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Crude weapon they said? How about those sleeping inside church?



Did they attack NA with crude farts too?

sinaj:
lol




U de dull na

Dull kee.


How person with this my moniker go dull?


I no just wan interfere in my brother's business.

He might see me as Judas.

TeamJoyce:
abeg smellymouth never steal all the babes for nairaland oh

You must be a relation of Bright Chimezie.




Cause you forehead shines

Smellymouth:

I talk am b4 so nah u dey konoby all the babes here.



Sinaj is my witness

This this type 'em dey use collect a bottle of whisky during slave trade.

Well, alotta people are jobless so they're just enjoying their joblessness.


Just like someone that came to my house the other day and called me a bush man because I dip my bread inside cup to make sure tea enter inside inside before I chop am.

He claimed that learned people don't eat that way. In other words he wants me to take tea with spoon as if na medicine I dey give small pikin and put bread for mouth when I must have swallowed the thing.

How's how I take my tea someone's business?

A group of people will just read books, come together and say we should stop doing this and we will adopt whatever they suggest.

It is truly a psychological thing.

Great

quivah - Secret Police.

That's if you want a girl to be serious with bah?


I personally stay fit by running away from commitments, that's my favorite exercise.

Sleepless nights ahead for some people.

They have the support of the masses unlike Buhari.



Someone shouted "Sai Buhari" today and about five people shouted "Who Be That"?

I though they would lynch him but the lucky bastard was on bike.

falconey:


hoes will be like it doesn't feel or seems right when I do all these but feels right when he does.

I was once with an insatiable receiver who's always going on and on bout how I am not being caring enough so I asked.


What would I say I gained from dating you if we break up today?

She couldn't say a thing.

Lavedaa:
Seen too.

Seen Tri

Yeye Governor.


You sold your soul to the devil, so expect the worse.

Pity is something that's wasted on Benue people because they voted in APC. It is now clear to them that a bird at hand is better than all the noises coming from bush.

Most times they're from other animals that are just having sex.

Grow some balls(What can balls do sef?) grow some vag'na like Fayoose(cause that small thing can stand serious pounding)

Learn some lesson from Fayoose Don't learn from our Governor, he weeps openly and it doesn't change anything. It shows how week he's.

Be like Fayoose.

Do you think buhari cares?

What I really don't get is why brave people vote cowards into power.

ivyy:
That's right.
He should stop taking her money too. I wonder why his ego doesn't get in the way for that.

That's why I called it a destructive ego.

It doesn't want him to see the danger in not making his own money.

He's still a boy.

I know you like Dave, I know he's your good friend and honestly he's a great guy but I don't like him so you shouldn't like him - Girls Logic.

ivyy:
It seems he's comfortable with the hand outs you give him.
You know exactly what to do girl. I won't even bother telling you.

I think her boyfriend has destructive ego.

I am certain that this waitress abi nah food and drink sales girl in this my newly discovered "cool joint" is there to cause trouble and nothing else.

My first time there was pretty awkward. After taking down my order she went to the counter and shouted "How Many Meat!!!!"

Isn't that crazy? Her plan was for me to(because of the fine girls there) say something like three or four!

In this harsh economy...?

Trust me sha, I just raised a finger like a student who wants to answer question in the class and continued with my phone.

Thanks Heaven she was looking at me.

I went there again today to pay the worms in my belly their wages when the same girl beefed up again.

Sitting close to me was a guy who(from the little I heard) was silently breaking up with a bae that was sitting opposite him.

I guess they are both ready for it but it doesn't concern me sha.

So this food sales girl abi nah drink sales girl walked up to them and said to the guy

"Are you done with that thing"

You can imagine the horror in the girls eyes when she looked up and saw the food sales girl pointing her way.(she was actually pointing to the plates that they used)

That isn't a terrible question to be honest but it is never polite to ask guy “are you done with that?” when he’s breaking up with his girlfriend.

This girl will run that place down.

There's this girl that I asked out during Jonathan's Tenure but she turned me down flatly.

Thought she was playing hard to get but I later discovered that she was actually playing never gonna happen, so I let her be.

But it crossed my mind to re-ask out again now that the economy is bad to know if she has changed her mind.

So I called her.

She: "Hello?"

Me: "Hi, Jenny? Listen, I was wondering if you would want to go see a movie with me tonight?"

She: "Sure, I don't see anything wrong with that."

I was shocked to hear her say that cause what I used to get is "No Way".

So I thought she'd say, 'No Way!' and hang up but she didn't.

I decided to take it one step further to know if her first response was a mistake.

Me: "Great, well how about dinner before the movie?"

She: "Sure, that would be great too!"

Me: "Fine, I'll pick you up about 9, you should have finished eating by then!" (phone clicks)

Solomon went to a dentist for tooth extraction and first enquired about cost.

Dentist said it's 12k per extraction.

Solomon thought it was too much and asked about cheaper methods.

The dentist said: Yes, it can be done without anesthesia and will cost only 5k but it would be very very painful.

Solomon said: Ok Doctor, do it without anesthesia.

The dentist removed the tooth without anesthesia and during the entire procedure he sat quietly, even smiling a little.

The dentist was not only surprised but was quite impressed and said: I have never seen such a brave patient like you. I don't even want my fees, here, instead take this 15k as a reward, you've taught me such a powerful lesson today about mastering one's pain and feelings !!!

In the evening he met his fellow dentists and told everyone about his amazing patient.

Out of all doctors, one doctor jumped up and shouted: That rascal Solomon first came to me... I gave him anesthesia and asked him to wait outside for half an hour ! After half an hour when I called him BUT he had left !!!!

THE WISDOM OF SOLOMON STILL LIVES

I think they have sold their fridges and freezers and spent the money on fuel and tomatoes.

I endorse this on behalf of Irunopikin!

I saw a guy in the park the other day pinned under a tree.

“Get help!” he shouted.

“Bleep you,” I replied, chugging my bottle of Dowell. “I don’t need help, I can quit anytime.”

I wanted to say "these guys have balls" but what call balls do? I'd rather say "they have vag'na" cause the darn thing can stand serious pounding and still ask for more.

Go to their 'ffice and ask them.