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Ndlistic:
I'm still friends with my ex babe who is a nursing student.

She always disturbs my elder bros with unsolicited calls. Most atimes he doesnt pick. She came to visit him while i was in schl. He was wearing just boxers. She started telling him how hot he looks.

What shld i do?

libertyhope2017:
This my friend is going to Standford and today he called me back home and told me...do you know who the white professor mentioned as one of leading founders of internet? He says Dr. Philip Emeagwali. That after the lecture, he approached the professor, a white man mind you, and asked him about the controversy surrounding his name as the founders of internet, the professor told him, the truth is we that have extensive research in this field for over 40 yrs know Dr. Emeagweali works as a young man, I knew him personally as a PhD student, and as with many others in the field, we know that his research and discoveries are the corner stone to the birth of internet. He went further, had he been a white man, no doubt he would be crowned the father of internet. Mind you this my friend is not Igbo, he was among those who bought into this propaganda that Dr. Emeagwali was a fraud, but find it striking that he his on all books they are using this semester, all books written by white men, citing him as one of the leading founders of internet.

Boworld:
my teacher force me to rape today at school,,he told me that after closing i should wait,that he had something important to disscuss with me,after closing i waited for him in his office,,,i go reach there he stated asking me some question about my parents and so other things,before i could know he just grab me to my boobs,as i was strugging and trying to push him away,i shouted no one could answer me!!! and he raped me and promise to kill me if i could tell anyone,please i need your advice should i report to my mum or dad?

raslim20:
I have never been embarrassed like this ever in my life. I'm always excited when that urge to masturbate comes over me, just lock myself up in a room and jack off most especially with the help of xvideo.

Today I felt so embarrassed after the lady I've been wooing all this while say yes and ready for action after a heavy rainfall. We got in mood and when it's time for action my man went down and shrink off. Many attempts to resurrect the guy all fell from fry pan to fire, it's got no signal at all.

The girl just hissed on me and walked toward the door for her exit. I was disgraced and embarrassed. And the worst part na say this is my first time with the lady.
What excuse can I give?

To every single guys out there enjoying every moment with masturbation, though you enjoy the feelings while it last, but you are fading off gradually.

These are what happens when you give yourself to masturbation as a man.

1. Tiredness. You will be unnecessarily tired even when you don't engage in any activity

2.Headache. I have used many ache relievers to quench the aches I always feel in my head constantly, not knowing masturbation is the main reason for the headaches.

3.Dizziness

4.Nervousness

5.pains in the shoulders and side

6.pain in the muscles and joint

7.loss of appetite leading to weight loss

8.any small exercise you will be exhausted like dead body

9.dead look, sickening face

10.memory and sight failure,

11.when the real match come, you won't get errection

12. If you come get erection, won't last long( premature ejaculation)

13.semen leakage

14.reduced orgasm

15. Loss of sex drive towards opposite sex

All these are what have experienced from the habit of masturbation, the earlier the better. Masturbation ruins life gradually.

NgcoboP:
..What a story! Wow! Crush level be damn high!

Here’s an interesting story of how a lady curved a guy who was into her for 4 years, she even dated his bestfriend and his brother, she later had a baby with his cousin, but the weirder of them all is, he just engaged her. Wow!

https://www.lailasblog.com/curved-4-years-dated-bestfriend-brother-baby-cousin-still-got/

BISHOPsalazar:
#fact they can't do without our pockets, How will they look Beautiful? eat good food? use latest wears? use top phones? some girls are so stingy to themselves they � can't go to Mr Biggs and eat good food but will eat half the menu at a guy's expense.

GrandFinale2017:
this is so true. My eyes have long been exposed to the scam called Naija girls.
Cc goingape goingape1 goingape3 TheApeMan pls come and see another fellow misogynist who is one of us

ebonflexy:
A lot of guys will say they can't marry a girl who doesn't suck them; and I'm one of them!
I think it's a deal breaker. In this day and age, we believe if your girl isn't sucking your thing, it just means she's sucking someone else's.

I'm curious how popular this sentiment is on the other side of the fence.
Ladies, would you marry a guy who says you can forget about ever seeing his head near your crotch?

AgbesuyiJosh:
I resumed in a secondary school in Lagos about a month ago (this term). Little did I know that a student I don't even teach though am her class teacher had fallen in love with me. I teach Art and Commercial students, she's in science class S.S 3. The funny thing is, it is forbidden for a male teacher to be close to a female student. This young student is just 15 years old! Please, don't castigate; it can happen to anybody. Just give your profound advice.
I said something to myself at resumption to the school that any teacher who falls in love with his female student has a challenge, I still stand on my word. I just need to advice her now.

stephenduru:
A Nigerian man,Atuekong Paul Bassey,today took his "Akemmi" by storm.He knelt down and proposed to her in Uyo and she gladly accepted the proposal.

Rt Hon Victor Antai and the Orange September team witnessed the dramatic engagement.See photos below

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD69wMSif7o



Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/10/nigerian-manatuekong-paul.html?m=1

Tamass:
Chai...common sense!

Evalistus:
A young Malaysian Based Nigerian guy who goes by the name Chukwuka Deskey P Ekene On Facebook has just surprised his wife with Toyota Camry on her Birthday, The couple met years ago when the guy was still broke and living in Nigeria.. She stood by him and supported him and didn`t give up before the guy travelled to Malaysia in search of greener pasture and offcourse he returned as a Big Guy…

Sharing the news on his Facebook wall he wrote:

Sweetheart, the gift I have given you today does not convey my love for you even one third of what it is there in my heart. This was just a small token to show you my love for you. Happy Birthday, ones more; See More Photos HERE>>> http://www.malachysblog.com/2017/10/13/birthdy-gift-nigerian-malaysian-based-guy-surprises-wife-car-not-leaving-broke/

Tamass:
Why are you scared to mention its name...delusional mindset

dainformant:
The Rivers State police command has arrested a young man who allegedly defiled an eight-year-old girl in Rumuolumeni area of the state. The suspect was arrested by police operatives after the little girl revealed to her parents what the "uncle" has been doing to her.

The suspect is currently in police custody and will be charged to court as soon as investigation is concluded.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/10/young-man-arrested-raping-8-year-old-girl-rivers-state-photo.html

stellytwinkle:
Hi nairalanders! I need tons of your advice here. I am 26 - a female, but i have a man muscular arms. (Note: This is not hereditary). These muscular arms have made me loose confidence in putting on sleeveless without people staring and jeering at my arms as if i were some sort of strange creature.
I feel so insecure (moving around with manly arms) and i need help in getting back my sleek female arms. Thanks.

olaboo123:
Proud Nigerian husband wakes wife up with breakfast in bed, says her smile is his biggest reward (photos

Cross River state born lawyer, First Baba Isah woke his wife Juliet, up this morning with breakfast in bed. Sharing photos of the happy wife on Facebook, he wrote;

"Before rushing out for a meeting at EFCC this morning... I sneaked into the kitchen, made our breakfast and brought it to Firstlady on bed... I woke her up to breakfast on bed.

Loving this woman is part of the FBI Brand.

I don't want to be known as that lawyer who gave everything to defend his clients while sacrificing the happiness of his wife. As I head to EFCC to defend a client, I'm glad I left a happy wife behind. I'm sure as she goes about her own work today, she will wear that smile she flashed me this morning.

That smile is my biggest reward, my exceeding miracle. Without that smile no amount of legal fees can make me happy.

When I'm done here and stand before God on judgement day and I'm asked what I did with my life, I want to be able to say I spent it as a good lawyer defending people and fighting for their rights... But before I say that, I want to say: "I spent it loving Juliet."

Dear Juliet, I love you. May your smile bring my client favour in EFCC today and may that favour bring us fortune...

Via : http://loveandgizt..com/2017/10/awwh-proud-nigerian-husband-wakes-wife.html

realmindz:
You are asking if dinosaurs existed and you hope to get your answers through a book written by cave men...

What happened to scientific approaches to determine your answers...If You need answers, go to archeologists not Islamic teachers

lyrose:
SHUT UP! JOOR

kimbraa:
Now I know why they keep saying Nigerian girls are dumb. No offence intended, but that question shouldn't irk a sane human being.

It's a simply question that requires an answer. You'd pick offence if you don't even know yourself.

Jezz!, I can't believe what I'm reading on this thread.

Laveda:
You're even getting it all wrong, you didn't ask me the rate of love for myself you asked to know about me, things about me.

You're even confused as to the perfect answer to the question.

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Laveda:
But does that answer she gave cover everything you wanted to hear? Please don't make it a black and white girl thing.

Laveda:
So I came across this post and I thought I should share here and get the opinion of others.

Ladies are you comfortable with a guy always asking, can I get to know you better? Is it a question you don't like and you think they should stop? What's really wrong with it?

And the guys, don't you think you should come up with a better way of striking conversations?

Lalasticlala
Dominique

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Gadodoko:
[color=#990000][/color] u dis gentile, it is not suprising d way u comment cos u are only follow the foot step of ur alledged lord and saviour who could not even save himself from pilet, he did miracles 4 oders but not 4 himself, never had respect for oders calling people brode, faithless generation, never called his mother by her name but d name prostitutes are call. D man never sad he his God or worship him....loading

dominique:
Ordinary Quran recitation competition in far away Saudi, you're already wailing of Islamization. So when Redeem organized music competition, it was a way of Christianizing the country abi? E no go better for the person wey do you this kain thing

DanielsParker:
Okay, we're done here. Have a nice evening.

DanielsParker:
How many millions have you made?

are you a millionaire?

this is romance section, what else should be here if not things like this?

did op tell you he isn't making money?

he's just trying to say that money isn't everything in a relationship and people are already getting it all wrong.

grow up.

cuteguy123:
So hey guys here are some ways to woo a girl without using money, money is not everything but everything needs money.
This works best on girls who are single or want a new relationship, of course I wouldn't go with these on a slay queen. They have no brains so lol.

Don't get me wrong. I said without money. This is not in anyway encouraging broke guys o cause money is still needed in the relationship. You guys must go out. You must transport if you have a car you must buy fuel etc. Money needed for all those things.

So here are some ways. If you are cute. This will make you outstanding.

1. Be funny and romantic.

If you want to woo a girl and you are a funny guy, you have an advantage, you can mix this wittiness of yours with romance, be romantic and at the same time be funny, don't just be funny. Be funny and slowly keep a great conversation with her while making your intentions know to her slowly, slowly do this, it will be preferable to do this via chat or in person anyone you feel comfortable with.

Like for example of me being funny.

Girl :she uploaded a very cute dp and I was like

me: babe, this your dp is too cute o, you want to give them boys sleepless night ba, you just they hit anyhow o, even fire self they quench, your own na endless hotness"

She found it funny and she laughed and then I added the romantic funny line

"our babies are going to be very cute, I mean look at how cute their mother is, and of course the daddy which is me is also cute so our combination will be beautiful" and she was like

Girl: oh dear you are very funny.

So you see.

It has even gotten to the point that she enjoys me so much that even if we are suppose to take a bus home she will be like "baby no need lets stroll so we can see things to laugh and gist about and hold hands, it's romantic"

I give her a great conversation that I leave her yearning for more. I am more than best friend and parents combined because I have given her the kind of excitement. Listening ears that she hasn't experienced before.

2. If you have a great voice, sing to her.

Girls love guys who have great voice and can sing, so if you can sing her a romantic short song most of the time. She will definitely fall in love with you. While slowly making your intentions known to her.

3. Be neat and keep a great fashion sense.

Dress responsibly with some mature swag. Not some childish bull shit, if you wanna sag. Sag moderately. It's still cute. Just be yourself. Dress cool. If you keep your hair. Make sure it's well shaved.

Wear good Cologne with beautiful smell.
Brush your teeths.

Just smell good whenever you are around here.

4. Look fit and be cute

I do 30 press up every morning and 30 frog jumps so my up and down body looks fit and it's attractive, drink water and eat moderately so you don't become fat and look unkempt.
Take care of your skin, look fresh and kept. Very important.

5. Take her out to nice places.
Take to cool restaurants, shouldn't be too cheap. Tell her you took her here not because you have the money for it but because you just wanted to make her feel special and that you both are not complete without each other. She will appreciate it. You don't have to take her to expensive places all the time.

You could take her to the cinemas to watch a cool movie. But pop corn. Play with her gently while watching the movie. Kiss her. Hold her hand and enjoy yourselves together.

In summary.

Have a great personality.

Don't be too nice but be nice.

If she asks you for something and you have do for her. If you don't have tell her straight.

If you need help. Ask her too.

Know your worth and let your actions tell her that and you also value yourself. Let your word be your word. Don't act weak. Don't boss her around. Respect her decisions.

Be yourself. Don't act like dangote pikin, humble yourself. She will fall in love with you.

You can get Charles nneji bang rule. Grab a few points from it like I did.

Don't be asshole and start playing around.

The book helped me and I am in a very healthy relationship.

We are like siblings, we look out for each other. She can't stay a day without me. All I did was apply the aforementioned.she is always the one saying baby I love you. She is virtually now obsessed with me. She can't get enough and she wants more.
Keep the excitement in your relationship.

That's all folks.
. Have a great evening.