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Who is this Nollywood actress?

Those who came to buy what they don't need because it isn't their money.




I am talking about girlfriends.



When they grow fat, they will start yoga class and be like.

thesicilian:
Hope they won't kill and eat this one also

The meat sweet eeh!


White like wool, sweet like sugar.

sinaj:
All







I think trad is more recognized.



But court wed. is important for international purpose.

Both of them are very important.

Trad to satisfy your village uncles and gods and Court to make it complete.


White wedding or whatever it is called is fraud.

The best thing to do when a girl likes you is to RUN

Thunder fire both the miyetti and the Allah. Useless bunch of wicked Libyans.

Why didn't they come out to tell Buhari that they aren't Libyans when he called them so?

Thunder fire every member of that forum including Mama Madu Buhari.


Fayoose makes me want to swap state.


Do you think I can get two statenship?:[

Girl: Mom.

Mom: Yes!

Girl: I want to break up with Dave but I don't want to hurt him.

Mom: Ok.

Girl: Co'mon mom, I don't know how to go about it.

Mom: Just tell him that you want to break up with him because he has a big dick.

Girl:

Agents of hate will attack you because they have no love in them.



Another tribe that I respect any day any time is yoruba, you just need to spend a night in their place and they will treat you like indigene already.


Unlike the north that you will grow up there, marry there, build there, born there and they will still treat you like a stranger.

Sweetlemon:
The reason for these discoveries is just to let you know why we are in this mess today. We've been living on corruption, corruption has been eating us up up slowly until it has now become almost incurable.

I think the reason is to let us know that they have recovered the money from illegal looters and have handed it over to legal looters.

Flexherbal:
These people should concentrate on important and pressing issues.

They don't know the important things

Abia!!!!!!!!!

Dannybrainz:
I wake up this morning with a loud shout owing to the fact that i was late for work so i quickly rushed into the bath room just like very other nigerian that is late for an appointment,i did the bathing sharply with my boss's angry face at heart. Not withstanding, wore my clothes, picked up my tecno L8 forgetting my nokia touch so i hit the road. The day had something big for me in mind and me not knowing (and as a born talkative) i bumped into an argument between a traffic officer and a gentle motorist. the argument was heating up and i decided to contribute as a nigerian that believes in CHANGE. Not long the argument was now between me and the police man saying why should i interfere when an officer of the law is talking. He continued that the man's car had only one head lamp (please my people is that what a police man should be checking in the morning?).So like an endless battle, he was shouting and asked for my id card, on bringing it out he seized my phone and before i could react, his men landed with hilux then i knew gbese don gas! i maintained. to cut it short they collected 3k saying i just paid for another man's offense.i got to the office few minutes ago and my boss never said a word to me though got red eyes..so my question now is what is the work of Police and the work of Road safety??

My question for you is, can't you tell your lies with mentioning Tecno L8?


Do you think we don't know who you are and what you do?

All we hear everyday is billions returned, trillions saved, millions discovered, billions found, but yet there's no 10 kobo in our pockets.





Who that kain thing don epp?

TonyeBarcanista:
Good one

Yea.

Wet Death.






The coolest way to go.

You don't know what came over you?


Alright I will tell you.



It is that bastard konji.

elantraceey:
That's an awesome decision. please you guys shouldn't relent

Swerve biko. Was thinking you would tell girls to leave our beer for us

elantraceey:
I love guys who can cook, it'll be interesting you know you have a back up and someone you can compete with and win for fun.

Since you girls now drink like your fathers, we guys have decided to cook like our mothers.
The op is a disaster though and the Tally part of her moniker makes it more annoying

Supplementary campaign promises

Who their tweets epp?

Taking you out is not a worthy price.

vizkiz:
This guy never get sense still?

HIS SKULL CANNOT SUPPORT A FUNCTIONING BRAIN

There would, I will, We will, Moves to, Plans to etc are Some common phrases from this adminstration that we are tired of hearing.

What happens to the money in those accounts?

Nah man dey behind the moniker?

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]How do I make my boyfriend happy?[/color]

Cut off your punna and glue it somewhere beside his thomas so that he can bleep it 24/7

Daughters of Second Timothy

sinaj:
wotsup

did we read the same post?

olihilistic:
come to where

To where the op is go

'em don drill this one in and out

sinaj:
Ur English teacher should refund back ur school fee





Giv ur ex another chance, he seems like a gud guy.

He prolly loves you

Helloooo??