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Health › Re: My Colleagues Mouth Smells by Kondomatic(m): 7:48pm On Aug 30, 2017
Leave your nose at home while going to work.
Romance › Re: Open Letter To All Bachelors by Kondomatic(m): 7:37pm On Aug 30, 2017
The rats are obviously eating brains too.
Romance › Re: See Sex Robot Making Waves In Ireland by Kondomatic(m): 7:34pm On Aug 30, 2017
I still prefer the original aka follow come.


It isn't just the sex, the cuddling, heart to heart talk and other sweet nonsense we do before and after sex are the reasons I am stuck forever with a real woman.
Celebrities › Re: Nollywood Actress, Omotola Jalade Ask: "Is This Guy Hot Or Not? (pics) by Kondomatic(m): 7:30pm On Aug 30, 2017
No smoke. No ash/charcoal No fire. No firewood No Gass or electric stove and you're asking if he's hot?

What exactly did they use to heat him up?
Health › Re: How Do U Wash Your Viginal Those Of You That Fix Long Nails by Kondomatic(m): 7:26pm On Aug 30, 2017
amakadihot87:
.........anything soap shouldnt be put in d vagina......as for fingering .......one is adviced to shower before having sex.......a dirty finger can still introduce germs in d vagina
I was actually joking.
Health › Re: How Do U Wash Your Viginal Those Of You That Fix Long Nails by Kondomatic(m): 7:25pm On Aug 30, 2017
Oyindidi:
A nurse once said we should not wash the inside that it cleans itself. I followed her instructions religiously. I wash other part and allow the main to clean itself. After some days I perceive smell from down there. I resume washing asap. Call it weird I like the fresh smell from down there.
Where's your nose located?
Health › Re: How Do U Wash Your Viginal Those Of You That Fix Long Nails by Kondomatic(m): 7:24pm On Aug 30, 2017
adeboizy11:
U go don sabi person wey get degree for womanology. "Awon ti director of women affairs"
I really need to learn Yoruba
Romance › Re: All Her Friends Are Boys. Can Any Girl Explain This? by Kondomatic(m): 7:22pm On Aug 30, 2017
Prec1ous:
I still stand by my view.

A guy and a girl cannot be friends.

It is either they have a past romantic history, living in present romance or building the ground work for future romance.

Let us stop deceiving ourselves, the only relationship they can have and I will be half assured is if they are business partners.

All the girls I have dated, they all called me friends and I LOVE YOU entered into the equation from nowhere. Next, we were frolicking under the sheets, so called friend.

This is a secret, the easiest way for a guy to get a girl is to play the friendship card, along the line just change the game by adding romance, checkmate, she is yours.

If you as a girl cannot get female friends, then there is something wrong about you as a person and your attitude.

Guy also have problems and fights but the only time a guy calls a girl friend is when his game to see her pant is not in the advance stage.

Girls beware, you so-called male friends if given the chance will sleep with you without even thinking twice. Except you are transgender or have leprosy.

It is not ethical, someone will get confused along the way.

This is also a precursor to rape in some cases. The day they will gang rape you, your eyes go clear.

This is a guy's secret, we all want to sleep with that beautiful so-called friends of ours.

So girls, keep deceiving yourself.
Well, I can see the angle you're coming from but I have a great female friend. We have been friends from nursery school, we are still friends and will forever be friends if God wills it.

I have never for one day considered dating her, she simply doesn't attract me that way and we each have boundaries that were purposely set to curtail temptations. It is in the mind bro.

I also have a friend, now married that most people thought we dated but we didn't. She told her husband about me and the guy sent me one big MacDowell on my 26th birthday. We both communicate on phone till date, I and him but the communication isn't regular.

I once made the mistake of dating a close friend because I thought we would flow well as lovers but it was a disaster, I learned then that so many genuine friendships with great potential have been ruined by dating and I assure you that it is never happening again.
Romance › Re: All Her Friends Are Boys. Can Any Girl Explain This? by Kondomatic(m): 7:13pm On Aug 30, 2017
Most of the ladies that insult guys on here are like her. Only few women can boast of having a good female friend. The rest prefer guys
Phones › Re: Anyone Using Allcall Bro, How The Performance? by Kondomatic(m): 5:48am On Aug 30, 2017
That first picture is mine
Politics › Re: Someone Shared This About Sule Lamido by Kondomatic(m): 5:45am On Aug 30, 2017
And standing up for her to sit means he will become a good president? Gullible people everywhere
Business › Re: Naira Rebounds Against Dollar by Kondomatic(m): 5:42am On Aug 30, 2017
Balkan:
Buhari take back the Naira where you met it
Mission impossible
Romance › Re: See The 'sexy' Way This 20 Year Old Girl Celebrated Her Birthday by Kondomatic(m): 5:40am On Aug 30, 2017
mokaflex:
IPOB N SCAM
You're gradually running mad
Romance › Re: Health Benefits Of Gossiping by Kondomatic(m): 9:11pm On Aug 29, 2017
Wait until you're the topic
Health › Re: Benefits Of Eating Snake Meat by Kondomatic(m): 9:07pm On Aug 29, 2017
Cobra or dog pepper soup are the best anti malaria drugs on earth
Romance › Re: Funny Memes To Start Ur Week With... by Kondomatic(m): 4:19pm On Aug 29, 2017
rosy4u:
Lol.. Pm.
You've won my respect
Romance › Re: Funny Memes To Start Ur Week With... by Kondomatic(m): 4:19pm On Aug 29, 2017
rosy4u:
Lol.. Pm.
You've won my respect
Health › Re: How Do U Wash Your Viginal Those Of You That Fix Long Nails by Kondomatic(m): 4:10pm On Aug 29, 2017
kimbraa:
I've a vagina and should know how it cleans itself. Do you know that after its natural secretion the same secretion is left in the vagina walls?. If it's not washed off it remains there over time.
Yeah, that's why washing the vulva area is advised.
Health › Re: How Do U Wash Your Viginal Those Of You That Fix Long Nails by Kondomatic(m): 4:02pm On Aug 29, 2017
kimbraa:
You're a guy so you won't be telling me how to take care of my body. I should be the one doing that. grin

Washing only the vulva doesn't mean the vagina itself has been properly washed. Some will say don't use soap 'cause of the vagina PH but who cares about its PH when keeping proper hygiene that may make your spouse leave you is concerned.

I wash the labia majora with soap then use my fingers to wash the inside with just ordinary water to remove whatever it shedded. Some just wash the labia majora with water and that's it.
Lols, this is like saying that a male doctor should not be allowed to come into the labour room because he doesn't have a womb to carry a child nor vagina to push out the child with.


See, vagina cleans itself internally with its natural secretions. Your duty is to keep the outside clean and dry from excess moisture to avoid yeast infections.

A smelly vagina doesn't mean that you're not keeping it clean, most times it is because of one infection or the other
Romance › Re: 5 Reasons People Delete Chats On Their Device - Bamisepeter's Blog by Kondomatic(m): 3:47pm On Aug 29, 2017
6. Because it is a useless message from the network provider or scamers
Romance › Re: Bride price isn't worth it by Kondomatic(m): 3:45pm On Aug 29, 2017
MyNewJackeT:
is it worth it? especially when you know deep inside that she's slept with like 20 guys and has sucked so many bigs.

why should one pay for a second hand product, I'm asking.

I'm saying this because it's too high, the price is too high and especially when at least she invites one of those guys to the marriage to witness and laugh at you, and I'm sure one o those guys will come and shake your hand and congratulate you for having the mind to take something like that. therefore laughing you behind your back.

bride price is not worth it, marriage should be free as long as the parent and the girl knows she's not even worth the hype.

if she can't save herself for her husband, she isn't worth it and should not see the husband whose just helping her as a poverty alleviating property. or a get out of poverty card. or an ATM.

my take.
If she's not worth it then don't pay. Those that know her worth will definitely come.
Health › Re: How Do U Wash Your Viginal Those Of You That Fix Long Nails by Kondomatic(m): 3:42pm On Aug 29, 2017
kimbraa:
That's one of the reasons why some girls walk about with smelly vagina.

I can't seem to fathom how they wash their clothes not to talk of vagina with those long claws. Moderation is always key to anything.
Eat well, exercise and stay healthy.


Washing the vagina with iron sponge won't stop the smell, naturally the internals of the vgay washes itself so you only need to wash the vulva area.
Health › Re: How Do U Wash Your Viginal Those Of You That Fix Long Nails by Kondomatic(m): 3:39pm On Aug 29, 2017
amakadihot87:
The vagina is not meant to be tampered with.........just wash d vulva area properly......thats enough
Really? But you girls allow guys to finger the vagina during make out and also scream "hit me harder" during sex nah. Abi nah part of the maintenance be that?
Romance › Re: Mr Man, No Money, No Respect! by Kondomatic(m): 3:32pm On Aug 29, 2017
That is because your money was in control not you.
Romance › Re: Ladies Ask Any Question, First Guy To Nail It Earns An Exclusive PM From You by Kondomatic(m): 8:20am On Aug 29, 2017
makydebbie:
LOL, wrong. Plus you didn't get my favorite subject. All these years you've known me, you don't know Gisting should be first three?
Gisting or gossip?
Sports › Re: Five Nigerian Boxers That Can Beat Floyd Mayweather by Kondomatic(m): 7:43am On Aug 29, 2017
Lwkmd
Romance › Re: This Guy Deserves An Award by Kondomatic(m): 7:39am On Aug 29, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
grin


Hahaha...Im no Jezzus to take the wheel grin

I like my man to be all-around: smart, loving, trustworthy, beast in bed and must be like a Master Chef wink
Chaigrin



If he's all round good then what are you coming in to complement??
Romance › Re: This Guy Deserves An Award by Kondomatic(m): 7:34am On Aug 29, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
grin

Hahahaha... grin

I like this kind of guy but I hope he is not boring in bed tho tongue
You see unah problem?


The dude seems smart, intelligent, witty and focused and you still expect him to be fun in bed.
Have you ever seen a human who is "all round" good? grin;DD


How about you taking charge on bed? I am sure he will gladly follow your lead and learn fast.
Romance › Re: Different Types Of Boobs/breast We Have by Kondomatic(m): 7:08am On Aug 29, 2017
Number 8 nah boil
Phones › Re: How Carlcare Responded To My Complaint On Nairaland About Their Uyo Centre by Kondomatic(m): 7:07am On Aug 29, 2017
Kondomatic:
And the funny thing is that Naira land Tecno marketers will give you calcare as the reason you should buy Tecno instead of Xiaomi. Tecno is under powered and over priced and calcare is technically useless.


They will soon contact you for compensation just to save face
My comment on your first thread.


What Grace did is what they do, forget all the nice voice and speech blaming her for not following due protocol. It is all to save face.
Food › Re: Delicious Food Delivered In Lagos & Events Catered: Lagos - Ibadan - Abuja by Kondomatic(m): 10:19pm On Aug 28, 2017
makydebbie:
Hey sweetie.
I know you will like the thread.

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