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***in local babes' voice*** Hehe.. Are you serious? oh my gosh.. dis poster can writing funnying things ehn, he is such a good funicator..

Pee2k3: see ur foolishness. So u expect d man to keep quiet and watch his christian brothers killed daily. Y is buhari protesting d killing of d terrorists because dey are his brothers

who is the foolish one here? FG has declared a full SOE in states where "his christian brothers are killed daily". Why can't we (christians and pastor Oritsejiafor) keep quiet and pray for a successful work by our military men? Attacking the person of Gen. Buhari who only aired his opinion equals to taking it personal, which might make people think he is trully working for PDP. Afterall, ACN was against the SOE, why didn't he call for the arrest of the entire ACN chieftains? Nobody can be more "christian" than another in national issues!

bandb: I think you are a victim of infantile e3ection. You beter make good use of your brain. Who is blackmailing who here!

the ease with which you curse someone with an opposing view suprises me. Are you trully a catholic? Anyway, its uncalled for to insult people you don't know and probably might not get to see physically. Catholics are cursing each other on matters concerning the church..smh.. Lol..

Its better they have all these disagreement now than when the party born. As they lobby and try to make things work out, they should also know that time is of essence.

I am glad CPC seperated Oritsejiafor from CAN..

All these useless, shameless old men wey been dey follow us drag girls, God will catch all of them. Agbayas!

They can protest from here to Rome, the church over a billion followers world wide will not sccumb to any form of blackmail. They can break away and form their own church, ordain their own bishop. These are the kind of elements that give people of other churches the impetus to talk about my church anyhow.

Sex with ugly girls straightens your destiny while fine girls destroy your destiny. Heheh just maybe

@poster. Please go for HIV test first thing on monday morning.

Imagine the shame this over 60years old man has brought upon his family. Smh. If say na my papa I for don disfather am.

slymm: Another I.d.I.o.t bites the dust. That is why African women will continue to drown in ignorance, how can an educated woman open her mouth to say a man took away her shame. Stop tasking men with the burden of being shame removers, its too much work. If you see his putting a ring on your finger as taking away your shame and not because you fell in love and wanted to get married. Kpele.

eyah. Your miracle is on the way. God wey do am for Tiwa go surely do am for you.

Great leader! This eko_ile guy is really promoting fashola and LAGS on nairaland. GEJ followers on this forum should learn from him. Post pictures of achievements by FG here and tell us about policies GEJ is initiating rather than raining curses on people who differ in opinoin with you. Stuffs like that will bring up healthy rivalry in this section. That is my little advice.

Abbott: What a shame!
The man just disgraced his head.
He lacks tact, wisdom, judgment and sense.
What he does not understand is that, he has humiliated not his wife but his manhood, his very essence before his Protocol officer...
He is worthless than a loaf of agege bread...all the money in the world notwithstanding.

sharap! Next time she will mind her business..

IvyBlue: kokoA l am sorry but you are crazy, why is cheating on your girl funny?

it is funny because I wasn't caught! Are you a learner?

[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]If only I get a penny each time an MoU is signed in this country; I would have been on that Forbes list by now and competing with Aliko Dangote [/quote]My brother no be small thing o. They sign MOUs more frequently than a newly weded couple makes love. If say na by MOUs, naija for don beat USA.

Eyah.. Sorry for your bf. As for me, God has blessed my gf with a very wonderful naighbour who is also her landlady. The woman and her children like me so much so that when I visit my gf, they supply us quality dishes to "re-energize" us . I think this unusual love is due to the fact that my gf once told her that we ve been dating for 3yrs and we ve never had sex. Lol.. She just the respect me like a very morally upright guy The only regret I have is that I banged her eldest daughter on 2 occasions in my gf's room when she wasn't around. Though its not my fault, she got so emotional watching an episode of one three hill on my gf's lappy and I had to console her naw.. The second time was a re-match.. Thank God she has gone abroad for masters. I am free!

shadrach77: This is funny. If the Jang faction is not the authentic version, why are they suing it? Suing it indicates they (Amaechi and co) are acknowledging that the Jang faction is the authentic faction. I'm a man and somebody says I'm a woman. Why should I sue the person who says I'm not a woman if I know for sure that I'm a man

Blawd of gwad! Please we should mind what we post on NL, outsiders (non-nigerians) also visit this site. Let's not give them an oppourtunity to question the common sense of Nigerian adults.. The one wey pain me pass be say dis comment was actually 'liked' by another Nigerian adult. Smh.

I thought weed improves one's assimilation rate? I witnessed that back in school. I think Ekiti students are taking the "good stuff" wrongly.. Haba!

owobokiri: I hope they will do something about the newsroom to at least bring the whole place into the new century. NTAs news studio looks like a well decorated juju shrine. The fact that newscasters arrive at every 9pm looking like some ijele masquerade don't help matters.

Lwkmd... lol @ juju shrine and ijele masquerade.. Baba you harsh! Hahaha..

Sincere 9gerian: Dont mind them. Every nonentity is now trying to form "political heavy weight"

Even if he campaigned for the president, the only important question would be, what did the president promise his people then that is yet to be fulfilled. Is it roads, jobs, dams, rail line, etc. Are we talking about failure to meet individual aspirations (post election appointments and all that) or COMMUNITY needs?

That is why I love the approach of Governor Peter Obi who said his support for GEJ was not based on appointment of politicians but on delivery of services to the PEOPLE, ie things like building of 2nd Niger Bridge

you just called an oldman who is probably old enough to be your grand dad a nonentity simply because he view things differently from you. that's not a right way to defend mr. president. mr shaahu is entitled to his opinion about his president just as you are. attack him based on issues not name calling.. no offence intended.

Why is the girl having sagging b0O0bies?

Mogidi: [size=14pt]Same people who laughed when Fashakin said Abati was a product of same-sex marriage are the same people crying here now.


Fire for Fire [/size].

na by force to post??! @Topic.. I love politics OBJ: IBB is a fool at 70... Lol IBB: For man who was accused by his own son of incest to call me a fool .. Nigerians know who the bigger fool is. TINIBU: GEJ is a drunk fisherman man whose boat is about to sink. GEJ: the south west is a very important region in Nigeria to be left in the hands of rascals.. FFK: Abati is a product of samesex marriage. Elrufai: @ GEJ, once a scumbag, always a scumbag.. Lol.. Etc etc

When are we getting defenders?!!!

Please you guys should take it easy on our president. E get some kind shyte wey go catch person ehn, even if dem dey dangle 10million naira cheque before you, you go choose tissue paper instead.. I am a living witness. Shyte has made me abandon an exam before. Mr. President is human jare.

Maybe you saw a plane, maybe a jet, maybe helicopter, maybe a drone, maybe a kite.. Lots of "maybes". But I really believe you saw something. I do and I wished I knew what you saw, I really wished. Please don't be offended. I am also sad. Besides, I think musiwa made a great point though I don't understand 99percent of what he posted.. Such an intelligent dude. Once again, poster sorry I couldn't be of help.

Nobody is talking about tito's health here. I think the guy deserves some rest, cancer is not a thing to play with. His absence caused us a lot this season and we are not guaranteed of his constant presence next season (with cancer, you never can tell). I personally think we need a new coach, a striker, a goalkeeper (What's up with that Loris guy in tot'ham?) and a couple of defenders. Raura is okay as an assistant, he needs time.. Being a scout and being a coach is two different things. He needs atleast 2 more seasons.

Jakumo: Without the written permission of the Baale of Canada, Satellite Meister Extraordinaire, Electricity Engineer Musiwa of the multiple Nairaland ban fame, these technologies may NOT be deployed in the theater of war. By order.

my brother no be small thing o.. Musiwa the guru is holed up somewhere by JTF as we speak pressing the right buttons and executing the right set of functions to ensure a sucessful operation.

Hadeyeancah: 24 security personnel
(15 anti-terrorism policemen and
nine mobile policemen),
ONLY FOR ONE PERSON.....

multiply by 36 states. Add security details of 109 senators and 360 house of rep members, 36 governors, 40+ ministers, special advisers, ect. Which one come remain to police the rest of us? Smh!

So I go finally buy dis startimes wey dese hawkers dey use disturb me always.. See life. Smh.

NTA soccer commentator: and ehhhhnnnn osaze pass to kanu, and ehhhhhhnnn kanu pass to mikel and ehhhhh... Oh! Oh! What a bad tackle from that ghanian with a crazy hair do.. Paul Ogazi what can you say about that? 2nd commentator (paul ogazi): adulrahaman, I think that gahnian deserves a red card, yes, he should know mikel just returned from injury. Yeh!Oh! Oh!! It is a goal! No! It is not a goal.mLook at that shot wayad by emenike! Ah! He almost sccored! 1st commentator: paul, our super eagles are on fire today.. Wtf!