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Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Story, My Cry For Help by koife(op): 12:20pm On Jun 14, 2016
PRISTINEMUSCLES:
Hmmm, i am so touched right now and truth be told you have been through alot in so little time. But my brother don't loose it. Don't think of giving up right now. You have got that strong and resilient spirit and trust me that will take you very far in life.
You have cried out for help and i know this forum have people who can be of help to you. Someone's heart is going to get touched and will render the neccessary assistance to you be it in form of a paid employment or an avenue for entrepreneurship. To say i am not touched is indeed far from the truth but what can i do? I will do my little by encouraging you to keep on being hopeful and optimistic. Mark today the 14th day of june 2016, YOU WILL SMILE AGAIN FOR NATURE DOES REWARD A HARDWORKING AND DILIGIENT PERSON IN DUE TIME.
Tnx bro
Jobs/VacanciesMy Story, My Cry For Help by koife(op): 10:49am On Jun 14, 2016
Hello house,
Permit me start by introducing myself. I am Efiok joseph, I hold Bachelors of Science Degree in Marine chemistry(2008), Masters of Science Degree in PHysical Chemistry(Distinction :4.4-2015). I may not be the best brain around but I am humble, teachable and versatile. I am putting up this thread because at this stage in my life, I am having a great pressure within and outside my sphere of influence. I have done everything I think is worthwhile to have a descent life. I. Am almost feeling frustrated and depressed, this is due to the fact that at 30+ and still living in my parents house (insult me if you like), I feel I am just alone in this entire world. I can barely afford basic need of life. Before you crucify and blame everything on my laziness, let me give a bit of what I have been up to lately.

Rewind to 2008/2009- I had a job with a hotel..was paid 7 thousand as start up, I took up the job not even considering my academic status, I believed in God, while I was there I was able to save money and I enroled in many trainings and seminars. Some include basic safety course, customer service relationship, I also obtained a diploma in basic ict/computer appreciation, oil tanker farmilirization, LNG HSSEQ and other related oil and gas certificate courses. I saved enough money to buy a car and registered business name as a logistic enterprise, I was able to get an office space for that but some how high taxing and unfriendly business environment made me close down the office and returned to taxi (town drop) services. I had an accident and was forced to sale the car into instead of total loss, i could no longer afford my rent and moved in with my parents, i was devasted. As the saying goes that quitters never win and winnersnnever quit, I picked up my pieces, swallowed my pride and enrolled in sure-p, luckily I made it through the selection process and I was placed as an intern with an entertainment company with 15k take home after all sortings.

I simultaneously ran this alongside my MSc program which I almost single handedly sponsored myself till late last year..well, I had a further knock when in lost my 4yrs+ relationship, my fiancee who was hitherto very supportive left without any sign, I went bipolar, I hated life and depression set in. I sometimes wonder if there anyone out there with my kind of experience....as I write this I am sitted on the road side, I am confused, I am tired, I am teary...I sometimes think I have offended God so much that he has forgotten about me. I have updated my CV, I have applied for countless jobs, adjusting my CV accordingly. I have tried my hands on all sort of things, from marketing job, phone call business, laundry services trust me, have hustled. Many times I have contemplated suicide but I know its not the best option coz I would break the heart of my parents and all those who believed and invested in me and most importantly God. I have listened to lost of motivational/inspirational CD to stir my faith, but trust me its as if its taking forever, I ammlossing it BIG TIME.

I have read of stories here on nairaland about people who carried placard and some how were lucky, this is my own placard ooo, i am using this opportunity to beg you all for your assistance for a JOB or a loan.....I have written my proposals for companies telling them about the ideas I have but some of them end up hijacking them. I seriously need an urgent help, even if as PA, voluntary, paid, partial paid...anything' I am ready to relocate if need be.
Thank you and God bless you.
Kindly reach me through
08030972730,08078661082 cry cry
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by koife(m): 10:27am On Jun 14, 2016
Hello house,
Permit me start by introducing myself. I am Efiok joseph, I hold Bachelors of Science Degree in Marine chemistry(2008), Masters of Science Degree in PHysical Chemistry(Distinction :4.4-2015). I may not be the best brain around but I am humble, teachable and versatile. I am putting up this thread because at this stage in my life, I am having a great pressure within and outside my sphere of influence. I have done everything I think is worthwhile to have a descent life. I. Am almost feeling frustrated and depressed, this is due to the fact that at 30+ and still living in my parents house (insult me if you like), I feel I am just alone in this entire world. I can barely afford basic need of life. Before you crucify and blame everything on my laziness, let me give a bit of what I have been up to lately.

Rewind to 2008/2009- I had a job with a hotel..was paid 7 thousand as start up, I took up the job not even considering my academic status, I believed in God, while I was there I was able to save money and I enroled in many trainings and seminars. Some include basic safety course, customer service relationship, I also obtained a diploma in basic ict/computer appreciation, oil tanker farmilirization, LNG HSSEQ and other related oil and gas certificate courses. I saved enough money to buy a car and registered business name as a logistic enterprise, I was able to get an office space for that but some how high taxing and unfriendly business environment made me close down the office and returned to taxi (town drop) services. I had an accident and was forced to sale the car into instead of total loss, i could no longer afford my rent and moved in with my parents, i was devasted. As the saying goes that quitters never win and winnersnnever quit, I picked up my pieces, swallowed my pride and enrolled in sure-p, luckily I made it through the selection process and I was placed as an intern with an entertainment company with 15k take home after all sortings.

I simultaneously ran this alongside my MSc program which I almost single handedly sponsored myself till late last year..well, I had a further knock when in lost my 4yrs+ relationship, my fiancee who was hitherto very supportive left without any sign, I went bipolar, I hated life and depression set in. I sometimes wonder if there anyone out there with my kind of experience....as I write this I am sitted on the road side, I am confused, I am tired, I am teary...I sometimes think I have offended God so much that he has forgotten about me. I have updated my CV, I have applied for countless jobs, adjusting my CV accordingly. I have tried my hands on all sort of things, from marketing job, phone call business, laundry services trust me, have hustled. Many times I have contemplated suicide but I know its not the best option coz I would break the heart of my parents and all those who believed and invested in me and most importantly God. I have listened to lost of motivational/inspirational CD to stir my faith, but trust me its as if its taking forever, I ammlossing it BIG TIME.

I have read of stories here on nairaland about people who carried placard and some how were lucky, this is my own placard ooo, i am using this opportunity to beg you all for your assistance for a JOB or a loan.....I have written my proposals for companies telling them about the ideas I have but some of them end up hijacking them. I seriously need an urgent help, even if as PA, voluntary, paid, partial paid...anything' I am ready to relocate if need be.
Thank you and God bless you.
Kindly reach me through
08030972730,08078661082
Jobs/VacanciesRe: A Cry For Help by koife(op): 10:23am On Jun 14, 2016
scabit:
My guy, I understand what you are going through now. I am in the same boat with you. Everything you said that happened to you, also happened to men but I will beg you, to have hope and faith. Don't lose it because I know that you are great; just like us. I know that you will be thinking that he is only talking but I want you to understand something: Your Time is yet to come and it will come soon!
My friend, I must commend you because you have done every right thing. You are very much equipped for life, please wait for God's time! God's time is the best!
My brother, don't worry, you and I, I mean every guy that has the same experience will soon smile!
Be happy and positive for now. At least, you have supportive parents and family. Just hold on and keep fighting. God is with you!
cry cry cry fenx man
PoliticsRe: A Cry For Help by koife(op): 10:14am On Jun 14, 2016
IRserveMyComent:
Never give up my dear. Your type of person when you blow you blow big time. Hold on to your faith, i see your story changing soon.
Thank you
PoliticsA Cry For Help by koife(op):
Hello house,
Permit me start by introducing myself. I am Efiok joseph, I hold Bachelors of Science Degree in Marine chemistry(2008), Masters of Science Degree in PHysical Chemistry(Distinction :4.4-2015). I may not be the best brain around but I am humble, teachable and versatile. I am putting up this thread because at this stage in my life, I am having a great pressure within and outside my sphere of influence. I have done everything I think is worthwhile to have a descent life. I. Am almost feeling frustrated and depressed, this is due to the fact that at 30+ and still living in my parents house (insult me if you like), I feel I am just alone in this entire world. I can barely afford basic need of life. Before you crucify and blame everything on my laziness, let me give a bit of what I have been up to lately.

Rewind to 2008/2009- I had a job with a hotel..was paid 7 thousand as start up, I took up the job not even considering my academic status, I believed in God, while I was there I was able to save money and I enroled in many trainings and seminars. Some include basic safety course, customer service relationship, I also obtained a diploma in basic ict/computer appreciation, oil tanker farmilirization, LNG HSSEQ and other related oil and gas certificate courses. I saved enough money to buy a car and registered business name as a logistic enterprise, I was able to get an office space for that but some how high taxing and unfriendly business environment made me close down the office and returned to taxi (town drop) services. I had an accident and was forced to sale the car into instead of total loss, i could no longer afford my rent and moved in with my parents, i was devasted. As the saying goes that quitters never win and winnersnnever quit, I picked up my pieces, swallowed my pride and enrolled in sure-p, luckily I made it through the selection process and I was placed as an intern with an entertainment company with 15k take home after all sortings.

I simultaneously ran this alongside my MSc program which I almost single handedly sponsored myself till late last year..well, I had a further knock when in lost my 4yrs+ relationship, my fiancee who was hitherto very supportive left without any sign, I went bipolar, I hated life and depression set in. I sometimes wonder if there anyone out there with my kind of experience....as I write this I am sitted on the road side, I am confused, I am tired, I am teary...I sometimes think I have offended God so much that he has forgotten about me. I have updated my CV, I have applied for countless jobs, adjusting my CV accordingly. I have tried my hands on all sort of things, from marketing job, phone call business, laundry services trust me, have hustled. Many times I have contemplated suicide but I know its not the best option coz I would break the heart of my parents and all those who believed and invested in me and most importantly God. I have listened to lost of motivational/inspirational CD to stir my faith, but trust me its as if its taking forever, I ammlossing it BIG TIME.

I have read of stories here on nairaland about people who carried placard and some how were lucky, this is my own placard ooo, i am using this opportunity to beg you all for your assistance for a JOB or a loan.....I have written my proposals for companies telling them about the ideas I have but some of them end up hijacking them. I seriously need an urgent help, even if as PA, voluntary, paid, partial paid...anything' I am ready to relocate if need be.
Thank you and God bless you.
Kindly reach me through
08030972730,08078661082
Jobs/VacanciesA Cry For Help by koife(op):
Hello house,
Permit me start by introducing myself. I am Efiok joseph, I hold Bachelors of Science Degree in Marine chemistry(2008), Masters of Science Degree in PHysical Chemistry(Distinction :4.4-2015). I may not be the best brain around but I am humble, teachable and versatile. I am putting up this thread because at this stage in my life, I am having a great pressure within and outside my sphere of influence. I have done everything I think is worthwhile to have a descent life. I. Am almost feeling frustrated and depressed, this is due to the fact that at 30+ and still living in my parents house (insult me if you like), I feel I am just alone in this entire world. I can barely afford basic need of life. Before you crucify and blame everything on my laziness, let me give a bit of what I have been up to lately.

Rewind to 2008/2009- I had a job with a hotel..was paid 7 thousand as start up, I took up the job not even considering my academic status, I believed in God, while I was there I was able to save money and I enroled in many trainings and seminars. Some include basic safety course, customer service relationship, I also obtained a diploma in basic ict/computer appreciation, oil tanker farmilirization, LNG HSSEQ and other related oil and gas certificate courses. I saved enough money to buy a car and registered business name as a logistic enterprise, I was able to get an office space for that but some how high taxing and unfriendly business environment made me close down the office and returned to taxi (town drop) services. I had an accident and was forced to sale the car into instead of total loss, i could no longer afford my rent and moved in with my parents, i was devasted. As the saying goes that quitters never win and winnersnnever quit, I picked up my pieces, swallowed my pride and enrolled in sure-p, luckily I made it through the selection process and I was placed as an intern with an entertainment company with 15k take home after all sortings.

I simultaneously ran this alongside my MSc program which I almost single handedly sponsored myself till late last year..well, I had a further knock when in lost my 4yrs+ relationship, my fiancee who was hitherto very supportive left without any sign, I went bipolar, I hated life and depression set in. I sometimes wonder if there anyone out there with my kind of experience....as I write this I am sitted on the road side, I am confused, I am tired, I am teary...I sometimes think I have offended God so much that he has forgotten about me. I have updated my CV, I have applied for countless jobs, adjusting my CV accordingly. I have tried my hands on all sort of things, from marketing job, phone call business, laundry services trust me, have hustled. Many times I have contemplated suicide but I know its not the best option coz I would break the heart of my parents and all those who believed and invested in me and most importantly God. I have listened to lost of motivational/inspirational CD to stir my faith, but trust me its as if its taking forever, I ammlossing it BIG TIME.

I have read of stories here on nairaland about people who carried placard and some how were lucky, this is my own placard ooo, i am using this opportunity to beg you all for your assistance for a JOB or a loan.....I have written my proposals for companies telling them about the ideas I have but some of them end up hijacking them. I seriously need an urgent help, even if as PA, voluntary, paid, partial paid...anything' I am ready to relocate if need be.
Thank you and God bless you.
Kindly reach me through
08030972730,08078661082
PoliticsRe: Y by koife(op): 5:20pm On Jun 07, 2016
HateU2:
lol. Tank u joor cheesy
Am not, am only taking maximum risk to put this up to the public, I am very much aware of the risk. Its why am careful. Call me gold digger if you want
PoliticsRe: Y by koife(op): 5:20pm On Jun 07, 2016
HateU2:
lol. Tank u joor cheesy
Am not, am only taking maximum risk to put this up to the public, I am very much aware of the risk. Its why am careful
PoliticsRe: Y by koife(op): 4:49pm On Jun 07, 2016
HateU2:
Not after calling her '19t' stand ish. Continue searching cheesy
Fennx....adioz
PoliticsRe: Y by koife(op): 4:40pm On Jun 07, 2016
HateU2:
Dats y u ar still single undecided. See as u dey follow me talk angry. I wanna help u with my frnd dat is single ni oo.
Hand her my details...we'll take it from there. Fenx
PoliticsRe: Y by koife(op): 4:23pm On Jun 07, 2016
HateU2:
naughtynaughty is available but how much will u pay mehuh Plus this is politics section!!!
Didnt go this low for a one n1t stand. I said serious ladies pliz
PoliticsRe: Y by koife(op): 4:18pm On Jun 07, 2016
richidinho:
Mu.Mu take diz sh1t out of here
My life your headache...shou lipsrsealed undecided
PoliticsY by koife(op):
Yy
RomanceI Ne by koife(op):
H, sc
PoliticsPMB standing order Before Departing For UK for ear treatment by koife(op): 1:29pm On Jun 07, 2016
Hilarious

PoliticsEpic Response From Sen Ben Bruce From A Scavenger! by koife(op): 3:04pm On Jun 05, 2016
See below

PoliticsKano Beheading:appalled By This Reaction By My President And A Brother On Fbuk by koife(op): 2:36pm On Jun 05, 2016
See below

PoliticsMan u fans like APC Vs Subsidy by koife(op): 9:21pm On May 27, 2016
Watching Man Utd fans praise Mourinho will be like watching APC people supporting subsidy removal. hehehehehehehe grin grin cheesy

CareerRe: My Madam Sacked Me Because I Killed A Snake In Her Compound by koife(m): 10:41pm On May 25, 2016
She must be brutai's friend...chai grin cheesy
RomanceRe: Epic Response A Lady Gave Her Friend Zoned Wanna Be Bf by koife(op): 10:07pm On May 24, 2016
Chai Nler's you guys got no chill at all!
RomanceRe: Epic Response A Lady Gave Her Friend Zoned Wanna Be Bf by koife(op): 10:00pm On May 24, 2016
UrWorstNitemare:
undecided

op, I Jus finished reading it, so when shlda I start LAUGHINGhuh angry
Now u got me laffing
RomanceEpic Response A Lady Gave Her Friend Zoned Wanna Be Bf by koife(op): 9:49pm On May 24, 2016
Lmao cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin

PoliticsChibox Boiz Found- Suz: Lie Lie Madhamed by koife(op):
My sister and I just found the mixing chibox boiz few day to one yr of this administration. We rescued them from bisazam forest close to nije. Our men of valor fotwith bare hands, it was a fantastically planed operation. Their names are intact with list that was released on day of kidnap, thus no supplementary list. They speak fluent English and are not married, some ipot boiz included.pls who have the adrez to azonto rock. Bullhari mutpst hear this
Suz: lie lie madhamed

EducationFine Geh, No Brain. by koife(op): 11:31am On May 18, 2016
Can someone pls ask her which degree. E.g BSc/BEdu/MSc/MA/PhD/MPhil.
Nja girls slaying English since 16BC and be forming cheesy grin grin
Reporting live from office gate....strike things angry angry

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by koife(m): 10:54pm On May 15, 2016
am jony just show face...whats gud felaz
PoliticsRe: Herdsmen Killing Nigerians Are From Libya – Buhari by koife(m): 9:37pm On May 14, 2016
APC EXAMINATION QUESTIONS

First End of Session Exam.
Government 101 Time: 3 Hours

ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS

If GEJ is a constant, while APC is a variable, and if 1year have been used for blaming, with the aid of a diagram:
1. Discuss the probability of APC blaming GEJ for the next 3years for:
i. Dollar increase.
ii. Fuel Price increase
iii. Power Failure
iv. Unemployment
v. Fulani Herdsmen Killings

2. If APC = All Promises Cancelled, where PMB is a constant, discuss the speed at which:
i. N50k promise is cancelled
ii. Feeding of school pupil is cancelled
iii. NYSC allowance is reduced
iv. Fuel pump prices are increased

3. Define the term, ''Budget padding''.

4. Mention 3 types of APC propaganda you know, and how they can be used in 21st century politics.

5. Mention 5 IDP you know that feeds with N14000 everyday.

6. Mention the next 3 countries PMB will travel and the disgrace he would receive.

7. If PMB is silent when herdsmen kills people and buys jet fighter when Biafra is mentioned, what is the probability that PMB is not a terrorist?

8. Write short notes on these mad phrases;
i. masquerade dressing,
ii. importation of grass
iii. fantastically corrupt

9. If x is chanji and y is lies./propaganda, solve the equation, 2x + 5y = ?

10. If you used to be corrupt, but now fantastically corrupt. Explain the effect of gravitational force on you.

Copied from: Dj-Luxy de Emma Kalu
Through Magnus Oraka's wall
Modified by: Godzgyft St. Pius
Jobs/VacanciesProgress On Damco Ltd (maersk Line) After Online Test. Any Info? by koife(op): 11:48am On Apr 20, 2016
Who Else Had A Challenge With Damco Ltd Online Test by koife(m): 8:22pm On Apr 09
I had this message from damco ltd (a subsidiary of maesrk intl) to take online test for graduate business development executive.
I had challenges in choosing options that was provided during my online test. please who else had same experience?
see message below;
In connection with your application to a Company in the Maersk Group, the Human Resource team has arranged for you to complete a Predictive Index® (PI®) Survey.

To complete the survey, please go to the following web site and use the Username and Password, provided below. Please turn off or disable any popup blockers you may be using, as these often interfere with the loading of the Predictive Index Survey. Please note that these login credentials will expire on Apr 23, 2016. To complete the Predictive Index® after this date you will need to contact your local recruiter with the Company in the Maersk Group where you have placed your application and ask for your credentials to be reset.
Update:
I learnt that some people where sent progress mail and invited for onsite test while others were given regret mail.
Pls can any one furnish the house with more information?
NYSCRe: Profile Of Brigadier-General S.Z. Kazaure, NYSC New DG by koife(m): 8:58am On Apr 20, 2016
He was my hod when I did my MSC in NDA..he is such a very nice man, he helped me tremendously during my research. I am going to give him ideas that will transform nysc

RomanceRe: One Sure Way To Know Who Your Heart truly Desires. by koife(m): 12:19am On Apr 17, 2016
thinking of that fuel attendant at total...how I go carry beg am for fuel
RomanceRe: .10 Signs You Are Dating The Wrong Person. by koife(m): 6:08pm On Apr 16, 2016
ireneony:
This thread is not for folks that are single.
I need topic like this " sign to know when a man want to propose to a lady"
am single and loving it

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