₦airaland Forum

Mrs.Chima:
Koyoke!! You get food stamps

I'll take yours as a form of payment for my service up there

Sorry ...but some of these are good reasons as well.

Think about it...and be realistic

Just tell him.

I take credit cards or food stamps.

Well, I hope everyone on this thread is married ..or else my post may make no sense to you.

When you live together, there WILL be disagreements that if not well managed, may lead to something else. You have to understand your partner and know how to diffuse the situation.

I personally dont like going back n forth when tensions are high cos I have realised it doesnt work out well FOR US.

If as a result of your emotions or anger, you say things that are hurtful to me, I may naturally want to get back at you verbally ..then we start hurting each other with words. I dont do that.

Instead, I WILL KEEP QUIET ..or WALK AWAY IF NECESSARY.

We tend not to think right or listen when we are are angry.

If you keep shouting at me or saying hurtful things, you are simply just extending my silent period. I cant talk to you because you are too 'high' to listen to me or think right.

When we both calm down (not matter how long it takes..hours in most cases), then I will get my points across and listen as well - that is effective and efficient communication.

Call it silent treatment but that is what works for me. I'm not forcing it on you.

May their souls rest in peace.

They died while trying to save others.

#sacrifice

The surefire way of making the Nairaland frontpage ...carry go

Hopefully, we will someday have a personal relationship with our maker..instead of serving and worshipping religion.

Back in the days, some neighbours would not even greet me because I did not go to their church or act like them - they felt I was a sinner because I dressed well and went to work while they spent most of their time in church...of course they didnt have enough to look good or take care of their household. I decided to greet the man one day and he seemed surprised that I greeted him. I asked why he was surprised and he said they assumed that I was not a nice person..for no reason at all - I assume only their church members are nice. Of course the entire family started greeting me since then but they still NEVER tried to invite me to their church. Well...

ayswagga5: fake prophet

Dumb church member..

This goes a long way to show how the husband entered yankee.

what a way to spend almost a million naira. Imagine the business they could have started with that kind of money while hoping to obtain legit travel documents.

stupid couple.

The stress involved in purchasing and even keeping a piece of land in Lagos is too much sef..na wah!

Then when you start developing..another level of wah!

wetin now??

Can we make life just a lil bit easier for ourselves..must evrything be by fire??

Well, I know this for sure..

Nigerians are very hopeful people ..'God dey'. We dont want to die o. But when an elderly family member dies, we borrow money to throw the biggest parties and soak in all the hype - we'll deal with the loans later.

well..maybe except Mutallab and some of his 'boys'.

Wait oh, are you describing LAWMA...or NEPA?

Nigerian President/ Governor wives' Office of the First Lady nko?

Alimony nko?

Koste Onirin / push up bra nko?

Butt pads nko?

Fake Eyelashes nko?

Child support nko?

chei: You don't blame the policemen anyway. Nigerians are a nuisance wherever they go.

Maybe you and your likes.

Not me.

Elephant trunk babbyy!!

Evil blogger.
..and some dumbos will run with it...

- Give him his space...especially for sports

No romance without finance?

money helps to sustain love nowadays o.

That was an awesome goal!

link pleeeeeese!

link please?

Some people will turn her into an ido and start worshipping her soon..if not already.

Fickle beings ..always looking for miracles.

Big deal ..is this not a daily occurence in these parts?

abegi..to the left ojare

or ..pass the mic

^^^

I know ..lazy me.

Thank you.

What can one do with a 20,00 naira monthly salary in Lagos these days?

Bash Me: [size=22pt]Next tym dey will dress Hermaphrodite[/size]

Bash Me: [size=22pt]THE FEAR OF JTF IS D BEGINNING OF WISDOM.... WELL, D BOKO BOIZ APPLIED WISDOM DAT DIDNT WORK OUT AS EXPECTED.[/size]

Must you yell?

Nice move. Even if it is a political move, it is still worthy of admiration.

The woman could have decided to chop d money and nothing would have happened.

So..kudos to her and whoever thought this up.

aeu1: Just approach your Bank. Bids for Treasury Bills are done every 2 weeks. I will recommend GT Bank. Once successfully bidded, you'll be paid interest upfront. You'll have back your money at maturity which you may wish to reinvest or fulfill a standing order for the bank to automatically reinvest for you. It is better than fixed deposit most at times in terms of interest rate.

Thanks.

I dont live in the country (hence my questions) but I do have two bank accounts that are honestly just there..really do nothing with them so I have no contacts.

When you say 'maturity', like how long on the average are we talking?

wetin consign me with fat job??

I wonder what's sexy about a leg. one damn leg people

c'mon we are talking about one leg here! it aint like two female legs up and kicking in the air.

Donmams: According to Mrs Jonathan, her office, just like American First Lady Michelle Obama’s, derives from the Presidency and has responsibilities to discharge, whether ceremonial or official, in order to “smoothen the operations of the president and the Presidency”.

I'm willing to bet the first lady cannot even comprehend or spell out what has been said here