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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kodred(m): 6:45pm On Nov 05, 2019
peeps4u:
Seems the drivers won.
They are very silly. With their stupid ass fare.

But wait o, niggs were driving this without the promo before, paying the 25% and now can’t deal.

If they decide to stop all promos, na wahala them go enter be that o cos drivers go port !!!
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kodred(m): 4:54pm On Nov 05, 2019
Did they revert back?

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kodred(m): 3:17pm On Nov 02, 2019
fasa199:
Have you ever taken only 5k home for been online from 5am to 10pmhuh

Luck plays into this earnings sometimes. 15k net daily is achievable but rare. Shikena
15k gross is very achievable. Over-achievable dey worry am sef.

If you dey online from 5am to 10pm ceteris paribus and you no gross 15k, then the oil for your head need topping.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kodred(m): 1:21pm On Nov 02, 2019
Y1nka:
Lol, chairman sir, u don’t calculate base on luck, but rather on what can be achieved averagely by anyone , repeatedly. But thanks for the contribution though.



@oga nitigri , you are a real BOSS sir, Shasha is where my family home is, but sadly haven’t been there in a while. Which we could welcome u when coming next on a red carpet sir!
Well luck plays a factor tho but if you know wetin you dey do, it’s very achievable.

You need to know how to filter rides. No be everything you go jump on.

There’s hardly no way you’d be online for 12 hours and not hit that amount.

You can’t speak for everyone, that’s why I said ‘if you know what you doing’.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kodred(m): 12:55pm On Nov 02, 2019
pope191:
15k on Tuesday and Wednesday nko?
Lol it’s been done repeatedly bro
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kodred(m): 12:12pm On Nov 02, 2019
Y1nka:
Oga Dru23, you are an elder in this thread sir!

If dashboard shows 70k earnings on Bolt (which is really good right)?

Commission is : 14000

And as owner you collect :30k

As some car mpg calculations done here: at least 10k (on some of the most fuel efficient cars, or depending on the trip to arrive at such).

And we didn’t calculate that most of those rides would have gone through Lekki toll : let’s say just 10 times to Lekki : 10 to and fro equals (4,000)


In total :

30k
14k
10k
5k.

That’s 59k sir . If car is in good condition and no much unforeseen circumstances.

And 11k for driving Lagos bad roads and traffic for a week, dealing with different attitude and keeeping calm still behind that wheel. The physical and psychological requirements for this job is not that price sir, person wey sabi go sabi.

Even if he was eating sand and drinking the wind...does 11k seem fair sir?!! No disrespect sir o!

Just giving my opinion..


And I stand to be corrected, on other facts!
Not a bad analysis although there’s more to be made.

If you target 15k daily for 6 days, you should have 90k gross.

Any driver that knows what he/she is doing should have no trouble making 15k daily.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kodred(m): 6:17pm On Nov 01, 2019
adsmaster:
So I got a new car to drive today. Remember I said I drop the one I was using before but see what nature threw at me today below-i was bashed at the back these morning on my way to the airport where I was going to drop of my guy, whose flight was is today by 2:45pm..

First day with the new car, got served a new challenge. On my derby day with the new company,these is what i get dame!


Please any idea how much the back light cost?
Chai e! Pele

Don’t think it’s your village people o.

Things happen. You don’t have to use your money. I’m sure the car is comprehensively insured since it’s from a fleet mgt coy....abi you wan run am on the low make them no give you the hammer?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kodred(m): 12:51pm On Oct 31, 2019
thelastorca:
how will i suffer?

for me uber is a convenience
before it was around, i was using yellow taxi

for you it is a livelihood, not so?
what will you go to if they and other ehailing platforms leave? will you fill form and go and dobale to some old men at the nearest taxi park tongue
You sure say you fit afford yellow cab?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kodred(m): 10:49am On Oct 31, 2019
when there is high demand within a vicinity? eg if there is an NNPC test in unilag, there will be a surge there at the end and at the beginning.
No surge at the beginning because there's inflow of riders at that time. Only at the end when all are trying to rush out would surge smile on them.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kodred(m): 10:13am On Oct 31, 2019
thelastorca:
the problem with your so called economics is the same problem facing job seekers.

there is an oversupply of candidates, so it is a buyers market.

is it not this same uber where several people still waiting on employment are using to tide over the period?

is this not Nigeria with more people entering labour market everyday?
for everyone one kicked or exited from a job, there are 50 people willing to take his/her place at half his salary. you think uber is any different?

you are talking about surge. are you sure you even understand your platform? or is a surge not a period when there is high demand within a vicinity? eg if there is an NNPC test in unilag, there will be a sure there t the end and at the beginning

or maybe you can talk in your odometer language again
You really are ignorant. If uber strike drivers out, they migrate to other platforms. You do know Mr. Taxi is launching tomorrow or so right?

Let me educate you again because e be like say na cocout head you get.

Surge occurs when there are more riders than drivers within a geographical location.

Even the weather conditions is as a result of some drivers going offline, which results to few online drivers.

No time to dey monitor NNPC test or what not.

Demand and supply bro.

Oya say Thank you
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kodred(m): 9:50am On Oct 31, 2019
thelastorca:
Maybe if I speak in odometer. What will make me cancel a ride? An unexpected situation coming up. An observed violation by the driver before we start. What makes a driver cancel? A destination he considers unfavorable. You do not want to go on the journey, cancel and take the cumulative strike. Stop trying to think you are smart

Now how do I translate the above into the language of I have driven 100km?
People with this 'God punish you' mentality

OK let me come down to your level so you can understand how this thing works

Keyword: Activity Score

- Bolt/uber sends you a trip and you see the rating of the rider and decide to ignore it, Activity score takes a hit.

- A driver decides to cancels due to road or weather conditions or maybe the rider was rdue or whatever, Activity score screams.

- A rider refusing to cancel because he's feeling special and wants bolt/uber to strike you, thereby forcing the driver to cancel, Activity score cries.

Now, there's a threshold.

If the driver cancels too much, his activity score plummets and he/she is kicked off the platform.

If we have so many ignorant riders like you displaying machismo, a lot of drivers would be getting yanked off.

The the law of economics comes into play because we now have few drivers. What happens when the demand is more than the supply?

Yea, SURGE cheesy

So at the end of the day who actually pays for it?

Use your head bro.

Let love lead.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kodred(m): 9:11am On Oct 31, 2019
radautoworks:
I didn't want to have to do this. Now what?
Madam *in a british accent

That shii don’t fly ere.

If they talk too much, we pursue them comot naija.

How you have ridiculous fares and still tell me to take my mutor anywhere?

Bia uber be careful o
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kodred(m): 9:00am On Oct 31, 2019
Frankdamaxx:
Drivers can reject trips but they always like telling riders to cancel.

Me personally, I don't have issues with a driver that cancels trips, but they should be man enough to cancel from their Driver app.
thelastorca:
This right here.
Na wa o

Which one be man enough to cancel a ride again?

The display of machismo at every given opportunity.

Why can’t you just cancel and book another ride instead of feeding your ego?

Kai! People!
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kodred(m): 8:44am On Oct 31, 2019
radautoworks:
How are people not seeing the bolded??

This is how https://theoatmeal.com/comics/believe
We saw it. We ignored because it’s a very stupid and ignorant thing to say.

How can you say a partner does not have leverage.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kodred(m): 1:11pm On Oct 30, 2019
radautoworks:
Now that's a new demographic I learnt about as a result of this thread.
Unfortunately Financing is not an option. Banks are better equipped for that kind of job and with good work histories should be available to people needing financing. Our core competencies is repairs and that's what we focus on. On the positive side, eherbal got a free repair from another party and that party may have better insight into financing in this environment.
You're just knowing that a lot people in banks or any other organisation earn 45k? Hmmmm

You need to look for a way to work with the banks to enable financing for steady income earners.

Doing the same @bold would see your business soar grealty. You just have to invest in that area.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kodred(m): 9:44am On Oct 30, 2019
radautoworks:
That's why in my spitballing the caveat was something like EgunMogaji2's idea because the junk yards there have return and exchange policies. Depending on the parts there are even warranties.

As far as rigging, maybe managing is a better term. E.g. fixing an alternator instead of replacing it which we currently don't do. Won't come with a warranty but delays repair costs for a bit.
You then become a regular. Please do not try to encourage the ‘penny wise pound foolish’ emotions of a consumer. We are tired of mediocrity.

Instead, what you should do is look for ways to provide finance options for the demographics (your customers) You already have an idea how bad it is, so you get a repayment plan of some sort put in place.

Eherbal is one of those people (demographics) that came to you for finance option and you outrightly declined. Now think about how may eherbals we have in the country and how much you declining on a reg.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kodred(m): 9:03am On Oct 30, 2019
radautoworks:
Wow. You think that's what I'm thinking about from everything you've read...


Let me clarify https://www.nairaland.com/5429767/where-rad-auto-works-parts/10#82807271
Well ultimately, that’s what it will come to.

You say you’re trying to cater to the demographics that can’t afford your services as at now by ‘rigging’ and dealing in tokunbo parts.

Those parts (inferior and tokunbo) fail like kilode.

Like it was noted, the upper middle class is growing and people are beginning to appreciate value in these parts.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kodred(m): 12:26am On Oct 30, 2019
radautoworks:
I'm more informed...

..that I pay my people to much grin

Just joking. My people deserve all they get and more... Most of the time.

It makes sense why people resort to some of the things they do. But it doesn't change that sometimes it's penny wise, pound foolish. One has to think of ways to cater to that demographic. If it means in the future having a budget brand separate from our main brands that strictly deals in "rigging" and tokunbo parts to keep you going with full disclosure, that may be an option but one would have to do research to see if it is worth the potential problems. Yes, we know how to rig but don't.

At one point, EgunMogaji2 was talking about potentially opening an American style junk yard. If something like that was available, that demographic would be a lot easier to serve.
Wild Thoughts.

Discard. Stop thinking about the money.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kodred(m): 8:47am On Oct 28, 2019
calabardick:
They should better read and learn, in as much as I don't trouble you, you've no right to trouble me, if you try it na 3MB I'll end your trip, treat your fvckup and kick you out of my car. Uber have authorise us to abort any idiotic trip.

I see one lowlife punk downgrading drivers because he feels he's working with a heavenly downstream or whatever.
I personally work with an upstream - E & P (Automation Engineer, studied and certified in Brazil ), works offshore (2 weeks in/out). I resigned from a reputable military service to further my studies. Instead of staying idle I decide to romance uber, it's fun and stressful out there, it resets my brain as well.

Driving with uber have expose me to both angels and demons, it really shaped my life in so many ways, I've learned a lot.

Drivers deserves to be respected, it's not easy.

On Friday I picked one nasty lady that was insulting and commanding me to drive like James Bond, I ignored her and she tapped my shoulder from behind and said "mr. Man I'm talking to you", I didn't say anything and she began ranting, I ignored her. According to airtel THAT THING DEY PAIN.

When we get to Blenco she mannerlessly asked me to stop for her to shop, and I did.
She get inside, I followed her, we shopped at the end of the shopping I purposely stood behind her, my items were 10x more than what she picked and she asked me who I am, I humbly showed her my IDs when we entered the car, that's when sudden humility overshadowed her she now switched to the front seat, I ended the trip there, gave her a free ride to gulf at lakowe, without collecting a kobo from her for the entire ride.
When she asked me why I offer her a free ride, I told her UBER DRIVERS AREN'T POOR.

She called around 11pm, I didn't pick her call, she dropped a message [just checking on you]

I use iPad for uber, fuuuck CEOs
Buga their papa. It’s not her fault bro. Nigerian People are generally ill-mannered and condescending.

I don’t hesitate to put them in their place.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kodred(m): 1:36pm On Oct 21, 2019
thelastorca:
how would you know - like attracts like. face your fellow hustlers - i face my fellow oil workers
show me your friend and i will tell you who your are
you are eherbal's friend - which says enough tongue
Lol clown!

What friends do you have? The ones that are pitying your life and paying for your uber trip?

Ignorant guy!

Every HUSTLER has a payday
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kodred(m): 1:26pm On Oct 21, 2019
thelastorca:
ornicus here.

i am once again in gbagada. for all the BS spouted here - ubers are NOT hard to find.

i suggest you get off my diick before i give you a proper fking beatdown that will make you run to the mods like a crybaby

I worked in a major downstream company for 14 years. i have no need to lie about things like vehicle ownership

my PFA is 10 times that 2m you are carrying on your head for loans and whatnot. if i was to use the PFA with treasury bills, the return would still be more than your crummy 2m. if i was to use it in combination with my severance, i would employ your bitch arse for 5 years easy.

accept that you are a fking pauper batting above his league and move on.
ediat forming detective

small wonder you have never amounted to anything and never will
copious lack of matter between your ears

be warned.

respect yourself and let this go.
You actually do not behave as someone that has 2% of what you put up there.
Technology Market › Re: All Offerup, Letgo, Craigslist, 5miles, Ebay, Amazon Deals.*READ FIRST PAGE* by kodred(m): 12:57pm On Oct 21, 2019
Anyone with factory unlocked Iphone 8plus 64gb Red color?

Quote me or Whatsapp me with your price and pictures
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Just Got A Job, Both No Transport Pls I Need A Loan Of 30k To Pay 40k Buy Nov En by kodred(m): 12:55pm On Oct 21, 2019
Terrible work conditions. Do you have collateral though?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kodred(m): 12:34pm On Oct 21, 2019
ndubuis:
Based on the discussion of trying to cheat the system: Got a request this morning from Adebisi Popoola street in Lekki at a surge of 2.1x. Rider was meant to go to Foodies in Lekki as well but said her final destination is Ikeja. When I heard Ikeja, at that huge surge, I was licking my lips. Lol. She later said, the people she was supposed to meet at Foodies haven't showed up (which I suspect was a lie), that we should proceed to Ikeja. But before then, she would like to use the Zenith bank at Admiralty way. She said it won't take her more than 10 minutes. I obliged, knowing the surge I was in, I won't bother how long she stays in the bank. Here comes the twist, the woman asked me to end the trip while she enters the bank, that we should negotiate off line for the trip to Ikeja. I just knew that she doesn't want to pay the huge fare on Uber that may likely come with the trip to Ikeja. My plan was to bill her based on the 2.1x surge for any offline trip. On a second thought, I knew she would negotiate 3k for any offline trip since she knows what she's doing. (Looking for who to cheat). I ended the trip at N800, immediately I got another request at 2.0x surge. I told her, sorry I already have another request and left her there after she paid. What am I trying to say here, the clowns that come here to berate uber drivers should realize that there are also bad riders who try to cheat the system. This woman wouldn't have asked for an offline trip if she wasn't caught up in a massive surge on uber. Cheats are cheats, I see more riders who try to take advantage of ehailing and cheat the system. People should stop being ignorant and one sided in their judgement.
Not cheat per se. Everyone is looking for value with minimal cost.

A driver is trying to break the bank without much damage to his/her car so also the rider is trying to travel without much damage to his/her pocket.

Uber and Bolt both know the ride sharing experience here can’t be compared to US or any developed european country because of the peculiarities we have here. The fares are way better out there. The roads are not as bad as we have here. Etc

Ornicus is 100% right about what he’s saying but that shit don’t fly here bro. Same dude condemning that driver would raise both hands and legs to salute a corrupt politician. Everyone is a selfish hypocrite.

So tell me ornicus bro, what are you on about?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kodred(m): 11:25pm On Oct 15, 2019
pope191:
Lol... I've never encounter such, if I do? There's nothing I'll do, I'm dat soft. Best, I'll drive fast to get raid of such rider

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kodred(m): 11:24pm On Oct 15, 2019
peeps4u:
What do we say of those who put their legs on dashboard like they are in their sitting rooms. I saw one just this evening, I just SMH in my mind.
Ehn? Legs on my dashboard? You gats be my real gee to try that one.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kodred(m): 3:06pm On Oct 10, 2019
deedee44:
Well I've heard of a place where they kidnap random people for as low as 50k.
Shey na 50k con be problem? Those ones are hungry na, help their ministry. Like I said, L.B kidnappers.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kodred(m): 5:32pm On Oct 09, 2019
pope191:
Ah don change area tire, just got a request short trip, drop her and reach out to d boot so she won't slam it, before I cone back I don mid trip going to lekki, couple with leaving 100 each for 2 riders today, lemmi just deh in my middle
Glue the phone to your chest. Never ever leave your phone in the car. Never!
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kodred(m): 4:48pm On Oct 09, 2019
pope191:
Abeg what up with festac, I've been here for hours, no request... Almost 2hrs now, getting tired already
2 hours in an area is too much. Change location to the mega chicken area or slot.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kodred(m): 4:47pm On Oct 09, 2019
chinyce:
Hello people, advice needed. I'm suffering inaccurate pricing. My own is becoming too much, the prices are always low and never high. I went to Bolt office to complete. But this morning is still happening again. Even rider complain my price is low. I use an Infinix S7 3GB ram.
My previous phone was Samsung note2. Any one using infinix, please respond
I highly recommend Samsung note 4 or 5.

If the price fails during a trip, just close the app and open again.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kodred(m): 4:35pm On Oct 09, 2019
muyiwaadekunle1:
My bro, i thought about it too but these issues are way too many for me to handle and it makes me sick to my stomach.
Don’t stress it bro. Fix the essential parts for the job and get some money!
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kodred(m): 4:31pm On Oct 09, 2019
deedee44:
If it is a state where kidnapping is business, with all these flashy dashboard displays, Uber drivers will be kidnapped every blessed day grin
How much una dey make wey kidnappers wan reason una? That na low budget kidnappers

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