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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Are People Now Afraid Of Bank Jobs? by Kockane(m): 12:43pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
Who is afraid? Definitely not me. Dunno wen peeps wld stop bad-mouthing bank jobs on this forum. 3 different banks offered your friends jobs and dey rejected em all? Who are deir fadaz, Dangote and Otedola? Oniro oshi! 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Turn Nasty When In Groups? by Kockane(m): 6:50am On Oct 08, 2012 |
Its like d case of d vulnerability of a broomstick standing alone as compared to when its in a bunch. In the company of demselves, deir self-esteem increases and suddenly they feel invincible. Its not peculiar to only women anyways but it seems to be more pronounced in them. Girls... Such amazing creatures anyways. Easy to love and mess with. 3 Likes |
Health / Re: Czech Man Becomes The First Person In The World To Live With No Heart Or Pulse by Kockane(m): 6:35am On Oct 08, 2012 |
Inferiority complex. Instead of complaining and comapring d white and black men, why not get up and start thinking of ways to make d world beta. This should be a challenge to us all, not a reason to admit urs is an inferior race. Great innovation though... And I'm still black and proud. 5 Likes |
Business / Re: Banks In Ekiti Locked Out Customers For Fear Of Robbers? by Kockane(m): 12:23am On Sep 25, 2012 |
Brand_new: So armed robbers have now invaded Ekiti state.See question!!! Dat place is d headquaters of insecurity in western Nigeria. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Are There Still Jobs In Nigeria? by Kockane(m): 10:37am On Aug 25, 2012 |
badmrkt: yap!kidnapping,fruading,looting,armed robbery,yahoo yahoo(igbo tins sha)!!! Awon omo Igbo |
Romance / Re: URGENT HELP NEEDED!!! This Girl Wan Job Me!!! by Kockane(m): 9:00am On Aug 18, 2012 |
tpapi: service not guaranteedWho is dis person? |
Romance / Re: URGENT HELP NEEDED!!! This Girl Wan Job Me!!! by Kockane(m): 5:37pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
BoboYekini: |
Romance / Re: I Dont Understand My Mama Again by Kockane(m): 4:55pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
denzel2009:Toh... Op, answer dat question first b4 we dissect this issue for you. |
Romance / Re: URGENT HELP NEEDED!!! This Girl Wan Job Me!!! by Kockane(m): 4:51pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
temi4fash: Just leave am, I go deal wiv d babe on my own. No b for this thread d beef start... |
Romance / Re: URGENT HELP NEEDED!!! This Girl Wan Job Me!!! by Kockane(m): 4:49pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
BoboYekini: Boda yekini, ki ni ti yin? |
Music/Radio / Re: PSquare - Alingo by Kockane(m): 1:07pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
mikuz: Get a mind of ur own dude. |
Romance / Re: URGENT HELP NEEDED!!! This Girl Wan Job Me!!! by Kockane(m): 12:49pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
AmBeautiful: Babe, I couldn't do it cuz even after covering ur ugly face wiv pillow, d ooze from ur punany just wldnt let my peepee stand. |
Romance / Re: URGENT HELP NEEDED!!! This Girl Wan Job Me!!! by Kockane(m): 11:18am On Aug 17, 2012 |
temi4fash: No mind am, wiv her face like shit wey dem match. |
Romance / Re: URGENT HELP NEEDED!!! This Girl Wan Job Me!!! by Kockane(m): 11:08am On Aug 17, 2012 |
deshclones: op..you blew 20k on a gal wey you don sabi before??holly molly...werrin dey do you??na so you dey burn money??WTF...nobi dat same chic wey you show us her pics??naim you blow 20k on top??..dude you fall our hand walahi....that chic na 4-5k babe jor..come ajah mk i show you 5k ashi..you go bow...gals so fresh and clean...anyway nothing spoil..since she dey enter lag dis weekend..kindly pm guys her contact details..make we help recoup your money for you... My guy, no be so o. If na ashi tinzzz, N1,500 toto full airwaves for wuse 2 ere in abuja. Clean sexy chicks like dis! Dis was a punny I had to knack @ all costs. Its one tin to spend moni on a girl, its anoda tin to actually GIVE her d moni. I'm not d giving type, buh I fit spend anyfn to have a good tym, eida on hommie or hoe. And for doz interested in continuing dis gospel from where I'll stop, PM me if you want her details... #HommieOverHoes. |
Romance / Re: URGENT HELP NEEDED!!! This Girl Wan Job Me!!! by Kockane(m): 9:12pm On Aug 16, 2012 |
AmBeautiful: See dis ugly girl o! Wiv ur face like mokwa road. Wowo tin! No b only Ambeautiful, don't make me start wiv you agn dis nyt o... |
Romance / Re: URGENT HELP NEEDED!!! This Girl Wan Job Me!!! by Kockane(m): 9:07pm On Aug 16, 2012 |
OP is back o!!!! Sorry guys, had a real long day 2day, just getn home to see all these... To all my advisors, may God continue to give you d wisdom and knowlege in issues like dis. Nairaland is blessed! Yes, we went to see d movie as planned, she came alone. And it was even a movie I'd seen b4 sef, hunger games. Buh as per say I sabi wetin I dey target, I pay d moni, buy am popcorn and drink, I had same. Thank God for the AC's, na from there she don dey hold me say she dey feel cold. As a gentleman, took off ma jacket and gave her to wear... Long story short, we ended up havn dinner afterwards and headed straight to my place. Dis tym, I no mind even if na r*pe, I deserved dat kitty. Which kain tin, e pass toto ni, I don dey spend reach almost 20k now o! But fortunately for me, it all went down with minimal fuss. E be like say d konji wey dey her body pass my own sef. Best kitty I've had dis year walai! Now I'm goin to her place 2mao after work to give her one for the road, shz returnin to lag on satday! Brethren, make una helep me Praise da Lord!!!!!!!! 1 Like |
Romance / Re: URGENT HELP NEEDED!!! This Girl Wan Job Me!!! by Kockane(m): 6:41pm On Aug 15, 2012 |
deshclones: Hahahahahahahaha! Ur a goat! I dint fink of it dat way naw, besides its not her pic dat was dere, it was her friend's. Anyways I don comot am. And as per ow I take get my tailoring job... You dey craze!!! Lolzzzzzzzzzzz. Anyways, I'm enroute silverbird now sha, I can feel myself getn lucky 2nyt. |
Romance / Re: URGENT HELP NEEDED!!! This Girl Wan Job Me!!! by Kockane(m): 5:28pm On Aug 15, 2012 |
Chrisbenogor: Okay, guys... We're hooking up 2nyt after work, I'm guessing she'll be wiv her friend buh I wanna be sure shz alone first. A late nyt movie is preferable, so she'll have no choice but to sleep over. Dis is my chance to faya, I pray the gods grant me luck. |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Drop Ur Bb Pin Here And May Have A Date by Kockane(m): 5:00pm On Aug 15, 2012 |
I can see only male pins ere. Eeeeeeew! *Spits and walks out* |
Romance / Re: URGENT HELP NEEDED!!! This Girl Wan Job Me!!! by Kockane(m): 1:53pm On Aug 15, 2012 |
debosky: @ Kockane Are you sure? Cuz d way I'm seeing it, she is looking to suck as much as possible and run away. Omo, na to close package, move onto the nxt one jare. Life is too short to be doing long tin wiv one girl... |
Romance / Re: URGENT HELP NEEDED!!! This Girl Wan Job Me!!! by Kockane(m): 10:38am On Aug 15, 2012 |
UPDATE: She don ping me dis morning say hope we're still seeing d movie I promised her. After she don bone me for 2 days now o... Una no see say I don suffer? Dis girl really thinks I'm a fool. See the chat:
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Romance / Re: Does A Guy Has The Right To Seize His Girlfriend Phone? by Kockane(m): 9:52am On Aug 15, 2012 |
AmBeautiful: Sugar daddy? Ow old are you? I hope ur not one of dez teenagers? Awwwwwww... So I've been bashing a kid all day? I'm so sorry. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Does A Guy Has The Right To Seize His Girlfriend Phone? by Kockane(m): 6:28am On Aug 15, 2012 |
slimyem: i never see the boyfriend wey go seize my phone even if na im buy am... Go and date Chris Brown first, wen he take punch comot ur two front teeth, help you rearrange ur mascara, nobody will tell you to submit ur fone and run for ur dear life! |
Romance / Re: Does A Guy Has The Right To Seize His Girlfriend Phone? by Kockane(m): 6:25am On Aug 15, 2012 |
AmBeautiful: Who gives a rat's arssse about ur personal life? I'm concerned about the numerous guys ur misleading wiv dat ur catchy username. Heck, do you know you could go to jail for that? Its called IMPERSONATION!!! #GodisWatchingYou. |
Romance / Re: URGENT HELP NEEDED!!! This Girl Wan Job Me!!! by Kockane(m): 9:24pm On Aug 14, 2012 |
jhydebaba: R*pe bawo? I no get mind for dat one nah. Buh wich kain style I no try dat nyt... R.kelly (slow motion) d geh no gree me. Terry G (Fast and furious) she no gree me. See me wey don dey happy as d geh dey gulp my vodka and jack daniels earlier dat nyt, finkn she'll be high and all. To my suprise, na me eventually pass out after all my attempts proved abortive. |
Romance / Re: URGENT HELP NEEDED!!! This Girl Wan Job Me!!! by Kockane(m): 6:49pm On Aug 14, 2012 |
gree-die:And I'm d maga dat'll keep droppin d moni witout getn laid abi? Money wen I spend ontop dis girl no b small o, fish, wine, beer, suya, went clubbing, hotel bills, next morning breakfast yet no show! Why are some girls just plain heartless |
Romance / Re: URGENT HELP NEEDED!!! This Girl Wan Job Me!!! by Kockane(m): 6:04pm On Aug 14, 2012 |
Jaykizz:Play d game her way? Are you sure you have a d*ck between ur legs @ all? Wat sorta man allows a woman dictate to him? |
Romance / Re: URGENT HELP NEEDED!!! This Girl Wan Job Me!!! by Kockane(m): 5:51pm On Aug 14, 2012 |
AmBeautiful:Are you for real? You sound so confident of ur looks, I'd really like to check you out doe, ow do we go about it? |
Romance / Re: URGENT HELP NEEDED!!! This Girl Wan Job Me!!! by Kockane(m): 5:48pm On Aug 14, 2012 |
omega25red: why would a person see a land mine on the floor and step on it anyway?Hmmmmmmmm... You make sense bruh. Thx, I'm walking away. |
Romance / Re: Does A Guy Has The Right To Seize His Girlfriend Phone? by Kockane(m): 5:42pm On Aug 14, 2012 |
AmBeautiful: Ugly girls always use the finest usernames. See you feelin like a superwoman, I'm sure ur bf beats you for dinner and slaps you for breakfast. Kai, ur in trouble on this nairaland! |
Romance / Re: URGENT HELP NEEDED!!! This Girl Wan Job Me!!! by Kockane(m): 5:36pm On Aug 14, 2012 |
Chrisbenogor: Well, I did night vigil most of d tym anyways. |
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