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Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Johnson Suleman Arrives Cyprus For A Crusade (Photos) by Kondomatic(m): 2:18pm On Apr 03, 2017
We have no beans to fry
Romance › Re: Would You Attempt This Pre-wedding Photoshoot by Kondomatic(m): 2:07pm On Apr 03, 2017
That would be us but my girlfriend is very heavy
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man, Henry Esin Killed Outside A Nightclub In The UK. Photos by Kondomatic(m): 2:05pm On Apr 03, 2017
youngest85:
Say no to cultism

Romance › Re: My Step Daughter Is Sexually Aggressive. by Kondomatic(m): 2:02pm On Apr 03, 2017
Sounds like Indian story
Christianity Etc › Re: Kemi Olunloyo: We Should Stop Using Religion As Excuse For Character Defamation by Kondomatic(m): 1:56pm On Apr 03, 2017
bkool7:
I was sarcastically following your logic
Your sacarsm is so advanced that I took it seriousgringringrin
Sports › Re: John Cena Proposes To Nikki Bella After Winning Match At Wrestlemania 33 by Kondomatic(m): 1:54pm On Apr 03, 2017
vedah:
cheesy

It's not my fault before na tongue
It is gradually becoming yours too.


Seems your favorite BBNAIJA housemate is doing great, I can see how excited you're in your comments.
Christianity Etc › Re: Kemi Olunloyo: We Should Stop Using Religion As Excuse For Character Defamation by Kondomatic(m): 1:51pm On Apr 03, 2017
bkool7:
For christ sake...people that buy from me pay taxes . That means I don't need to pay tax !
People that buy from you bah?


Do I still need to say more??



You cannot ask a pastor to pay tax just because his members donated money to him, asking churches to pay tax is akin to asking charity organizations to pay tax.
Christianity Etc › Re: EXPLANATION :BIBLE STORIES THAT DON'T ADD UP by Kondomatic(m): 1:48pm On Apr 03, 2017
felixomor:
Thanks for the explanation.
Once it comes to the bible, some people seem to pretend not to understand english.....
Welcome.


The mistake we make while reading the Bible is to think that everything is written in chronological order. The authors sometimes apply what's called hysterologia in their narration to align it with certain events.
Sports › Re: John Cena Proposes To Nikki Bella After Winning Match At Wrestlemania 33 by Kondomatic(m): 1:39pm On Apr 03, 2017
vedah:
Roman won
You shared my weed experience for others to read bah? If people see us together now and start looking at us somehow you will say it's my fault.
Christianity Etc › Re: EXPLANATION :BIBLE STORIES THAT DON'T ADD UP by Kondomatic(m): 1:22pm On Apr 03, 2017
I think you should rephrase your question to make it a bit understandable.


In my own opinion and understanding, their first meeting was when he was sick and David played musical instrument for him.

It didn't say in Samuel that they met for the first time, in fact, Saul didn't say anything to prove that he never met David.

His question was "whose son is this youth". Although it is possible that Saul have completely forgot he had met with David before then but the question here isn't about David as an individual but his true identity.

Remember he was to marry Saul's daughter because Saul promised to give his daughter to whoever slays the giant and his family too were to be exempted from paying tax so it just right that Saul enquired about his true identity to know were his daughter is going.

In their first meeting, Saul met an ordinary musician but in Samuel, he asked for the true identity of the young man who's to become his son Inlaw.
Politics › Re: Biafra: Remove Itsekiri Land From Map To Avoid Civil War – Itsekiri Youths by Kondomatic(m): 12:49pm On Apr 03, 2017
Civil War?

Food › Re: What Else Do I Need To Prepare Egusi Soup? by Kondomatic(m): 12:45pm On Apr 03, 2017
A litre of engine oil
Family › Re: Parental Failures by Kondomatic(m): 12:43pm On Apr 03, 2017
Sorry bro but I really don't get why you posted this......









or does it have part two?
Christianity Etc › Re: Atheist Society Of Nigeria Registers As A Corporate Body, Petitions MDCN by Kondomatic(m): 11:49am On Apr 03, 2017
Thank God I am not a Christian - Nairaland Atheist

Health › Re: Lady Goes Gaga After Taking Weed (Photos) by Kondomatic(m): 10:26am On Apr 03, 2017
Stonerboi:
Yh. Do u smoke normally? Or did the headaches come after you took ur first hit ever?

because I'm yet to meet a stoner who gets headaches. Rather, e go even stop the aches.

But hey, what do I know?
I don't smoke, I have never smoked. A friend used weed to cook jolof rice, he gave me some and I ate.
Celebrities › Re: Pretend Your Vagina Is Worth $500m - Dabota Lawson Tells Ladies by Kondomatic(m): 10:24am On Apr 03, 2017
A vagina is like a roof … … If you don’t nail it enough, it will end up at the neighbors.
Christianity Etc › Re: Kemi Olunloyo: We Should Stop Using Religion As Excuse For Character Defamation by Kondomatic(m):
AntiWailer:
Then safe to say Churches and Pastors should start paying tax.

You can not enjoy privileges under religion and when it comes to acting what you preach we say it is two consenting adults sleeping with one another or fighting.
Any church that has schools or anything it earns money from should pay tax for that but the Church itself should not be taxed because church money are contributed by people who pay taxes.
Health › Re: Lady Goes Gaga After Taking Weed (Photos) by Kondomatic(m): 10:02am On Apr 03, 2017
Stonerboi:
U dey blaw normally abi Na just once u take am?
Blow as in smoke?
Health › Re: Lady Goes Gaga After Taking Weed (Photos) by Kondomatic(m): 9:58am On Apr 03, 2017
Stonerboi:
Baba, u sure say na weed u chop? because it doesn't give headaches
It gives me headach.
Family › Re: Ex-naval Captain, Wife Fight Over Son’s Custody (photo) by Kondomatic(m): 9:43am On Apr 03, 2017
Berbierklaus:
Who wan work before grin

As long as the man is ready to take care of ALL responsibilities without defaulting wink
Why is the all in capital letters?



Any hidden charges?
Health › Re: Lady Goes Gaga After Taking Weed (Photos) by Kondomatic(m): 9:42am On Apr 03, 2017
Johncuba:
smoke this brand, then take me later...
I don't smokegringringringringringrin
Health › Re: Lady Goes Gaga After Taking Weed (Photos) by Kondomatic(m): 9:42am On Apr 03, 2017
jumpandpas:
My bele oo, thank God you didn't end up like my neighbor who danced throughout the night to the sound of a generator.
gringringringringringrin
Health › Re: Lady Goes Gaga After Taking Weed (Photos) by Kondomatic(m): 9:41am On Apr 03, 2017
Berbierklaus:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hohohohohohohohohohohohoho
Hihihihihihihihihihihihhihihihihihihi
LMAO

tonguetonguetonguetonguetonguetonguetonguetonguetonguetonguetongue


Please how those garri help when one is high on weed,the weeders for my hostel no dey allow my garri last
I really don't know
Health › Re: Lady Goes Gaga After Taking Weed (Photos) by Kondomatic(m):
I remember the first time I unknowingly ate food that was spiced with weed, enough of it.

The first thing I noticed was that my head became unusually heavy and my sight a bit blurry.

Then my legs became weak, I suspected something and soaked garri immediately.

It was while taking the garri that I heard the sound of church bell inside my head and a voice telling me to start preparing for a federal executive local government chairman meeting in our headmaster's house.

Another voice told me to remember to bring my pen and paper because I will be made the secretary that day as the doctor who is our secretary will be going to hear confession in a new Catholic Church.

I said shou.... let me prepare immediately but first I need to eat something.

I grabbed a loaf of bread from the fridge and finished it within seconds, still hungry.

I moved to the kitchen and finished half of the rice I cooked without remembering stew. It tasted great though. Anything you put in your mouth when you're high tastes like heaven.

I moved to the bedroom and sat down on the bed to recite how I will introduce myself at the meeting and that was all I could remember.


I woke in the middle of the night with a terrible headache.
Family › Re: Ex-naval Captain, Wife Fight Over Son’s Custody (photo) by Kondomatic(m): 8:27am On Apr 03, 2017
Berbierklaus:
A man that feels threatened by his wife's success is he worst man to marry,a man that wouldn't allow his wife achieve something with her life but will always want to oppress and suppress her is the worst to marry.

Young girls that feels he loves them when he says I don't want your to work I pity you people.
Some men will not be able to cater for all the responsibilities of the family but will feel threatened if their wife decides to work.
God bless Ngozi Okonjo's husband and very other man that stood behind great women we know today.

@ story,let the court decide,hope she has enough money to fight for justice,if not let her run to Facebook and search for FIN,they will help her
You are not going to work sha




huh
Crime › Re: Couple Crash Car While Having Sex In Motion, Wife Dies by Kondomatic(m): 7:25am On Apr 03, 2017
At least she collected her gratuity before leaving, her pensions will be paid to his next.
Phones › Re: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by Kondomatic(m): 7:18am On Apr 03, 2017
princetom1:
I don't like carrying bad news but someone is using the umi Z here. It's a total waste if money. Just less than a month the person already ordered for leeco le max 2. The bugs are just too much, I hope this Z pro is better sha
Lols, see reason.

If I should judge iPhone based on my experience with IPhone5s then their phones are useless.

If I should judge Samsung based on my experience with S4 then their phones are total waste of money.

My point is, every phone brand do produce faulty devices at times and I expected you to know that first batches of most New phones are shipped with few bugs that the company corrects with software updates.

That been said, I am an Umi customer, I have been on their Umi Super Euro Edition since it was launched and I have not seen any intolerable defect.

The phones gets better and better after each software upgrade.
Politics › Re: The Virtue Of Tolerance Of The Igbo People...what The Other Tribe Lacks by Kondomatic(m): 7:10am On Apr 03, 2017
Progressive01:
I swear I didn't read that. Igbos are good people, ipobs are violent criminals that bring disrepute to Ndigbo. Period.
You see what we are saying?

Yorubas are good people, OPC is good.
Hausas are good people, Arewa or NYF is good.
Igbos are good people but IPOB is bad even though the three subgroups are fighting for the interest of their respective tribes.
Politics › Re: The Virtue Of Tolerance Of The Igbo People...what The Other Tribe Lacks by Kondomatic(m): 7:05am On Apr 03, 2017
Rolings:
"Such as neglect of the regions roads. ...." yet you guys were giving 99% votes to PDP for 16 years....... had 4senate presidents from the east ........ had the minister of finance , CBN governor , SGF. .....all this while no one realised the roads in the south east are in bad shape
But the moment PDP lost power at the centre their eyes open and start blaming other NIGERIANS for their misfortune even when its clear to all that they are the architect of their own misfortunes.
So IPOB, MASSOB etc started after 2015 election?
Romance › Re: Masturbation In Marriage by Kondomatic(m): 6:46am On Apr 03, 2017
Alright
Romance › Re: Is It Possible To Fall In Love In 2 Months? by Kondomatic(m): 6:43am On Apr 03, 2017
WaffiGyal:
Aww I don't believe that
He is right. Love is the absence of common sense
Romance › Re: Is It Possible To Fall In Love In 2 Months? by Kondomatic(m): 6:42am On Apr 03, 2017
WaffiGyal:
I recently met this guy who I'm extremely attracted to, he's funny, very caring and very hard working.I just have butterflies anytime I'm with him. He's a very busy business man but he always makes time to call me everyday and take me out anytime he's in town which I love. I've never confidently said that I'm in love with someone this early.. and I've only been in love once in my life. He's 12 years older than me (I'm in my 20s) I don't want to rush things but I just feel so optimistic about him and our future. I'm already thinking of accepting a marriage proposal, having a baby for him and moving to his state, Im a Doctor so I'm not worried about finding a job. Btw, we have not had sex. Any advice??
No advice because you won't take any.



Your mind is made up

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