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oddy4real: Congratulations! You have succeeded in taking stupidity and dumbness to an amazingly astonishing height!

..ya, dat infact isa wrld recrd!

i received a mails from oasis oil and gas for invitation in lagos and am asked to pay the sum of 2k. pls is there anyone in the house with same experience?

Is dis for turn ova or cost efectiv way 2die...#jhaz sayin

Mehn av bin praying n surfing d net for d past decades to findout if anything of such is possible in nigeria.....i v bin in lov wit motorsport since my todler days,my dad evn bought me one toy car when he noticed my passion for james bond and race related movies...iv done som unoficial race in my place boh wud relish taking it professional let alone representing my country wud be a great honor,cn any one please link me up wit their crew?
Efiok joseph aka eja
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....nice one n thumbs up!

Kindly drop in praises or criticism on work performance of the gonernor in your state.
My Godswil don dey transform akwa ibom too much ehen...he even install ppl in government viz-a-viz hon aloysius etuk

Kindly drop in praises or criticism on work performance of you gonernor in your state.
My Godswil don dey transform akwa ibom too much ehen...he even install ppl in government viz-a-viz hon aloysius etuk

I stumbled on this celebrity picture and found it "hunky"Kindly state in one word what you make of this picture and the name of the celebrity in question.

GUYS LETS SPREAD THIS TRUTH LIKE WILD FIRE, LIKE THE CASE OF MY OGA AT THE TOP.....SHARE DIZ VIDEO....FORWARD IT...UPLOAD...DOWNLOAD....COPY...PAST....ANYHOE U WAN DO AM....THESE THIEVE OUR OFFICES MUST BE EXPOSED

now dis is wot we call satanism

HEY FELAS LISTEN TO MY OGA @ D TOP NU RELEASE FEATURING BORZ NSCDC:http://www.myogaatthetop.com/video_3.mp4

MY OGA @ D TOP DON DEY BKOM BIZ AD...WOW....I LUV NJA CREATIVITY...COOL!
EHHEN, I DEY WRITE MY ADVERT PROPOSAL NOW TO FIRST BANK...THEY R D OGA @D TOP OF BANKING BIZ

kennyfao: WICKED LOVE

ur walet ur walet ol i wnt is ur walet!.....gurl i mek senz sha!

AM SINGLE DUDE AND LUVIN IT ALOT.....CIRIOSLY....NO GIRL'S WORHT THE TROUBLE..ATLEAST FOR NOW....UP BRO JESUS,URE MY ONLY TRUE LUV

For the fact that he's shy doesnt mean he doesnt love you, but make sure you get his motives right..b sure he love you and you love him, there's got to b that connection between the both of you.
Am afraid and hope he wouldnt be that shy to say i do in the altar

A friend of mine was in this relationship for 5years...he luved this girl so moch dat he resigned from his seajob inoda to plan to get married to the girl. His intension was to quite sea life..invest his money on business that will keep the family.
When he returned, he made an investmnt that went dwn d drain..he became broke, life became unbearable...he wud fast n pray with his spouse for God to grant them job.
The job evntualy came...the lady traveled to warri to serva as a pa to ayo (fmr CAN presido) she sudenly found fame n wealth...dumped d guy in his misery...wudnt pik his cols agn..at one of dia quarels she coled him a gold digger. This young man wud cry everynight and i would feel like killing some one...wudnt tek anoda woman...wdnt evn try dating.....he wdnt end a gist without toking abt dis girl...i some time tink its jazzz.....i tried to set hi uo wit dis cool girl..bt to my suprise he endedup gistin d girl abt his x-dat dumped him(even cryin).
I cdnt hlp me decide to help out to come out here and ask nairalanders...wot should dis guy do?
he's cute...gentle...girls evn flock arnd him bt he wudnt let his past be n open up his hrt.
Ur contributions r welcomed!
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Well, i just read d last thread on..'when ur ex says u'l neva find someone like me agn and i decided to ask this as well...coz it apened to me recntly...wot wud u do if ur gf(fiancee) /bf(fiance) wakesup from d blue...breaks up wit u...wit a text dat reads...'i'l neva av anytin to do with u agn'

this is indeed a case of desperate house wives in power....season of "infinity looting"...may God av mercy on this constricted God forsaken place call nigeria

anoda frm aks boi

chk dis fellas

same guy

well...i like dem pix sha

ok...its me....am the one ind pix...was only disguising myslf k...

oya ova to u critics
dis guys is as good as his look..am his image manager,i tell ya any girl dat dates him will sure be lucky
08030972730-joe...........the funniest part of this story is that this guy is from akwa ibom...seriously...follow him in fb...efiok joseph akpan and confirm for urself....write to mails4joe3k@yahoo.com

I recieved an email from total for an mou selection test/interview,scheduled for 12 nov @ ph total building transamadi. Has anyone in the house recieved same mail? Just wanna b sure its not scam!
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cnt bliv some people cud b dis myopic and wud hastily bring dia summition to end time...ok dis is d ansa....as an oceanographer (marine chemist); wat u guysz c there is a classical example of wotz is call redtide or algael bloom. This hapens wen d industrial,municipal effluent is constantly fed to a particular chanel..dis in turn enhances and trigers off alot of biological geochemical process with lots of nutrients e.g N0xs, PHS04 and d like which r neceary nutrient for some non photosynthetic algaes inorderwords being called nutrient laden system. Wat u c there is mostly coloration from oxidative proceses of oxygen,iron, sultphur coupled with dia energy conversion pigments. Rember there are other coloration pigment in other monerans..lower plans other than chlorophyl. I am waiting to be challnged
submit my case.
If you need more lectures on dis write
mails4joe3k@yahoo.com
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i experienced d worst scare of my life when the aero plane my mom boarded from lagos to calabar almost crash landed. The said plane left lagos for calabar @ 1400 n arived cal at about 16:20 when the said plane swaved off as a result of wind shear almost on touch ground towards d field and d experience pilot fired upt d airplane back into d sky with loud noise. Ppl waiting to recieve their loved once all shouted while some prayed with cry...i felt like running towards d plane to bring it dwn coz i was sure my mom was onboard....the said plane went into d sky safely and mde a u turn and made a safe landing. Am go greatful to God

the fate of the long battled case between cross river and akwa ibom willl be decided todey by the supreme court of nigeria and dis could as well affect d nig vs cameroun bakasi issue and d oil well that was ceeded to cameroun and also into the international water.
Who r d culprits?
Was due process followed by d men in d boundary commision?
Wat r ur suggestions?
Lets debate/contribute here and i hope this makes a front page as d case in question is of national interest.

marchant seaman.....cpt n crew makes good money than any proffession on planet earth.....or navy if first goes sour!

elo guys.... was one of d candidates that was interviewed at NLNG ship job at pH office 3wks ago and av not heared any info from them or anybody..please kindly feel me in if you av any info or in d same shoe as i am...lets share d latest rumour here.
Please drop dwn any useful info here or beep me@ 08030972730-joe
many thanks

i am a graduate of marine chemistry, my rich relative asked me to make him a biz proposal of 300k inorder to convince him first of d viability of d kinda busines i wanna do with the said ammount. I have done alot of research and home work but dont seem to come with something good enough, thats why i am here seeking your kind advise.
I welcome all contribution
Many thanks

i was just wondering if nigeria can still remain a single entity. I decided to throw this question...please think well and give your honest answer with reason...for me, my answer is NO. Whats yours?