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spiky, sauron na girl?

~Sauron~:
Must u kiss and tell??

Yes o. on this thread.

Go on soun ojare hotness

I'm all ears _literarily

I told my church friends I have no dreams _{or I never recall them when i wake up} and they said I need deliverance since it is not a good thing.

I used to have nightmares when I was young so I specifically prayed against dreams.

Is it wrong not to dream?

I'm sure God communicates with us in different ways

sista-jay:
No reason at all, infact this is my fourth username, oops!

you be nairaland prostitute be dat o.

abi na pololo

? ?

I'll start: my grandfather was a mexican. _{go figure}

Hotness.

pictures pls

who be this ??  egbami ooo

Let's make it even HOTTER : Pictures please 

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gossips + survey + curiousity _{wey no kill cat} + gbeborun + lies = hot thread
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help me make this thread HOTTTT

OYA.

gbeborun

olofofo

gbefila

gbegele

gbepata

gbekoste

gbescarf

well, just trying to see if we can create a match-making thread. that's all

plus the gossips would be interesting too

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oya now, let's know about dem couples

Kill her father! _{with your english}

I think not.

not with all the baggage.

Are there any exisiting relationships that started / originated on Nairaland?

do you know of any?

Spiky!!

simple english you cant spoke

how can sex and baffin be the same

One before the other then afterwards _{although I know a man who does not let his wife clean up b4 the act so there's juice for him to lick - the lady told me!!}

Olodorabata

no. I be the conductor.

I no get change o

all of una, whatever.

I told the babe I would use condom and I never did. She no complain afterwards because the thing sweet am.

na she come tell me say she get belle.

 daughter of Jezebel

But thank God say person don marry sha.  because I no like that condom one bit. I no even know as women dey like am because I go drill for hours without coming o. I be Anadrill Schlumberger

e go just be like say person dey baff with his clothes on

I see you in the picture.

Well, she's the wife and so is allowed.

You know the kind of women who's only close friend is their husband?

yea.

Barack omo Obama, we don come o

Baraka omo Obama, we don come o

Barack omo Obama, we don come o.

The funny thing is she called while I was typing out the stuff earlier and I started grinning. she asked what was funny and I couldnt tell her.

She's called twice after that to find out was funny.

Women! gotta luv them.

yup. I was there with her, along with her mom.

while she was acting all strong and wouldnt take epidural (right spelling?), I quitely reminded her of the tricks we learnt during lamaze. My wife shouted me down and i couldnt believe it cos she's normally the very sweet lady.

we have a wonderful boy now - he's generated a lot of NL threads already

damn damn damn!!!

I have two very eligible bachelor friends in this kind of dilemma as we speak - theyre short and hence dont want ladies who are too tall when compared to them.

No problem now. Go for some wowo di wowo.

Na ur child I just pity o.

And his name shall be called: Atutupoyoyo