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Politics / Re: Orubebe: Time To Reciprocate - PHOTOS by Kockane(m): 5:38am On Oct 31, 2015
He should rot in jail.

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Family / Re: I’m Sad! Mum Is Having An Affair Six Month’s After Dad’s Death’ by Kockane(m): 1:50pm On Oct 30, 2015
I mean no disrespect o, OP but your momsie's is a hoe.
Politics / Re: FG Relocates Boko Haram Detainees From Ekwulobia by Kockane(m): 8:11pm On Oct 28, 2015
Them boiz are returning home. Awon Omo Igbo sef dey fear Boko Haram sha... Biko, no carry them pass South West o, just go thru Enugu, down to the Igala/Ebirra part of Kogi, to Benue, you can dump them anywhere in the north, Shebi they are all brothers... Awon eleribuu. angry

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Family / Re: How My Late Aunt Maturely Dealt With Her Cheating Husband.........ladies LEARN! by Kockane(m): 11:37am On Oct 27, 2015
akike:


Agbaya, she is right

Iyalaya re l'agbaya. kiss

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Family / Re: How My Late Aunt Maturely Dealt With Her Cheating Husband.........ladies LEARN! by Kockane(m): 11:36am On Oct 27, 2015
akike:


Agbaya, she is right

Iyalaya re l'agbaya. cheesy

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Family / Re: How My Late Aunt Maturely Dealt With Her Cheating Husband.........ladies LEARN! by Kockane(m): 11:33am On Oct 27, 2015
daretodiffer:


Apology for what? Nigerians have come again o

Would I have if I knew she was dead? No
Am I remorse for using such words on her? Yes
Do I have to apologise? No
Why? Because it has been done and the op is too silly to admit his own mistakes and too silly to accept one


I can attack his aunt. Why? Because he used his aunt's case to attack all women.
Can I see that I shouldn't have attacked her? yes, because I realised that I could have insulted him for not recognising that his aunt's case was different and I should have explained his aunt's actions in a much clearer way without insulting her.

Can you blame me? Not really. he attacked me first with his aunt's actions.





Are you biased? Yeah, you wouldn't let the dead aunt go after repeated explanation and if I were to apologise, it is not in your place to tell me so


You are lucky this is online and not real life. The beat wen I for beat you Ehn! So uncouth and Mannerless! All these children without home training. Kai! You are a shame to those who raised you... angry

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Family / Re: How My Late Aunt Maturely Dealt With Her Cheating Husband.........ladies LEARN! by Kockane(m): 11:25am On Oct 27, 2015
daretodiffer:


Bwahahahaha

I am a bitter and old if that makes you feel bettercheesy

The op modified his thread title. You didn't start the thread with him so why don't you keep to yourself, mad man cool.



I am in a school you can only dream to be wink

So you're still in school, kid? Oya go and read your books. Alaileko Omo.

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Family / Re: How My Late Aunt Maturely Dealt With Her Cheating Husband.........ladies LEARN! by Kockane(m): 11:19am On Oct 27, 2015
daretodiffer:


Sorry to say this but you have no right to quote me. How am I to know that the aunty is late?undecided

You are the dumbest person I've met in my almost ten years of being on nairaland. Gosh! angry

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NYSC / Re: NYSC Corpers Selected To Serve In Ekiti State by Kockane(m): 4:39pm On Oct 26, 2015
Topshow2010:


Its encouraging,pls wats your area of speciality in d medical field?

Wow... I posted that some four years ago! I studied Anatomy so I lectured in the school of nursing arm of the teaching hospital. I have since gone into banking though.

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Politics / Re: Fashola, Six Others For IGG Award In US by Kockane(m): 5:19am On Oct 26, 2015
Singingbae:

Guy u dull pass slippers,

Akpabio was listed in guiness book of record!!

Whose child is this?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Best Way To Apply For Jobs Online! by Kockane(m): 9:59pm On Oct 24, 2015
Ff

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Institute Of International Affairs Job Recruitment (5 Positions) by Kockane(m): 1:15pm On Oct 23, 2015
Iranu. All these vacancies they advertise just to fulfill all righteousness. Me wey manage comot school with 2.2 now they are talking of P.HD, Professor, ori Awon people Yii ti daru sha. Abeg come and take your job, I don't want! Rubbish! angry

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Politics / Re: CNN Breaking News:Tension in South East over Biafra agitation. by Kockane(m): 9:13pm On Oct 22, 2015
Such needless brainless agitation for an already failed state. Biafra is dead on arrival! Let the noise continue, we go see who go first tire. Awon okponu. angry

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Crime / Re: Mad Man Kills 9 People, Sets House Ablaze In Enugu by Kockane(m): 8:17am On Oct 14, 2015
I dunno why I find this story insanely hilarious! I couldn't stop laughing all through. cheesy

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Travel / Re: Know About Countries, People And Things Around The World by Kockane(m): 6:46am On Oct 11, 2015
all4naija:

By relative term it is not as forested as Canada. Canada is the most densely forested nation on the planet.

But in absolute terms, Russia takes the day.

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Politics / Re: Bomb Sound Around Nyanya Axis Abuja by Kockane(m): 9:17pm On Oct 10, 2015
God save us in this country. What's really going on in that Nyanya? Our security forces really need to comb that suburb and rid or of these animals.

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Romance / Re: How Do I Politely Return Her Gifts? by Kockane(m): 2:25pm On Oct 08, 2015
First of all, those items are fake and CHEAP!!! Highest she spent, 10k.

Even if na 30k, get her something commensurate with what she gave you and move on.

So with all your forming, its these kind of "skelewu" babe you can attract?

Sorry for you.

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Celebrities / Re: Pop Star Terry G's Son Got More Swag Than Most Celebrities by Kockane(m): 4:21pm On Sep 26, 2015
Apple doesn't fall too far from the tree... Ginjah Ginjah a.k.a swagga swagga jnr! cheesy

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Phones / Re: Blackberry Confirms The Rumor That It Is Working On An Android Phone. by Kockane(m): 9:00am On Sep 26, 2015
The Yoruba adage that says, it's till you see another person's father's farm, you would keep assuming your father's farm is the largest in the world.

Two weeks ago, I was still swearing allegiance to my blackberry Q10 till I lost it and a client got me HTC M9....


Cheeeeeeesos!!!! Everyday I'm discovering something new on the phone and I can't stop regretting all those wasted years on bb.

If them like, they should run it on human DNA OS, as for me o... Blackberry is dead and gone in my life!

Apart from me still getting used to the on-screen keyboard, this device is definitely gonna be one of the highlights of my 2015!

#Team HTC


....sent from my HTC One M9 kiss

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Education / Re: At What Point Can We Say That One Is Educated? by Kockane(m): 4:22pm On Sep 25, 2015
That man they call Daura Dul.lard... Even as he no really pass waec, we still vote am and today he is President. Education is overrated jare.

Modified as the topic hits front page:

Please any Nairalander in Abuja sharing Sallah meat? cry

Barka da Sallah, christian or Muslim, we are all one. kiss

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Politics / Re: Photos From The Code Of Conduct Of Saraki's Tribunal Trial by Kockane(m): 8:58pm On Sep 18, 2015
Abeg, they should also add that multi-billion Naira overhead bridge he built at Post Office, Ilorin to his list of charges. Saraki must not escape this o! Shebi na Osinbajo he call ordinary commissioner, hin own go be ordinary prisoner. Eleribuu! angry

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Crime / Re: Disabled Nigerian Drug Trafficker Dies Of Swallowed Cocaine Pellets In Ghana by Kockane(m): 8:12pm On Sep 14, 2015
He should look at the brighter side, with that amount of coke stuffed in his belly when he died, he'll be high AF at the pearly gates, and when Apostle Peter tells him his name ain't in the book of life, na laff he go laff enter hell fire... Cuz everything is funny when you're high. grin

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Education / Re: PHOTOS: See What They Did To An Ambrose Ali University Graduate by Kockane(m): 7:23pm On Sep 14, 2015
How can you open someone's bombom and pour sand inside?

Stuff like this is supposed to be funny but this one is downright stupid and disgusting!

Buhari, do and come back from this your France trip, Nigerians are going back to the dark days of stupidity under the GEJ Era.

Sai Baba... kiss

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Celebrities / Re: Precious Eke: I Cant Go With Pant And Bra On Set by Kockane(m): 7:18pm On Sep 14, 2015
Misleading topic... I thought she meant she doesn't wear pant and bra on set and I was already getting set to see a yellow Igbo actress wearing nightgown with her nipples showing.

Rubbish! Muftau, come and carry this vaseline and tissue paper back to the shelf jare, they won't be needed anymore. angry

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Politics / Re: Breaking!!! Authentic Buhari Ministerial List by Kockane(m): 9:56pm On Sep 13, 2015
exhibition:
is it true?

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You still haven't given up? slowpoke.
Career / Re: What Nigerian Banks Pay Their Workers by Kockane(m): 9:43am On Sep 07, 2015
Konnektions146:


Blasphemy Grammar!!!

Which part is wrong?
I don't say what i don't know.....


Quote me wrong Sir

Calm down with the exaggerations sire, I've been on both sides of the wall, its not bad as u're making it look. You've chosen to leave out a whole Lotta pros whilst amplifying the cons.

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: //pictures Speak// Ilorin Version Of #madeofblack by Kockane(m): 6:28am On Sep 07, 2015
exhibition:


Need anything from Jumia?
Contact me now!

Nobody will contact you now, later or probably forever if u don't find a better way to advertise urself. The above seems like a hawker shouting and commanding passersby to patronize him.

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Career / Re: What Nigerian Banks Pay Their Workers by Kockane(m): 11:25pm On Sep 02, 2015
Konnektions146:


you seems to think you know or have someone in GTBANK
now let me tell you something, if you add up all the pay a GTBANK staff gets in a 12 calender month, the bank is not amongst the first 10 in nigerian bank by pay.

E.g. GTB leave allowance is 10% of their basic pay(an Executive Trainee in GTB collects less than 60K as Leave Allowance) but a bank like first bank pay 10% of Gross(this is well over 200k(i am not sure right, i left a while ago).

GTB Bonus and profit sharing for entry level staff is a joke, most times the profit pay is not up to 70k

This former MD of GTB was the best they will ever have, he died with good working condition in that bank

Meanwhile Diamond Bank pay the highest profit bonus in Nigeria Banking industry

Oga, calm down and stop blaspheming. You know not what you're saying.
Celebrities / Re: Toyin Aimakhu Removes Husband's Name, Delete Hubby Photos,Calls Herself Miss by Kockane(m): 7:28am On Aug 24, 2015
SPG4U:
Am not surprise



No,you're not. You're SPG4U. lipsrsealed
Politics / Re: Oba Sijuwade And Chief Obafemi Awolowo (Throwback Photo) by Kockane(m): 8:20am On Aug 13, 2015
There is a new trend on Nairaland that's getting annoyingly irritating!

Someone will just quote one looooooooooong original post only to write "this is great" or something really silly. I gotta tell em mods, that sh*t is so Damn annoying! Why quote the entire thing only to type a few words? Do you even know how hard and annoying it is to scroll through a quoted post you've read over and over again? Kai, thank God say man no be God o! Make me a mod for just 1 day and I will ban all the culprits for life! Nonsense. angry

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