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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Are People Now Afraid Of Bank Jobs? by Kockane(m): 12:43pm On Oct 11, 2012
Who is afraid? Definitely not me. Dunno wen peeps wld stop bad-mouthing bank jobs on this forum. 3 different banks offered your friends jobs and dey rejected em all? Who are deir fadaz, Dangote and Otedola? Oniro oshi! angry

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Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Turn Nasty When In Groups? by Kockane(m): 6:50am On Oct 08, 2012
Its like d case of d vulnerability of a broomstick standing alone as compared to when its in a bunch. In the company of demselves, deir self-esteem increases and suddenly they feel invincible. Its not peculiar to only women anyways but it seems to be more pronounced in them. Girls... Such amazing creatures anyways. Easy to love and mess with. grin

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Health / Re: Czech Man Becomes The First Person In The World To Live With No Heart Or Pulse by Kockane(m): 6:35am On Oct 08, 2012
Inferiority complex. Instead of complaining and comapring d white and black men, why not get up and start thinking of ways to make d world beta. This should be a challenge to us all, not a reason to admit urs is an inferior race. Great innovation though... And I'm still black and proud.

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Business / Re: Banks In Ekiti Locked Out Customers For Fear Of Robbers? by Kockane(m): 12:23am On Sep 25, 2012
Brand_new: So armed robbers have now invaded Ekiti state.
See question!!! Dat place is d headquaters of insecurity in western Nigeria. undecided
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Are There Still Jobs In Nigeria? by Kockane(m): 10:37am On Aug 25, 2012
badmrkt: yap!kidnapping,fruading,looting,armed robbery,yahoo yahoo(igbo tins sha)!!! tongue

Awon omo Igbo grin
Romance / Re: URGENT HELP NEEDED!!! This Girl Wan Job Me!!! by Kockane(m): 9:00am On Aug 18, 2012
tpapi: service not guaranteed
Who is dis person? angry
Romance / Re: URGENT HELP NEEDED!!! This Girl Wan Job Me!!! by Kockane(m): 5:37pm On Aug 17, 2012
BoboYekini:
lol. you were kinda overboard on that na
anyways, ambeautiful na your paddy, wetin consain me
smiley
Romance / Re: I Dont Understand My Mama Again by Kockane(m): 4:55pm On Aug 17, 2012
denzel2009:

has she been winking at you?
Toh... Op, answer dat question first b4 we dissect this issue for you.
Romance / Re: URGENT HELP NEEDED!!! This Girl Wan Job Me!!! by Kockane(m): 4:51pm On Aug 17, 2012
temi4fash:

no mind m joor....she just dai beaf u,she self dai wish say she go jam sure boy lik u...


ashamed of wat.. abeggi joor....

hmmm jealousy jealousy

Just leave am, I go deal wiv d babe on my own. No b for this thread d beef start... smiley
Romance / Re: URGENT HELP NEEDED!!! This Girl Wan Job Me!!! by Kockane(m): 4:49pm On Aug 17, 2012
BoboYekini:
modify this before...
u dis jewman angry

Boda yekini, ki ni ti yin? tongue
Music/Radio / Re: PSquare - Alingo by Kockane(m): 1:07pm On Aug 17, 2012
mikuz:
Thank God say I no download am. I almost hit that link.

Get a mind of ur own dude. angry
Romance / Re: URGENT HELP NEEDED!!! This Girl Wan Job Me!!! by Kockane(m): 12:49pm On Aug 17, 2012
AmBeautiful:


besides op didnt drop money

he could not do

so stingy! angry

Babe, I couldn't do it cuz even after covering ur ugly face wiv pillow, d ooze from ur punany just wldnt let my peepee stand. grin
Romance / Re: URGENT HELP NEEDED!!! This Girl Wan Job Me!!! by Kockane(m): 11:18am On Aug 17, 2012
temi4fash:

dat not possible joor.. d op na sure boy..

the op has dis appointed u ooo

No mind am, wiv her face like shit wey dem match. grin
Romance / Re: URGENT HELP NEEDED!!! This Girl Wan Job Me!!! by Kockane(m): 11:08am On Aug 17, 2012
deshclones: op..you blew 20k on a gal wey you don sabi before??holly molly...werrin dey do you??na so you dey burn money??WTF...nobi dat same chic wey you show us her pics??naim you blow 20k on top??..dude you fall our hand walahi....that chic na 4-5k babe jor..come ajah mk i show you 5k ashi..you go bow...gals so fresh and clean...anyway nothing spoil..since she dey enter lag dis weekend..kindly pm guys her contact details..make we help recoup your money for you...




word man..no mind the guy..he just blew 20k on a normal punny...mk he come ma area see 5k babe...fear no go gree am talk self...

My guy, no be so o. If na ashi tinzzz, N1,500 toto full airwaves for wuse 2 ere in abuja. Clean sexy chicks like dis! Dis was a punny I had to knack @ all costs. Its one tin to spend moni on a girl, its anoda tin to actually GIVE her d moni. I'm not d giving type, buh I fit spend anyfn to have a good tym, eida on hommie or hoe.
And for doz interested in continuing dis gospel from where I'll stop, PM me if you want her details... wink #HommieOverHoes.
Romance / Re: URGENT HELP NEEDED!!! This Girl Wan Job Me!!! by Kockane(m): 9:12pm On Aug 16, 2012
AmBeautiful:


He came so suddenly immediately chick removed and the thing no gree stiff again.
The babe was so angry and dressed and walked out on him.

Hmm
He will give you gist when he comes abeg.
sad

See dis ugly girl o! Wiv ur face like mokwa road. Wowo tin! No b only Ambeautiful, don't make me start wiv you agn dis nyt o... wink
Romance / Re: URGENT HELP NEEDED!!! This Girl Wan Job Me!!! by Kockane(m): 9:07pm On Aug 16, 2012
OP is back o!!!! Sorry guys, had a real long day 2day, just getn home to see all these...

To all my advisors, may God continue to give you d wisdom and knowlege in issues like dis. Nairaland is blessed! Yes, we went to see d movie as planned, she came alone. And it was even a movie I'd seen b4 sef, hunger games. Buh as per say I sabi wetin I dey target, I pay d moni, buy am popcorn and drink, I had same. Thank God for the AC's, na from there she don dey hold me say she dey feel cold. As a gentleman, took off ma jacket and gave her to wear... grin

Long story short, we ended up havn dinner afterwards and headed straight to my place. Dis tym, I no mind even if na r*pe, I deserved dat kitty. Which kain tin, e pass toto ni, I don dey spend reach almost 20k now o! But fortunately for me, it all went down with minimal fuss. E be like say d konji wey dey her body pass my own sef. Best kitty I've had dis year walai! Now I'm goin to her place 2mao after work to give her one for the road, shz returnin to lag on satday! Brethren, make una helep me Praise da Lord!!!!!!!! cheesy

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Romance / Re: URGENT HELP NEEDED!!! This Girl Wan Job Me!!! by Kockane(m): 6:41pm On Aug 15, 2012
deshclones:

very important man..make sure she is coming alone...verify wella before hitting the road man....

but you effed up by putting up her pics here...or you no think say na person sister,gf,daughter,relative or even wife?...you no even think say her person go dey here??...you dull sha..how you manage get that your tailoring work ni??abeg take d pics down...btwn..the chic get thick lips..e go sweet die for bj...

Hahahahahahahaha! Ur a goat! I dint fink of it dat way naw, besides its not her pic dat was dere, it was her friend's. Anyways I don comot am. And as per ow I take get my tailoring job... You dey craze!!! Lolzzzzzzzzzzz.
Anyways, I'm enroute silverbird now sha, I can feel myself getn lucky 2nyt. grin
Romance / Re: URGENT HELP NEEDED!!! This Girl Wan Job Me!!! by Kockane(m): 5:28pm On Aug 15, 2012
Chrisbenogor:

Oga Debo I still dey shocked self shocked shocked shocked

OP
Your fowl don born goat oh, faya down! and make sure you give us another screen shot after your victory.


Okay, guys... We're hooking up 2nyt after work, I'm guessing she'll be wiv her friend buh I wanna be sure shz alone first. A late nyt movie is preferable, so she'll have no choice but to sleep over. Dis is my chance to faya, I pray the gods grant me luck. grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Drop Ur Bb Pin Here And May Have A Date by Kockane(m): 5:00pm On Aug 15, 2012
I can see only male pins ere. Eeeeeeew! *Spits and walks out*
Romance / Re: URGENT HELP NEEDED!!! This Girl Wan Job Me!!! by Kockane(m): 1:53pm On Aug 15, 2012
debosky: @ Kockane

Ride on jare! She has seen that her 'pay for my hair' moves didn't work, but she's still game.

Just reply that you're still interested and let's see what happens. . . .I think you're gonna get lucky. grin

Are you sure? Cuz d way I'm seeing it, she is looking to suck as much as possible and run away. Omo, na to close package, move onto the nxt one jare. Life is too short to be doing long tin wiv one girl... wink
Romance / Re: URGENT HELP NEEDED!!! This Girl Wan Job Me!!! by Kockane(m): 10:38am On Aug 15, 2012
UPDATE:
She don ping me dis morning say hope we're still seeing d movie I promised her. After she don bone me for 2 days now o... Una no see say I don suffer? Dis girl really thinks I'm a fool. See the chat:

Romance / Re: Does A Guy Has The Right To Seize His Girlfriend Phone? by Kockane(m): 9:52am On Aug 15, 2012
AmBeautiful:

tu ne comprends pas

I am not interested in you sugar daddy!

Seriously leave me to impersonate.

Put your tongue in your mouth and

STOP PANTING AFTER ME! SILLY! angry

Sugar daddy? Ow old are you? I hope ur not one of dez teenagers? Awwwwwww... So I've been bashing a kid all day? I'm so sorry.

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Romance / Re: Does A Guy Has The Right To Seize His Girlfriend Phone? by Kockane(m): 6:28am On Aug 15, 2012
slimyem: i never see the boyfriend wey go seize my phone even if na im buy am...
KSTJ-ko sohun to joo!cheesy

Go and date Chris Brown first, wen he take punch comot ur two front teeth, help you rearrange ur mascara, nobody will tell you to submit ur fone and run for ur dear life! grin
Romance / Re: Does A Guy Has The Right To Seize His Girlfriend Phone? by Kockane(m): 6:25am On Aug 15, 2012
AmBeautiful:

Huh

My personal life aint ur cup of tea.
grin
Stop panting after me,not interested!

Who gives a rat's arssse about ur personal life? I'm concerned about the numerous guys ur misleading wiv dat ur catchy username. Heck, do you know you could go to jail for that? Its called IMPERSONATION!!! #GodisWatchingYou. angry
Romance / Re: URGENT HELP NEEDED!!! This Girl Wan Job Me!!! by Kockane(m): 9:24pm On Aug 14, 2012
jhydebaba:
Bros, u don suffer oh. Arghhhh!!! U for r*pe her now. Haba! Some girls here are even in support of what the girl did, hmnnn, birds of a feather.

R*pe bawo? I no get mind for dat one nah. Buh wich kain style I no try dat nyt... R.kelly (slow motion) d geh no gree me. Terry G (Fast and furious) she no gree me. See me wey don dey happy as d geh dey gulp my vodka and jack daniels earlier dat nyt, finkn she'll be high and all. To my suprise, na me eventually pass out after all my attempts proved abortive. embarassed
Romance / Re: URGENT HELP NEEDED!!! This Girl Wan Job Me!!! by Kockane(m): 6:49pm On Aug 14, 2012
gree-die:

she is wise.....money 4 hand, back 4 ground! Or u wan chop clean mouth?
And I'm d maga dat'll keep droppin d moni witout getn laid abi? Money wen I spend ontop dis girl no b small o, fish, wine, beer, suya, went clubbing, hotel bills, next morning breakfast yet no show! Why are some girls just plain heartless
Romance / Re: URGENT HELP NEEDED!!! This Girl Wan Job Me!!! by Kockane(m): 6:04pm On Aug 14, 2012
Jaykizz:
Guy na wa 4 u o. U wan cheat babe n babe shw u say she smart pass u, u kon dy para say u no wan leave am nau. No b chop u wan chop am b4?
I wonda which sensible persn wil stil wana b wilin to lay his cock 4 sale at any tin in btw d skirt in dis STD age...
If u wana f.u/ck, den play d game her way else, back out!
Play d game her way? Are you sure you have a d*ck between ur legs @ all? Wat sorta man allows a woman dictate to him? angry
Romance / Re: URGENT HELP NEEDED!!! This Girl Wan Job Me!!! by Kockane(m): 5:51pm On Aug 14, 2012
AmBeautiful:

Dayum !

You just got to check me out!

Yuck! Reptile! angry
Are you for real? You sound so confident of ur looks, I'd really like to check you out doe, ow do we go about it? wink
Romance / Re: URGENT HELP NEEDED!!! This Girl Wan Job Me!!! by Kockane(m): 5:48pm On Aug 14, 2012
omega25red: why would a person see a land mine on the floor and step on it anyway?

just let it go. forget the money spent. you had a good time when you went out on the initial date. just let her be.
Hmmmmmmmm... You make sense bruh. Thx, I'm walking away. smiley
Romance / Re: Does A Guy Has The Right To Seize His Girlfriend Phone? by Kockane(m): 5:42pm On Aug 14, 2012
AmBeautiful:


seizing a girl's phone, kinda of weird!

Anywayz would make sure i buy it miself!

Beating a girl, ABSOLUTELY NO! No!

All dez Muhammed Alli guys! angry


Ugly girls always use the finest usernames. See you feelin like a superwoman, I'm sure ur bf beats you for dinner and slaps you for breakfast. Kai, ur in trouble on this nairaland!
Romance / Re: URGENT HELP NEEDED!!! This Girl Wan Job Me!!! by Kockane(m): 5:36pm On Aug 14, 2012
Chrisbenogor:
LWKMD "touching -touching"
Nor be hide and seek dem dey play oh, they went out and ended up in a hotel room together, what were they supposed to do? All night vigil?

Well, I did night vigil most of d tym anyways. sad

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