₦airaland Forum

amanze15:
lol for ur mind

Ninilowo:
Edwin Dombraye buh did he play at the seniour level?

Bigcake:
As an event planner in which i am, the following breakdown shld see u thro in an average nigerian marriage. Tradition marriage plus payment of dowry and sundry expenses will gulp N450k. Note dat most homes do handle everyting in the trado, in such a case consider urself lucky because d expenses on entertaiment will not fall on u. But to be on d safe side budget atleast N450k. For white wedding propper, this is d breakdown, wedding gown N40k to N50k, wedding ring N30k to 50k, cake N30k, drinks n food N150k, reception venue like field is usually cheaper N20 to 30k. Dj N15k, decoration N50k if in an open field, if in a hall N70k. Reception hall N120k, compare dat wit a field. Souvenir N20k note dat u cld be supported by friends wit more souvenir. Mc N10k. Programme N15k. Note dat people will volunteer to assist u in some gray areas which i hav not listed here. If u need more info on dis and hw to help u plan a cashless wedding anywhr in Nigeria, contact me on 07068613908 EKWERE JNR. Wish u well Bro.

WENGERNOMICS:
Bros, Christianity does not connote stupidity. When God sent Samuel to anoint David, Samuel told God that Saul the King would kill him if he hears he went to anoint David. God told Saul to go to the town where David's family was and say he has come to sacrifice to the Lord. And then use the oppourtunity to anoint David. And it worked. Samuel went, asked all the old men to accompany him to sacrifice to the Lord in the house of Jesse and there he anointed David. I cant even remember if a sacrifice was eventually done.

Point is: Did God lie? No. Did Samuel Lie: No. All you have to do if you have an Interview is to pray to God to make a way for you to be there. When the day comes: Tell your supervisor you have to go and do a transaction in the bank or you have to take your baby brother for a medical check-up. ENSURE you go to the bank and do a transaction or you book a hospital visit for that day.......then go for the interview. When you are asked where you went to.....You went to do a banking transaction and show them the transaction you went to do.

The truth is that if the Job is truly for you, God will make a way and you would find yourself there. You don't need to lie that you are sick or your father died......except you have plans to be truly sick or to kill your father etc.

If anyone thinks this is dishonest or a lie, try asking God how he performed it in 1st Samuel 16 and 17.

searching4love:



SELF SERVICE IS BETTER THAN DATING ALL THESE PROMISCUOUS NIGERIAN GIRLS WHO MOVE AROUND WITH VARIOUS DISEASES LOOKING FOR MEN TO INFECT. SOME LADIES WEARS PANTS FOR 3 DAYS WITH OUT WASHING, SOME URINATE WITHOUT CLEANING UP HEREBY CREATING A TOXIC STENCH WHEN YOU ATTEMPT TO BLEEP THEM.

MOST NIGERIAN GIRLS ARE DISEASE CARRIERS SO IF YOU CAN'T LAY YOUR HANDS ON A FOREIGN LADY, I SUGGEST YOU SELF SERVICE

crackhaus:
Well I can't be certain what they discuss when they're together, but Akwa Ibom women are one of the best behaved Nigerian women I have come across so far - or maybe I was just lucky and met the right ones. . . Dated one as well, she had a massive azz...okay I'm obviously biased

folash:
What's d pay like? Any idea?

iduzebaba:
we can only pray this end well, Becos with the numerous controversies surrounding this Boko haram saga, we can only but look up to God for salvation.

kilokeys:
i imagine a scenario where she overpowers u.. beats u to pulp, dislocates ur knee with pestle remove two teeth with frying pan..

u would still never admit ur wife beat u, would u?


u go form accident

kilokeys:
i imagine a scenario where she overpowers u.. beats u to pulp, dislocates ur knee with pestle remove two teeth with frying pan..

u would still never admit ur wife beat u, would u?


u go form accident

acidtalk:
twelve things you didn't know about jonathan Azikiwe Ebele

* He is the MOST corrupt Public officer holder in Nigeria History

* He will rather set Nigeria to a Civil War than hand over power after his defeat come May 29 2015

* He sees Nothing wrong in corruption and prefers corrupt men and women to upright individuals.

* He has tried his very best to divide Nigerians along ethnic and religious line

* 6 whole years in power and he can't pin point to one single achievement

* His fighting to remain in power is to loot the National trasury dry and not to work for the betterment of Nigeria.

* He is too silly to realize he is surrounded by those who HATE him and are working towards is downfall

* He doesn't realize Fani Kayode is working closely with some APC Chieftains to bring down Jonathan completely

* Asari, Tompolo, Edwin Clark, Patience and Aliision are Jonathan's Special advicers.

nnamdibig:
Source: http://m.positivemed.com/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fpositivemed.com%2F2015%2F01%2F23%2Fzodiac-sign-says-intimacy-life%2F#2885

waternogetemeny:
APC THE PARTY OF LIARS AND SCAMMERS.


AFENIFERE ENDORSE GEJ, THEY SET UP RENEWED AFENIFERE GROUP AND ENDORSE THEMSELVES.



OHANEZE ENDORSE GEJ NOW THEY HAVE SET UP IGBO GROUP TO ENDORSE THEMSELVES.



IGBOS WILL BE THE LAST PEOPLE TO VOTE APC. GO MARK THESE WORDS.


GEJ TAKE IT ALL

FastShipping:
GMB is an honest man. He is not coming to enrich himself. He is coming to reset the country and set it on path to greatness again.

nma24:
proudly igbo.

kastonkastrol:
I don't like what am seeing about eko's collection. We are quick to tell other Nigerians that we are the most civilize nigerians in the country, but yet our PVCs collection is below 70%. Progressive lagosians, pls we should create a time to collect our PVcs.

Buhari 2015
Beautiful lagosians support

nma24:
Funny question

barcanista:
Whether Boko Haram like it or not, Nigeria Army will wipe them out... And GEJ will be elected President

nma24:
Lolzz guy What is it? besides that number 6 is a No no

Jasi7:
U can imagine...skul no dey tire am?

2undexy:
1. If your girlfriend comes to your house and join you in drinking garri, marry her.

2. If you take her to a restaurant and she picked gala/satchet-water instead of expensive meals, she's understanding, marry her.

3. If she sees someone with a Bugati but she decided to follow you with 'keke', my brother, na your bone be that.

4. If both of you enter a taxi or bus and she pays, that's a good sign.

5. She comes to your house and wash even your brothers and sisters clothes, my brother, she's yours.

6. You gave her 50k for shopping and she went for 'okirika' and she brings back 45k to you, marry her because she read Economics.

7. She calls you everyday and ask if you need airtime, brother claim her o.

8. If the girl use to give you her pocket money everyweek, she loves you, marry her.

nma24:
I Don't consider fornication to be fun mind You... D corrupt management really cheated us in that camp. we did Not experience bonfire night, can u imagine that? Imagine due to unknown security reasons they deprived us of that experience. Lemme Not even talk about the thieving kitchen women.. chai Nigeria cannot Just change