'll "I have GONE", and why should u say "to REQUESTED" when the correct thing is "to REQUEST". Please son, watch d way you speak English, it'll not our language though but your post here demands something fluent. The people on the queue were already laughing their lungs lungs out while d young man was just numb, I didn't know when I bursted into laughter too, I looked @his face again it was like "shit wey rain beat " , I cautioned my laughter until I left d office, I laugh each time I remember how d old man reacted to d "gunshot" that day. That triggered me to list out some common silly mistakes people make knowingly / unknowingly:

1: Auxiliary verbs mis-usage
From the young man's error above, he used the auxiliary verb "have" which d followed verb must be in part participle. "I have gone"

2: "To" and verb
When "to" is used, the followed verb must be in present tense; "I have come to tell you"

3: "Did" and verb
The same rule with "to", when u use "did", then ur next verb has to be present tense. That reminds me of what happened to me some years back, I accompanied my friend to choir rehearsal, a guy asked me if I came for rehearsal too, "No, I did not came for the rehearsal", I said, the guy was like "pardon?" I realized that I've "shot", I responded immediately "I said no, I just accompanied him to rehearsal"

4: Rules of Concord
This is well known to people, I still wonder why they misuse it pretty well.
i: When the noun or pronoun is singular, the verb too should be singular, e.g "Lalasticla uses 23 hours online out of his 24 hours in a day"
ii: When the noun or pronoun is plural, d verb should be plural. E.g "I wonder if Nairaland moderators work somewhere else"

5: Mis-usage of singular verb "does"
Especially in negative sentences, after using "does", the next verb, d next verb should not be in singular again: "He does not know" He does not knows

6: You can correct my mistakes/errors and add yours



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Ibiyomee:
I just advice them to do nothing cos it will be so bad to be seen with something not worth it

how is she something that is not worth it?
Arent u one of those that believe that God created man and that everything he created was good?
Why do u now consider some ugly and some beauttiful?
Or should we believe that God had notthing to do with her existence?

To me, i would hit that a55 anytime!

obontami:
babe forget that thing jare


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movies arent meant to be holy. if you want chastity go to church.
You complaining about s3x in movies must have had s3x a dozen times even before marriage.
You also watch lots of p0rn too, dont you?
Nollywood movies are way below what modern day acting should be and showing s3x scenes is supposed to be an integral part of the industry.
What a hypocritical bastard you must be.
Jesus or mohamed never watched movies. Stop complaining about what they show in movies. If you do not like what a movie displays then switch off you television and stop being foolish.

malvisguy212:
yes. GOD knows everything.

So God knows everything yet in Genesis 6:6/ he regreted creating man.
Regrets happen when you do things that their outcomes are undesirable. God didnt know that man would become so bad thats why he regreted creating man.

So, please shut up and stop lying to yourself and others like you.
Quit being religious and think freely!