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Tnx y'all

Ok now uve finally advertised to us that ure available..ope ur bf which ure tryna play fast one isn't on NL xcept ure using anoda I'd...anywayz na ur game sha!

I wona hear from everyone in the huz what will come to your mind if ur fiance/fiancee refuses to chnge her reltnship status or post a picture of u on any Of the various social netwrk n wot u wud do.

Pretyangel25: maybe she loves you or she maybe jealous because her junior sister will get married before her

Just duno wot to bliv in agn

MisterLongman: This is not the best time to visit Nigeria because the country is almost at its breaking point..... Try and wait till after 2015 general elections before embarking on the journey

Will you pls stp dis propaganda...nja I very safe!...

Daguccizgreat: Some ppl exhibit hatred towards others for no reason, it might be the case here or may be she is unhappy bc her younger sister is abt geting married before her. Some women ar like dat. However, I will advice u meet her and thrash things out amicably.

I have tried severally and all to no avail!

OBIORAA: Try and visit sambasa forest. I promise you it will be an unforgettable experience.

Dude you beat me to it...walaihi u no go porget am por hurry!

OBIORAA: Try and visit sambasa forest. I promise you it will be an unforgettable experience.

Dude you beat me to it...walaihi u no go porget am por hurry!

I hate d topic!

vizkiz: don't let a woman turn you into a pu*ssy!!

Walk up to her and ask her what the furck is her problem!!

If its gonna make you loose your chick then its better you go down in glory that being her bi*tch all your life

FYI i am not responsible for what ever i type from 8a.m to 12pm

I wiil give that a short bro...fenx

jhydebaba: Yoruba says "you can cope with a bad wife but not a bad in-law"

Sort things out with ur in-law or say bye to the relationship.

The parents like me...she is just the only one pulling the stunt my guy!

pretydiva: Or may b she likes u...u can never tel

That I can't say but she hasn't been in a working relationship for a long time now. So I guess it depression or jealousym

I write this with lots of worry on my mind and i want matured advise in order to handle the rather bad situation. my fiancee senior sister hates me for reason i dont know.
my fiancee told me the other day that she suspect her reason is because she is her junior and that she believes she is my senior. i did not want to venture into the,"who senior who issue" as my fiancee is aware i am 5 years older than her sister. my physicall appearance doesn't reflect my true age....ok before you begin to suggest that maybe there is a part of me she doesn't like.......let me quickly say that this hate started the first day i met her in their house....i greeted her but she didn't answer and right from that time i have been making effort to relate and be close to her, but all moves meeting a rock wall.
she even made attempts to blackmail me before her mother and other numerous hate comment she makes about me all in view to destroying the relationship i have with the sister. my fiancee asked me for permission to face her but i asked her to drop the idea coz it will only make matters worst. she demands total respect from me as long as her sister is her junior....of late my fiancee asked me to try avoid/ignore her, which i considered was the best option.
unfortunately, this has even brought more problem as she recently told their parents that i feel too big to relate with her in their house....i am getting really freaked out and i am afraid i will soon lose my calm.
please advise

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mine is engine oil+groundnut oil= perfect mix.....shining body..hehe

A friend of mine just called me and said that the dssc and ssc list is out. Can anyone kindly give me link where I can check. Thank you!

A friend of mine just called me and said that the dssc and ssc list is out. Can anyone kindly give me link where I can check. Thank you!

MY MAVERICK VIEW OF EBOLA VIRUS
I HATE THE WAY THE WHITES (WEST) THINK WE AFRICANS ARE STUPID
Must they test run all their laboratory virus in Africa?......am mad....REAL Mad!
Imagine EBOLA....THIS DUDES think we are daft, they are hell bent on milking Africa remotely with their inventions and making us perpetually running to them for antidote/solution. ITS AN ECONOMIC WAR....they want to stay make us their economic slaves. This is the greatest propaganda EVER!....watch! very soon they will come up with vaccine which must be bought by our government or individual. It is high we AFRICANS purged ourselves of this neo imperialist systems and begins a strong movement of our own technology and science. look at ASIA....the west are currently fighting to introduce confusion bcoz they have refused to be cowed!
CALL ME STUPID IF YOU WANT.....AT LEAST I SPOKE MY MIND!
until AFRICA realize this, liberation will continue to Elude us!
its my opinion
joe ak

mine is "I have heard "

so on point!

I Miss the days when we went to school, lined up and the headmaster and teachers will inspect our nails, teeth and uniforms and then we match to our various classrooms, the days if your hair was bushy, the teachers will use scissors to cut off the front part of it in awkward manner, leaving you at the mercy of your class mates. You Remember naa?• They days of Nasco Biscuit, okin biscuit, trebor, Iced Colored water tied in nylon were called ice cream• The days of Goody-Goody and pak of Biscuit.• The days of Ali and Simbi, Eze goes to school, Mr & Mrs Salami, Edet lives in Calabar, Agbo lives in the town of lagoon....• Chei, I remember those days when one naira na money, when groundnut was 5 kobo and Choco Milo sweet was 2kobo. Days of messing game, who is in the garden, police and thief, Checkmate, Wili wiling, the days of boju-boju moo-Akara moo. The days of mama & papa play• days when we use to build houses with sand, play suwe game,tinco tinco,change your style, ten-ten uga, skipping, stop! You remember nau!•those days when we used to fly kite on streets, when boys used to use the paint bucket cover as tire and their daddy's hanger as the steering• those days when rubber band was stock exchange• when votron, jimbo, power rangers, spider man was our favourite cartoons• the days of limca, creast, and ginger ale soft drinks & choco milo advert on black and white tv and sunday rendevous by 1:30pm• when we used to say 'shekeleke give me one white finger'• Those days when eleganza pen and BIC was d best• D days we used to drink water from the tap even suck out the water if its not coming out• the days when NTA will show rainbow color for 30 mins then national anthem before they resume program @4pm • the days where basket sandals, simbi, cortina and Bata sandals were the best• Days when we all sing sandalili sandalili songs, DStv has come. No more old fun. I'm really proud to have experienced all thess. If u r nt smilling it means you were not born in my generation. Which means you are the INDOMIE generation, laugh out loud! Abeg uq owoek we laft jor@

I av dis frnd wu is madly in luv wit dis gurl bt d gurl wdnt trust him coz she found whatapp msges she considrd suspicouz evn wen nafin actualy apen. Dis has brot series of quarel n my frnd is afraid he myt luz d reltnshp esp. nw dat she's abt 2leav 4service nxt mnth.D girl dsnt av any idea wot dis guy say 2me abt ha n ow he wantz 2share his lyf wit ha.
It knda mek me wnda y sincere ppl r often treatd badly...d nagin part kilz me mst. Dis babe chkz his kolz,his dp,update on fb n last tym seen on watzapp,wud acuse him of lukin at oda gurl evn wen he dsnt.

Time:12.20pm
I am a candidate at 91 special operate airforce base Ph. We r med to sit unda d sun in an open field in single file state by statd. No xamz yet n d number of candtes range frm 2k-4k. Plz drp ur own xperienz here.

I recieved this sms:
This is to inform Candidates for the NAF DSSC 22 that the date for Zonal Enlistment Exercise has been changed. The Exercise will now hold from 17-26 Oct 2013...
Has any recieved xem n wot itz abt. Ur knd advise is wlcm.

Going by numerous air mishapz n near misses in d last 2year e.g dana,Ais,Kabo et al., i have had increased fear each time i board a flyt n am alwys uncmfrtbl tru out flyt period, i wona knw if thr ppl sharin sem xperience n how they deal wit it. I almst screamed out loud d last tym i was onboard aero secndz bfre tek off(run way). A honest advise is nided

I met my fiancé on fb n from the day i met my luv,my lif av never remained the same. Six month and counting, i can proudly say am the hapiest dude on earth. As mara of fact am considering mariage as she has proven witout dbt wat an asset she is. She kem ol d way frm abj to caly. Pls lets hear ur own xperience:datz ow u met him/her

Itz dependz on ur definitn of decent...mariage dsnt av season2. Bro watch bfre u leap...u hia?

Vivly: Speechless

haha,itz funny

Wow its raining right now where i am, not long after that cuddling feelings my thought settled straight on my gf n the love of my life and i begin to imagine sweet future together...
Out of curiosity i ask why people seem to have difculties in their relatnshp/mariage and worst remain in it, this begs the question why people keep relatnshp both parties knw will nt work, and i add 'WOULD YOU MARRY THE GUY/LADY URE CURRENTLY DATING?'. For me it's a YES. Lets b honest by giving a 1st thought answer and your reason.
Please only matured comment.

To every reader of this update
My prayer:Help make it viral,forward it to as much people as posible.
I had this painful experienz dis evening from a customer service personel in UBA Abak rd-uyo., Aks. And the other(itoro akpanudo) whom i met at deposit section. I askd her 2 help me gt my acount number because i 4got 2gt it as i huried out of my ofice inorder to gt thr before cloz of wrk, and was shocked when tey both decline, and dia rison waz dat it is a tedioz task dat she is nt rdy to embrk upon such(nt as if i wntd acnt statment oo, or didnt av a valid ID). She ignored me the whle time. I ran out to catch anoda keke so as to mitup b4 tey clozd bcoz of d ammount dat waz invlvd,on getin dwn to pay, d keke driver snatchd d money frm me n zoomed off,i got anoda keke at 6th try for a chase,bt d thief used multiple adjrning stritz n got out of sight. I am in deep painz as i write, dat waz my last saving as unemployd graduate. I seek dat d folwing qstionz b ansrd by UBA plc.
Wotz d job of dia staff?
Dnt i av d ryt 2my acnt numbr,esp. Wit valid ID?

Had i pay in, dat mishap wdnt av ocured. Datz y am tekin my fyt 2d social media dat UBA must pay dearly for dis. I enjoin u reading dis nw 2join me in lending ur voice nw inorder to hlp stp all bad treatment of customa by bnk staf bcoz it cud av bin u.
Thank u,
efiok joseph akpan
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I got into this funny debate wit friend of mine(tribe witheld),who is fond of using water to clean his a**s afta toilet n he wud do a generational arguement jst to let me c y itz d cleanest/hygienic method. Plz doz any1 shre dis bliv n y?

I had dis sms invite 4rm halmark consult for writen n oral interview on 13th august. Anybdy hrd of them?kndly gime a hint abt wot they do.