₦airaland Forum

Clerverly: Only 13 Why not wipe out an entire command. Useless police force.

are you okay?

@ post. There is no threat of genocide against anybody. You guys should stop blowing things out of proportion. The north central comprises of 6 states namely Benue, Kogi, Plateau, Niger,kwara and Nasarawa. Kaduna is not a middle state. Out of these states, it is only some few local governments in Plateau that have problem of insurgency. All other states are peaceful with christians going about their normal business without fear. It might also interest you guys to know that a typical middle-beltan is a fighter and the muslim-north knows that. Even the insurgents in plateau are not finding it funny with the christians there.

scobaba: .

Yea, aconda was my set( was with him in unec sometime last month, he lectures there now).

Ojiegbe was 2004 set.

a lecturer called ANACONDA? Smh! No wonder they never let the small girls be.. Hmm!

I knew that programme won't last long on radio. Even the owner knew this. He kept saying "if dem stop us for radio, we go carry brekete family go internet, dem no fit stop us". Ordinary Ahmed is such a fearless man, but in Nigeria such people never get the support they need to nail these gang of crooks called politicians. Smh!

kaorama: Some of u are talking as if u have never cheated in ur life. Some of u are even working with fake certificates. Maybe, some of u dont know this man called Salisu Buhari went back to school after the incident and now has a genuine certificate. U want him to be buried in history cos he made a
mistake in the past? Never! My friend now works with NPA with fake certificate and he is very rich. We had similar problem in school then but I stayed back to clear my academic mess while he went and forged certificate. Today he criticizes the govt like many of u, accusing GEJ of corruption. .we are from the same community and he knows I know what his father does not know. Many of u here talking are not as wise as Salisu. He has worked himself back to relevance and am sure he will go far again.

Did you just call certificate forgery a "mistake"? Hmmm.. Smh. A german government official resigned his position because he was accused of plagiarism, which we can also overlook as a minor mistake. Appointing a certificate forger into the board of a prestigious university as ABU or any educational institution for that matter is an insult to the academic community. GEJ could have given him a different appointment not relating to the eduucational sector.

I sat next to a very popular comedian (Name witheld) in a medview flight from lagos to abuja few weeks ago. The guy wear mighty dark glasses make people no recognize am.. Lol

Which one be bills again? Na award? We no sabi dat one for here o

flave01: Pls,aw did u check?

go to eportal.oauife.edu.ng, scroll down the long text and click on "log in" under the page, enter your registration number and password in the space provided (if its your first time, the system will ask you to change ur password, change and continue). Once you have logged in successfully, if you have been awarded, a message will be displayed congratulating you and telling you your room number. If you don't see that messege, it means your apllication is still pending.

Lilblack2: uhn!!!!!!Give me a cup of water,now i wan talk!! Make dem jez allow my girlfriend enta skul dis year b4 d magic take place

after when you don use ur prick delay her for 5 years abi? #GodiswatchingYou

modextus: Is it taking effect from this year?will dr be no jamb dis year?

If you want no go read your books? Mtcheeewww.

chiover: The man is using style to beg Boko Haram not to bomb his church. Maybe he has a lot of customers in his church paying offerings he can't afford to lose

Ordeh! He is a catholic bishop and a well respected states man.

Panadol extra.. Oga for strong strong headache.!

usbcable: how the hell is that great news for you?
are you just starting to watch laliga.

RM obviously has gioven up on the league.

tx Mr Dog chasing Hyena for clarifying it.

Don't be over confident guy. Until it gets to 2 matches remainig for us to win the title, I prefer we keep the distance far ahead of them. 13 points is cool, we can afford to loose 3 games and still be cool.

I took something out of the bishop's messege. He said "An offer of amnesty is not thesame as a declaration of amnesty". I personally think if the government can put this offer on the table, sad as it seems, quite a number of boko foot soldiers who are already tired of this "endless war" will embrace it. Wouldn't it be better to reduce their number and then deal with a few unrepentant ones? We have lost enough lives in Nigeria already, I believe any possible solution to this madness should be considered (even an offer of amnesty).Bishop kukah is known to be a man of peace. Inspite of all the pains boko has caused him and other clergy men in the north by killing innocent church members, he still has a mind of forgiveness. True men of God are easily identified by their actions.

Real Madrid drew with Zaragazo.. Waoh! Great news for us..

And Messi breaks another record.. This boy is so not human!

Alfamann: Seun, I particularly take it as an insult that you would include me, as a nairaland member, in your christian wishes. There are many non-christians here who would find such greetings as offensive and I am concerned that your site has become a bastion of pick and choose religion in which only christianity and the voice of christians and the customs of christians are favoured to the detriment of other divergent opinions.

who join dis one for the greeting sef? Adamu!

Its an appointment well deserved. She has been around for a while in the judiciary.

Which kind company be dis one wey oga @ the top no get shame' jus dey borrow borrow money so..E be like say d company itself go soon fold-up sef. Start looking for another job now!

Leave our Osaze for us jare. If they call him a mad man, he is "our mad man" and we love him. If they call him "sturbon", he is "our sturbon brother" and we still love him. One thing that nobody can agure over is that the guy trully loves Nigeria. He is one of the few "big boys" that gives all he's got to the team. At times only "passion" can win you games. In such times you need a player like Osaze.

But why person go mess inside cinema? This is a very bad habit.. Girls are most guilty of this disgusting act.

[quote author=Adura_ngba]instead of them to be thanking God for safe return to point of take off, they are busy engaging airline officials in a war of words. Aircraft engines are mechanical and can pack off any time.[/quote]no mind yeye oyinbo people.. I bet no nigerian on that flight joined them. Our people wey like life pass anything, na "thanks giving" prayer you go dey hear left, right and center in different tongues.

rateade: Ve u being to the sch at all... Lectures strts nxt wk tuesdy fr Msc App.Geophysics.... Am also in D App.Geophysics progrm

wow! Great to know. I ve been looking for a mate down here at Ife. I got into Ife 2 days back. How can we meet?

He is a Nigerian and he has every right to play for his country provided he is fit. No biggy! We need to teach him how to use his sturboness positively for our team.

sextail: Pls has anyone received admission letter for Msc petroleum geoscience??

Mine is msc.applied geophysics but its ran by same department. Don't know if ur addmission is different from ours.

netQue portal is messing up today.

Almost all the conversations in Pulp fiction. I have seen that movie morethan 15 times. I call it "delete and die" .... Samuel L jackson after shooting the guy on the couch. Samuel L Jackson: I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please continue.. Lol... .. Continues.. "What does Marcelos Wallace look like?". Terrified guy: what?! Samuel L Jackson: What country are you from? Terrified guy: what?! Samuel L Jackson: "What" ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak english in "what"?! Terrified guy: what?! Samuel L Jackson: English mudafuka!Do you speak it?! Terrified guy: yes! Samuel L Jackson: so you know what I am saying.. Terrified guy: yes! Samuel L Jackson: Describe what Marcelos Wallace look like! Terrified guy: what?! Samuel L Jackson: Say what again! Saay what again! I dare you! I double dare you mudafuka! Say what again! Say what one more gaddanm time!... Terrified guy: he... He.. He is black.. He is bald. Samuel L Jackson: Does he look like a b..!T*ch?! Terrified guy: what?! Gbosa gbosa.. Gun shots!.. Lol.. I love that movie.

Me I no understand o.. Musician dey marry but na actors plenty pass for the wedding. Tuface for buy tickets for people like terry G, timaya and co naw.. Shey visa na free naw.?

I no blame am.. Na tuface wey buy ticket for am to go dubai I blame.

Kaxmytex: Shey na blackberry dem take dey capture diz match?

my broda help me ask dem o.. Abi na 3mega pixel nokia phone sef.