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That means Paale and son get thesame taste for them to be shopping from market, of all the market in the world. LOL, abegi, na to carry go!!!

No be small thing ooo, I comment my reserve!

na  to day Atiku Abukakar for president because ASUU is on strike. He will do better, he didnt perform during his days as the vice president because he had alot of responsibilities like moving money out of the country and paying loyalty to his,   Lets begin the campaign now!!! NAIRALANDERS,  ATIKU FOR PRESIDENT 2011!!!

NONSENSE!!!

whiteroses:
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thank God for best friends shes everything i have i'd give her random hugs she thinks i'm wierd but no one understands lol

Elaborate for better understanding plz!

She loves me more than any of my siblings, and am the 1st

There once exist a store in Ottawa called "The Husband Store". It was a store where a lady may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So a lady goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
"Floor 1 - These men have jobs." The lady reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads: "Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids." The lady remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads: "Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm, better." she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads: "Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, and help with the housework." "Wow!" exclaims the lady, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight. The fifth floor sign reads:

"Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me! But just think what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads: "Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

@edogram, this must be a setup, who post this topic with your id? I refuse to agree you did, we must investigate!

@habumaks
"Your best friend will always stick by you no matter what. a girl can ditch you anytime you knw. Ok if its my wife-to-be? great! she can even advance to seat on my laps, but ordinary g/f? me and my best would lyk to discuss some important issue in the front seat abeg.

Bottom line: it depends on where your relationship is heading to and the kind of "respect" you have for your g/f"

Correct yan!!! A1 parrallel

Because they always want that glittering stuffs which an average young man (like me) can not provide.

Stability or no stability, has anyone seen a girl dating a married man that is not well to do? So it is not really about stability rather it is about what they stand to squeeze out. (using what they have to get what they want) though some do it for the feel.

Why truth come dey hard to talk like this na? no body wan talk make all this kia picanto girls wey full NL for fit learn.

190:
@post
ewwwwww @ abortion
grooooooshhh


well thousands of nland babes have done abortions
they know dem selves so whats the big deal abt it
u ladies knw urselfs,u have all done it b4

now watch dem bite me!

You this benin girl, e be like say concience dey judge you. which one concern you and thousands of nland babes? abi na ur real name be thousands of nland babes

How genuine is this, and why is the news coming up now?

If Nigeria is that bad why do they keep coming? despite the 419 and kidnapping and all of that bla bla bla. LET THEM SAy!!!

fegflu:
Fhemmmy,

We are engage inconstructive criticism here.
and not kidagarten debate of name assasination.
Calling the Honourable -dishonourable and yeye man is not a good thing the debate was mearnt to promote.
Pls,

You sef defend your honorable na. see how u just come throway your honorable for ground, present your facts.

What an insult!!! any guy that doesnt know how to cook falls among the lazy class, not a guy like me. I cook better than most ladies on nairaland

why not, definitely! my guys back in the hostel will have a day to think back.

of course a woman that saves all the money she makes would either be saving with aim of transfering to a swift account or going out of planet earth . I cease to talk about rainy days

yes there are but scarce, you would find 3 in 100

ezinne1212:
@topic----> SAVE SAVE SAVE!!!!

And what would u do with it when it gets overloaded? transfer to swift account I guess

Eaglebabe:
I know that the person dt asked this question is a lazy man,What is ur own with a woman's salary?Won't u go and look for what to do?.Did u mary her because of her money?.O boy help  

What has the question got to do with being lazy? speak for yourself, what would you do with your money as wife?

Take care of the minor expenses since the husband would always take care of the major expenses.

You are gone but I know you live on. through your music your voice resounds. You lived as a legend, and a legend you will forever remain! Rest in perfect peace Wacko, I keep the Jacko!  

This issue reminds me of nothing but of Fela's track "Animal Talk don start again". The use of grammer logic. What is Amnesty? who is the Criminal and what is the offence? If at all its an offence, why is the Federal Government Government granting amnesty to the so called criminals?
Just like Fela said "Who get human right, and who dey give human right", Who is been cheated, and who is granting amnesty?

We should all wake up from this Grammatical magic and face the fact. There is nothing like anyone granting amnesty to anyone. If the Federal Government are so sincere with their cause, they should order a halt-in-exploration to all the oil company operating in that region, and redesign a formal term of operation that will benefit the people of the region.

I rest my fingers!

This is a great thread, we really need to know which of these "sound banks" deserve our patronage. So far, I have not seen anyone mention Access bank, that means its a no-go area. Access bank seem to have concentrated effort on ATM banking because they have their machine on every where you can think of, and even charge their customers 100 naira monthly for ATM maintenance.

ezinne1212:
Hmm, was quick and sweet, a goodnight kiss. No memorable ones since then, sad!

o yea? same with me, mine was like "kiss me quick".

How about you and I trying a memorable one!

ifababa:
Y'all know what i mean,

I dont know oo!!!

In her bf's house, and u said officially just thank your stars u didnt get caught else you would be narrating how official it was.

mine was like, kiss me quick!  

Housewife Type 3 and Type 6 is my kind of woman

@ All

What is the proper definition of "HOUSE WIFE"?

Qrous:
i did my Estate management for my ND and been searching for Placement too
but found none.why can i get a job or a place to be trained in other to encourage for the chosen profession ?
it almost time for resumption,what are my going to write?u see why student lie about their experience
here is contact 08027043766,snoblover@yahoo.com for any one who is willing to assist

man! Your written expression is terrible and it shows just how "good" you are.