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Science/TechnologyRe: China: Birth Of The First Cloned Primates by koife(m): 8:56am On Jan 27, 2018
Abeg nobody should clone buhari ooo, he is not good for humanity. Biko we can't have season II of his kind
Christianity EtcHad Terrible Night That Woke Me To A Sight Of This Creature by koife(op): 6:53am On Jan 26, 2018
I'm not a superstitious person,pls identify this for me.I had a Terrible nightmare,woke with urge to pray and saw this by me.
The night mare:
The mother of my certain ex was trying to broker our getting back together. Insisting it must happen. In the dream I was telling her why I can't go back.In another mix I found myself running and being pursued by certain unknown lady who beckoned on me to come with her but I ran so fast towards a certain unknown person ahead of me leaving the other out of sight. I woke tired and drained with serious urge to pray, just to see this creature right under my body trying to fly. I could've been a coincidence but I feel I have to share

RomanceRe: When Cuumming Too Soon Becomes Criminal Offense. Min Of Happiness Called To Act by koife(op): 9:04am On Jan 22, 2018
IamLEGEND1:
And Lawyers in court be like:

Your honour, I put this question to the Jury and the Prosecution- Did he cum too fast or was she the one who came too slow?...
grin
RomanceRe: When Cuumming Too Soon Becomes Criminal Offense. Min Of Happiness Called To Act by koife(op): 8:05am On Jan 22, 2018
Shayneward1:
Ministry of happiness and couples fulfillment should take care of it undecided
My bro, okorocha commissioner must work oo he can't be idle
RomanceWhen Cuumming Too Soon Becomes Criminal Offense. Min Of Happiness Called To Act by koife(op): 7:58am On Jan 22, 2018
A Facebook user I stumbled on advocates that cuumming too soon should be a punishable offense by law and asked min of happiness to make sure any man who cuums huhbefore the woman should be punished with a prison sentence. I found this pretty hilarious esp as seeexx doll has taken over such law will be dead on arrival grin
Mod pls push it to appropriate place Biko

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Unemployment Has Made Me Depressed!! by koife(op): 10:30am On Jan 16, 2018
Spylord48:
I am in your shoes though mine is almost getting to two years. My own life has been filled with hope only for the hope to dash at the end. 2017 was full of promises for me but it all ended in disappointments when I discovered that those that promised me job were only playing with me and want to delay me and when I noticed it,it was too late as I missed some golden chances.
My life is full of regrets for trusting on people so much and it is painful. I am just trying to see if I can get something doing this Jan if not I will go and learn shoe making or tailoring as a skill while still having hope for a better tomorrow.
God will see us through
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Unemployment Has Made Me Depressed!! by koife(op): 5:40am On Jan 16, 2018
emerich:
Bro U earnestly need to go to MFM for deliverance just like myself, with ur qualifications at saner climates I see no reasons why U won't land 1 of the most lucrative jobs there is, quite a no of CEO's don't come close to ur CV.
Thanks man, it's why I said I need help
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Unemployment Has Made Me Depressed!! by koife(op): 5:39am On Jan 16, 2018
majekdom2:
so many things.... seafarers work anywhere in the world. Tho some are introverts, they have contacts of 'people'. Logistics business na one high risk business. You gotta be properly insured. Were you dating this girl? For how long? You don learn ooo. So she left you... Some women ruin kings, all they have is bad luck. It will be fine
You captured it pretty well, it's like you know me sef
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Unemployment Has Made Me Depressed!! by koife(op): 11:10pm On Jan 15, 2018
edoman2016:
You didn't mention university you graduated from, your course of study as well as the grade. It's important to state it.
2nd degree Msc- distinction materials science(NDA)
1st Degree Marine Chemistry University of calabar
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Unemployment Has Made Me Depressed!! by koife(op): 11:06pm On Jan 15, 2018
purplejuli:
Koife kindly state ur qualifications here... i see u getting an opportunity
Msc materials science and explosive
Back marine chemistry
Diploma computer and info tech
Lng safety
Lng hsseq
Otf
Stcw
Isps
Exp:
Lng vessel
Dodorian concept
Kalitel
Fbninsurance
Cumulative > 8yrs exp
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Unemployment Has Made Me Depressed!! by koife(op): 11:03pm On Jan 15, 2018
majekdom2:
You have been doing something over and over- you have been acquiring qualifications and certification that will make you an employee. These certification and qualifications don't really solve people's problems. For every qualification you think you have there is someone younger with more qualification and experience . It is that competitive. You are advanced with limited experience. Why don't you look around, be creative, solve people's problems. Stop looking for jobs. Study trends and what's obtainable in the future. You will see opportunities. and you need to associate more. Network and build relationship. Success is about network and relationship. I have been in a similar situation. You need the support of people to help you succeed... look for support. Forget those online jobs, forget oil and gas job. Oil and gas don cast. Help yourself bro. If you can't think of any 'white collar Idea". How is your environment like? Can you make chicken and chips, boli or any food on the road side people will like to consume without stress. I travelled via road from PH to lagos sometime and I bumped into an advanced man with his wife making boli at one popular ughelli fast food. You need to see how fast he was selling. coming back, we were sorta late and got to Ughelli around 6. Dude was done for the day. He already made his money for that day- he wasn't waiting for boli to be bought, people are the one looking to buy. Find an environment like that. You don't have to be the one to make it but be there to monitor. Solve people's problem.
Bro I have a good number of working experience. I've served onboard nlng but resigned to go do naval architecture in Croatia when I got into a certain mess. Bro it's long story
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Unemployment Has Made Me Depressed!! by koife(op): 10:01am On Jan 15, 2018
BiafranBushBoy:
If you take your time and think deeply about a problem you can solve with the skills you have, you wouldn't have the time to get depressed.

I tell you what?

There are lots of jobs out there (Not white collar), and they need people to fill those vacuum.

Get out of your comfort zone, go out, meet people and look for how to solve a problem with the skill you have.

Unless you have nothing to offer (which I doubt), there is a job out there waiting for you.

We all must not be White collar jobbers. There are lots of high paying Blue Collar Jobs.

Read about these skills that can get you a job as fast as possible
Thank you bro
Jobs/VacanciesUnemployment Has Made Me Depressed!! by koife(op): 9:39am On Jan 15, 2018
I've had challenging experiences in life. I can boldly say that I'm not where I had envisaged to be at 34, yes its a number you'd expect some certain degree of stability, but mine is totally not true. Before you blame me of laziness and not being proactive, I came to back to nja after making marriage plans and decision to start a busines.... long and short is that the car hire and logistics business crashed I lost my relationship but I somehow weathered the storm and kept hustling and empowering myself with lots of certification that has to do with oil and gas. As you know this courses are capital intensive With expiry date... as I speak a few has expired. I've picked up menial jobs that is far below where I can maximally express what I'm capable of. I feel stocked.... like im on a standstill. I reluctantly picked up insurance work that stress the hell out of me after my masters back in 2016. People. I have hustled, tried my hands in everything like driving taxi, laundry etc. As I speak I have admission in The US but no sponsor. My financial situation have made me almost become a laughing stock amongst friends and worst even within my family as I had to return to putting up with my parents, yes! I'm with my parents!! I've lost countable jobs after interviews,some telling me my qualifications are too much, while some bcoz lack of God father and you know how labout market employers attach interest on age limit. Let me quickly say I'm a believing and preyerful person, but at this point I'm losing it, as I write I'm home alone ... I'm withdrawn and hardly go out. Recently I started nuring this evil though that it could actually be better if I end it to find rest away from this world but my inner person calls me to order. I Hardly concentrate, I'm bipolar and have lost uncountable number of relationships, which I won't blame the ladies involved... yes, who would want to associate with a person in my situation. I've done everything wishing my powers hence this thread. I desperately need urgent help, job, a psychologist, Or counselor anybody
CareerHelp! I'm Losing It!! by koife(op): 9:23am On Jan 15, 2018
I've had challenging experiences in life. I can boldly say that I'm not where I had envisaged to be at 34, yes its a number you'd expect some certain degree of stability, but mine is totally not true. Before you blame me of laziness and not being proactive, I came to back to nja after making marriage plans and decision to start a busines.... long and short is that the car hire and logistics business crashed I lost my relationship but I somehow weathered the storm and kept hustling and empowering myself with lots of certification that has to do with oil and gas. As you know this courses are capital intensive With expiry date... as I speak a few has expired. I've picked up menial jobs that is far below where I can maximally express what I'm capable of. I feel stocked.... like im on a standstill. I reluctantly picked up insurance work that stress the hell out of me after my masters back in 2016. People. I have hustled, tried my hands in everything like driving taxi, laundry etc. As I speak I have admission in The US but no sponsor. My financial situation have made me almost become a laughing stock amongst friends and worst even within my family as I had to return to putting up with my parents, yes! I'm with my parents!! I've lost countable jobs after interviews,some telling me my qualifications are too much, while some bcoz lack of God father and you know how labout market employers attach interest on age limit. Let me quickly say I'm a believing and preyerful person, but at this point I'm losing it, as I write I'm home alone ... I'm withdrawn and hardly go out. Recently I started nuring this evil though that it could actually be better if I end it to find rest away from this world but my inner person calls me to order. I Hardly concentrate, I'm bipolar and have lost uncountable number of relationships, which I won't blame the ladies involved... yes, who would want to associate with a person in my situation. I've done everything wishing my powers hence this thread. I desperately need urgent help, job, a psychologist, Or counselor anybody

HealthI Think I'm Depressed, I Need Urgent Help by koife(op): 9:05am On Jan 15, 2018
I've had challenging experiences in life. I can boldly say that I'm not where I had envisaged to be at 34, yes its a number you'd expect some certain degree of stability, but mine is totally not true. Before you blame me of laziness and not being proactive, I came to back to nja after making marriage plans and decision to start a busines.... long and short is that the car hire and logistics business crashed I lost my relationship but I somehow weathered the storm and kept hustling and empowering myself with lots of certification that has to do with oil and gas. As you know this courses are capital intensive With expiry date... as I speak a few has expired. I've picked up menial jobs that is far below where I can maximally express what I'm capable of. I feel stocked.... like im on a standstill. I reluctantly picked up insurance work that stress the hell out of me after my masters back in 2016. People. I have hustled, tried my hands in everything like driving taxi, laundry etc. As I speak I have admission in The US but no sponsor. My financial situation have made me almost become a laughing stock amongst friends and worst even within my family as I had to return to putting up with my parents, yes! I'm with my parents!! I've lost countable jobs after interviews,some telling me my qualifications are too much, while some bcoz lack of God father and you know how labout market employers attach interest on age limit. Let me quickly say I'm a believing and preyerful person, but at this point I'm losing it, as I write I'm home alone ... I'm withdrawn and hardly go out. Recently I started nuring this evil though that it could actually be better if I end it to find rest away from this world but my inner person calls me to order. I Hardly concentrate, I'm bipolar and have lost uncountable number of relationships, which I won't blame the ladies involved... yes, who would want to associate with a person in my situation. I've done everything wishing my powers hence this thread. I desperately need urgent help, job, a psychologist, Or counselor anybody cry

RomanceRe: Using My Ex Shared Data, Your Take Pls by koife(op): 10:41pm On Jan 14, 2018
habsydiamond:
Using it means u are still interested in him or her.....it can even get u guys hooked again..
We can't get back!!
RomanceUsing My Ex Shared Data, Your Take Pls by koife(op):
If you and your ex used to share data before breakup, you picked your old lines to make a certain call and you mistakenly turn on your data, it turned out the sharing is still on and with free data to use from my ex current subscription. Would you use it or call your ex to remove you from the sharing��‍♂️��‍♂️
EducationRe: Apply for 2018/2019 PTDF Scholarship in Germany/France/China by koife(m): 7:44am On Jan 11, 2018
i saw on the application portal that admission letter be uploaded. kindly furnish advise if the admission letter means candidates is expected to first of all secured admission, and given admission letter and tender or upload same to the portal.
PoliticsRe: Hijab For The Elite And The Others by koife(op): 9:10am On Dec 30, 2017
Mantain:
Pls this is not even a mosque.
Pls answer this questions ....ok it may not be a mosque
But;
does it look like they are praying?
Why is she not on hijab?
Is she a Muslim?
PoliticsHijab For The Elite And The Others by koife(op): 7:30am On Dec 30, 2017
Remember the lady who was denied access to entry to venue of the last call to bar ceremony and the controversy that trailed it? I stumbled on this on tweeter and the handler asked some pertinent question as it relates to Governors daughter having access to mosque without hijab vs the call to bar event which was a secular event. Pls be the judge here!

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EventsPictures From Miss Africa 2017 Pageant Calabar by koife(op): 6:44am On Dec 28, 2017
In the spirit of Christmas and calabar 2017 carnival see pictures below for Miss Africa beauty pageant 2017 hosted by CRS Govt at calabar international conference center. Calabar is the place to be!!

PoliticsNigerian Power Situation In One Picture by koife(op): 11:05pm On Dec 22, 2017
You know it is finished when you see your VP with Power Bank!!!

CrimeLive Report:herdsmen Invading Our Private Property by koife(op): 8:39am On Dec 17, 2017
I woke this morning and had a very scary view. Having read the mayhem Fulani herdsmen are causing nation wide, my fear and anger was aroused as they trespassed into our private property with their cow detroying flower plantations by the perimeter. The most annoying part is that its boldly written "No Tresspassing" bcoz we used to go sit out there and we are planning xmas evening out there with family and friends for a fresh air. How do we now deal with their cow dung, let alone, the damage on the flowers we use as decoration?somebody pls call this Marauders to order coz I'm running out of patience, my relatives wouldn't let me go out and deal with this blood sucking demons�� angry

RomanceRe: Man Calls Out Ex-Girlfriend On Facebook For Dumping Him After 5 Years by koife(m): 5:51pm On Nov 16, 2017
biacan:
definition of a cheater karma will visit you
g wait did u use the word cheat? I said u forgave her but never said I took her back. She agreed we should be friends, so which one be cheat again. Pls don't go where you're not invited next time. Swerve!
RomanceRe: Man Calls Out Ex-Girlfriend On Facebook For Dumping Him After 5 Years by koife(m): 1:41pm On Nov 16, 2017
I've been there so I totally understand!
Forget what others are writing here, the diff bw yours and mine is the guy she left me to go and marry started sending per marriage plans sent emissaries to her village, but wen he returned from getting her bride price list problem ensued from inability to agree on a particular date. Dude insulted her mom she backed her mom and insulted dude mom back. Long and short dude called it off! All of this took a yr+ I was suprised one day a particular num called and she was the one. She asked for forgiveness and came to my city ...( don't ask me what we did... your guess is as good as mine). God knows I've forgiven her but each time I remember I feel like strangling her. Ontop it God brought this good lady my way soon after I forgave her, I didn't think twice to go for the new good lady and still keep her for other duties!
Pls don't call me name, Heavens knows I loved her but she messed up big time
PoliticsRe: Prisoners To Vote In 2019 Elections - INEC by koife(m): 3:31pm On Oct 25, 2017
FarahAideed:
An attempt by this failed govt to try to magically create votes from non existent prison voters for failed Buhari ..Well no matter what they do this will be Buharis last tenure
Spot on! You beat me to it
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by koife(m):
Faithscharms2:
Godforbid I encourage domestic violence..No I don't I'm not justifying the op for hitting her but I'm a realist and I know how painful it can be to be cheated on..we all know that her v wouldn't have the smell of a condom if she wasn't guilty so I can understand his pain but he could have handled it better. But you also could have spoken to him in a better more mature way that everyone will read and respect and admire you rather than belittling him in the eyes of everyone cos you are his superior,it just makes u look like a bully..some times we should put ourselves in people's shoes when we do things..I'm sorry tho I didn't intend to sound rude or offensive.
I brought it to the open and Infact with an order to serve as deterrent to other lose end cadet officers or officers who would consider threading that path. In military you nip the bud, and it must be done early!
I still recommend you learn the diff bw bullying and a call to order. I'm going to make sure I reach authorities in NDA right now to make sure his identity is ascertained. What he did is a smack to NDA and his profession
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by koife(m):
Faithscharms2:
Mtcheeew woman wrapper..go and sit down joor,that's an order Kor..na for young boys u sabi flex your muscle,go to sambisa and give gboko Haram orders for raping and killing women,shame on you oga,it is your type of men that I have no pity towards and I treat them anyhow cos you get carried away by our puss.y and forget you are masculine. Leave the young man alone and mind your business,this your showing of yourself won't make any woman admire you. We find men like you disgusting. undecided
I refuse to find your write up offensive. Let me rather educate you on standard military civilian relationships. Do you know that at war or civil unrest that it is a standard military mode of engagement to shield and protect women( with exception to those in enemies armed forces ESP those in the front lines), which the said cadet has been trained. Just few months ago a soldier shot a fellow soldier dead because of uncontrolled emotions and was court martialled. My little friend, the Said cadet also threaten to blow his girlfriends skull which he is not yet married to, which in any case, even if he was married to her, he would still face sanctions. I don't want to believe it's your likes that encourage men continue perpetuating domestic violence. He has no right to have assaulted her let alone threaten to gun her down!
Please try and learn!
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by koife(m):
Davindal:
Please guys, trust no girl wholeheartedly oo. Trust any girl at your own peril, if you fail to heed my warning.

A girl I have been keeping for almost 2 years - with the hope of marrying her once I pass out from here in NDA - just disappointed me, thereby shattering me to pieces. Right now, am in pains.

I was given 3 days pass to enable me attend an important event at home. Before the permission, my supposed babe have been disturbing on how badly she needed to be sexed, and how distance has been a barrier to that effect. I kept telling her to hold her chill, that am gonna be back soon. Although I had heard annoying stuffs about my babe - now an Ex, on how she was frolicking with different guys in my absence, but I was not deterred; simply because, I didn't believe in hearsays.

Yesterday, she called and sent me sweet text messages as she normally do. I asked her to come over to my house around 4PM which she reluctantly obliged. But the way she sounded over the phone made it clear that she never wished to see me any time soon, maybe due to her schedules with other stuffs.

However, I pondered how my babe who has been disturbing and informing me on how 'conjirized' she is suddenly feel not too excited coming to see me dispite being aware that I came home on Tuesday(17th) night.

Time ticked to 4pm yesterday, I didn't see her. I exercised patience till 5pm before I gave her call, but she didn't pick. I called for the second time but no picking again. I decided to hold dowm my anger and not to call her again for the day. Around 15mins to 6pm, she called back saying that her phone was on silent. I ask why, and she told me she would explain when she reached my home that she was running short of airtime.

Finally, she came and apologized after explanation of what led to her phone being on silent. I asked her never to worry that am not holding anything against her, that she should be free.

However, situation changed the moment I tried making love with her as she undressed. Down her private part, I perceived the 'SCENT of CONDOM', and that was it. I enquired why she smells of condom there, but she couldn't give me coherent and articulate answer.

Being furious, I slapped and pushed her out of my compound.

Today in the afternoon, I sent her final warning to stay clear from me or I will shoot her skull to pieces.

Finally, guys be weary of whom you date. Most ladies out there are evil.
Stop being a scumbag and bringing disrepute to NDA. I could track you going by that date you arrived home following your pass and get to know how many were given pass on same date and you'll buy job for direspecting a female civilian because of your unprofessional ways. Don't let me get to afaka before you return, shut this thread down now! That's an order!
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by koife(m): 10:21am On Oct 21, 2017
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PoliticsRe: Pension Boss Secretly Recalled By PMB Administration-sahara Reporters by koife(op): 6:58am On Oct 21, 2017
Hmm

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