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Politics / Re: FG Announces Dates For Ocholi's Funeral by Kockane(m): 4:23pm On Mar 09, 2016
ambitionlady:
If aSsumed his still alive, we for ask d man, how many soul he killed before he get to that post and ask the wife how she got married to dis man/have he killed for her man?. At-times, what will do many years back, affect our today. May Almighty Allah forgive him and his family and let dem rest in perfect peace. And to all we that remain, this is a lesson to us, let us do good and let the devil be ashmed. There is no gain in bad things. To me I still prefer to die young with the life am living than to liv long and be sorrowing another soul.

Who is this individual?

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Properties / Re: (PICS) We Offer Abuja Property Seekers An Easy Access To Choice Property by Kockane(m): 7:29pm On Feb 23, 2016
Hello, please I'm seeking to rent a self contain or one bedroom flat around the utako-jabi-wuse 2 axis. Budget is between 500-600k. Any one on ground?
Politics / Re: EFCC Arrests Abba Moro, Others Over 2014 Immigration by Kockane(m): 9:18pm On Feb 22, 2016
Crucify him!!!

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Politics / Re: Onyeka Onwenu: "They Worked Against Me As Director-General Because I'm An Igbo" by Kockane(m): 6:41am On Feb 18, 2016
Mummy Onyeka, ordinarily you belong in the class of King Sunny Ade, Oliver de coque, Ebenezer Obey, etc. Because truly you are a veteran in the industry but unfortunately today, due to your greed and wanton desire for easy wealth, you have sold your integrity to the highest bidder and lost all respect that should be accorded a woman of your calibre. Today, I wouldn't even place you in the class of people like Vic-O, because at least, those people have something they stand for, for you madam, I'm yet to see exactly what your values are.

From supporting Babangida's tyrranical rule, to spearheading Abacha's "President for life" ambition, to licking Obasanjo's butt, Yaradua didn't have your time but you eventually wriggled your way into power again with GEJ and carried his failed reelection bid on your head like a pure water seller.

Right now you should just bow your head in shame please, and stop trying to whip up tribal sentiments because you lost a job given to you as compensation. Because if I ask you now, since you got into office, how have you been able to touch the life of the average Nigerian? You go dey look me like luqmon.

Please be gone! Nothing you or say willbchange the fact that you were disgraced out of office.

#iStandWithBuhari

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Career / Re: FirstCity Monument Bank Sacks 150 Staff Over 'Economic Downturn’ by Kockane(m): 7:31pm On Feb 01, 2016
Hzhz
Politics / Re: Building Sealed By EFCC In Wuse 2 Abuja Is Not GTB Property by Kockane(m): 6:48pm On Jan 17, 2016
arabianights:


if you happen to be staff,this is not the place to rebuke the story.Get on Tv,radio and Newspapers,buy a page on every popular National daily.Reputation is image and is everything.

No one will believe you till this is done

Thanks for your recommendation. But I'm afraid it won't be necessary. My mission has since been accomplished. smiley
Politics / Building Sealed By EFCC In Wuse 2 Abuja Is Not GTB Property by Kockane(m): 9:22am On Jan 17, 2016
I woke up this morning to an alarming topic on front page about EFCC sealing GTBank's building in Wuse 2 and I have to say both the original post and ensuing comments depicted an alarming level of ignorance.

So every beautiful orange big building you see now is a GTB building GTBank has only three branches in Wuse 2, one by Kiss FM, one at omega plaza and the one by Ap plaza, check the bank's website for a list of all its branches and see for yourself if this building will be listed as one. It's truly unfair to be misinforming the public this way, all in the name of sensationalism. This is the sort of misinformation that sends people to jail in saner climes.

Pls, Seun and other Mods should be careful to verify news first before putting them on front-page. This is so so embarrassing, unprofessional and puts the image of the Bank in bad light.

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Hints About Dropping Deekay From HKN Music, On Twitter by Kockane(m): 12:40pm On Jan 11, 2016
Kamal Ajiboye follow for the list?? Kamal wey run forget Davido the day wey robbers attack dem for South Africa. The heart of man is truly wicked. How can you abandon your artiste because some teenagers brought out gun to rob you. Gun o! Ordinary gun, gun that can only harm your body but not your soul. If Na me be Davido, I will never speak to that Kamal again in my life after that incident. Eleribuu. angry

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Music/Radio / Re: 8 Nigerian Musicians That Needed To Stop Making Music In 2016 by Kockane(m): 2:45pm On Jan 01, 2016
This is a crappy list without that slowpoke called Vic-O!!!

You can't imagine he made his own cover for Adele's Hello.

Hello, hello, hello, Babeeeeeeeey, hello, hello hellooooooooo....

Abeg I don't want to vex this January 1st. Modify that list, remove either Ice prince or Iyanya and include Vic-O immediately!!!

angry


Happy New Year people!

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Politics / Re: Kaduna APC Suspends Senator Shehu Sani For 11 Months by Kockane(m): 8:15am On Dec 29, 2015
They don't want you to criticize them. You gotta stay focused, it's the key to more success - DJ KHaled, 2015.
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairalanders Share Your Xmas Selfies by Kockane(m): 3:57pm On Dec 25, 2015
The irony is, the good looking ones won't post, Na the ones wey worwor go dey hustle front-page.

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Politics / Re: PDP Wishes President Buhari A Happy Birthday by Kockane(m): 2:49pm On Dec 17, 2015
Waiting for this to hit FP
Education / Re: Parent's Reply To A Teacher's Comment On Child's School Report Card by Kockane(m): 8:56pm On Dec 13, 2015
The Bible has said it, during the end of days, nations will rise against nations, there will be wars, famines, and indeed, end time reports like this shall be common place. Brethren, be wise! The Antichrist is here!

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Education / Re: Poor Grades In School: Come To My Aid Nlders, I Need Your Advice by Kockane(m): 10:56am On Dec 11, 2015
AmNotADullard:


I don't really see it as the only escape route, I just want to make my dad happy, I wasn't even pretty brainy, I was extremely brainy... More like a super kid, all of a sudden, all just went down.
I would start thinking of how to explore other options. Blessings sir.

Brother, I won't totally agree with that person. You must above all else, ensure you get your degree first whilst you probably learn other things on the side. Hustle your way through it, cram and pour, copy and paste, do all it takes. Bleep all that Steve Jobs talk, this is Naija. Life is a gamble but you can't gamble on making it in life by dropping outta school, it's totally insane!

I'm not a religious person o, but you can't totally rule out what they call ogun idile.

Wish you all the very best.
Romance / Re: Pre-marital Sex: 4 Hard Facts Guys Won't Tell You by Kockane(m): 8:41pm On Nov 19, 2015
depressedsoul:
I was born and bred in Lagos Nigeria. i am over 30 but swimming in poverty. i attended a university in Ogun state but i dropped out due to the loss of my mother who happened to be my sponsor back then. My father died before i was 4years old so i had no one to fall back on. I am the only child and life has been so cruel to me. I have no job at hand. My fathers family has taken possession of his property at Agege Lagos because they insist my mother had me for another man due to stories i'm hearing for the first time since my parent's demise. The story of my life is so wide, bitter and depressing. The moral of my epistle is that i need a casual job to survive. I am contemplating suicide at the moment and i almost drank sniper insecticide today. This is my last attempt at survival before i do the needful on my existence. Nairalanders please help me find any legal job be it unskilled labour. I have tried and tried but to no avail. Pardon me for been incoherent. I am a depressed soul waiting to see if my life can have a second chance.

This is not fraud nor scam. if you really want to know how real my story is kindly send me a private message.

U still never commit the suicide? It's taking too long o, before these people start thinking you are not serious.

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Politics / Re: Dansuki House Arrest: DSS Releases Statement by Kockane(m): 8:17am On Nov 06, 2015
Tycoflu:

But e don land for front page. # Godwin. cool
But e don land for front page. # Godwin.

Hehehe... Help me tell him o.
Politics / Re: Dansuki House Arrest: DSS Releases Statement by Kockane(m): 8:15am On Nov 06, 2015
ejibaba:


Why?

I no tell u? cheesy
Politics / Re: Dansuki House Arrest: DSS Releases Statement by Kockane(m): 9:33pm On Nov 05, 2015
This should make FP....

MODIFIED: To the poster below me that was doubting the this topic's FP credentials, you see?

I have garnered over 1,100 likes in my about 9 years sojourn on this forum, I am practically a red cap chief, I can smell FP material with my ears.

Now I want to use this as a point of contact to all Nairalanders home and abroad, just as he has done for me today, may the Living God vindicate you in front of you enemies who have said you will not make it! You will not only reach your promised land (FP in this case), your glory will be there for all to see and to the shame of your enemies IJN!!!

DONT JUST SAY AMEN, HIT THAT MADAFOKIN LIKE BUTTON!!! cheesy

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Education / Re: Can You Solve This Math That Baffled Australian Students? by Kockane(m): 1:53pm On Nov 04, 2015
scarr:


These particular ones would have to do extra moral classes for d whole term...thats what happens when an Olodo is forming ITK

Azzzzin! Dis is one of those questions you dont spend more than 10 secs on in an MCQ type of exam. Some people dey mention dodecagon! shuuuuu... cheesy
Education / Re: Can You Solve This Math That Baffled Australian Students? by Kockane(m): 1:49pm On Nov 04, 2015
iyke2ken:



Na your type we day block outside school burst thier eyes.

Lmao! You sef, why you no go sabi book? cheesy
Family / Re: Baby Found Abandoned By Mother Inside Bush In Ilorin (pics) by Kockane(m): 1:41pm On Nov 04, 2015
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Family / Baby Found Abandoned By Mother Inside Bush In Ilorin (pics) by Kockane(m): 1:40pm On Nov 04, 2015
This one day old Baby was found abandoned by her mother at birth at Feruke Bello Street, Tanke Area Ilorin.

A resident of the area, Elder Alegbe found the baby in the early hours of Monday, November 2, 2015 whilst taking an early morning walk. He heard the sound of the baby crying and went into the bush to further investigate.

Its sad that people can be so callous as to abandon such an adorable creature, even after you carried it in your womb for 9 whole months. The baby has since been handed over to social welfare.

God bless the little one.

CC: Lalasticlala

Education / Re: Can You Solve This Math That Baffled Australian Students? by Kockane(m): 1:31pm On Nov 04, 2015
scarr:


like i dont even get where they are seeing 60, even a right angle of 45 is clearly bigger than that angle up there

I wish we were still in school and this was continuous assessment and the teacher says those that fail this question will stay behind after school hours for extra mural classes. I go laff them ehn! cheesy
Education / Re: Can You Solve This Math That Baffled Australian Students? by Kockane(m): 1:26pm On Nov 04, 2015
Demmocrats:


It seems you didn't study elementary maths the dude is so correct

X = 60degree

Please don't vex me this afternoon. I had A1 in my waec and still minored in maths and statistics back in Uni. What is your pedigree in the math world?? angry The other coin is just a distraction. Look again or explain to me how you arrived at your 60 degrees.
Education / Re: Can You Solve This Math That Baffled Australian Students? by Kockane(m): 12:44pm On Nov 04, 2015
ChokolateBoss:
60 degrees.
Each angle of a polygon = 180(n - 2)/n
For 12-sided polygon, each angle
= 180 (12 - 2)/12 = 150 deg
X = 360 - (150 + 150) = 60

Bros, I'm afraid you are so wrong!

360 degrees divided by 12 sides equal 30 degrees. what da hell is baffling in this biko?

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Career / Re: How Quitting My Job Made Me Cry by Kockane(m): 8:03am On Nov 04, 2015
gunuvi:

Maybe it's time for you to quit working for others. You may try and start yours too though it's not always easy at the beginning.

This guy is the devil. Don't listen to him!

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Health / Re: Beer Vs Wine: Which Is Better? by Kockane(m): 10:32pm On Oct 31, 2015
Wine or Beer? Me, I prefer alcohol to the two of them. kiss

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Health / Re: I Found Dis Inside A Paracetamol Tab. by Kockane(m): 12:04pm On Oct 31, 2015
gulfer:
Please what brand of paracetamol has the IL inscribed on it, the manufacturer should be reported to NAFDAC Asap.

The inscription is TL, Tuyil pharmaceuticals in Ilorin are the makers. I see them paying op some cool cash if Shz able to get a good lawyer to scare dem silly.
Health / Re: I Found Dis Inside A Paracetamol Tab. by Kockane(m): 11:59am On Oct 31, 2015
That's Tuyil Paracetamol, Google them and give them a call, they operate from Ilorin Kwara state. Congratulations, please spend the money wisely.

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Politics / Re: The Emperor Of The Country of Western Nigeria Order CBN To Print 3Trillion by Kockane(m): 5:43am On Oct 31, 2015
Okay, I think this is dat moment of truth when u realise that OP is really very mad. embarassed

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