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This i§ most boring Christmas I have ever celebrated in my life. I can't just believe it. Been indoors, no cash at hand, no fuel in the Generator, no light at home. Everywhere is just boring. I just hate this town for Christmas.

teeghurl:
ahahahah, sorry brov

It is not a small something o.

Tallesty1:
SO YOU’VE GONE/GOING home to your old village to spend Christmas with the parents.

Well, Watch Out Cause You Gotta See At Least One Of These People.

1: Old classmates: Oh, look who’s back too.(We all hear this statement when we meet old time pals.) After exchanging niceties you’ll spend the rest of the evening avoiding each other if they are after your pocket. Some of them are really cool to hang out with.

2. The old colleague: You worked with this person or s/he was your best man/woman during your school years, but haven’t spoken to them since last year, on Christmas Eve, because you always see them on Christmas Eve. No matter what you’ve been through, conversation will always come back to the other people you mutually worked with.

3: The Newscaster: The knows about everything, all relationships, all breakups, all marriages, abortions, and every single call your crush recieves, just name it. They know everything.

4: People Who Are Rearching For Their Missing Rib: These ones are easy to spot, it is written all over their them that they are not in the village for xmass. It can be seen from the way they dress, talk, greet rich folks etc.

5: People Who Try To Be And Live Like The People In Town: These ones are everywhere, they stay in the village but once it is xmass time they will try in every possible way to upgrade to the level of those that will come back from the city.

6: People Who do No Other Business Except Farming. I call them the real village people, these folks are quite, you hardly see them in joints. They only visit you in the evening when all the little ones have gone out. They will gist until late in the night then they will excuse themself to go and attend to one thing or the other.

7: People Who Are Not Bothered With High Standard Of Living: Pheww, I call these folks the Malaysian guys. They spend money like it grow on trees, they buy beer in crates, they carry the finest babes. You heart is darned if their kind fall for your girlfriend.

8: People Who Practice Witchcraft and Other Form Of Spiritualism And Divination: These ones wear rings and amulets to scare people, they always bragg about all the nothings they have done to people. They want people to respect and fear them.

9: The Gossipers: The only known different between these group and the Newscasters is that they spice their story with lies to make it more interesting; especially when the gist is in your favour or when you buy them drinks.

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Tosyn2Much.


I Just Upgraded My Os To Tosyn v5.0 And The First Thing That Poped up in My Brain Was The Idea To Create This Thread.

This ur thread is just rubbish. Must u create a thread?

I have always known that Lagos does not have good places to relax during the Christmas season. This is the reason I don't like missing going to my Delta where u can eat bush meat, drink fresh Palmwine, interact with old folks, hang out with secondary school friends, chill with some local and cheap babes, most especially stay together with my sibblings and gossip, its always fun. But this madman I am doing business with has refused to pay me. So Lagos, I just have to stay in this lonely and deserted u. God help me not to commit suicide before the year.

teeghurl:
Lol, watz emotional in wat I wrote nw?

na so all this woman wrapper full NL.

Dannylux:
Mister, do you have a degree?

Your post is very irrational.

Check his monicker. He is still a student and may not end up graduating.

Those are pple who will not vote on that day but come online to insult their elders.

20pounds:
...but Buhari has not been to prison yet. When is he going to prison to spend his own 27 years before becoming President?

This got me laughing. U are a case study I swear.

fr3do:
Akwukwu Igbo is the HQ of Ika Northeast LGA, my LGA.

Are ok? U don loss for Lagos na.

justynneke:
Odun n lo sopin baba rere
Fi iso re so mi o , toko tomo
Ohun ti o pawa lekun o lodun titun
Mama je ko sele si wa o baba rere

Interprete this song. I love it. But can't sing it.

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thewarrior72:
This girl wey worwor like tomorrow no day, u sure say u know what is beauty?

Yes she worwor but she dey very brainy. Unlike all these beauty without brain we see on daily basis.

koboko69:
Jonathan as forgotten that in the next 5-10years he will be as old as the people he is insulting now. I wonder when he will stop blaming people for his failures. This time it is old people.

dont u know what they call insult abi? These old men are a big problem to the nation and he is right.

delegiwa:
So all you are saying is that Ndi Igbo should vote for Buhari right? It's ok. Many will vote no doubt but I won't.

who are the many? Buhari will not get any vote from the South. Except from the SW. They have always align with the North when
ever it comes to the issue of politics in Naija.

berem:
So what about it?

The fear of Amaechi as Campaign DG of Buhari is the beginning of political unrest in the PDP camp.

Sai Buhari!!

my dear, if Amaechi has been relegated to a campaign DG, then he is dead politically.

So after spending all the money in Rivers State, all they could give him was to campaign for the man who will not win an election come 2015.

Ymodulus:
The president and his clueless entities No wonder obasanjo said


After watching, reaching out to, studying, talking to, and listening to the president himself and the people around him, I came, sadly, to a number of conclusions that mark Jonathan out as a man of adequate intelligence to run the affairs of Nigeria but lacking in broad vision, knowledge, confidence, understanding, concentration, capacity, sense of security, courage, moral and ethical principles, character and passion to move the nation forward on a fast trajectory. . - Gen. Olusegun Obasanjo

Obasanjo cannot speak such English Language. Someone must have done that for him.

bigheart2013:
Why are we too into the biz of these celebrities? Nairaland Front page is filled with their pictures, their kids, their girlfriends, their wives, their kitchen, their dogs, their cars, when they entered, when they walked away, who they slept with, who they dumped, haaaaa! Haba! I thought they said great minds discuss events, while little minds discuss people?....Nairaland are you turning us all into small minds or what?

It shows the kind of pple we have on NL. That's why u can't see them discuss issues critically.

bclipse:
and ∕̴Ɩm sure you never knew they dated for about 10 yrs..long before AY even went into comedy

No be only 10yrs. 100yrs.

Picking Ameachi will be a big thing for the pple of SS. Why did I say so, if anything happens to Buhari, power will come back again to the SS. I guess the SS is blessed this time.

@oP, how long have u been dating this babe? I asked cos I was in this shoes with a babe for some time. I discover each time she is around she is so indifferent about my issue but she sounds loving while talking to her on fone. So gradually I discovered why she was acting like that. So she may love u but trying not to be too pushy because the last guy she cared for messed her up.

Pls don't mind all these children telling u rubbish o.

FrancisTony:
Hmm! That's a lie. Don't generalise.

We are not marriage fre
ak.

But, I'm lesbian sha.

14yrs awaits u.

erico2k2:
TWO DECISIONs THAT FINISHED GOV UDUAGHAN's DREAM FOR MR TONY OBUH
1) UPU's Involvement in PDP Primaries:
The UPU's involvement in Partisan (PDP) Politics at the Pre-PDP Primaries which lasted for almost 4Months is what really helped Sen Okowa to clinch the Gov Ticket yesterday. Hence, Gov Uduaghan would have peacefully had his way if not for the constant/consistent pressure from UPU and the Delta Central of their demands.
2) UPU Endorsement of David Edebvie:
From the Onset, people like me new David would not sail through because of His rôle in the Yar Adua saga against GEJ. So, he was never going to get Fédéral support. The moment he was endorsed, we new a fundamental/deliberate mistake had been made by UPU to frustrate further the Gov Uduaghan Dream for Tony Obuh.
This two décisions in disguise created a level playing ground for Sen Okowa, & resulted to his victory in yesterdays' PDPs' primaries.
I will not say much for the rest is now history, but I will humbly request that Delta North should not celebrate in Isolation of UPUs' rôle.
Reason:
If not for the rôle of UPU; the only known body/group in Delta State that fought Gov Uduaghan to failure, Delta North would not have had the chance of having their best & widely accepted son, in the person of Sen Okowa winning PDPs' primaries.
Finally, though the journey to the Government House is still far ahead, but at least all candidates now available to Deltans (Great Ogboru, Chief O'tega, & Sen Okowa) are widely accepted from the Grass root youth to the Ordinary Mother/Father in the Streets of Delta State. This is what we want. This is what the UPU and entire Delta Central made possible for all Deltans.
Congratulations to Sen (Dr) I Okowa, as PDPs' flag bearer in Delta State.
Long Live UPU
Long Live Delta Central
Long Live The Urhobo Nation
Long Live Delta State
Long Live our Great Party PDP: Power to All.
Written by: Comr Rotr. Brume Akatugba

Oh Akatugba is this u?

cheruv:
if you Urobos have 25LGs how many then does delta have?

U dey mind stupid person?

I know have more points added to the ones i have plus the ones my father gave to me to attack this Buhari guy.

He can only win the APC primaries but will never be the President of this great country.

justmag:
My guys may try but fail!! That much I kno.

Na today? E don tey wey we dey hear things like this. U and ur guys should better free her for her fiance or else the law of karma will meet u guys one day.

justmag:
She is hanging with me and friends because they had a huge fight! Dats all. She has only been with this guy all her life. So I kno she can't cheat unless they break up. She just doesn' want to be aaround him right now.

Soon, u and ur guys will start sleeping with her. Don't u have ur fellow guys to hang around with?