₦airaland Forum

Some kind surname dey invite poverty o.. I will never allow my sisters accept surnames like Musufu, Ishiaka, Ibu, Abdulmumuni, etc.

out of all the women for him compound, na MOPOL wife he wan go straf.. Are you a learner? Smh. When MOPOL arrange him face finish, if he see anything wey resemble woman he go run for dear life.

Maybe she is a witch.. Just guessing.

You are boring. You bore them.

My dear, let me tell you the truth from a guy's point of view. 1st, do not bother yourself, your man is definitely cheating on you. Yes.. 90percent of us cheat, that's how we were made, but we know the one who is worth taking home to mama.. Your mum should know this. Ask her, besides you should have brothers at home, study them. My advice for you is this: if your man sees you as the most trusted one to spend the rest of his life with, then accept him for who he is, try to change him if you can, though I doubt you can, love him and have his kids, he will definitely grow up someday..

What's with nairalanders these days sef? How person go start post just to announce to the world say her bf get body odour?! Abi dem don dey give award for body odour?! Nna.. Nekwe nu ifeanyi o..

Nollywood movie.. Lol.. Dis man can sabi lie o.

That means he doesn't listen to proceedings at all. Him own na just to press "yes" or "no", say "iii" or "nay".. Ode! They better recall him back to the village.

Is that Charly Boy's wife?

She don dey near menopause naw.. Dem no dey tell man say rain dey fall.

You don't need any advice to stop 'loving' your cousin. You need serious flogging instead! Are you okay?! Abi girls finish for your area?

It means your prick is always straight and pointing forward. You wan kill her?

Freewilly: very sad indeed, but what is the mother in law of the President doing traveling by road. Se should be in a helicopter or private jet for crying out loud.

Repeat what your wrote up there slowly and listen to yourself carefully.. Smh.

chidindufrank: But 99% of them had the taste of joystick at 6-12 years of age

oh! Does that explain why they drop out of school? Its actually very difficult to combine magic stick and books.

I am with the prof on this one. GEJ through Abati called respected citizens of Nigeria "sophisticated ignoramuses" and we didn't see that as an insult, the presidency also referred to Nigerian youths as "collective children of anger". They can call us names but we can't call them what they trully are.. Smh.

Nigga knelt down and did what?! Dannmm! She carry gold for kini? Bros you fall my hand.. Its harsh but the truth is that her neighbours (especially the guys) were disgusted by your actions.. Anyway, we all f'up at times. My advice to you is in line with what almost all the posters here have said. Let the b!ach go! The only way you can pay her back is to get yourself a lady who is a 100 times prettier than her.

I wouldn't be opportuned to do anything than to plead on my gf's behalf. My mom who single handedly raised 5 boys into adults?! I trust her in that department, she will rearrange the girl's dentition and reorganize her facial configuration before I return.

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Why should u Catalan faithfuls grow concerns over the resignation of a gaffer that doesn't know his Onion?

IMO - This is supposed to be goodnews. Though i wish him quick recovery.[/color]

eehm ehm, sorry but I think something is wrong with you. A coach that saw our team through her most successful season ever in laliga? 100points plu in a season? Dude, no make me turn dis vex on top your head o. Tito, I wish you speedy recovery. Stay alive!

joeydozzy: Guy your IQ is single digit

Nigger You harsh!

Kgdavid: so far, the midfield has really been performing very well but one thing i would like to suggest in order to add further strength, is the immediate recall of Oluwaseyi George Olofinja. this guy is a beast in the middle... i belive with the recall of Joseph Enakahire, Pius Ikedia and Seyi Olofinjana, Nigeria will be set. Up Super Eagles

what of wilson Oruma, Christian Obodo and Garba Lawal?

Jang said he is like a father to Amechi, now PEJ has said she is like a mother to Amechi.. Hmmmm.. Are you pondering what am pondering? ****in Brain's voice***

Behind every successful woman there is a man.. Dem don change am. You guys don't read!

[quote author=stan-ogb]it is decriable and lamentable that most Nigerians proudly display their unprofessional attitude in an insipid and lackadaisical manner. The OP shoule have made reasonable efforts to stop the ongoing fight instead of acting as a paparazzi. What if someone's life was lost, am sure the OP wouldn't be happy about it.[/quote]dem dey help you beat police, you wan go stop am? Are you a leaner?

Airforce1: Dis guy and his Aba Swagg

Na wa o

Nigger you harsh men..

Airforce1: Dis guy and his Aba Swagg

Na wa o

Boy you harsh men..

Regina is 46?! And Omotola and Rita Dominic still dey claim mid-thirties God is watching them sha

Is he married? Happy bday sha.. But I think he is more than 40 o. I grew up watching this guy.