₦airaland Forum

honourhim:
Anybody can say this pls. If you say you have the gift of prophesy and you want to prove it to him or anybody you have to be more straightforward. Which of his freinds? Whats the person's name? Whats the problem about?These are things you have to address than making a bogus stateme nt.

I drop it as I see it, can't add nor subtract. Am not saying am a prophet.......I only ask us to pray and be more carefully for the perilous times draws neigh...

ennon92:
Tell me no be u release dat thunderous mess.

Lolzzz

mynairatime:
May soul of gbenga adeboye rest in peace. before he died he warned us not be drink gari because if one drinks gari oma ma ri irikuri. he warnd us to not to eat amala because one who eats amala a ma la ala kala. this dont drink gari he dont eat amala that is why he dey dream lies.

I pray Gods vision upon you!

johnydon22:
lmao... chimooo ... see as hollywood movies take finish this people... smh

Well before u shrug this off, my revelation are usualy 90% true, its a gift from my childhood...there r different happening in this country dah I saw befre tey apen. Leme start with you...#you have a serious problem with a friend dah needs ur been careful!

Queendo:
NO sermon? D ones wan go de preach say woman wen wear trouser dey go straight to hell. Safe journey and catch enough FUN!!

Tnx queendo

Basildvalour:
OP why u dey lie nah? How u go don take reach onitsha by 7:30, abeg nah which time u take leave calabar?

Well, u forgot one category of passengers...That one that can't sleep with her head in one position but always placing it on the shoulders or thighs of the next passenger to her left or right.

Yea right!

koife:
Please pray with me concerning this revelation/ vision shown to me last night.
…I was shown to a certain secrete facility in an unknown location where human-like cloned zombies are trained to bite and infect humans with diseases, cause mayhem and kill. I can’t really recall how I got there but I remember vividly that to the left of the facility was an old grave yard that was leveled and seemed as though it was about to be developed for real estate…. I saw this to be a trick.
To the far right was a seemingly safe place where normal life was ongoing, like in our real life world’s community and estates with perimeter fencing that was vandalized. I also armed police officers who didn't seem to know what was happening and the impending attack. I felt it was my responsibility to inform the community of my findings for them to raise their watch, lock their doors and brace for the worst, but the populace themselves was going about their business without worry. I ran to narrate my findings to a group of the officer but they laughed off my story with mockery and sarcastic comments, except one that paid attention but revealed to me in private that he was one of the zombie who was sent to spy and infiltrate the system. I became so terrified that I ran and got to a certain arena, on my arrival; were people from different places and to in the sky was a white cozy tourist parachute carrying a prominent man from the south who looked down from above as though he was observing the terrain and the same time on a site seeing. He hovered to the north and back to the south where he came from and began to descend. He landed on arena with a loud cheer and clapping. People ran towards the parachute in order to help give him some stability as he landed running on the side of the grass……..
Your kind interpretations are welcomed

EJA
12/8/2014

Please let's spread the news, I feel our World might be overtaken by wickedness.....join me in prayer, because even as I was typing this I was unable to post it for networks reason, phone malfunstion and other funny happenings that made me believe the devil was fighting so that the messaege will not go public

ebenice:
Guess these are insights into the events that would take place soonest. Sound to me like impending danger around the corner that carelessness and worldlines has made us insensitive to. I think that part were u ran to the police means awareness..the part were the zombies are show how close the event is to the earth...the part where u saw that creature descending seem to be the much talked abt anti.christ who shall rule the earth after the rapture..
And the zombies could be demons

I really appreciate your well dissected opinion

Please pray with me concerning this revelation/ vision shown to me last night.
…I was shown to a certain secrete facility in an unknown location where human-like cloned zombies are trained to bite and infect humans with diseases, cause mayhem and kill. I can’t really recall how I got there but I remember vividly that to the left of the facility was an old grave yard that was leveled and seemed as though it was about to be developed for real estate…. I saw this to be a trick.
To the far right was a seemingly safe place where normal life was ongoing, like in our real life world’s community and estates with perimeter fencing that was vandalized. I also armed police officers who didn't seem to know what was happening and the impending attack. I felt it was my responsibility to inform the community of my findings for them to raise their watch, lock their doors and brace for the worst, but the populace themselves was going about their business without worry. I ran to narrate my findings to a group of the officer but they laughed off my story with mockery and sarcastic comments, except one that paid attention but revealed to me in private that he was one of the zombie who was sent to spy and infiltrate the system. I became so terrified that I ran and got to a certain arena, on my arrival; were people from different places and to in the sky was a white cozy tourist parachute carrying a prominent man from the south who looked down from above as though he was observing the terrain and the same time on a site seeing. He hovered to the north and back to the south where he came from and began to descend. He landed on arena with a loud cheer and clapping. People ran towards the parachute in order to help give him some stability as he landed running on the side of the grass……..
Your kind interpretations are welcomed

EJA
12/8/2014

farano:
Ok I am made of gold, silver and diamonds

Like I said, it not about ornaments,jewelries and colors...its mindset..bcoz we africans are black(color wise) but xcellent and peacefull continent!

Black is not a color, it is an attitude...pls post your black pictures as well!

I got dumped/ divorced today in my dream by okonjo iwealla's dota and I just wokeup to face the harsh reality of my dream.Pls help as I cnt get over the hrt breaking* need to sleep back jor to continue the dreaming! ;DI got dumped/ divorced today in my dream by okonjo iwealla's dota and I just wokeup to face the harsh reality of my dream.Pls help as I cnt get over the hrt breaking* need to sleep back jor to continue the dreaming!

As i write i am on my way to lagos from calabar and i am kinda feeling the need to drop the annoying, funny experiences i am getting from my fellow passengers. As a matter of fact i categorize them into groups of person you would likely meet in the bus any other time you are making a road trip like this......yea curse me if you like,"ëhen i no get money to fly e concain you ?'. THEY ARE AS FOLLOWS;

THE OVER RELIGIOUS:
Ever since we boarded the bus this mid thirty lady without a ring ( mayb na d over religious life mek u no marry) have been hissing some spiritual words i cannot comprehend, even to the disgust of other passengers and the first bus pastor that prayed thunderously before our departure. The annoying part is i sit next to her, she prays hitting her legs and hand shouting blood of jesus ...before and after every over taking. come-on woman the last time i check the bible says we should believe when we pray and should not repeat our prayers unnecessarily as it show a sign of disbelief and fear just like the saducees and pharisee...errr "i dong forget the bible verse sha* pastors online mek una help me (me speaking in my vexed mind). i really hope you were a NLnder so you can read this anytime you go online

THE BUSY BODY PAPPARAZZI CHICK
MEhn u wan do your wash naim u come travel for road come de oppress us with you busy body abi?.....i have lost count of the number of phones and gadgets in your possession, you answer calls like say na u be okonjo iwealla..i tire ooo sometimes two of your phones d ring at same time. i tried to check if na runs girl u b buh datz none of my business....my own be say you for use ARIK dan to worry us with your ring tones. WTF....abeg shift jaree!

THE POLITICAL FANATICS
OMG i no bin no say Nairaland e warriors were as vicious in real life as online, this guys argues and argues and argues....from GEJ to kwankwaso....to TAN..TO PDP...TO APC...TO EL-RUFAI...BH....TO $9.3mil just about everything making headlines ON NATIONAL DAILIES.....dude i no sure say those guys una dey fight for dem any of you.....HABA! ...i swear it will make a good piece of reality tv to see you guys exchange punches). your mates no argues like this but dem dey thief our money for senate, bros abeg mek i hear word!
and stop wearing okirika starched shirt

THE RICH QUIET KID
This boy luggage naim full buss....na one full taxi dem carry bring him load......the boy fresh sha, but ur luggage dey disturb my legs hear for back sit. At a point i thought this butter was deaf and dumb nt until em I phone6 beep with very mild sound and he spoke...i suspect you missed your flight coz i dont think you belong here.....ah even like as you no send d paparazzi chick sef >: *lol roftl.

THE GLUTTON LOVE BIRDS
This guys n girl have been cuddling, kissing and buying everything edible:snail,g nut,zobo,bobo,kulikuli,chinching,meat pie et al choi, na robot mouth una get sha .The chik chop pass bird sef...i dey watch to see when those concoction go react naim una go no say d journey stil far* yey! Before i just finish naim we smell something for bus like rotten egg...driver abeg off this ac befre i suffocate> #Now ol eyes on them both hehehehehehee

THE WANNA BE DUDE
This guy has been seëking attention since for park with im swihili phoneee....am really getting freaked out with you. you carry novel but right from calabar u never pass the foreward page..abi you dey read for reverse? and for christ sake, stop reading it out loud..#some bori hold me...am about to loose my mind, i shouldve carried my Beats jack headset by Dre....

THE STONE FACED NIGGA WITH DARK SUN SHADES
I swear this guy looks like an armed robber, sss, or mayb na force guy em be......Since we enter bus for park i no hear em voice nor see im eye, may God be with us! but bross u for gud for nollywood muvies oo (on my mind)

THE POOING, URINATING CHICK
I dong vex tire for you......this girl bekons on the driver to stop at every roundabout and fueling station for her to urine, poo and do some oter stuff wia i no no*Abi na d girls stuff dey worry you ....pls kindly allow this journey to progress as planned. yours faithfully!

THE OVER SABBI DRIVER
This man talk wan pass parrot ....haba. every topic you sabbi......pls stop teling us how you use reverse drive from benin to shagamu carry escape from armed robbers...na so you good you no dey drive F1?
Abeg look front jor

THE GEEK/NAIRA LANDER ON BOARD
Yea, thats me! i have been praying for network to come so i can post this out to my fellow nairalanders about ny freaking experience. serious, its nothing shot of a mad bus out here! i have been observing them all and taking down points. Seun if i no mek front page for this suffer head wia i de cary write dis tin na PEG english i go carry course you!
Abeg mek una wish me luck to make front page and safe journey ooo
just passed onitsha....dis place dirty sha!

ProfessorPeter:
Which category u belong self?

Read through it very well you will see my category

GetUmad:
Ahahahahahh i don die, Guy look your back, na same bus we dey. Nor be you be that guy wey dey press one tecno phone, wey buy 100naira egg and gala for Ore wey don dey fart since for bus?

Ooooh so na u be dah wanna be dude ba...

As i write i am on my way to lagos from calabar and i am kinda feeling the need to drop the annoying, funny experiences i am getting from my fellow passengers. As a matter of fact i categorize them into groups of person you would likely meet in the bus any other time you are making a road trip like this......yea curse me if you like,"ëhen i no get money to fly e concain you ?'. THEY ARE AS FOLLOWS;

THE OVER RELIGIOUS:
Ever since we boarded the bus this mid thirty lady without a ring ( mayb na d over religious life mek u no marry) have been hissing some spiritual words i cannot comprehend, even to the disgust of other passengers and the first bus pastor that prayed thunderously before our departure. The annoying part is i sit next to her, she prays hitting her legs and hand shouting blood of jesus ...before and after every over taking. come-on woman the last time i check the bible says we should believe when we pray and should not repeat our prayers unnecessarily as it show a sign of disbelief and fear just like the saducees and pharisee...errr "i dong forget the bible verse sha* pastors online mek una help me (me speaking in my vexed mind). i really hope you were a NLnder so you can read this anytime you go online

THE BUSY BODY PAPPARAZZI CHICK
MEhn u wan do your wash naim u come travel for road come de oppress us with you busy body abi?.....i have lost count of the number of phones and gadgets in your possession, you answer calls like say na u be okonjo iwealla..i tire ooo sometimes two of your phones d ring at same time. i tried to check if na runs girl u b buh datz none of my business....my own be say you for use ARIK dan to worry us with your ring tones. WTF....abeg shift jaree!

THE POLITICAL FANATICS
OMG i no bin no say Nairaland e warriors were as vicious in real life as online, this guys argues and argues and argues....from GEJ to kwankwaso....to TAN..TO PDP...TO APC...TO EL-RUFAI...BH....TO $9.3mil just about everything making headlines ON NATIONAL DAILIES.....dude i no sure say those guys una dey fight for dem any of you.....HABA! ...i swear it will make a good piece of reality tv to see you guys exchange punches). your mates no argues like this but dem dey thief our money for senate, bros abeg mek i hear word!
and stop wearing okirika starched shirt

THE RICH QUIET KID
This boy luggage naim full buss....na one full taxi dem carry bring him load......the boy fresh sha, but ur luggage dey disturb my legs hear for back sit. At a point i thought this butter was deaf and dumb nt until em I phone6 beep with very mild sound and he spoke...i suspect you missed your flight coz i dont think you belong here.....ah even like as you no send d paparazzi chick sef >: *lol roftl.

THE GLUTTON LOVE BIRDS
This guys n girl have been cuddling, kissing and buying everything edible:snail,g nut,zobo,bobo,kulikuli,chinching,meat pie et al choi, na robot mouth una get sha .The chik chop pass bird sef...i dey watch to see when those concoction go react naim una go no say d journey stil far* yey! Before i just finish naim we smell something for bus like rotten egg...driver abeg off this ac befre i suffocate> #Now ol eyes on them both hehehehehehee

THE WANNA BE DUDE
This guy has been seëking attention since for park with im swihili phoneee....am really getting freaked out with you. you carry novel but right from calabar u never pass the foreward page..abi you dey read for reverse? and for christ sake, stop reading it out loud..#some bori hold me...am about to loose my mind, i shouldve carried my Beats jack headset by Dre....

THE STONE FACED NIGGA WITH DARK SUN SHADES
I swear this guy looks like an armed robber, sss, or mayb na force guy em be......Since we enter bus for park i no hear em voice nor see im eye, may God be with us! but bross u for gud for nollywood muvies oo (on my mind)

THE POOING, URINATING CHICK
I dong vex tire for you......this girl bekons on the driver to stop at every roundabout and fueling station for her to urine, poo and do some oter stuff wia i no no*Abi na d girls stuff dey worry you ....pls kindly allow this journey to progress as planned. yours faithfully!

THE OVER SABBI DRIVER
This man talk wan pass parrot ....haba. every topic you sabbi......pls stop teling us how you use reverse drive from benin to shagamu carry escape from armed robbers...na so you good you no dey drive F1?
Abeg look front jor

THE GEEK/NAIRA LANDER ON BOARD
Yea, thats me! i have been praying for network to come so i can post this out to my fellow nairalanders about ny freaking experience. serious, its nothing shot of a mad bus out here! i have been observing them all and taking down points. Seun if i no mek front page for this suffer head wia i de cary write dis tin na PEG english i go carry course you!
Abeg mek una wish me luck to make front page and safe journey ooo
just passed onitsha....dis place dirty sha!

As i write i am on my way to lagos from calabar and i am kinda feeling the need to drop the annoying, funny experiences i am getting from my fellow passengers. As a matter of fact i categorize them into groups of person you would likely meet in the bus any other time you are making a road trip like this......yea curse me if you like,"ëhen i no get money to fly e concain you ?'. THE CATEGORIES OF PEOPLE I OFTEN ENCOUNTER GOES AS FOLLOWS;

THE POLITICAL FANATICS
OMG i no bin no say Nairaland e warriors were as vicious in real life as online, this guys argues and argues and argues....from GEJ to kwankwaso....to TAN..TO PDP...TO APC...TO EL-RUFAI...BH....TO $9.3mil just about everything making headlines ON NATIONAL DAILIES.....dude i no sure say those guys una dey fight for dem knowany of you.....HABA! ...i swear it will make a good piece of reality tv to see you guys exchange fitfull punche). your mates no argues like this but dem dey thief our money for senate, bros abeg mek i hear word!
and stop wearing okirika starched shirt

THE OVER RELIGIOUS:
Ever since we boarded the bus this mid thirty lady without a ring ( mayb na d over religious life mek u no marry) have been hissing some spiritual words i cannot comprehend, even to the disgust of other passengers and the first bus pastor that prayed thunderously before our departure. The annoying part is i sit next to her, she prays hitting her legs and hand shouting blood of jesus ...before and after every over taking. come-on woman the last time i check the bible says we should believe when we pray and should not repeat our prayers unnecessarily as it show a sign of disbelief and fear just like the saducees and pharisee...erhn "i dong forget the bible verse sha* pastors online mek una help me (me speaking in my vexed mind). i really hope you were a NLnder so you can read this ones you go online

THE BUSY BODY PAPPARAZZI CHICK
MEhn u wan do your wash nain come travel for road come de oppress us with you busy body abi?.....i have lost count of the number of phones and gadgets in your possession, you answer calls like say na u be okonjo iwealla..i tire ooo sometimes two of your phones d ring at same time. i tried to check if na runs girl u b buh datz none of my business....my own be say you for use ARIK dan to worry us with your ring tones. WTF....abeg shift jaree!

THE RICH QUIET KID
This boy luggage naim full buss....na one full taxi dem carry bring him load......the boy fresh sha, but ur luggage dey disturb my legs hear for back sit. At a point i thought this butter was deaf and dumb nt until em I phone6 beep with very mild sound and he spoke...i suspect you missed your flight coz i dont think you belong here.....ah even like as you no send d paparazzi chick sef >: *lol roftl.

THE GLUTTON LOVE BIRDS
This guys n girl have been cuddling, kissing and buying everything edible:snail,g nut,zobo,bobo,kulikuli,chinching,meat pie et al choi, na robot mouth una get sha .The chik chop pass bird sef...i dey watch to see when those concoction go react naim una go no say d journey stil far* yey! Before i just finish naim we smell something for bus like rotten egg...driver abeg off this ac befre i suffocate> #Now ol eyes on them both hehehehehehee

THE WANNA BE DUDE
This guy has been seëking attention since for park with im swihili phoneee....am really getting freaked out with you. you carry novel but right from calabar u never pass the foreward page..abi you dey read for reverse? and for christ sake, stop reading it out loud..#some bori hold me...am about to loose my mind, i shouldve carried my Beats jack headset by Dre....

THE STONE FACED NIGGA WITH DARK SUN SHADES
I swear this guy looks like an armed robber, sss, or mayb na force guy em be......Since we enter bus for park i no hear em voice nor see im eye, may God be with us! but borss u for gud for nollywood muvies oo (on my mind)

THE POOING, URINATING CHICK
I dong vex tire for you......this girl bekons on the driver to stop at every roundabout and fueling station for her to urine, poo and do some oter stuff wia i no no*Abi na d girls stuff dey worry you ....pls kindly allow this journey to progress as planned. yours faithfully!

THE OVER SABBI DRIVER
This man talk wan pass parrot ....haba. every topic you sabbi......pls stop teling us how you use reverse drive from benin to shagamu carry escape from armed robbers...na so you good you no dey drive F1?
Abeg look front jor

THE GEEK/NAIRA LANDER ON BOARD
Yea, thats me! i have been praying for network to come so i can post this out to my fellow nairalanders about my mind buggling experience. serious, its nothing shot of a mad bus out here! i have been observing them all and taking down points. Seun if i no mek front page for this suffer head wia i de cary write dis tin na PEG english i go carry course you!
Abeg mek una wish me luck to make front page and safe journey ooo
just passed onitsha....dis place dirty sha!

Good one, nigerians must learnt to act lawfully. Some government security agencies act as though we r running a lawless society! I don't care which region of the country el rufai is from.
Kudos to the judiciary!

pankere: Private jet on his mind

Y cnt nigerians see good for ones..haba!

bennyman4u2010: Yes, it is real. I also got d e-mail, lets hook up. Where are u nw?

I am really relieved to hear that it is real, I am in calabar at th moment u may hola me at 08030972730 or add at 293F1D03

I got the message below in my email and an sms invite. Can some please confirm its authenticity. Thank you
Message below:
Dear AKPAN GI-CRO-CAL-00034,,

In its effort to accelerate the process of matching registered graduates to firms, Graduate Internship Scheme has organized an internship opportunities fair to hold as follows.

Date 30th September, 2014
 
Time: 7.30 AM Prompt (Registration ends at 8.45am)
 
Venue: Nigerian Medical Association Secretariat. Adekunle Ajasin Road. Akure
 
2.         Further to our online survey carried out among graduates registered on the GIS platform and the interest you indicated to participate, I am to invite you to the event as scheduled.  At the event, you will meet and be interviewed by organizations interested in your skills. Should any organization find you suitable, you will be matched to them, complete all documentation process and immediately deployed.
 
3.         Consequent to the above, you are expected to bring along the following to the venue of the event:
o   This invitation letter ( without which you will not be allowed into the venue)
o   All relevant credentials including Degree/HND certificate and NYSC discharge certificates or evidence of exemption (bring originals)
o   Valid government issued identity card (driver's license, national identity card, international passport, permanent voters card)
o   2 copies of your current passport photograph and a photocopy of your Valid Identity card

4.         Please note that attendance at this event does not guarantee selection for internship. Your selection will be determined by the availability of firms interested in your skills and your ability to demonstrate required competence. You are therefore urged to come prepared to impress the firms for the limited spaces available.

5.         Look forward to your participation and best wishes.

 

 

P. M. Papka
Director

I think every well thinking nigerian should give our gallant soldiers the well deserved applause.

I support!

The house of thieves and zenith corruption#shameless muttons!

Goodone

So sweet....I bet this guy isn't based here!

Jeeez

Ur assertion is only an hypothetical statement...it has no experimental base nor emperical inference as such, fallacious!

Ok back to d kitchen# this beans must cook....abeg wetin ah fit use mek sturbon beans cook faster!

Dude how old ru...like seriously this post also made front page#ah de vex now, bcoz of this nonesense pdp go win come 2015!