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Politics / Re: Amotekun: South West Governors Say They Won’t Back Down by koolaid87: 7:21am On Jan 20
Bringback9ja:


A terrorists organization supported by 6 governors of SW, supported by all Obas in Yoruba land and all son of the land.

Are you saying Yoruba Is a terrorists organization?? WATCH WHAT YOU SAY NIGGA

He's definitely a dumb Niqqa

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Politics / Re: 608 Repentant Boko Haram Insurgents Currently Undergoing Rehabilitation by koolaid87: 8:46pm On Jan 18
This crab in a bucket marriage needs an urgent divorce by any means necessary

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Jokes Etc / Re: Oladee, Boy On The Viral 'crying Head Sticker' Explains What Happened by koolaid87: 11:25pm On Jan 16
Or make him dey cry for ppl burial





tesppidd:
grin grin grin

He's already popular...

All he needs to do now is look for a good producer/promoter and delve into comedy or music..
If e nor sabi sing them teach am sharp sharp..

Just learn how to shout "chai" music don set be dat.

And become star sharp sharp.


No dulling .. .


This Naija like this, anything wey bring you out, you suppose capitalize ooh.

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Romance / Re: My Fiance Is A 2-Minute Man & We Are Set To Do Our Introduction. Please Help by koolaid87: 10:19pm On Jan 16
First of all, your guy must stay in good shape. He needs to exercise more and avoid junk foods

He should avoid watching porn and fapping

After exercising for 2 weeks plus correct healthy food, He'll be fine

Unofficial Advice: after the 2 weeks, tell him to smoke some joint and use liquor, or energy drink to step it down. Then he should attack you like a mad dog. I swear na neighbor go rescue you....After this scenario, his confidence should hit the roof, and he can continue with the diet and exercise.

Thank me later

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Business / Re: Ebun Okubanjo, CEO Of Lekki Fitness & Gym Centre Slams Customer by koolaid87: 9:04pm On Jan 15
A bully complaining of bullying
Celebrities / Re: Speed Darlington Fighting A Bike Man For Branching To Pick Up Something by koolaid87: 11:23am On Jan 15
Village network bad gan
Politics / Re: Anthony Okolie Sues Hanan Buhari, DSS, Over SIM Card, Demands N500 Million by koolaid87: 9:57am On Jan 14
Where's that Foolish BBQ dead fish seller, you got anything to say?

And the other useless "Intent" wannabe lawyer

To hell with y'll

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Politics / Re: Why Anthony Okolie Was Arrested By DSS For Using Hanan Buhari’s Line by koolaid87: 3:50am On Jan 13
One fool dey call mods to ban some folks wey dey use their brain

Dead fish seller, your father
Religion / Re: Paying January Salary To Pastors By Fr Kelvin Ugwu by koolaid87: 12:48pm On Jan 12
Were ni Bobo yi sha

quote author=Demaduka post=85720339]

Fr Kelvin Ugwu MSP,
YOU ARE TOTALLY WRONG OR MISCONCIEVED . PAYING MONEY TO A CHURCH IS QUITE DIFFERENT FROM PAYING MONEY TO A PASTOR. IT IS WRONG TO SAY THAT THE MONEY YOU PAID IN THE CHURCH IS MONEY YOU PAID TO THE PASTOR. BY WHAT YOU ARE SAYING, IF YOU ARE A REAL FR. AS YOUR NAME SUGGEST, IT SEEMS THAT YOU USED TO CARRY THE OFFERING GIVENG IN YOUR CHURCH SAYING THAT IT IS MONEY MEMBERS GAVE TO YOU. IS IT RIGHT OR WRONG?

IF ON THE OTHER HANDS AN INDIVIDUAL DECIDES TO PACKAGE HIS OR HER JANUARY SALARY FOR A PASTOR, WHO ARE YOU TO DECIDE IF IT IS RIGHT OR WRONG?

[/quote]
Sports / Re: Messi's Look After 2-3 Loss To Athletico Madrid by koolaid87: 2:36am On Jan 11
Davida33:
Messi is overrated, Barca need to start finding a replacement for Messi.

Overrated kill you there
Crime / Re: Chloe Davison Commits Suicide Because She Wasn’t Getting Enough Likes Online by koolaid87: 1:51am On Jan 11
She chickened out
Politics / Re: Buhari: I joined Politics Because I’m Not Corrupt by koolaid87: 12:20am On Jan 11
igboamakaaa:

Modified; One Mod just mailed me now, and told me to take down what I posted initially, well...I will do that but still doesn't change that fact that the man is a smooth operator.

Fvck that mod

Fvck you too for cowardly accepting his bs
Celebrities / Re: E-money And Kcee Dance 'Soapy' By Naira Marley by koolaid87: 11:37pm On Jan 10
When a rich niggaz tell a joke, poor folks must laugh

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Crime / Re: Gunmen Kidnap 4 Seminarians In Kaduna by koolaid87: 8:48pm On Jan 09
wizzyrich:
Gunmen, Kidnappers and bandits, that's how Nigerian media will continue to put it until every Christian has been wiped off on the face of this country.

The jihad don start, our ppl still dey sleep
Celebrities / Re: Trod, Dagrin's Brother, Begs Olamide To Pick His Call by koolaid87: 8:58pm On Jan 08
No be by force to pick him call nah abi sey na olamide kill dagrin ni


All man for himself

Next jor

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Travel / Re: Akwa Ibom Government Acquires Two New Aircraft For Ibom Air by koolaid87: 7:46am On Jan 08
No wonder the Northerners are scared to cut everyone lose

They have a lot to lose, hence why they clutch on politics and power.


With that said, divorce is inevitable

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Politics / Re: Femi Adesina: You Can’t Force Buhari To Make Public His Assets Second Time by koolaid87: 4:27am On Jan 08
chichar1:
You are a big time HYPOCRISY!!!!!!!

He's a hypocrite, no doubt. The act is called hypocrisy(n)

Just so you know respectfully
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Airbase In Iraq Hit By Rockets by koolaid87: 1:48am On Jan 08
Now let's see how the US responds.


Watching in 3D

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Religion / Re: Paul Okikijesu 2020 Prophecy: Adeboye, Kumuyi, Oyedepo To Die & Not Make Heaven by koolaid87: 8:17pm On Jan 07
He's got some balls
Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Will Never Have A Nuclear Weapon, Trump Tweets by koolaid87: 10:47am On Jan 07
Righteousness89:
The Next thing is the Collation

Iran will form a Coalition with Russia, turkey, Syria, Iraq, Somalia and North Sudan to fight against Isreal..

That is When the Earth will understand that Isreal is GOD ALMIGHTY First Born..


Oh yea, and Nigeria is God almighty last born

Abeg park well
Religion / Re: 2020 Prophecies By Prophet Joshua Iginla by koolaid87: 12:43pm On Jan 06
Dropping prophesies like album

Naija I hail thee

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Religion / Re: Funeral Service For Reinhard Bonke In Florida Draws Thousands by koolaid87: 10:11am On Jan 05
I remember jumping on the train to bodija for one of his crusade.

Rest on General Bonnke

Pls tell Baba God that it's hard to be holy inside life

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Hoists The Red Flag Which Is A Traditional Symbol For War by koolaid87: 4:19am On Jan 05
Iran is definitely the underdog here, but they are ready to trade 100 Iranians for 1 American.
Nairaland / General / Re: Funny But Inspirational Quote I Saw On A Vehicle In Benin City by koolaid87: 12:19pm On Jan 02
Why asking us

Why not wait for the owner of the car?
Religion / Re: Daniel Olukoya Of MFM Unveils 33 Prophetic Declarations For 2020 by koolaid87: 7:25am On Jan 01
How long will they continue to list their prophesies here with no divine manifestation in the lives of average Nigerians?

How many pastors dey predict for China, Australia, Canada, United state??


In 365 days another prophesy will be out, outcome still the same

Something must be wrong with us

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Religion / Re: I Keep Seeing My Dead Nephew In My Dreams! by koolaid87: 10:19pm On Dec 29, 2019
TooMuchStuff:
Simple Question.. Op. Are u married??

He's chosen you for reincarnation.
U are within his earthly DNA pool and loved

In future watch one of your sons acting/behaving like him. Just watch.

This is too much stuff nah
Religion / Re: Olubunmi Diya Insists Pastor Gabriel Diya & 2 Children Who Drowned Could Swim by koolaid87: 10:53pm On Dec 28, 2019
uninspired07:


Amen. He/she is so insensitive.

You typed amen and accused another of being insensitive

You need Jesus
Politics / Re: ISWAP: We Killed 11 Christians On Christmas Day To Avenge Al Baghdadi's Death by koolaid87: 12:32pm On Dec 28, 2019
You must continue what you started ooo grin

Kylekent59:
A young boy came knocking on my gate, I opened it and he says he wanna fetch water. I allowed him. As he was fetching the water, I asked him why he didn't go to church or mosque, because his father is a muslim while his mum a Christian.


He replied me saying," abeg una be amebo, see as you concentrate dey read my comment grin grin grin"

Nairaland / General / Re: What Did 2019 Teach You? by koolaid87: 8:30pm On Dec 26, 2019
That we don enter one chance with general Buhari

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Presents Christmas Card To Muhammadu Buhari (Pictures) by koolaid87: 9:50pm On Dec 24, 2019
Wish we could hear their thoughts out loud

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Politics / Re: Afenifere: We Can't Thank Buhari's Government For Ordering Sowore's Release by koolaid87: 9:12pm On Dec 24, 2019
On weds?? It's 9.18pm tues for naija nah

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Crime / Re: John Markus: Police Inspector Shoots Colleague Dead, Commits Suicide In Abuja by koolaid87: 9:56pm On Dec 21, 2019
Mental illness is real

Folks, pls don't argue with anyone with a gun

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