₦airaland Forum

Why you come squeeze face like your stomach dey suffer worm scarcity?

It's time to burst open your throat with a knife and change your microphone battery

Rasta Marriage

dollyjoy:
guess you missed your way now turn left

Fellow fever?

falconey:
lwkm very punny

SOME NAME NAH REAL BAD LUCK

An arab in a job interview.

Man: What's your name? Arab: Saq Madik
Man: Suck what??!
Arab: Madik.
Man: Are you mad? Gerrrah here!

An arab in a job interview.


Man: What's your name?
Arab: Saq Madik

Man: Suck what??!

Arab: Madik.

Man: Are you mad? Gerrrah here!

Hadez:
What is this ashewo 2k saying now?

2K?

Now wey economy bad?

Some Name Nah Real Badluck Sha.


An arab in a job interview.


Man: What's your name?
Arab: Saq Madik

Man: Suck what??!

Arab: Madik.

Man: Are you mad? Gerrrah here!

misspicy:
Why will you say that naw

It was a joke really but the mod took it serious.

misspicy:
that's far
you should do something about it

Abia, they can extend it to a year if the like, I ain't begging nobody.
No time for people with zero sense of humor.

misspicy:
you forgot what you did to a babe the other night

haba, that lady dry humped my nerves severally before i lost my cool.

misspicy:
monday 16 05 is mine (decode)

gotcha.

suzan404:
most unsuccessful men can't keep a woman,or has many women.

Behind every successful man there is truly a woman because women don't go after unsuccessful men - Tallesty1

donholy28:
Fake!!! but well composed!!,how can ur boss who had too much drinks at night and probably has a hangover wake up,get to office and compose a mail b4 u could wake up?

I GET YOUR POINT but i have this friend who can drink until he's unable to raise a cup to his mouth but he's always the first to wake up the next day. I guess the op is not used to keeping late nights.

It is either your brain is on vacation or you don't have sense at all

Handiwork of the egyptian god of sex

Which Bokoharam?

We may sounds more like if they don't come to us.

Good women deserve more but where are they?

KashyBaby:
Lol..well, there are some circumstances that we can't avoid it and the only solution is to end the relationship...

Being hurt is normal in every relationship especially when it didn't work the way we want it...but I'm all good...I'm happy where I am now

That is just what matters

KashyBaby:
Why u say it's sad Mr.kondo- matic?

The fact that you didn't dump any of them means that you were hurt when each of them ended so its sad that you met the wrong ones.

KashyBaby:
I never broke up with my exes, they broke up with me...so, crying in front of them is ain't necessary at all.

THIS IS SAD

Benikuuse:
Though truth is bitter but we already tried him for five years, but he gave us nothing, we are trying buhari now if he doesn't deliver in his four years we will still vote him out in 2019. No two words about it

Pray tell the truth that is bitter if truly he didn't give us anything in the five years that he ruled

I once prayed God to give that guy a functioning brain but he told me that his skull cannot support none.

This op is a fantastic liar

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi all, what does it mean when people/neighbors run out to look at you when you come out of your house to go out?[/color]

Because your nip'les are showing on your breaklight.

Jerusalem has been abused

doublewisdom:
Abeg no be Shell matter dey worry me as i dey here so.

SAME HERE.

marshalcarter:
Mtsw




Gataway from hya...na 2day we dey see dis pishure So u wan spend only #270 on ya g.f?


Smh for u sha

N270 too much sef

"in my uncle's voice" what type of this is this?

I don't know what to call a man who copies the plans and ideas of a clueless man