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Ifakiland:
Leave make he dey tell us sob story.....na em type go dey abuse boys wey no wan do masters....him type go dey say education is key....oya go use am open bank vault na...make u collect money.
Don't go and hustle....be telling d world d certificates u av dere.

Well, God have mercy upon you. May he not visit you with my experiences. Wish you success bro

Ifakiland:
Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha....nice story bro!
What did u av in ur English waec? Wuld av love to read ur essay answer.
So with all ur msc and extra cert ure jobless Ahahhahhahahahahahaha, am sure u felt like a king while doing dat msc abi? Money wey u for don use travel out, u carry am do msc....oya goan do PhD na.

I reserve my comment bro. Peace!

Fidecoo:
,how about your relationship with God,because in your writing, I don't see your much involvement with God.HUMANLY STRUGGLES ALONE WE CANT DO MUCH,BUT WITH GOD ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE.

I won't say am perfect but I try to remain faithful....

GentlemanUnltd:
I think you should have opened this thread in another section because nairalanders in this section got no chill.

Thnx

Larryjay4u:
I can't but sober about the harsh reality we are faced with in this country. How on earth will a Masters degree holder with all the relevant certificates and experience be lamenting like this? And some people will tell me you don't need to know anyone to get there.

Bro my only word of advise is that you relocate to either Lagos, Abuja or PH if you have somewhere to stay temporarily and search harder. If you are already living in any of these states, kindly do office by office visitation and talk directly to their HR guys. You may wonder how do you go pass the security, the receptionist etc to get to the HR manager? Dress well and ask to meet the HR Manager. Never carry any file nor envelope. Put your CV in the inner pocket of your jacket if wearing a suit or trouser pocket if not in suit. I have tried it before and it worked.

I also wish those having contacts here can assist. At the end, God will smile on you my brother.

merit455:
Call me 08068029135

Thank you sir

chivinera93:
the lord is your strenght IJN

Thank you

Cry For Help: My SOS by koife(m): 11:07am
Hello house,
Permit me start by introducing myself. I am Efiok joseph, I hold Bachelors of Science Degree in Marine chemistry(2008), Masters of Science Degree in Chemistry(materials science and explosives-NDA:Distinction :4.4-2016). I may not be the best brain around but I am humble, teachable and versatile. I am putting up this thread because at this stage in my life, I am having a great pressure within and outside my sphere of influence. I have done everything I think is worthwhile to have a descent life. I Am almost feeling frustrated and depressed, this is due to the fact that at 30+ and still living in my parents house (insult me if you like), I feel I am just alone in this entire world. I can barely afford basic need of life. Before you crucify and blame everything on my laziness, let me give a bit of what I have been up to lately.

Rewind to 2008/2009- I had a job with a hotel..was paid seven thousand as start up, I took up the job not even considering my academic status, I believed in God, while I was there, I was able to save money and I enroled in many trainings and seminars. Some include basic safety course, customer service relationship, I also obtained a diploma in basic ict/computer appreciation, oil tanker farmilirization, LNG HSSEQ and other related oil and gas certificate courses. I saved enough money to buy a car and registered business name as a logistic enterprise, I was able to get an office space for that but some how high taxing and unfriendly business environment made me close down the office and returned to taxi (town drop) services. I had an accident and was forced to sale the car into instead of total loss, i could no longer afford my rent and moved in with my parents, i was devasted. As the saying goes that quitters never win and winners never quit, I picked up my pieces, swallowed my pride and enrolled in sure-p, luckily I made it through the selection process and I was placed as an intern with an entertainment company with 15k take home after all sortings.

I simultaneously ran this alongside my MSc program which I almost single handedly sponsored myself till late last year..well, I had a further knock when in lost my 4yrs+ relationship, my fiancee who was hitherto very supportive left without any sign, I went bipolar, I hated life and depression set in. I sometimes wonder if there anyone out there with my kind of experience....as I write this I am sited on the road side, I am confused, I am tired, I am teary...I sometimes think I have offended God so much that he has forgotten about me. I have updated my CV, I have applied for countless jobs, adjusting my CV accordingly. I have tried my hands on all sort of things, from marketing job, phone call business, laundry services trust me, have hustled. Many times I have contemplated suicide but I know its not the best option coz I would break the heart of my parents and all those who believed and invested in me and most importantly, God. I have listened to lost of motivational/inspirational CD to stir my faith, but trust me its as if its taking forever, I am losing it BIG TIME. I bought PhD form this year but on a second thought I considered I need a stable source of cash flow to to balance my life in whatever endeavour going forward and my parents are aging, so I dropped the idea.

I have read of stories here on Nairaland about people who carried placard and some how were lucky, while others give testimonies on how God visited them. i am using this opportunity to beg you all for your assistance for a JOB or a loan.....I have written my proposals for companies telling them about the ideas I have but some of them end up hijacking them. I seriously need an urgent help, even if as PA, voluntary, paid, partial paid...anything' I am ready to relocate if need be.
Thank you and God bless you.
Kindly reach me through
08030972730,08078661082 cry cry
Mod please I brought it here because I figured I will the the right audience here. Kindly help out

.

Hello house,
Permit me start by introducing myself. I am Efiok joseph, I hold Bachelors of Science Degree in Marine chemistry(2008), Masters of Science Degree in Chemistry(materials science and explosives-NDA:Distinction :4.4-2016). I may not be the best brain around but I am humble, teachable and versatile. I am putting up this thread because at this stage in my life, I am having a great pressure within and outside my sphere of influence. I have done everything I think is worthwhile to have a descent life. I Am almost feeling frustrated and depressed, this is due to the fact that at 30+ and still living in my parents house (insult me if you like), I feel I am just alone in this entire world. I can barely afford basic need of life. Before you crucify and blame everything on my laziness, let me give a bit of what I have been up to lately.

Rewind to 2008/2009- I had a job with a hotel..was paid seven thousand as start up, I took up the job not even considering my academic status, I believed in God, while I was there, I was able to save money and I enroled in many trainings and seminars. Some include basic safety course, customer service relationship, I also obtained a diploma in basic ict/computer appreciation, oil tanker farmilirization, LNG HSSEQ and other related oil and gas certificate courses. I saved enough money to buy a car and registered business name as a logistic enterprise, I was able to get an office space for that but some how high taxing and unfriendly business environment made me close down the office and returned to taxi (town drop) services. I had an accident and was forced to sale the car instead of total loss, i could no longer afford my rent and moved in with my parents, i was devasted. As the saying goes that quitters never win and winners never quit, I picked up my pieces, swallowed my pride and enrolled in sure-p, luckily I made it through the selection process and I was placed as an intern with an entertainment company with 15k take home after all sortings.

I simultaneously ran this alongside my MSc program which I almost single handedly sponsored myself till late last year..well, I had a further knock when in lost my 4yrs+ relationship, my fiancee who was hitherto very supportive left without any sign, I went bipolar, I hated life and depression set in. I sometimes wonder if there is anyone out there with my kind of experience....as I write this I am sited on the road side, I am confused, I am tired, I am teary...I sometimes think I have offended God so much that he has forgotten about me. I have updated my CV, I have applied for countless jobs, adjusting my CV accordingly. I have tried my hands on all sort of things, from marketing job, phone call business, laundry services trust me, have hustled. Many times I have contemplated suicide but I know its not the best option coz I would break the heart of my parents and all those who believed and invested in me and most importantly, God. I have listened to lost of motivational/inspirational CD to stir my faith, but trust me its as if its taking forever, I am losing it BIG TIME. I bought PhD form this year but on a second thought I considered I need a stable source of cash flow to to balance my life in whatever endeavour going forward and my parents are aging, so I dropped the idea.

I have read of stories here on Nairaland about people who carried placard and some how were lucky, while others give testimonies on how God visited them. i am using this opportunity to beg you all for your assistance for a JOB or a loan.....I have written my proposals for companies telling them about the ideas I have but some of them end up hijacking them. I seriously need an urgent help, even if as PA, voluntary, paid, partial paid...anything' I am ready to relocate if need be.
Thank you and God bless you.
Kindly reach me through
08030972730,08078661082
Mod please help me push out there!

Hbd dear cuppy cake your father fought gallantly for the Peace of Nigeria. His stride shall open spiritual doors for you. I wish you well!

udy821:
This is the reason they want us to believe : NCC says the directive is “in order to provide a level playing field for all operators in the industry [allowing] small operators and new entrants to acquire market share and operate profitably. Small operators and new entrants are hereby exempted for the price floor for data services.”

To clear up any confusion that customers might have concerning this issue, NCC says, “For the avoidance of doubt a small operator is one that has less than 7.5 percent market share and a new entrant is an operator that has operated less than three years in the market.”

What is the NCC driving at? Well, for one, we know that it is trying to protect small operators like Smile, Spectranet and Ntel. Their major USP for entering into the market was 4G LTE data services and now that the big telcos have also joined 4G gang, things are not looking good for them. Also, the NCC issued a much-overlooked caveat when they withdrew the price floor last year. The Commission had stated that it could restore the price floor anytime it observed distortion in the market http://techcabal.com/2016/11/29/nigerians-data-price-hike-this-december/

If bubu slap this one...hin go say him do am coz he love me
Bro your own zombiesm is legendary

See below

I find this to be one of the main reasons ladies regret after marrying. They rush into it coz their mates are married

Reno okoro throws shade

See screen shot below

I thought arik airlines suspended flying some routes. Like if you get the drif

By asking us alone to decide for you if youre ready says it all. I bet youre the type that keeps coming to nairaland for advise on every family matter. Bro, better ask for vote u hia. stuffs like click or share, if you blive I should or not. mtcheeew

See below

This got me laffing my ijebu garri out

Glad I convocated.... It was a life time experience

See pics
More to come

CodeineSKroches:
Congrats. May the lord grant you strength and wisdom.

Thnx man

rhemahil:
Please what's the cost of running a professional Masters in NDA?

150k

Not scam, screening test has already been conducted

I preparation for the upcoming convocation and passing out parade. Planning and rehearsal has been on the crescendo. Pls join us in celebration come 6th-8th.
See pics below.
More to come.
Live from nda

I received below SMS invite. Anybody else with same message?
Sequel to your application for a position in MSMSL factory in Onna Akwa Ibom State, you are hereby invited to a screening test scheduled to hold on Saturday 1st October 2016 at CBN Hall, University of Uyo Main Campus, Uyo, Akwa Ibom State by 8.30am prompt.
Please come with a valid form of identification, biros and this text message.
If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to contact any of these numbers: 0815*18*36, 070*5990*44, and 07055990725

For: Metering Solutions & Manufacturing Services Limited (MSMSL)

Permit me start by introducing myself. I am Efiok joseph, I hold Bachelors of Science Degree in Marine chemistry(2008), Masters of Science Degree in PHysical Chemistry(Distinction :4.4-2016). I may not be the best brain around but I am humble, teachable and versatile. I am putting up this thread because at this stage in my life, I am having a great pressure within and outside my sphere of influence. I have done everything I think is worthwhile to have a descent life. I. Am almost feeling frustrated and depressed, this is due to the fact that at 30+ and still living in my parents house (insult me if you like), I feel I am just alone in this entire world. I can barely afford basic need of life. Before you crucify and blame everything on my laziness, let me give a bit of what I have been up to lately.

Rewind to 2008/2009- I had a job with a hotel..was paid 7 thousand as start up, I took up the job not even considering my academic status, I believed in God, while I was there I was able to save money and I enroled in many trainings and seminars. Some include basic safety course, customer service relationship, I also obtained a diploma in basic ict/computer appreciation, oil tanker farmilirization, LNG HSSEQ and other related oil and gas certificate courses. I saved enough money to buy a car and registered business name as a logistic enterprise, I was able to get an office space for that but some how high taxing and unfriendly business environment made me close down the office and returned to taxi (town drop) services. I had an accident and was forced to sale the car into instead of total loss, i could no longer afford my rent and moved in with my parents, i was devasted. As the saying goes that quitters never win and winnersnnever quit, I picked up my pieces, swallowed my pride and enrolled in sure-p, luckily I made it through the selection process and I was placed as an intern with an entertainment company with 15k take home after all sortings.

I simultaneously ran this alongside my MSc program which I almost single handedly sponsored myself..well, I had a further knock when in lost my 4yrs+ relationship, my fiancee who was hitherto very supportive left without any sign, I went bipolar, I hated life and depression set in. I sometimes wonder if there anyone out there with my kind of experience....as I write this I am sitted on the road side, I am confused, I am tired, I am teary...I sometimes think I have offended God so much that he has forgotten about me. I have updated my CV, I have applied for countless jobs, adjusting my CV accordingly. I have tried my hands on all sort of things, from marketing job, phone call business, laundry services trust me, have hustled. Many times I have contemplated suicide but I know its not the best option coz I would break the heart of my parents and all those who believed and invested in me and most importantly God. I have listened to lost of motivational/inspirational CD to stir my faith, but trust me its as if its taking forever.

I have read of stories here on nairaland about people who carried placard and some how were lucky, this is my own placard ooo, i am using this opportunity to beg you all for your assistance for a JOB or a loan.....I have written my proposals for companies telling them about the ideas I have but some of them end up hijacking them. I seriously need an urgent help, even if as PA, voluntary, paid, partial paid...anything' I am ready to relocate if need be.
Thank you and God bless you.
Kindly reach me through
08030972730, 08078661082

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